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2016

03

Jun

Nina Dobrev’s Playing Beach Vollyball of the Day

Nina Dobrev posted some gratuitous bikini pics to her social media that aren’t supposed to look like they are about the bikini pics since that’s what faemwhore sluts do – but rather about the sport man…it’s always about the sport…that’s why beach Volleyball, female gymnastics and anything that involves a bitch half naked or in spandex is the most popular Olympic sports…we care about athleticism when we can jerk off to it..

She’s Hollywood, she is or was a TV show main character – playing some vampire or vampire hunter like she was Sarah Michelle Gellar…and she is famous because of it, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t need the bikini pics on social media to keep the “LIKES” up…

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2016

03

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue’s Lingerie issue, which I guess deserves a second post if I did post it, because I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE is posting half naked and often times full naked girls…because it’s “Art” and not for masturbation purposes..but as someone who has been jerking off to Fashion TV and fashion magazines since the 80s…I can prove that their content is in fact porn…as I anxiously await for the Louis Vuitton Spread ANUS issue…

Eastern European girls…are everything…and they are affordable…until they realize they are a hot commodity…then they are totally unaffordable and usually date billionaires or dudes who can increase their commodity value…

Communism works…or it killed off the ugly bitches because every one of these Eastern European girls is amazing…I am just disappointed there’s not exposed tits, something Edita is known for….because nipples are great…to look at and suck on…you can quote me on that.

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2016

03

Jun

Elle Fanning Panties of the Day

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Elle Fanning is ok, so staring at her panties is not as perverted as it was 2 months ago, not that 18 really applies to these kids with stage parents, they’ve learned the hustle and been whored out in one way or another, but probably not that much becaue her older sister paved the way for her…but still fucked…

I like panties, I’m just sad she’s not wetting herself in these pics, it’s more of a fetish than just panties. we’re in the internet era and need to continuously one up ourselves to stay exciting…

If you’re more interested in her creepy sister, Dakota, or if you’re like me and into sister on sister erotica or at least threesome, or worst case scenario dating one sister and tricking the other one into fucking you to spite the original one, or better “accidentally” crawling into bed with her on family vacation after a night of drinking so that you can pretend you thought you were jerking off on the right sister’s face…it’s all a blur…or if you’re like me, you don’t go for the uptight girls, you focus on the VERY rich and disturbed or the VERY poor and disturbed who will in turn….fuck you together because they are so fucking broken…

Here’s her lether-like butt shot…

Either way, sisters are great…even when they are weirdos like the Fannings….

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2016

03

Jun

Ginta Lapina for Some Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Ginta Lapina…I would prefer if her name was GINA…Va Gina…

Yes…I am that basic of a man where a girl named for her only redeeming quality…and more importantly her money maker…is what I want her official name to be…even though I know every girl I look at in life I’ve named Vagina in my head, you know a loving and relevant nickname for all living humans so that I don’t need to saturate my brain with unnecessary things like her actual birth name…so when I walk down the street I say “oh there’s vagina, more vagina, another vagina, so many vagina”..you get what I’m saying…all girls whether they are named vagina or not – are vagina.

So here’ vagina from Latvia that was vagina in a lot of nude photos – but who now gets half nude for mainstream because people like hiring her and her vagina and I’m sure rich guys like inviting her vagina on luxury trips to the mediterranean..the good life…vagina.

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2016

03

Jun

Friday Dance Video of the Day

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I have no idea what this is about, I saw it on facebook and I thought it was an inspiring uplifting and even magical video experience that reminds us all that the world is vast and full of fucking weirdos battling for your minute of attention to watch them in action….

