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2016

06

Jun

Victoria Justice in a Bikini Underwater in TULUM of the Day

There’s just something artistic and magical about seeing this young starlet that you’ve probably never heard of – unless you’re a special kind of pervert who watches young adult television for sexually reasons…..in a bikini…

But unlike most bikini selfies for attention, we’ve got a bitch who looks like she’s drowned, up on some Katie Holmes in the one movie she showed her tits (google it), level of erotica…all while making a dick sucking mouth….so that if she was drowned, you know not breathing, you could be her hero baby, and shove your cock down her throat…after dragging her out of the water – and if they cops what you were doing, say “clearing her throat”…and if they don’t believe you – say that’s how your gym teacher, Mr Robson, used taught you CPR back when you were 15…only he used to finish because he wasn’t rudely interrupted by the police…although in hindsight, her probably should have been….

There were other bathing suit pics last week ….but this one is bikini selfie art….unless you’re a foot fetishist, in which case, these probably really frustrate you…freak..

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2016

06

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Wedding Crashing of the Day

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It’s safe to say that someone is trying to divert attention away from her let’s say “abortion” and break up – to still focus on Taylor Swift, since she likes all eyes on her, because she decided to crash a fan’s wedding, that I think is a downplayed account of a very calculated, organized, planned stunt to get a couple of instagram pics…instead of addressing break-up rumors with DJ who I’m sure fucks a lot of other girls on the road – Calvin Harris….the creator of Rita Ora…not that any real scandal of her ass fucking fetishes will ever come out in the public, this bitch is powerful and the NDA that fucker had to sign was probably really fucking intense…she’s not going to ruin her image and career for some random UK cock….no way…because she realizes more than anyone there is no such thing as love, it’s just a solid way to sell albums and get in the press…and that at her core she’s just a whore…

But here she is at a wedding that isn’t hers, in some silly publicity stunt, not because she’s naked, but because you know she’s a whore and we like whores. Except maybe Taylor Swift. That bitch is the worst.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

06

Jun

Charisma Carpenter Brings the 90s Erotica of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….only it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement….and instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, she’s staging them her damn self….like she’s not menopausal and old news…not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…

But her fans, the Buffy weirdos, who are fucking weirdos, I’ve met them….they are up on some COMICON virgin loser with a fat wife and shitty life – provided they’ve left their mom’s basement – social awkward people – who are so emotionally dialed into the stars of their masturbation during their formative years…that they take personal offense when you make fun of them…like it’s a direct hit on them…in a “be nice to Charisma Carpenter, she’s the best there ever was”….but if that was true, why is she whoring on instagram for reassurance..

Sure her ass is good, there are a lot of good asses whoring themselves out out there…that aren’t 100 fucking years old…

I choose youth..the new…there is no future in the past…but there are ass pics…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna’s great. She’s in Barbdos at her 30 million dollar house…that she keeps to remind her of her subtle roots of when she only got into the 30 million dollar houses on the island for teen sex tourism purposes…and to clean them…

She is richer than the island itself….and her ass in and of itself, with or without her, is the number one export of the island…I mean even better than their RUM…so I like to think of staring at her ass in a bikini as a cultural experience…really understanding what Barbados or Rihanna is all about..

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day

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Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in….

She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models…

I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence on Fat Amy’s Diet of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is overrated and creepy as fuck…

She’s overpaid yet she complains about it and blames feminism because actors in the game longer than her get paid more….

Not only is she unappreciative of the work she does get, she doesn’t realize that she’s a fucking scam, that she’s just the puppet the execs decided to use to play the “natural talented, brilliant actress” that they can condition, put in good roles and use as a leading lady…there’s a conspiracy behind her success, I don’t know what they hell it is, or why things went right for her, but I know there’s something behind the scenes going on…

