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2016

13

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Nipples in a Girdle of the Day

Kylie Jenner is all smoke and mirrors. If it’s not FACETUNE, it’s real life face tune, orchestrated by her on staff “dermatologist” who isn’t doing any official plastic surgery, that would require knives and surgery..he’s just injecting her face with toxic chemicals we can hope have a terrible reaction – and end up killing her or causing face cancer…the small price to be a fake bitch who sells bullshit products to retard kids who are brainwashed into thinking she’s hot…

So these pics of her in Girdle, which is basically corset underwear your grandmother wore in the 1800s….repurposed for fat chicks to get a waistline in a world where working out and eating well is frowned upon…it gets in the way of being lazy slobs…

Lazy slobs who spend 1000s of dollars on photoshop experts to make them look good….and 100s of thousands on surgery…all to say “look like me with my garbage cosmetic products that WILL NOT WORK, It’s a Cash Grab…a Cash Grap”….but it comes with a see through top to generate buzz, that shitty little fat chick tits exist under all those fucking LIES….

She is ugly…but her legs are lubricated with obesity juice..and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than that it happens when you try to squeeze that fat too damn hard in the stomach and you explode out of your vag…if you even have a vag…your dad doesn’t…and he wears dresses, is fitter than you, and has long hair…so why would you…

WHY?! but more importantly – why do everyday girls all look like this now – it’s so fucked….

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2016

13

Jun

The Number One Jenner and Hadid Sister Groupie of the Day

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Her name is Hailey Baldwin. She is best known as the girl who is in the top 4 invites from the Jenners and the Hadids, who isn’t really invited to these events on her own, but under the pretense that she’ll bring her more famous, successful, all for doing the same thing as Hailey Baldwin, to the event….

She’s banged Bieber and probably a bunch of other people. She’s even booked some campaigns, because she’s “relevant enough”….

As they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, where the tree is bootleg actor Stephen Baldwin – who may or may not have had a minute of credibility thanks to leveraging his brother’s name, with Born on the Fourth of July, The Usual Suspects…etc…before falling into the D-List, really fucking hard, being on reality TV pitching to Donald Drump….before financing his instagram slut he calls his daughter’s lifestyle of being an instagram slut…despite claiming to be a CHRISTIAN, while nothing about this girl, other than her half Brazilian ass…is very Christian…but I guess…some of you would think the young body is….a religious experience…like me….skinny girls in one piece bathing suits…

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2016

13

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Single Boring No Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Looks like Taylor Swift may have danced her ass off…maybe her no ass is part of the reason Calvin Harris actually left her, he has a ton of fucking money from a bunch of hit songs and doesn’t really need to put up with some Diva bullshit, when he can in turn fuck way hotter, younger, more eager, poorer, hungry fro his cock hoping it will get them pregnant so they are set for life – making him their job – rather than part of a marketing program….dude got the press, dude made 100 million dollars off one song, why put up with this shit, or shitter, or lack of shit and shitter….in tight pants…

It reminds me of a drunk bitch I saw yesterday, who was in leggings and who had no ass screaming at her husband, hitting him, causing what would be a scene in these leggings that were sagging to her knee, leggings sagging to the fucking knees like a hip hop skate kid, because she had zero fucking ass, and I didn’t really feel bad for him for being yelled at a bitch who has no ass and was unaware of her no ass to the point of her wearing leggings – which you shouldn’t do when you have no ass – I felt bad that he had to be seen in public known for the guy that fucks the no ass…which was the real fucking scene that was being caused…

TO SEE MORE TAYLOR SWIFT ASS CLICK HERE

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2016

13

Jun

Xenia Deli Poses With Asses of the Day

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Xenia Deli posted up a picture of a bunch of ass, just not her ass, in what could be a photoshoot, or what could be her financing a get together with a bunch of her girls, now that she’s not some poor immigrant trying to get ahead in the new world, or some war torn communist, but rather the star of a Bieber video, who can “afford” to bring friends and family for a get away..

As.it turns out, it may have been her wedding, to her sponsor..who she publicly tags, which deserves some respect, most of these girls don’t let people know the rich guys they marry…even though they financed their lives….because they like to keep some things private…right….

She’s up there as one of the hottest, least celebrated models…but she found pure, true love…private jet love…Romance…

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2016

13

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Thong Flash on Set of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio flashing a very tiny pair of panties on set for some photoshoot…works for me…it’s actually some of the best of Alessandra Ambrosio’s recent work…which we can assume is some of her last work, not because she’s going to die, according to her birth certificate, she’s already dead as a model….a mom of two in her 30s,but her ass still fit, her ass still making all kinds of emergency money in case her husband goes broke and the big corporate brands who don’t seem to care that she’s old, keep giving her work, and figure why bother using young hot girls, when we have this bitch in contract still and have no choice but to get their money’s worth…

So take in this subtle ass flash in skimpy panties because she’s not getting any younger…before it’s too late…even though it’s pretty much too late.

