Here’s some pretentious, cinematic, artistic, and mosst importantly annoying lesbian fairy nymph silliness for a fashion magazine….
The “top models they used for the shoot are Lara Stone and Freja Beha Erichsen and I guess they are “collaborators”….because they did a lesbian shoot before – a little romance novel with the same photographer Peter Lindberg – for W magazine over 7 months ago…
But maybe, W magazine didn’t want the nipple video, and Vogue Italy was the only one who would take it….
It’s dramatic, it’s silly, but there are nipples, and Lara Stone, despite hating me and trying to sue me, has great tits….
This is from May, I probably already posted it…who knows…but more importatnly…who cares..
Bambi Northwood-Blyth blocked me on social media A LONG time ago…
I find that hurtful, like she’s never given me a chance, or never taken the time to read the beautiful prose I write about fame whores, social climbing whores, hipster model whores, and really just all the whores combined into one pile of 40,000 posts on whores…whether they are model whores, or actor whores, or just aspiring whores…they are all still whores…
Now this one, BAMBI, is an Australian whore, who coupled up with a guy who was running the biggest, coolest brand out of Australia, because being a whore to a relevant dude, makes you relevant as you whine your way into his photoshoots, and he gives into you, because we’ve all been boyfriends or husbands before and know how annoying women can be…
The fact is that Bambi and I could have been great friends, but like a bully, she just cut me off, so quick to judge these cunts who think you’re bad because you’re so quick to judge…it’s like all these Social Justice Warriors…constantly attacking anyone who disaggrees with them, even though their platform is inclusions…
it’s so fucking backwards…and I guess so is Bambi, at least backwards enough to see her booty…giving herself a wedgie…edgy….jack them leotard in your cooter like it was someone bringing you opportunities…whore..
Willa Holland is the very celebrated, hot sister on the OC, who got into the industry because she’s fully connected in the industry, with very important family friends but that doesn’t take away from the fact that she’s hot…
Her fans have probably got much weirder since being the babe in one of those Comic Book made in Canada shows, which is pretty convenient or good timing because she’s married or dating a nude photographer named Nate Walton, who produces really solid nude pics of her, and other girls that I’ve probably posted on this site before, despite the fact that he’s blocked me on social media like a little pussy, but I guess he doesn’t want to compromise his scam, or lottery win that is finding an actress who gets paid to finance his life in exchange for good fucking….because actors look for artists and artists look for money to support them when they make their art…
So even if they are just subtle nude pics of her, she’s gotta be conservative, she’s on TV, like this nude pic of her…all artistic and nicely framed in a cool location, like it was made for instagram, her fans of creepy perverts with social awkwardness can can dive right in it…like you – so dive right in it….
Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers..is naked in bed in some pretty bright and commercial pictures that aren’t piss soaked like Instagram…
She’s a model, she’s topless in bed as models do, for a professional photoshoot that I guess is meant to be intimate, personal, artistic, honest, erotic and fun…it’s like a staged selfie but not the kind you send your sugar daddy, ,that requires more clit in it…
That said, clit or not, sugar daddy or not, Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers or not…I like tits in bed, all black white so you know it’s art.
Christina Milian hosted a Vegas Pool party – because she likes to pretend she’s still hot, still got it, in the most trashy Playboy Model from the late 90s kind of way, by strutting around in a party setting, in a bikini…for all to look at and say “why is that old chick in a bikini”….only to be told “that old chick is Christina Milian, the mom of The Dream’s baby, who is rich as fuck and who does these events for her passion, her passion of getting in a bikini at events, so she feels like she matters”….oh “So it’s not a piece of feces some dude from Ohio who drank too much left in the pool”….to which they are told “no, but she was on The Voice, you know the show where that poor girl got her mainstream success, before being shot this weekend”…
Her name is Danielle Campbell…she’s Chicago based 21 year old “actress”
She’s Known for:
“Jessica Olson in the Disney Channel Original Movie StarStruck and as Simone Daniels in the Disney film Prom. She currently stars on the television series The Originals”
She’s fucking One Direction band member named Louis Tomlinson because I guess sucking off Simon Cowell for his boyband fetish in exchange for a pop career that turns you into a serious fucking phenomenon…doesn’t make you a faggot, even if it makes you dance like one.
