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2016

01

Jun

Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Since Maria Menounos is greek, I don’t know if we can call her ass her ass or if we have to call it a vagina – since every greek woman I’ve had sex with has lived up to the legacy of their historical and cultureal commitment to anal sex….from philosophers and great thinkers banging young boys they taught…to the ghetto diner owner’s daughter…anal sex is as greek as Souvlaki…and if you’ve ever fucked a real greek girl she’ll ask you to use olive oil as lube, like it’s one of their grandmother’s tradition passed on generation to generation, or they’ll just let you go in raw – becuase all the olive oil they eat keeps their assholes well lubricated…

Someone should do scientific research on this, because I swear, it’s fact…

Maria Menounos is not interesting, she’s just a failed celebrity who ended up in a cheesy entertainment show, but she is household as a name – to perverts who had to watch the show…Mary Hart to this generation of perverts…but she’s pushing 40 and like all greek women in their 40s…her ass is fucking huge and that alone is more than enough to stare at…

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2016

01

Jun

Kate Bock in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder who Kate Bock fucked to get into this modeling game. I always felt it would be fair for the dude behind the scenes, or the dudes behind the scenes to get some credit for supporting these models, their expensive lives, as they navigate the landscape of who to take pictures for – in efforts to get as much attention and social media coverage as possible.

I think it’d be only fair for her to say “well thanks to this rich stock broker I was fucking, I was able to meet some photographer for a magazine who was into shooting me, and on a tip this billionaire invited us on, we captured great pics we sent to a magazine who published them, and the rest is FUCKING HISTORY”…

But instead they act like they made it because they are legitimately hotter, more interesting, and deserving than equally hot bitches…

Seriously, I know this isn’t what “ALL GIRLS” look like, but it’s what all girls on instagram trying to be models look like…so why her, what’s her cometitive advantage, who is behind her…why is she in magazines and other bitches aren’t…

I want the story, but not really, I’ll just move onto the next slut in a bikini…you hear that Kate Bock…I’m done with you for now…

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2016

01

Jun

Nicola Peltz is a Lovely Billionaire who Fucks Bieber of the Day

Beiber’s billionaire girlfriend Nicola Peltz, who you may remember as being the daughter of some investment banker in NYC who probably raped and pillaged in his own legal way to become a billionaire…a fortune that allowed him to finance his vapid but hot daughter’s want and need for celebrity….so like a Hadid, they got to work, they paid to get her in one of the Transformers movie and she’s since done zero..but gone back to the drawing board to strategize like a real social media networker and influencer…leading to her now publicly dating Bieber…something anyone over 14 would be ashamed of, but not really, people hate on him but all want to fuck him…even you…fagoot…and that story of her and beiber is the most substantial thing she’s accomplished since Transformers…pretty pathetic if fame is what she’s working towards…pretty low level for a billionaire…but since she’s a billionaire and doesn’t need to work…I think it’s a great use of her pussy…and I guess time…

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2016

01

Jun

Pregnant Megan Fox in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Nothing like Megan Fox, an overrated plastic surgery ridden pregnant and in a tight dress pushing mid-30s…except maybe every non pregnant girl who isn’t fat wearing a tight dress, bikini, or half naked under 30…that you can see on the social media…

Megan Fox is only interesting for being the 90210 David slave, locked in a cage, and her breeding 3 times is just disgusting….

She was the “hot girl” who isn’t in anything interesting or substantial…but was still the hot girl…and still the hot girl…just weathered and bloated with what some consider life inside her -but that I consider pure death….to a pussy, body and I guess that’s ok because she’s expired.

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2016

01

Jun

Alexandria Vera is My Kind of Teacher of the Day

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I am sure you’ve already heard the story of Alexandria Vera who was on the run for having a relationship with her 13 year old student – that was sexual in nature – and that his family approved of….who recently turned herself in…

She got pregnant with the teen, but terminated the pregnancy because that’s just bad for business when you’re a teacher…and the whole thing is funny, because every guy knows that if they had a 24 year old teacher willing to fuck them everyday – we would…

All my teachers were old as fuck and had no interest in fucking me, or me fucking them, but this is the modern generation where 14 year olds watch porn, run game, and hit puberty young enough to know how to destroy some broken bitch…

She’s already got a 6 year old daughter, she didn’t have much to say to the press, but she now faces 25 years to 99 years in jail…and rightfully so, she’s some chubby mexican looking bitch with downs syndrome…who can’t control her pervert pussy…and if she was a dude who knocked up a 13 year old girl…he’d be fucking LYNCHED…

