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2016

31

May

Jena Goldsack in Bathing Suits for Some Magazine of the Day

I’ve never heard of Jena Goldsack, but I know one thing about her and that is that her name doesn’t do her justice, in reality her name is more what she’s looking for in a man, that’s the whole reason she’s modeling, if you don’t have a gold sack that cums gold, you best keep on moving because bitch is a published model and that has value, increases rich guy stock while allowing them to have the life their entitled, egos think they deserve…

So Goldsack’s lookin’ for Goldsack to ejaculate in what she considers her Goldsack so that she can make babies and be set for life…

What the fuck kind of name is Goldsack….I’ve never heard it before, but I guess I’m not paying attention to all the important self proclaimed models, or the “signed” models…since she’s got 94,000 followers ….

I’m following her now though…she’s fucking great….

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2016

31

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue Paris of the Day

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I love this Edita Vilkeviciute,photoshoot – that makes me ask the very important question of where would we be in this world without Eastern European girls…in both mainstream and porn…they are by far the most substantial looking, the more dead on the inside, the most soulless and opportunistic but so fucking hot while they do it..

Now I don’t even like Edita Vilkeviciute or her constant titty shoots, if you asked me who my favorite model was – I doubt Edita Vilkeviciute, would even come to mind – because all these bitches are interchangeable…but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking incredible…

I think it’s proof that communism works…just camp the uglies, breed the hot, and win….even though they kind of lost, but the world war hasn’t ended yet – there is still hope for the iron curtain…

Sex worker human trafficked or not – we can still jerk off to her..because she wants you to…

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2016

31

May

Jessica Simpson’s Memorial Day Tits of the Day

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Remember Jessica Simpson for Memorial Day – showing you all that is right with America, that a woman with a pervert dad with GOD on his side can become a billionaire all while being dumb as fuck – all because of these big veiny, recently fit, old, mom massive tits…with a surprisingly flat weight watchers sponsored stomach…

This is the American Dream…in action..so fertile…reminding me of everything wrong in my life because my fat wife is a morbidly obese woman with small tits…not a fat chick who managed to keep her tits after losing the fat tits….and the last natural tits I’ve grabbed were so long ago as all strippers I pay are implants…what a tease.

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2016

31

May

Kylie Jenner Memorial Day Bikini Party of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is fucking garbage. I know it’s not entirely her fault that she was raised in this shit, exploited at a young age and doesn’t know better….and I know this is all probably a well calculated joke to her that allows her to really love all the attention she’s getting and all the money she makes doing virtually nothing…but the mangled body that looks like she’s stapled flesh onto herself – in efforts to look cute or hot – and not like the fat chick she is is just odd…freak of nature at 18….and it’d be nice if her and her family self destructed…yet we still feed into the garbage…despite hating the garbage…because it looks and acts like garbage…GARBAGE>

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2016

30

May

Britney Spears is the Memorial Day Queen of the Day

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This is the hottest Britney “the mom years” Video ever…

Like the homecoming queen, or the prom Queen, or the Queen of England, or the queen at the drag show doing its make-up – Britney Spears is Everything..and this video she posted is what makes her the Memorial Day Queen..

It’s a little slow motion, pull out of the pool and beach yourself in a bikini….

She is our forever girl. She’s forever. She is always. Not just on Memorial Day and not just someone we’ve left in the early 2000s, she’s iconic and immortal…even when she falls a apart….and for that she is a spirit to us all…just not her family, she’s a puppet to them…that’s how the afford the pool…

Let this video inspire you…for a better tomorrow…and that you may need to be a medicated sculpted hunk of muscle and flesh to really be careless and free…or maybe you just need to be rich and Britney Spears to really not give a fuck…or maybe we can all be like this…so girls….get in your fucking bikinis…

This is what everything is about..EVERYTHING..

