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2016

09

Jun

Bieber Fist Fight of the Day

Everyone seems to hate Justin Bieber because he’s a little cunt…and here’s the little cunt, who think she’s invincible fighting with some big black guy – because that’s what happens when little pussy bitches are coddled and rich and don’t realize that they can get hurt – because they’re always so well taken care of…unfortunately, it didn’t end with death…

I was in a cab with some Vietnam vet who I guess turned Canadian cab driver and along with talking about fucking hookers and loving hookers despite not having a functioning cock thanks to hard drugs…he went on a rant about how if someone offered him 100 dollars, he would slip Bieber’s throat and rip out his vocal cords himself…I think he was a little too passionate about Bieber….maybe ex addict turn the impotent sexual frustration turns people fucked…

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2016

09

Jun

Georgina Stojiljkovic is Eastern European Babe of the Day

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Georgina Stojiljkovic is in some Serbian version of some fashion magazine – and she is posing all Glamourous and luxurious – because there are billionaires who are over the top in Eastern Europe, long gone are the days of cold cement floors and no running water…and when you’re a babe – like Georgina Stojiljkovic you don’t really need to make those billions, because those billionares will make you…with their penis….sex work comes in all forms because people like to come.

I know nothing about her, I didn’t even google her, because why bother, she’s lovely enough for me….to look at in a photoshoot of who the fuck cares…

Posted in:Georgina Stojiljkovic|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Rihanna is Killin’ It at her Self Produced Shoot of the Day

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Rihanna is the kind of narcissist and ego who brings a photographer to Barbados – where she is from and where I guess she lives for tax purposes – but is also a beautiful yet slow paced place where they isn’t much going on – even when things are going on – so to keep herself busy and I guess feeling relevant her and her team stage instagram style shoots of her whoring out in a bikini – like an instagram model – because I guess she likes being in front of the camera – it ties into her need to be in front of the camera, the only place she feels at home – even when at home – where her peers all look at her like a zoo animal…not because of her resemblance to Harambre – but because she’s rich as fuck – and a cunt – who mistreats them…

Fascinating…but only because she’s hot, she’s great, she’s magic…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

09

Jun

McKayla Maroney’s Olympic Gold Ass of the Day

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Olympic gymnast living the Olympic gymnast dream…who is no longer a Gymnast but is still an Olympic winner who is actually living her gymnast stage mom dreams…stage mom that probably saw that glimmer of talent in and that she in turned into a reality thanks to hard work, hormone therapy and teaching your kid a lessing in whoring their happiness for bigger dreams..

You know there was some negotiation every time Mckayla Maroney tried to quit growing up, because kids don’t care about this shit, they just want a normal life…they don’t care about getting up at 5 am to do cartwheels, they just want to go to the mall….

And I guess some of those concessions were that once she got a gold, she could quit and become an instagram whore for her fans…which is what she’s been doing since she won…

I know you don’t really care about her and her fit ass now that she’s not 14 anymore…but thanks to all she’s been through – she still looks 14…and in a tight dress…so go go go …

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

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I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me…

What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way.

There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying…

This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands…..

They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird..

Garbage…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Julianne Hough’s Rockin’ Body of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a professional dancer – who should have been a stripper – but I guess white privledge got in the way of that – allowing her to have a career as a professional dancer in the entertainment industry and I guess dance schools need a few of these pros to act as a beacon of hope that their students who are spending money getting their degree in dancing has a purpose – before being forced to become strippers a few years later when student debt needs to be paid off..

She’s also the dancer rumored to fuck her dancing brother – when she’s not having sex with Ryan Seacrest – and if your sister looked like this – you’d probably fuck her too…and not just on Christmas with the family after too much egg nog, but for your entire life…because sometimes genetics don’t outweigh hot pussy…

She’s pretty good…

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2016

08

Jun

Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day

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Jessica Alba is so over exposed, over inflated, over hyped, over rated, over.