Unfortunately I’d still fuck her…because 24 year olds aren’t that bad…even when they are fucking bad…sexual deviant..predators…amazing…I bet the 13 year old kid is the coolest dude in the playground…

Everyone is calling her the “hot teacher”….and the reality is that she’s hot to common Americans…but she’s really not that hot, just hot enough to not be fucking 13 year olds…

In other news, Kate Moss is rumored to be dating an 18 year old, creepy maybe…but legal…and not worth going to prison over – since those 5 years are the crucial years in not being a fucking sex offender…

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2016

31

May

Lea Michele’s Man Face Boy Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Could Lea Michele be pregnant….is that what a girl mourning the death of her fake fiance who died of a drug overdose when she was probably back home fucking her actual boyfriend in season 6 of GLEE….

Or is she a dude, without WOMB, who is just getting a beer belly because that’s what happens to 98 percent of men when they become old, irrelevant and leave the glory days behind them…it ususally happens with marriage, but it also happens with extreme laziness from giving up on life…

Either way, she’s in a bathing suit and at least she’s not the cast member from GLEE who is getting charged with KIDDIE PORN…like a fucking sick, mentally disturbed, sexual deviant you’d expect to be on a show like Glee…you know fully molested by your dad and directors and producers for the Hollywood dream…because Hollywood is a terrible fucking place…filled with EVIL…and Lea Michele in a Bathing suit rocking an awkward body…

Upon closer look – I don’t see a dick….but I do see a non existent ass with a tattoo and I like it…even though I’m not a Lea Michele fan and never will be…

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2016

31

May

Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day

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I am surprised that Bella Thorne didn’t whore out Memorial Day harder than she did.

According to her like, she’s young, she’s eager, she’s ready, she’s energized, but I am convinced she could be 40…mainly because it makes for a good storyline…just a more interesting storyline than another girl with stage parents who got into Disney because of their mom’s relentlessness, desperation and want for a better life for the family of 12 – without actually working – because their egos make them feel they deserve so much more….now turning to social media to lock down that relevance – where she’s done a series of as many half naked images as possible – without being officially slutty…but still being slutty – making dudes everywhere, mainly 40 year olds with kids who watch the show she’s on, freak the fuck out – because her body is hot..it’s 18…and it’s non-offensive redhead…the kind of redhead Archie wanted to fuck, not the kind of yellow toothed, red eyed ginger with orange hair that made you want to throw up, especially when they ate cheetos that matched their hair and got that dust Britney Used to Snort all over their hands and mouth…repulsive…

I expected more than this crotch shot – but still like the crotch shot…

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2016

31

May

Chole Grace Moretz is a Hillbilly of the Day

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Super famous working actress Chloe Grace Moretz dressed like a Beverly Hillbilly and posted it on her social media…I figure it is one of her better pictures because we don’t have to see her shitty tits that David Beckham’s son cums all over, and we can focus on the farmer’s daughter fetish with think of when we see this Moretz…who isn’t a farmer’s daughter – but rather a plastic surgeon’s daughter – from Georgia who allowed her to live the actor life – because that’s what upper middle class rich people do…they finance their kids to do bullshit and sometimes it works..

I know there are a lot of Chloe Grace Moretz pervert fans out there and this probably really excites you…so if it makes your life better, it makes me feel like I’ve done my job, despite being unemployed and having terrible work ethic…

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2016

31

May

Victoria Justice & Madison Reed in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Victoria Justice has a great fucking body….she’s with her sister “Madison Reed” in TULUM for these unstaged social media pics to keep you all remembering who Victoria Justice is…

For those of you who aren’t perverts who watch shows for pre-pubescents, she was the star of some show called Victorious – a show that created a bunch of these young whores creepy dudes a lot that are dads jerk off to – including Ariana Grande – the worst human ever, and it’s safe to say this bitch probably hates Grande more than any of us, since Grande is more famous and successful than her, despite the show she came up on being named after this one! OMG! THE DRAMA…

She’s got a great, fit, young, lean, amazing body, and I don’t really give a fuck about more than just these pics…there are hot chicks everywhere…why feed the egos of this shit

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2016

31

May

Hunter King’s Humping an Inflatable of the Day

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Hunter King is some Soap Star chick from Young and Restless – she’s now on some Colin Hanks show – but her best work is humping an inflatable shaped like a giant rubber ducky because there’s such an obscure fetish in this…that I can’t ignore it..not to mention – after creeping on her instagram – she’s pretty hot – so take it all in – because she’s not about to take your pervert ass in….that vagina is reserved for rich and famous people who can help her career….that person isn’t you – but that doesn’t mean you can’t chronically masturbate to her self produced fetish pics and videos…

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