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2016

30

May

Kate Hudson’s Used Old Lady Mom Ass in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

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Kate Hudson is some whore who has a pretty impressive ass considering it has been violated since she was young by everyone in Hollywood – thanks to her being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, before she was able to leverage that family connection to star in her own movies and make her own stupid money…leading to more and more people wanting to fuck her…including, but not limited to Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself over this ass when he was in some tormented rock bottom…something I’d never do if I was Owen Wilson…not that I am Owen Wilson, but that would be a funny twist in this site’s existence if I was…and this was my hobby where I got to blast celebrity sluts that I hate for wronging me or some shit…but unfortunately…I’m just a deadbeat who hates on these girls because why the fuck not…they’re not all that great…and we can’t fuck them…and therefore should hate them…it’s our right…

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2016

30

May

Charlotte McKinney’s Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is such a whore…but she’s shameless and she knows that the stars aligned in making her big tits go viral when the only viral she probably thought she’d ever have was the herpes she got back in College during Spring break, but in the back of her mind, you know she would look at other big tits and think “my tits are just as big, therefore I should be as big”…

I don’t know if she gets paid, I know she’s rich and her dad is some Tax evading Bahamian who finances her life with his “jewelry” business…so she took her trashy rich kid with access to a magical place…we call Los Angeles where big tits get on TV and that’s pretty much all she’s accomplished…but with big tits, puberty was the only thing she needed to master and clearly she tit..

What I am saying is that people, you and me and everyone between LOVE big natural tits…I blame breast feeding…

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2016

30

May

Bella Hadid Working It while Barely Working of the Day

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Sometimes, the bootleg rich kid sister is in some attention seeking pics…that are worth staring at…thanks to her hard nipples…on her fake tits…that I don’t mind looking at…because she’s used her family money for plastic surgery instead of donating it to charity…reminding us of the vapid existence all these self involved pigs have…

Here are some more of the pics…UPDATED – Pics…

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2016

30

May

Josephine Skriver – Science Experiment for The Edit of the Day

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Josephine Skrive is some whore that was created in a lab…thanks to some narcissistic god complex Marine Biologist dad, all mad scientist and funded by Victoria’s Secret in some country where CLONING is legal…created this creature of greatness in a test-tube…using a surrogate lesbian womb…raising her like she was human and not some freak experiment gone right…

Well, like all experiments…her genetic modification has allowed her to be the model of the year with the most hype – because real humans are so flawed, we need designer humans…

I guess things are good for now, but eventually like an car, parts will start falling off, possibly starting with her vagina, but maybe it’ll just be some weird cancer from fucking with NATURE….but until then…here she is looking good for THE EDIT…

I wish some of the hookers I have been with were more genetically modified, than organic and grown in the dumpster they must have crawled out..but I guess money buys happiness and better women…

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2016

30

May

Jennifer Lopez – Bikini Top at a Club Despite Being Old of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez reminds me of a stripper I used to get lap dances from on the weekly….because I am a married man and having a connection with a set of 50 year old tits that had no business being in the strip club – not because she was fat – but because she was old. but that were still in the strip club – giving lap dances like it was still the glory days – because people like me appreciated her hustle…

She reminded us of the good old days, she thought she was still in the good old days, she brought 90s stripper to life, she didn’t make us feel like a creep grabbing her olde tits because she’s been down that road so many times – rather than some 18 year old doing it to live the hip hop life..she felt familiar…not good – pretty soft actually -but familiar…

Like Jennifer Lopez, she was weathered…but reminded us of when our lives were younger and better, so they just kept her coming it, it didn’t harm anyone, and she didn’t realize all the young people laughed at her, because the money still flowed in and guys still grabbed her tits, giving her the illusion she was still what she was…

No one around J.Lo will tell her to shut the fuck up, they all want to make money off her, or do make money off her, so no matter how desperate she is, she’s still J.Lo…with her loyal fans….milking it so hard she’s killin’ it…and not in a good way, as her body slowly kills itself with aging…because she’ old…yet still at clubs in bikinis…it makes no sense – but it happened…

She’s so old…hosting clubs – this is so weird…

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