So many people doing it, just not that many are this legendary…

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2016

02

Jun

Fat Amy Schumer Bottomless Pic of the Day

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Amy Schumer has let her fame get to her head…what the fuck is she thinking – this disgusting…

She’s posted this picture that I assume is of her not wearing bottoms in what is one of her most effective yet terrible joke – but I guess it speaks to her female audience, the same audience producers are trying to reach to sell movie tickets to – since guy are too busy at home watching porn to go see shit about fat girls with offensive looking faces – in scripted bullshit designed for single women who can’t get a boyfriend – because like Amy Schumer they are used for their holes – at 3 am instead of jerking off – if there is no way anyone around them can find out – only Amy Schumer is rich as fuck becuase of it..

This is just a whole lot of scams, from the angle of this picture, making her less disgusting – to the backstory…

There’s no reason for Amy Schumer to ever be pantsless, unless she’s taking a shit – and clearly, based on this body, that she’s trying to prove is hot -when it’s not – happens all the fucking time from all that FOOD…it’s gotta go somewhere…

Weird….marketing strategy – which I guess comes down to every girl, even these empowered feminists, just want to be jerked off to…it’s in their core of their DNA…and all their words are just bullshit – they do this to feel sexy….clearly…they aren’t…but luckily dudes will fuck anything…because we have no standards…perfect for Fat AMy…

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2016

02

Jun

Rihanna Hot in Barbados of the Day

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Rihanna is everything…she did this bathing suit photoshoot in Barbados – I don’t know where it’s from or what it’s about – but it’s classic Rihanna whoring herself out because she like people thinking she’s hot – and it’s not much of a stretch for her because she is hot – but more importantly – becaue she’s whored herself out from day one – that’s how her whole record deal happened – but more importantly – how her record sales sustained all these years…put it all out there, sell your soul…show us your tits..post shit like this…repeat…

I am a fan…just not of her music…

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2016

02

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski for some bootleg lingerie company – that’s not Victoria’s Secret – but probably pays as much as Victoria’s Secret – but it’s still not Victoria’s Secret and all she wants is that that level of credibility – even Kendall and Gigi Hadid have been in VS…and Rat Cow was at this fame whoring on social media way before them – and deserves it…at least in her mind…egos.

She’s made the money, so money isn’t enough, she’s been in movies….but that’s just because she banged the director…and the prize she really wants probably doesn’t want to work with her kind of hooker – who has the fan-base because dudes like tits that get naked for “art”…

I predict that like Cecil the Lion – things that are big on the internet for a minute, only last a minute….and eventually die off ….and she’s due to die off,…eventually everyone, including obscure asian brands will be official done with her….and big tits or not, thanks to so many other girls coming up with tits that are just as big and way less attitude…we will collectively move on…

But before that, she’s hanging on a thread…with a pile of money – so she’s won…good timing and luck – but you know she hasn’t won enough for that ego…

These pictures are shit – a preview of what’s to come for these isntagram tits.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

02

Jun

Selena Gomez Connecting with Youth of the Day

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Media trained Selena Gomez is manipulating the media – by running through sprinkler – or a fire hydrant in Brooklyn, looking like she’s either connecting with her hispanic roots – in a hispanic community – doing hispanic things – like she’s some ghetto housing project illegal…and not a Disney star who hasn’t had a pool in her backyard since she was 2….

I have no idea what the point of this is, but I’ll assume it’s up there with her milking her Chemotherpy for attention….in a “look at Selena, she’s so down, she’s so street”…instead of “look at Selena the middle class texan moved to Hollywood where they got rich as fuck fast and who now exploits every angle for the marketing hook”..

I call this photo series “Selana from the Block”…up on some J.Lo exploiting Hispanic people hustle…garbage.

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2016

02

Jun

Bella Thorne Slutty Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is an average at best 40 year old pretending to be 18 who I find absolutely over exposed and irritating if she wasn’t

Here’s her bathroom photoshoot, because she’s a shameless media manipulator who doens’t miss an opportunity to pose like a cunt – who doesn’t care because she’s cashing in…

Here she is crying for attention with really subtle snaps of her ass in fitness – so it’s ok – but she still had a friend shoot her doing this – from this angle – to show off her ass – because that’s what she’s about – she just doesn’t want people to think she’s that shameless – even though she is…

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