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2016

01

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Fat Ass of the DAy

Fat ass, dark and edgy, instagram couple turned tattooed lesbian, attempted to be a model becuase of her size but lost out to her cousin because of her cousin’s social network besties, Ireland Baldwin….posed pantsless for seomthing that I guess she considers to be art – since she’s a spoiled rich kid who doesn’t really understand the value of anything of substance – but she does undstand putting her fat ass out there may get talked about and the more people talk about her the less she has to think about how her daddy never talked about her….daddy issues…are amazing…

That said, I am a fan of Ireland Baldwin, I like that she’s not a Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid groupie and has nothing to do with any of that and I believe that she should be the one getting the jobs…less commercial but way more tormented than the other ones and that leads to a level of authenticity that is just “a broken and girl”…rather than candy coated avon lady selling product for a cut of sales like the other famous rich kid instagram idiots..

Hump that couch.

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2016

01

Jul

18 Year Old Actress – Ryan Newman of the DAy

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Ryan Newman started acting at age 7 and you know what that means….her parents exploited her, stressed her out, spoiled her to keep her motivated then robbed her of a childhood, when other kids were playing she was on set, with all kinds of pressure to perform put on her, breaking her spirit and creating a vapid little ego….leaving her totally delusional and addicted to the good life, but forced to navigate things and retain or grow audience so that her peak of her career isn’t Sharknado 3…..

She’s doing it with bikinis and hot young tit…good strategy for me, better than that other childstar Gary Coleman who did it with slowly self destructing before dying…

I don’t remember ever posting pics of her before, all these bitches blend into each other, and as long as slutty selfies happen – thants what matters.

VIDEO:

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2016

01

Jul

Juno Temple Almost Naked for W Magazine Naked of the Day

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Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies and I guess Vinyl, which worked out pretty well for her……..so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….even when the tits are weirdly shaped, underdeveloped or over developed, a bare tit is just communicates directly to our souls…it’s probbaly a survival, baby breast feeding, the first thing we see other than afterbirth is tit…and we carry that through life, unless we weren’t breast fed and just end up emotionally detached weirdos like a puppy taken away from its mother too long.

I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…but I don’t really know who anyone besides the a list are. Too many whores trying to make it, too many whores who have made it, it’s better to just reduce them to their tits, or lack there of tits, to really celebrate their actual contribution to our lives, because another movie role by an actor who feels she is talented or an artist, is just bullshit noise that takes away from tit.

The interesting thing about this shoot for W MAGAZINE is that W MAGAZINE, not a porn site, posts nude and slutty instagram inspired pics of girls

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2016

01

Jul

Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Nipple Battle of the DAy

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I figure there were to posts about hard nipples on women in their 40s who people, mainly nerds fucking love, one of whom is Kate Beckinsale from some vampire movie that still looks amazing despite being a mom…

Kate Beckinsale is loved – Braless and Magical for the Nerds

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Where the other one is Jennifer Aniston who made a Primetime TV career out of her nipples being hard, that translated into pretty shitty movie roles, that paid out because she was the love interest despite being old – while her personal life was a series of no one knocking her up, everyone fleeing her and her wrath, because once you latch on her teet – you get your taste and move on, like trying someone’s desert at a restaurant, it’s good but not good enough to justify the calories….or headache from your diabetic shock because you’re half dead thanks to alcoholism….

Jennifer Aniston’s Crazy thick Nipples so ready to feed – with nothing to feed – even though a week ago people said she was pregnant – it looks like that dream ended with a shit….but she still Jennifer Aniston milks these nipples harder than her baby does…but that’s probably because she doesn’t have a baby..no one will knock her up and she’s at menopause age…

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2016

01

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood Still Instagram Whoring of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is in her 30s, I spent the last 4-5 months ignoring her instagram hustle because it was so fucking obvious and that annoyed me – while she’s living up in Montana or Colorado, done with the Hollywood lie / life, she’s still managing to secure her fans from her Playboy days and her Attack of the Show G4TV show that made Oliva Munn and her nerd posse exist…..while building up a new audience doing share-for-share shoutouts with every hooker on instagram – creating a mini empire of cheesy and trash – while still rocking her great body – and I’m not really a fan, but how could you hate on over photoshopped cheesy classic Playboy pics, that Playboy doesn’t even do anymore – it’s like flashback friday – only it’s recent because it’s all she knows…

Photoshoots for instagram -…

Videos for instagram….

