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2016

26

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day

Here’s a photoshopped to shit nude shoot for TREATS! of Ireland Baldwin, because I guess she’s tried everything and this is where she’s ended up..

I guess this is what Ireland’s been up to since blocking me on all her social media 3-4 years ago….

Unless she’s had serious surgery, which is possible, this is not what Ireland actually looks like, she is a big girl, which is the cause of her big tits, but everything else about her is a fucking cartoon….from no gut, to no monster jaw….

Nice tits though…but really…all tits are nice….

Unfortunately, I have been following her attempt at a career since she pretty much started out…I was semi-rooting for her while laughing at her desperation in an era before Kim Kardashian’s sisters and the Gigi Hadid and Ireland’s cousin really hustled the social media hustle, leveraging her mom – Kim Bassinger and her Dad who famously called her a little pig – and who could be a cause to this getting naked in photoshoots because traditionally modeling didn’t work out for her – Alec Baldwin…

The funny think in Ireland Baldwin is that I have interacted with her – I don’t remember what was said – but at one point her dad stepped up from his charity account on twitter – which didn’t get me famous – but I guess he didn’t get Ireland famous either, he’s just helped her by giving her his name pull off finding people to take pictures of her…

So…TREATS!…the Playboy of our generation that is far less successful than Playboy but that involves models and fame whores and sugar babies getting naked in expensive settings of decent quality….put this out for their new issue….and 98 percent of the people they use are trying to be the next EM RAT COW…like Ireland…but I don’t think Ireland has what it takes, she’s not hot enough, she wasn’t able to pull it off when she was cute enough and she’s too weak and has already been to rehab…poor little shadow of her parents…

The sex tape strategy of desperation is always available to her..

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2016

26

Jul

Josephine Skriver Naked of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking hot..this is her nude for pervert French photographer David Bellemere who is taking nude model pics to the next level as he works for pretty much everyone – from Victoria’s Secret to God…

Josephine Skriver is pretty famous, has a lot of hype around her and I once or twice wrote that she’s she was created in a lab, built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX….because she’s a test tube baby and it’s all I have to say about her…

I mean that and that she is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this…

I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer at 23 – because as the republicans tell you – YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH GOD’s WILL SCIENCE…or in her case Gay scientist who makes her call her dad on some Pinocchio shit….

Logical…but I’m really interested in what a perfect, built by science pussy looks like, did they make it out of old rubber boots? Or maybe dead mice! So many questions….considering I actually don’t care.

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2016

26

Jul

Kate Hudson in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

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I am sure I’ve said this story before, but I don’t give a fuck, no one reads this shit ever….

In the late 90s, probably before I was onto my internet dating, I in the middle of Northern Ontario checking out the small town strip clubs and I came across a copy of architectural digest or some other magazine because she had a house in Norther Ontario – that featured Goldie Hawn and her Daughter, who at the time was unknown to the world, but was probably well known in clubs in Hollywood where she’s been fucking everyone since she was 12….and I thought…I like that better than celebs…I like the kid of celebs who just live the brat life, the Hollywood life and don’t actually have to work…

Then she did what most rich kids do and followed her mom’s lead, but there was that window where she was just a rich kid, partying, being hot…and I guess it’s been downhill ever since…from babies, to getting old…sure I’d still be interested in smelling her pussy to see if that many cocks makes her smell like the crackwhores I fuck who have had an equal or lesser amount of cocks…you know some people can guess how many gum balls are in a fucking jar, I can guess how many cocks have been in a cunt by scent….the more they fuck, the more i feel like a cadaver dog…

NOT THAT IT MATTERS…but her in a bikini does…it looks ok for a mom of 12…

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2016

26

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bikini model…in a bikini…with her DJ boyfriend who you know fucks other chicks when she’s not around…but since quitting Victoria’s Secret…she’s always fucking around…forcing him to actually spend time with her on vacation between his sets at IBIZA…at least for a week or two before sending her and the kids back to Amsterdam, so that he can go back to fucking party girls..

You see I know DJs and not once has any DJ ever say “it’s about the music man”…it’s always about making stupid money and standing in front of a room of idiots dancing on drugs…so that they don’t have to dance…amongst the crowd as DJing, especially now requires no talent – so that they can fuck….line ups of girls every night to fuck….even Victoria’s Secret models want to fuck…and get pregnant when you fuck them….because girls are crazy and like throwing away their model careers like that…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in a bikini…with her man…on a yacht…because this is what pulling off a great fucking scam is about…

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2016

26

Jul

Barbara Palvin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin announce that her and Eniko Mihalik are the Hungarian Mafia while in St Tropez and no one arrested them.