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2016

13

Jun

Haley Bennett for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Haley Bennett is an actress you’ve never heard of – but she just landed the cover of Interview, so I guess she matters, or has a friend at Interview who believes in her – since she’s not that famous on instagram – with only 15,000 followers, but she’s got 4-5 movies about to come out and I guess this is how it works…

I’m old enough to remember seeing Scarlett Johansson in Ghost World, knowing she was going to make it – and a few years later checking her IMDB, this was probably 2003 or 2004, seeing that she had 4-5 movies lined up, despite no one anywhere, even those who saw Ghost World, would have remembered her, known her, or cared about her…and all of a sudden…viral success…not just the herpes but the A List status..

So apparently, that’s what’s about to happened to Haley Bennett, and I guess that’s not a bad thing because she’s got some tit and we like girls with tit, thanks to hormones in the food and early puberty, because tits are making a comeback and defining a woman’s worth…yay. Like the good old days before women had the right to vote.

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2016

13

Jun

Maryna Linchuk Belarusian Model Posing Hot of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk reminds us all, as so many models before her – that communism works…

I don’t know what this Maryna Linchuk photoshoot is for…I don’t know where Belarus is, but it brings up an image of concrete, grayness, and poverty or struggle…political graffiti and blown out lives….

I like that when I google Belarus – Byelorussian Soviet Socialist Republic comes up…it just reaffirms how great communism was for creating so many models that are tall, strong, thin, and hot as fuck…it makes me think of this world full of beautiful women, like I am some kind of Christopher Columbus out to discover the free world…all when it was built off not being free…

The nice thing about Maryna Linchuk is that she’s hot and brings hope…the nice thing about war torn Russia is that when you buy a Linchuk of your own off the internet, you can print out pictures to show your new wife when she acts out of line…romance.

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|SFW

2016

13

Jun

Tove Lo and Others Taking Part in the Braless Movement of the Day

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I love that blogs eagerly post braless celebrity, personality, model, instagram bitches, in their braless pics…

It seems so fucking bro, lame, loser, guy who can’t get laid – to get excted about braless women in an era where many girls don’t wear bras, something that isn’t new and if you were a kid in the 70s and even early 80s like me – you’ll remember – braless women.

It’s really not edgy, innovative, fashion forward or exciting, especially when they woman who is braless has tits on par with a fat man…

Her name is Tove Lo. She sings that popular song..and that’s about it…and here she is BRALESS…if you find this hot, not like a bull dyke at Gay pride she may be, you’re probably gay, but definitely creepy with over excitement when you come across what may be a nipple…

Alexa Chung was also Braless because Bras are out of style, uncomfortable and cause breast cancer…not to mention they are deceiving when stuffed or padded and pushing up, and we’re all going back to natual…and she’s more exciting than Tove Lo’s bralessnes…

And if you’re not into cute girls with hard nipples braless, here’s some old as fuck Vanderpump, which sounds both regal like a royal high scoiety family, but also like gay sex on the downlow in a van….or maybe that’s just because Gay is in the news ,and really it reminds me of any sex in a van, even sex with a street hooker in a van…not in a bra…they call her Lisa Vanderpump….LEATHERFACE…

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2016

13

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Glamour of the Day

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Get fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a greedy cunt, or whatever they fired her for, and get really fucking fit and hot…that’s the life plan of mom of many mix raced DJ babies – DJ whore and model Doutzen Kroes…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that Doutzen doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, interchangeable, proven by the brand that fired her – they are still in business, they have replaced her, they haven’t lost sales because of her leaving the company, they probably don’t even remember her bratty and annoying bullshit….meaning she is fucking replaceable….

Not to mention, her touring DJ baby daddy, probably replaces her all the time when on the road, because masturbation for DJs usually involves fucking girls….who like the DJ…and there are lots of them, even Victorias Secret models….

There are countless other models willing to get naked to get ahead…but I still think this DOUTZEN shoot is a rockin’ magical body worth looking at…because it is…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2016

13

Jun

Nadja Bender for Costume Denmark of the Day

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Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed like me….

I don’t really give a fuck about this bender, but I will say that I love her as much as I love all models and not that’s not very much, but I don’t mind looking at their photoshoots, even if they are cheesy, pretentious or lame, both naked and clothed, because it’s a good way to waste a few hours of your day to remind you that your life sucks because you don’t fuck girls like this, it helps the benders you go on, but remember you know that if you had money you could, because models love people with money and fuck them…

She’s Danish, doesn’t look like her strong headed Danish counterparts, but I’d like to eat her Danish just the same – you know the one that is her asshole…

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