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2016

04

Jul

Charlotte McKinney is Living the American Dream of the Day

Charlotte McKinney represents two very important things about the American the dream and both are her sloppy tits and thanks to her tits….

They distract from her horse face / monkey face / weak chin face because tits like this erase faces – they are just that big.

They also are famous for just being tits, really big tits, and nothing more than tits which is essentially famous for nothing….on TV for being a star while not being a star. Having a million followers on irrelevant social media for having been on tv for being a star when she’s not a star…all because of tits…

It’s nice to live in a world where a woman can live out her lazy dream because she’s spoiled and entitled white trash all thanks to tits…

It’s nice that little girls everywhere know that without such big tits they won’t amount to an important on TV set of tits in a world where clearly tits matter, they are a currency, they buy an audience of perverts..

God bless America and the fact it makes tits great again…or great Tits can make dreams come true….

Freedom in a world where we almost lost sloppy tits to Booty….when they are this big they have to be sloppy…

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2016

04

Jul

BabesForTrump for July 4th of the Day

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BabesForTrump that aren’t really babes but are half naked are perfect for July 4th day….Because this is America and it is America day….

In more interesting slimy Trump news – the creepy sleazy rich pig who is a known womanizing misogynistic who probably objectifies everyone because his moral code is based solely on money like most rich womanizing men who think they are invincible and act like mob bosses like an 80s tycoon he is – this rape culture USA story is serious, juicy and credible even if he discounts it and would…first rule of being rich is to admit nothing make rape victim look like the predator win presidency – read it here

But babesfortrump are what matters – girls who support rich pricks and I know that this isn’t news, that I am not political, that these babes who are hardly babes, but rather sorority looking white trash strippers looking for any excuse to get half naked and to potentially go semi viral on the Internet by stripping down and slurring up for Trump is about as America as you can get – because Trump’s whole convoluted campaign is about making America great again, whatever that means, and as a Canadian I am strictly basing my opinion on having seen Trump in action since the 80s and knowing all he is is gaudy, trashy, bullshit and I find it hard to think he’s anything more than that in his political career that doesn’t exist before this media event that is his running for President. I also know he panders to the lowest human form and is like the Borat scene where he says “support our troops” and the retards cheer him right after booing him.

It’s not my America or my Fourth of July and I am not even talking his politics I am talking his public image, because I know as you know whoever is elected is a puppet to the evil brains that actually run the company, that’s why I appreciate trumps campaign despite thinking it’s brilliant yet Moronic

More importantly – I am all for fame whores who are behind him showing their behinds getting as naked as they can for the election hoping he either makes them famous or as a collective they’ll get famous and based on Trump’s track record these may be your next Secretary or Stare or whatever he has the power to elect when he wins, because he will probably win, before getting assassinated or be very entertaining

Whatever this trashy, basic, nonsense is – I like it. It reminds me of every Stripper, middle of the road employee, tanning salon cashier and Floridian I’ve ever known.

This is America and this is the freedom you’ve fought for. Not bad….

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Posted in:Bikini|SFW|stepNEWS|Trump

2016

04

Jul

Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day

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Only in America…and I guess some
Eastern european countries can a mom
Pull off and get paid to get half naked and pour milk ok herself…while calling herself a MILF…..

I don’t know about you but I know that I would be want my fame whore mom trying to stay relevant to bring in the money I’ll eventually inherit to spend on my drug addiction of having a mom who behaves like this even when she’s too old to be behaving like this – despite her killer body making me think she should be behaving like this – give the people what they want, make them want to cum inside your gaping egg hole that has shat out at least one baby making her easier to fist…not that Fergie was ever hard to fist..she did it for the meth, that shit is addictive….

But unlike Fergie, my mom can’t behave like this, she died in the 80s and throwing milk on her would probably turn her into mud…

But Fergie, despite being corpse like, is still alive and when you’re a puppet you keep fucking performing especially when you look younger than you did 10 years ago…how!? Who knows…testosterone shots maybe…helps men age better apparently…

Either way, at least she’s playing up the hot mom, because she is a hot mom, if you’ve seen moms you’ll know they don’t look like this…..

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2016

04

Jul

Taylor Swift Annual Groupie Bikini Party of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking worst. I hate everything about her – but the new tits…

She’s so annoying, the kind of entitled white girl brat face you just want to Chris Brown…

But maybe you’ll like her staged paparazzi bikini pics where Taylor Swift and her fake friends had a party for the paparazzi wearing bikinis – so Taylor Swift could show off her new tits that came when she came as Tom Huddleston came inside her as Calvin Harris looked on and cry….

There is no way these people are her real friends, they are just in it because she’s Taylor Swift, as there is no way anyone can like anything about her, besides her being Taylor Swift…the name…that they are just mooching off of, because when you’re a fake fame who’re go for the top profiting artist who is also a whore but pretends she’s not – since playing victim makes hit records hit…

I guess pregnant Blake Lively, Gigi thing ass, and fat black woman as Ruby Rose take on Rhode Island is as exciting as it sounds – not exciting at all. These people are garbage…and equally hot if not hotter, less cunty girls are out there right now for Fourth of July, go have drunken sex with them so they can tell their friends they were raped and fit in on social media – relating to actual rape victims since it is trendy….like Taylor Swifts tits….