While there’s somethings going on in front of the scenes also, and that is that she’s getting fat, those great tits from her sexting look like they are droopy and sad fat chick tits, she looks short and stocky and thick, even dumpy…I’ll blame her friend, and leech trying to use her, Fat Amy Schumer and her diet advice or her proof that body positive movement means you can be fat and still get by….why else would she be this big…as a puppet she’s taking direction from the wrong person….or maybe she’s rebelling…as these people who don’t have an grasp of reality always do when they get too rich an famous and all the roles they want in an industry where most people starve a little, it’s been an all you can eat buffet for this one..and I think it’s showing in her wedding guest dress…garbage…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the retard face / head that looks like it should be wearing a bike helmet because it is vulnerable for head injury because it’s fragile and she’s clumsy due to her retardation – but to everyone’s excitement, like most retards, she chronically masturbates, which is nice when it’s on some tight body with fake tits, and far less interesting when it’s on full blown retard…

She’s overrated, she’s got an ego, but I know that she knows she’s pulling a scam, that’s why she drinks so much…she knows she’s a fucking lie and the rich guys she dates, who finance her life, because she’s “Nina Agdal” and they have no mind of their own to determine she’s bullshit, they just like that she’s in magazines, sometimes…it’s good for arm candy at rich people events…

But she’s got an insane body, and I guess that’s worth the day rate she charges for sex….

She’s also in Cosmo porn for girls. – but who cares about her mainstream media coverage, it just gets in the way of her straight up producing content for her male fans to jerk off to…it makes her feel relevant…especailly amongst the rich guys she prostitutes her immigrant self to for the good life – that allows her to be in a bikini by the pool every fucking day of her life – when she only books 2 campaigns a year – if that.

Garbage I’d like to dumpster dive because her trashcan pussy is probably pretty fucking great…it’s gotta be….

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Toni Garrn Applies Sunscreen for David Bellemere and Elle of the Day

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David Bellemere is my favorite photographer. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Bellemere means stepmother in French…and if I’m the drunkenstepfather and he’s the stepmother, we are connected at the extended family reference…and I don’t know about you, but I am a very spiritual person who believes in more than just PUGS and TITS and PUSSY, but also in the higher power, so I’d like to thank GOD or Jesus chirst our lord and savior for this moment in Toni Garrn, Leo Dicaprio ex, top model naked and applying lotion that I am in turn sharing with you….

They are a gift given to us all from the internet, but that speak to my soul and I feel are a a gift from my stepGODS!

I mean…David Bellemere, even when he does super boring corporate shit, is fucking brilliant…the sluts, like Toni Garrn…are interchangeable…just ask any rich guy who fucks models..

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2016

03

Jun

Shay Mitchell’s See Through Dress of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is getting racy on instagram!!

The truth is that she’s a clever Canadian who is not taking the other Canadian bitch’s lead, the one from 90210 who got breast implants and is struggling as an instagram whore after being on tv…I think her name is Jessica Lowndes, I try to ignore her – she’s that annoying…

Where as this Shay girl, is pushing her celebrity from every angle, probably because she started out on Degrassi with Drake and together they discuss media manipulation – she’s taking her 12.2 million fans from the Pretty Little Liars show, she’s produced a series of teen drama books that she’ll license to TV / Movie / Netflix and cash the fuck in, she’s instagram modeling and growing that out, all because being typecast as some bullshit character on a hugely popular show is a fail…

So in instagram modeling – she’s posting sheer photoshoots that she can pretend are “artistic”…even though they are clearly just for attention seeking…it’s the right kind of attention seeking…

From rich kid from rich family in West Vancouver, to rich kid from rich family who got a TV show turned media brand….with subtle nudity….I appreciate even though I can tell she’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

03

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Make-Out of the Day

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Here’s an inspiring picture of LeAnn Rimes and her BFF LIZY RED making out, or kissing on the mouth, or swapping some married man cum as she’s known to do…all while looking like aged and weathered instagram models / strippers / pornstars….when the reality is that before the breast implants, face injections, she was a Christian icon from the south making Christmas albums…and other bullshit wholesome songs from the heartland…but the truth is when you throw money at any whore, she’s going to shine bright like a whore and I guess this is the proof…that Christianity…wholesome repressive public image for monetary gains…spearheaded by her parents – is all smoke and mirrors and the core of most whores is whoring…so here’s more proof for an already proven case that is LeAnn Rimes and her fake tits…years after the homewreckin’…..

Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

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