I have never heard of her, but have no idea how a Chicago based girl, would meet a UK based popstar, but I’ll just assume it’s staged by her team to increase her “profile”…and relevance…
But to add fuel to the fire, when they are in Mexico… in staged paparazzi pics…she is topless…becuase TOPLESS is the answer to getting into ALL the tabloids…and as an actor playing the pop girlfriend…with her own career to worry about…that is the low level tactic…and I guess it works…I just don’t know where the uncensored pics are, we can probably thank Disney for that…
This is a fucked up story….This Christina Grimmie from The Voice was shot 3 times at some fan meet and greet – which as a concept is insane – not because a girl shouldn’t have fans, but she should not interract with them like they are all friends…people are crazy…and people seem to think that social media and internet is some safe space – but in reality – celebrities should be sanctioned off like the Zoo animals they are – even when they aren’t that famous…
To celebrate her talent, here’s the Grimmie youtube star, scooped up by Selena Gomez’ family trying to find the next Bieber while Selena FOUND Bieber in her twat, who then sold her off to the CAA and the Voice, where Adam Levine trained her in everything but getting SHOT THREE TIMES BY A PYSCHO FAN – singing a song I wrote for you / Adele wrote for a hamburger …..
Never underestimate crazy people. They are crazy and it’s their right to buy guns. America.
Maybe if everyone had guns – they would have got to him before he took her out…
Maybe if we lived in a police state where no one left the house..
Lots of maybes, but a young girl who sings on the fucking internet and TV, shouldn’t be getting murdered for no fucking reason – besides some dude who is creepily obsessed enough to take her out…
It has happened pre-interent – SELENA (J.Lo’s guardian angel that created her)…Rebecca Shaeffer…I mean other people shot by fans…but it’s still more likely now…where people try to connect with fans to have one on one contact to sell product, instead of being elusive entities that exist and we don’t know why they exist – or how they exist – but we’ll send letters to their fan club to let them know we like them. The second celebs start interacting with fans beyond the stage / audience level – is when danger happens…
So for everyone else, even non famous, keep putting personal information out there on the safe internet – keep meeting crazy fans, or strangers from dating sites, or randoms…keep tagging your location when you’re at a party and also encourage your kids to do it also…since we’re all normals…and no one is insane…
The absurd thing in all this is why a harmless 22 year old would get shot – and killed – when there are so many terrible famous people who would be better off dead. I don’t need to name them – but psycho killers, let’s get a bit more strategic in this behavior
Selena Gomez is mourning the loss of her opening act and family money maker / commodity – by discussing her visit to the coke offices who likely pay her millions
Yes. Ariel Winter is flashing a pair of orange panties, probably a size too small panties, because she’s a bit delusional about being a solid 20 pounds overweight, because 20 pounds overweight is the new norm – and flaunting it shows your confidence…
She’s another stage-parented child star who got into a big show, the biggest show, where she was taught by Sofia Vergara, the Colombian hooker, that tits are magical and can make dreams come true…to which in some kind of teen protest she cut them off…hoping it would slim her out – or at least give them new shape that were less sloppy that you’d imagine them to be…
And now at 18, she’s being celebrated, still busty…because she’s not an idiot, she’s getting work…making moves…speaking to her fans – from old perverts to other kids..rich, in shorts, with panties, that woould be better if there was more lip in it -because a chubby girl’s best feature is her inny-pussy – thanks to fat lips…while the rest of them, especially with confidence are pretty uneventful…since the one thing that kills great re-shaped tits is a gunt…
I know, Ariel Winter’s looking less fat than before and at 18, while rich and famous, capable of hiring a chef and trainer and handler to stop her sugar cravings – she she should be….there’s no excuse for anything but greatness – other than rebelling from her overbearing parents who created her – despite what was probably best for her psychologically…
There was a time when Mischa Barton was more than just the poisoned 14 year old girl in the sixt sense – throwing up and dead that you masturbated to because you’re weird…
There was a time, when Mischa Barton was really about to die. She was on drugs, she was unshowered, she was partying, she was a self destructing mess, who was in an out of rehab, because I guess the OC, or her parents who got her in the OC, were too much for her little rich soul to handle….
But she’s a survivor, she made a comeback, she did Dancing with the Stars, she washes…she’s back to her average at best actress self…
So seeing her run – then take a smoke break – on her way to vote the other day – is magical – it makes me remember how good it is to be alive…
Vanessa Hudgens and her wild and crazy bush, which is actually the one thing that garnered my respect for her, because I adore when a girl owns her bush and takes selfies with that bush, before leaking them to the internet in what may have been a tactic to try to break free from Disney…or maybe it was actually a violation of her privacy – all I know about it is that her lawyers emailed me to take them down – even though they will forever live on the internet – and said that she was 17 in the pictures…so not only a Disney star, who you’d assume banged all the execs as Hollywood is rumored to run, but also a child pornographer…wild wild Vanessa hudgens…no wonder she wears these animal print shorts…they are the only thing that represent her inner fiery soul..
That said, I am a fan of Vanessa Hudgens especially now that she’s all fit…I believe in her and her love for very trendy and LA Alfred coffee…because she’s so hip into the Third Wave Coffee scene….and look at those strong fucking legs….