She’s also on snapchat….low level porn on an RV…great booty…shitty implants…memories of the only smut we once had..

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2016

01

Jul

Lindsay Vonn Skiing Fame Whore of the Day

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Lindsay Vonn is a pro skier, who dated TIGER WOODS after his whole publicly fucking some of the grimiest fucking hookers while married – making me think that she either identifies as a grimy hooker, or maybe she’s just into the press that comes with being TIGER’s new grimy hooker…it does well for business…

They’ve broke out, but the skier, is not out in a ski suit likes she’s used to, she’s gone full deep V – athtletic tits out and shiny leggings, all made up like she’s heading to the strip club to give out lap dances, or maybe to live the life as the REAL HOUSEWIFE OF SKIN country…all trashy and down to have her face fucked – because all the fillers made her mouth numb and capable of handling the abuse…

I have been around skiers for the last 25 years, I live in Canada, and every ski chick, whether a racer or an instructor is just always in the mood to fuck. Most have legs I’d be scared to fuck, a little too thick and muscular – but good when it’s bouncing on your dick….and maybe it’s becuase of the way the wind hits their clits in their spandex suits….

So I can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsay Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – it sounds like she’s some kind of dude and the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits.

That’s a powerful ass in the ski hill that is LA…

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2016

01

Jul

Kelly Brook Big Tits Getting Out of Car of the Day

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Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding top heavy whichis conventient because she’s titty model who is really fucking old now…

She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter, but she’s always been fat, I met Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she was…at her prime…TRUE STORY…before she decided to move to AMerica…to try and make it by 40. It’s what happens when you get rich for very little and believe you have what it takes to really go for the gold….

She hasn’t been lurking around too much and she’s really not that exciting when she does, but she did bring her fat tits out of a car like she’s the Royal family, and there’s nothing really wrong with that – especially if you like your tits to be old and rich for no reason, but bottom feeding to try to get famous, with an accent…

She should go back to titty modeling…

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2016

30

Jun

Kate Hudson – Bare Ass of the Day

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Kate Hudson posted of her ass… magic didn’t happen…life didn’t change for anyone involved…

That’s all i have to say about a pussy that’s been everywhere – and that’s even made people Owen Wilson try to kill himself.

Fascinating. Needs more anus.

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2016

30

Jun

Selena Gomez Nipple Slip of the Day

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Apparently this is a Selena Gomez nipple slip.

I don’t see it but nerds have the ability to see nipples in everything and there is something fleshy that looks like it is stabled to her shirt, and it would make sense because this girl does anything and everything to get noticed, whether milking her disease, or her breakup or her CHEMO – it’s just all about getting as much buzz about her, around her, to make her money so she can cash in over and over again like she was Taylor Swift, everyone is winning, upside for everyone, keep the industry under their control, while idiots feed into them…

I don’t care about her tits, her new face, the way she’s trying to sexualize herself, even if this was a nip slit, I’d rather it it was a slit slip – because I love slit..on slut…even if it is tainted…SLIT…

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2016

30

Jun

Fatty Ariel Winter in the Bath of the Day

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Ariel Winter, 18 year old, unlike most 18 year olds, who is unlike most 18 year olds, thanks to her parents whoring her out to the media / entertainment industry where she spent time on set with TITS who made it from her TITS, Sofia Vergara to Den Mother her and teachthe valuable lesson of tits…

She’s decided to post a picture of hee in a bath tub, covered in bubbles, hiding her gunt, and reassuring the perverts that she’s still got tits – even though she’s cut off the tits – they are still growing – because that’s the kind of chubby girl she is – FULL OF TIT.

It’s nice to see how egotistical and exhibitionist these puppets are, back in the day the PR and Management teams would never allow this, but here they are creating mini glamour models to speak to the fact that there are way HOTTER girls without the big marketing budgets doing better on social media than the ones that are supposed to be stars, in this world of no more fame…since everyone is famous…it’s weird…

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