Everyone just passed it off as “oh she’s just being funny when posting bikini pics on a vacation we’re sure she paid for – since these models don’t just tag on with rich guys and pay for nothing – they are money makers who can pay for their own shit – got it”….

But I think this is the oldest form of deception, announce truth and people will assume you’re joking…and I think her speciality in the Hungarian mafia…is Human Trafficking, recruiting girls and getting them pissing and fucking and filling their assholes on webcam…it’s good money – since the girls don’t get paid….and if you don’t believe me…just read her damn status where she says she the HUNGARIAN mafia and then look at HUNGARY and realize that all they have going for them is human trafficking….

SHE EXPOSED HERSELF YOU IDIOTS…

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2016

26

Jul

Sarah Hyland Nail Biting Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has some weird fans – who loved her because she looked 12 up until last year – which is one of those things that makes you question the guys who fuck her – like you have to wonder if they actually fell in love with her for the wholesome reasons of her being on a hit show, famous and rich….or if they are actually creepy weirdo perverts who would fuck 12 years old – and my end up fucking 12 year olds now that they’ve had a taste – but have been able to balance it alright for now…

Well, she’s got tits, or like showing off what look like tits, because her only moral code was created by her TV MOM sofia Vergara while her real parents were out spending the money – on cruises because they deserve it for putting all the work into exploiting her on set…and the network’s got baby sitters so she’ll be ok…just keep on SENDING those checks…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Modles Licking Shit of the Day

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This is a feature by Love Magazine called ‘Lick It’ by Phil Poynter….

It features modes Aamito Lagum, Anna Ewers, Grace Bol, Pooja Mor, Sara Sampaio, & Stella Maxwell…

They are licking it…where as it is random objects and not what they actually licked to get their careers…whether it was Stella Maxwell licking Terry Richardson’s ass, before licking Barbara Palvin’s ass, before licking her agent’s ass, before the Victoria’s Secret ass, then Miley’s ass…to now exist…

It takes a lot of ass licking to build a model…making this hardly as stretch in their work, but let’s face it – models never work even when they are working…they have the dumbest and easiest job ever…

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2016

26

Jul

Charlotte McKInney Airport Erotica of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is the horse face with massive tits – who wants you to know she also has a butt – because she’s that kind of girl – who likes to objectify herself to get ahead and it works….

So if you’re a girl and you have tits – and you probably do – get those tits out there, just pretend it is empowering, your body to do what you want with, because it is your body, do what you want with it – but if you do what men want you to do with it – you’ll go a lot further in life…

She was a dancing with the star before being a star – and now she’s probably scrambling to find her place, so she’s gone to Canada..

Now I don’t know what she’s doing in Canada, maybe she’s fucking Drake and the Weekend….or maybe she’s working on a Canadian production of some bullshit…I could IMDB it but the fact that she has an IMDB is offensive to the entertainment industry I envision in my head, which is far from the entertainment industry that actually exists…because you give people with bad ideas, their heads up their asses and a lot of money all the decision making power – and shit like Blair Witch Project get remade or Flatliners….instead of just creating NEW ideas…it’s fucking crazy…but put some tits in it and it’ll be ok…

I guess this isn’t exciting to anyone but me…you know because of the Canada connection – tits that are only one hour flight from me…I just came.

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Here she is working out at the gym….subtle spread legged.

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2016

26

Jul

Elsa Hosk Harper’s Bazaar Greece of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model, who was originally a nude model, because nude models can break into the mainstream unlike pornstars – so long as they fuck the right people…

Being a Victoria’s Secret model means she’s doing press and this shoot is for Harper’s Bazaar Greece that is far less Greek than I’d want it to be, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, I mean ANAL…they built an ancient civilization off ANAL sex which I guess is what Hollywood did too, but not in the same way…because Greece celebrated anal sex, while hollywood pretends it doesn’t happen as to not upset the Christians…

EITHER WAY…there’s one semi panty in what looks like plastic wrap…or what you’d use if you killed her and had to dispose of her body…and if you know me…you know how much I love fabric that doesn’t breathe – especially when it comes in contact with pussy…

FETISHES EVERYWHERE…

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2016

26

Jul

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

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Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer –

I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her fake boyfriend from the internet that have given them each 5 or more million followers, despite not being that hot, all because of posting weird rich brat luxury romance that women everywhere fell in love with – despite it being a lie – and she was just using social media to her advantage – leverage, create the illusion, people believe…when you know both were fucking other people…but women who followed them would never believe it…and now she’s bare assed on instagram – because DREAMS come true

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