But she’s still hot and more importantly, instead of ruining herself with booze and drugs like all the other babes of generation, she just ruined herself with kids, but was able to take advantage of her Latina elastic skin to bounce back, but more importantly, take advantage of the entire situation from trapping her boyfriend / now husband with the pregnancy to leveraging it to become a massive, bullshit, but massive brand of “organic” products for moms…something she’s diverting from being bullshit – by doing media – and shoots like this – showing off her hot mom body – but looking like every other uneventful shoot she’s done….

Still, Alba in a bathing suit for an old timer like me – matters. I like th crawling around in the sand picture. What a whore.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp’s Prom Dress to Celebrate Amber Heard’s Pregnancy of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is 17 years old, so don’t sexualize her you pervert, I am just posting her prom dress to celebrate youth, that is probably pretty racy, because she is rich and this is the era of 12 year olds at anal sex gangbang parties thanks to growing up on porn, not to mention she’s got a French mother, and historically the french are pretty laid back about sex and partying and she’s got crazy domestic abusing dad and a crazier opportunist step mom who is also a domestic abuser – trying to get in on her inheritance that are too busy being ridiculous to pay attention to her…

I have friends who have been at parties drinking next to her, not knowing she was 15 at the time, it was during Coachella, and while most 15 year olds go to concerts with their parental subervision, she was being hollywood glamourous…the kind of 15 year old 25 year olds in bands probably had sex with – but don’t sexualize her…she’s 17..you have to wait 11 months before she becomes a sexual object – unless you’re a school teacher – in which case you probably love this prom dress porn – prom dresses that once represented lost virginity….an that last night of innocence…something I’m sure Lily Rose is…at least based on living that model life…

She’s definitely – one of my favorites to look out for, the future, and this look, this hair is what all the the young youngs are about – they are all also skinny, not on Facebook or really instagram – and are a lot more interesting than the 27 year old social media whores before them.

I’m just surprised she went to school / graduated school….one of her homies is Kevin Smith’s daughter – in black…trouble…

The latest news is that her stepmom is pregnant with her future half sister – because that’s how dysfunctional behavior works…when you get in with a gold digging opportunist lesbian…idiot…Johnny Depp, but at least he made this…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Olivia Culpo’s See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is pretty low level, but she banged a few famous people to establish her own “relevance”…you’ve probably never heard of her, but she was some Pageant girl a few years ago and who got all LA by banging a Jonas brother….getting her a following that allowed her to build her personal brand….

A strategy that included being a NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile – because that’s how it is done these days…and no one wants to be basic…even if all their tactis are basic…

She’s in a bathing suit, that you can makeout the definition of her pussy lips, it’s a bit of an outty and we like pussy lips, even the outty kind…so I have no choice but to post this, even though I prefer ignoring these kinds of people navigating the high society scene of LA…the modern version of what we can assume Kris Jenner did…it’s just fucking lame…but my creepy pervert can’t ignore….

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Becca Hiller is the Norwegian LA Based Model Who Gets Topless of the Day

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Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy – to models….all they need is to be published once and to have a model agency, which is often times an escort agency…and that alone gets them into the country for 2-5 years, making them eligible for a Green Card…all for being hot and not even that accomplished…it’s the scam…the scam where America powers that be…like Trump…and I guess all of us…appreciate hot slutty bitches…

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s pretty lovely, even if low level…even if these piss soaked, instagram-like filtering – low concept but featuring hot fashionable tits photoshoots are repetitive as fuck…I still don’t mind staring at new pussy..that will go onto Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated swim because they are actually models and not just instagram models who know their angles…even though all these bitches are instagram models…it’s part of their very easy fucking jobs….that don’t actually pay them that much…but that do hang with rich dudes who like models…and LA is way better than Norway for that…making moves Becca Hiller. Making moves. Hope that throat’s numb and ready for America dreams….

This vibe / look / phootshoot is so done….but people still doing it….