Nice staged paparazzi work Swift, you shifty media manipulator with shifty shitty music…..

Apparently this is Blake Lively’s pregnant nipple slip, because she’s got a movie to promote people and this is how you get it done…she’s the kind of girl who gets what she wants…even when it is Scarlett Johanssons husband…

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2016

01

Jul

Demi Lovato Naked for a New Song and in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t like Demi Lovato, I don’t think she deserves her fame and fortune. There’s nothing amazing or compelling about her. I don’t even really understand why she exists beyond the hispanic angle, easy to play to a loyal passionate people…that she’s made even more sustainable using the whole “no make up, no photoshop”….strategy of don’t body shame and love your body, when clearly this bitch is waist training and photoshopping – she just likes to pretend she’s not – it makes it feel real….and in her defense, her struggles with bi polar disorder, her public freakouts and breakdowns – would imply that maybe believing something is real is enough – because that’s how things work for the crazies…

That said, Demi Lovato is now adding recently single to her fat, no body shaming, love your body, Mexican / Latina, LESBIAN, mental health marketing campaign – it works for Taylor Swift, and that bitch is a whore – not a hopeless romantic – so it’ll work for this one too….all naked for her new single artwork…It looks like she’s been waist training –

Also in a bikini, because that’s what people do when they want to get in the press for being in a bikini and not looking all that bad – thanks to her not actually not working out..it’s definitely not great -but it’s better than nothing.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

To see the rest of the concert butt shots Click Here

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2016

01

Jul

Anna Kendrick for The Edit of the Day

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Anna Kendrick is one of my least favorite women in movies, which isn’t saying much because I generally don’t like any of these bitches in movies, and for the most part I don’t remember any of their names, so saying KENDY is my least favorite, is almost like saying she’s my favorite, just the opposite – because I have an actual opinion of her, her boring performances, the fact that she’s made it when I don’t really understand why she’s made it – and more importantly – her creepy mouth that used to irritate me in movies – I was forced to watch due to pussy making me do it…but in this era of plastic face, a small mousy mothy mossy mouth isn’t so bad – it makes our dick look bigger, but more importanlty – it doesn’t make her look like a garbage porn clown…even if she must have done some porn stunts to get to this level of fame – otherwise I really won’t be able to wrap my hand around and understand her career….

She does have a decent / fit body – which I guess is important seeing as she’s in movies and supposed to be a love interest..in this superficial world we call homo..

She’s also in New York Mag…

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2016

01

Jul

Keira Knightly Tame for Madame Figaro of the DAy

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Keira Knightly never really bothered me, but then again never really impressed me. She was just sort of there. She was skinny, had a pretty face, and she didn’t rage or do anything scandalous or interesting, but she existed, she’s made money, she’s got fame, she’s probably considered A-List, but I can’t remember any movie she’s in, I can’t remember ever seeing her nude in any of these movies, I can’t remember whether she’s won any oscars and I’m forced to google her to find out, if I cared enough, when really I’m just posting these pics for the one pic of her stomach…and figure anyone who wants to see them will be into Keira Knightly and wont’ need my opinion on whether she’s relevant…like any stripper or sugar baby or hooker you ask that question “what do you do for work” to…the answer will be a variation of “look at my bank account, your opinion don’t matter motherfucker”…and they are right..it doesn’t but I’ll still judge….

Posted in:Keira Knightly|SFW

2016

01

Jul

Dakota Fanning Butt Shot of the Day

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In not giving a fuck about Dakota Fanning, probably like her parents the second she turned 18 so that they could move onto the sister who was still under 18 and a potential money maker for them – I totally missed this picture of her ass being stuck out in a one piece like some kind of stripper at the strip club during a lap dance – because I don’t pay attention – but seeing it 3-6 minutes ago I realize…I am all about the once favorite now less favorite sister tyring to have a good time now that she’s got money and the control of her life to go have fun for a change – I remember at 8 or 9 this bitch was a creepy robot her parents created to be the family ATM…and sex parties on boats are better than early call times you’re forced to go to – by the people you trust and her are supposed to be raising you properly..time to go nuts

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

01

Jul

Eva Amurri’s Pregnancy Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Eva Amurri is a character you don’t give a fuck about, but those of you who somehow do care about her, she’s in a bikini while pregnant showing off the big tits, which must be the only thing you are into her for – because she’s only got tis going for her, and I guess her mom is Susan Sarandon – and that alone helped her get on TV where she was topless – despite having all the connections and money – that’s the best she could fucking do – low level massive sized tits on Californication – what weird rebelling that is no more – because she’s dropped out of acting to play bikini housewife and she posted this shit – that I am reposting because big hormonal pregnant rich girl tits is the shit I don’t like – but don’t mind because they are tits and would life to K-Fed – otherwise I can just watch her TV performane tits which are far less pregnant…

Posted in:Eva Amurri|SFW

2016

01

Jul

Rumer Willis Knows Her Angles of the DAy

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When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – only to become a relatively hot, albeit smoke and mirrors, leading lady who couldn’t act….you learn how to manipulate the media / the camera/ etc…by saying the right things, or using your best angles….

So it’s only natural her daughter, who got her pre-plastic surgery looks, would post this picture to her seocial media -because she knows from behind – face in pillow is when she looks best..

Great ass…see not all things are negative…

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