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2016

16

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day

Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury…

So CUTE!!

Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious…

Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that!

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AND BOYFRIEND WHO ISN’T ME CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

16

Jun

The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day

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I don’t know who Tom Hiddleston is, but apparently he’s a big action star in action movies who is now getting action in public by or from Taylor Swift, as part of her master plan, because a bitch this famous only participates in contrived and strategic things.

She was recently in a fake relationship with Calvin Harris. that I assume is contrived garbage that involved a lot of contracts because everyone she fucks is a puzzle piece in her master plan, because at her level, with all the money her name and her sex life makes her…on a career made on love and survival into new love…very relatable emo shit…that makes her come out the hero, the survivor the “you go girl” girl…

So it would make sense that she hire an actor for this play..to divert from anything that could reflect badly on her, like that she’s a cheater, or a terrible person…because you know…and I know…and we know…she is…

The media is lies, but one thing that is for sure is that Taylor Swift loves penis in her twat, she just builds a storyline around it – to make it less slutty – in a world where an empowered woman can’t own her slutty because it may destroy her brand – of hopeless romantic – even though that’s all bullshit.

Yes. I just analyzed Taylor Swift being a slut in public for her fans…who feel her sadness…nonsense…

The joke in all this is that Calvin HArris is pissed about how things are playing out – and unfollowed Taylor Swift, Deleted their posts together, tweeted “It’s about to go down”…and even unfollowed her brother Austin…because that’s what insecure DJs do when their girl’s disrepect them in public like that – but dude makes 100 million a year and should remember to NEVER DATE THE A-LIST –

NEVER DATE THE A LIST – they are the fucking worst…go for the C-List broke bitch…my god…who fucking cares about Taylor Swift…how could you be into anything about her – if you have your own money and career and don’t need her for what she’s good at…making money…

He’s been posting Rihanna pics, because I guess they have a song together and he’s trying to get the revenge – but it’s all so fucking dumb…glad I wrote about it…but I prefer staring at Rihanna tit ..

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

16

Jun

Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty…

That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips…

She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing…

I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

15

Jun

Marloes Horst for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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In case you were wondering – Marloes Horst is amazing..

My favorite thing about Marloes Horst is that she reminds me of a simpler time – when our last names represented what we did for a living, I’m not sure what the RST stands for – but I know what HO means..

She’s being shot for Marie Claire by superstar photographer David Bellemere – and she’s fucking perfect…

I like what she’s giving me -even if she’s not giving me anything at all but giving it to other people where I hide in the bushes and watch…from my house, if you can even call this a house…what I’m saying is I’m the voyeur from a distance no one includes in anything – and that would make me cry – if I wasn’t staring at tit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here are more of the pics – some will be the same – I am too lazy to cross reference

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW

2016

15

Jun

The Claire Danes Jog of the Day

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The great dane – Claire DAnes…

A Clare Danes jogging her boxy menopausal body – making a terrifying face….to make you feel better about yourself – or maybe it’ll make you feel worse knowing that she’s still out there trying when you threw in the towel back when My So Called Life got cancelled..or maybe this is that affirmation that she wasn’t hot then, isn’t hot now, but I bet she’s got the weirdest fucking fans…and I bet you are one of them..

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Posted in:Claire Danes|SFW

2016

15

Jun

Andreea Diaconu Music Video of the Day

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Watch this on The Scene.

Here’s a video of some model named Andreea Diaconu…who I guess appreciates the opportunity in Vogue so much that she allows them to make a mockery or fool of herself in public – dancing like a dancing Romanian monkey, only Romanian monkeys are actually trained bears that balance on balls at the traveling gypsy circus…I saw it in a documentary….

I like this video – because models in bikinis being silly – so innovative, so much better than models in shitty staged dramatic poses looking like assholes – who are actually being serious when really they seem like they are making a fucking joke – because their jobs are actually jokes…

It’s interesting to see what these whores will do for money…or at least exposure to get that money…gypsies…they crazy.

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu|SFW|Videos

2016

15

Jun

Gigi Hadid Legs for Shoes of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was cultivated by a model you’ve never heard of, unless you’re big in the 55 year old rich guy in LA scene, or someone who has been a victim of her trying to make you know who she is, because if she has her own career or the illusion of a career – she won’t look like a prostitute who passes on her prostituting to her kids – because it worked out so well for her – even though the kids don’t need money – thanks to trust funds….trust funds that don’t give them that sense of importance, relevance, or mass acceptance and praise…because money can buy shit -but millions of instagram – that shit is memories, validation and what really matters in this world…

Vapid cunts…all around us –

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

15

Jun

Hilary Duff Strong Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff has legs….

She’s a sassy little bitch – sitting a big swollen peach pussy….that’s convenient to put all her money she made a decade ago inside of it…

She laid, got married and divorced and re-married – after shitting out a kid…I guess the bruises on her slutty thighs are a product of that COMING back to gether.

But these shorts make me think she’s got more life in her to give… more Hilary Duff to pollute the world with…and everytime I say her name I think…how fucking stupid of a last name is DUFF….especially when her big K-Mart brand was called “Stuff by Duff” when all you want to do, crazy fan is stuff her….but she doesn’t care about you. – it’s offensive…let’s lynch her like a closet case hits up gay clubs after a long day in the sun at Disney…

I guess what I am trying to say is her thick legs are less thick..

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

15

Jun

Jenna Jameson Ass Implants Are TErrifying of the Day

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So…Jenna Jameson is still alive…

And it looks like she’s allowed her insanity manifest in totally reasonable ass implants….

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|SFW

2016

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian Naked for GQ of the DAY

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I try to ignore the Karadashians, but every now and then, mainstream media do a photoshoot, if you can consider a photoshopped Kim Kardashian a photo, when it’s more of an artistic interpretation of Kim Kardashian…and I have to ask why…

I guess business is slowing down for Kim Kardashian during her pregnancy – she’s pregnant isn’t she? Or maybe this is her post pregnancy, I’ve never seen the show, I stopped following her bullshit when she released the sex tape that made me a lot of money, so thanks Kim, best business partner I’ve ever had….unfortunately..

She’s decided to release some naked enough images.. that probably took years to edit, but that she’ll pretend is her casual and 60 pounds lighter than she was when pregnant….

Thanks GQ for knowing exactly what GENTLEMAN want…because I don’t know one man who wants Kim Kardashian naked, not even Kanye, he’s more into using her to get men into him….

She obviously has this as part of some promo tour, she’s putting herself out there, naked enough, but we could argue that if they are of Kim Kardashian’s face they are naked enough – because this bitch is overexposed, and irritating…the fucking worst..

We can all agree that she is garbage, no one I know likes her…we all know it – yet people still like her – people still buy into her shit – and her social media / reality star contrived bullshit is a leader to a hopeless generation of half retards…

There’s no point to hate on her, she exists, and we allow it…but at least she still whores in all her success for some media hits to make some noise around herself, when regular porn bitches end up dead…

THE REAL QUESTION IS – IS GQ DESPERATE PUPPETS – OR AM I!