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2016

10

Jun

Ariana Grande Ass in Concert of the Day

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My favorite thing about Ariana Grande is that the only honest moment that ever happened in her stage parented – brat who has made it – after being exploited and trained to make it…was when she licked that Donut, and not in a staged sex tape, but in a Donut shop – where she went in on how terrible America is – or at least how Terrible fat America is, because everyone with a a brain knows that Fat America is terrible and people die because of it – they are just too big, literally, to admit it – to talk about it – or to own it – instead they own how great it is to not body shame – or whatever…

I don’t remember the exact quote, I generally don’t listen to sheltered, entitled, spoiled, coddled, rich as fuck cunt opinion on anything, it’s not very relatable..I just know that it was honest was because despite all the outrage, all it took was an apology and some Whitney Houston inspired rendition of Star Spangled banner to make the world forget…

Maybe it is because that’s how America works…they knew she was right…and instead of backing her up – they turned on her, called her an immigrant before realizing she’s as AMerican as them…or maybe no one actually gives a fuck about what the entitled, spoiled, rich cunt says…and they just want to dance to her shitty music, or in our case…stare at that ass…

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2016

10

Jun

Pia Mia Perez Does Hip Hop Video Vixen of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is a puppet – with stage parents – the kind who whore her out to the media and have for a long fucking time – so if you know who she is, it is probably because you found her hot, or cute in her little aspiring actor / popstar / youtube personality –
they’ve done a good job.

They’ve also navigated the landscape from GUAM, to LA, and realize that that market is in the hip hop scene, where she can dance around and sing chorus’ for rappers. It’s the pop music of this generation – and in doing that – they’ve jacked up her tits, in implants or inserts…and made her up like she’s a fucking Jenner – all doughy faced…

It’s contrived, work went into this, they’re trying – and because the world is lazy – it works..I mean it helps that she’s a petite little ethnic looking thing – that is hotter than a 400 pound 50 year old man – so I get what she’s doing why she’s doing. Make that money. It buys boats, condos and your parent’s retirement….that shit FEED egos…that need to be FED….

FUCK. So Edgy.

I can’t wait for the Crash and burn…it always happens…just never fast enough!

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2016

10

Jun

Bella Thorne Cleavage Selfies of the Day

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By Friday, I am so exhausted by looking at pictures, instagram, photoshoots, publicity stunts, fame seeking – attention seeking – attempts to make the most noise by being the biggest slut, or the biggest exhibitionist without being seen as a slut…because there is money to be mad, and scams to fucking run….

In fact, by Monday, after not looking at the computer for two days, I’m exhausted by all these cunts, who day in and day out, year after year, always seem to exist, always seem to have shit to write about, because all these people still exist…they just take on different froms..

So the new Lohan, is Bella Thorne, because she’s got the redhair and minimal acting talent. Unlike Lohan, she’s a master of social media – who knows the right level of slut to no turn off the brands – while turning on everyone else…it’s a very strategic hustle…and she’s fucking doing it…

I still think she looks 40, I want her to be 40 and trolling all of you, because that would require actual talent…

While what she’s doing now is just cheesy and easy….and here she is doing it..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

10

Jun

Em Rat Cow in a Bikini – Always Trying to Exist Through Tits of the Day

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I guess Rat Cow understands that there is no need to ruin a wonderful thing, and that wonderful thing is her big old tits, so wonderful that those tits are the only reason she exists in pop culture or why she got cast in that music video, or why anyone followed her on social media…so she owes a lot to those tits – she needs to feed those tits, nurture those tits, and love those tits…

She is the host body to said tits – who seems to neglect that she was just that. She tried to pretend that she was a legit model, a talent, or even an artist…but what it all comes down to is the tits..so bring the tits…be empowered by the tits…

Carry those tits because the tits carry her, own her, are her…and there’s simply nothing else to her…

Celebrate them like she wants you to…self shot bikini photoshoots while in Turks and Caicos beach setting…possibly doing “work”…or maybe just taking a break from her rough schedule fame whoring….and in this bikini photoshoot you may not see full tit, but bikini tit, is still tit.

This pics wouldn’t exist without tit, so this is a celebration of tit…..

This may not be like most self respecting career women who are educated and care about their reputation, the kind of woman who doesn’t have topless videos or bikini photoshoots on the internet – because they don’t realize what Em Rat knows and that is tits are their worth. Their existence. Their value…especially when you pretend they empower you, of course they empower you…they are you.

I don’t know why I give bitches like this attention, there are way more graceful, elegant, kind, tits on the internet…but here she is anyway.

Here’s a tit video – that may be Em Rat Cow – Tits.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Milla Jovovich Nipple for Vogue of the Day

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I remember a time when Milla Jovovich was a big fucking deal. She was in the Fifth Element, girls wanted to be here and died her hair to look like her…and dudes loved her…from nerds to ravers who at the time were the same thing…before the BROS moved in on the RAVE….because MDMA makes girls easier to RAPE…and because their inner closet case faggot can shine through as they dance shirtless in the pit with a bunch of HIV positives…feeling like they’re at home…hugging each other…only to gangbang chicks to feel hetero again…you know how it is…

Not that that has anything to do with Milla Jovovich…who was all the rage, model turned actor, it was the 90s…she’s old…and no longer all the rage, I think best described as ravaged…but that massive nipple is kinda funny right…

Posted in:Milla Jovovich|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life..

Posted in:Paula Abdul|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day…

I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter.

She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in…

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Here’s her flat – huge square ass..

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Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan revisited her past by hanging out with old friends, like the Kardashians and her lesbian Yahoo heir Courtney Semel – like it was 2004 and they were all 12 years younger and the talk of the town – and not a group of bootleg, old timer, horrible humans…and she really got into that role of Lindsay Lohan from her youth – since all these actors have no souls or identity they are just fucking puppets always acting – and aren’t real…but in reconnecting with that character from her past – she flashed her panties, that should have been her pussy which is just as red in pubic hair and scabs – which I guess is better off covered – no need to go back down that road….not now that she’s engaged to be married and all that other bullshit she’s up to…even though this is the only LOhan I like.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I am in love with Lindsay Lohan. She’s the only thing that matters!

Here she is posing hot with water…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy

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Rita Ora is a whore in a bikini….because that’s what whores who are aspiring Rihanan’s do….they model for brands, get paid by brands, to make themselves seem or feel like they are hotter than they actually are….

It’s a good tactic to trick rich guys who buy into their bullshit and give into them with record deals and marketing money because she has proof, actual photo evidence, that someone put together a shoot of her in a bikini so that’s proof she’s hot, right?? RIch guys love bitches when they are published / half naked, espcially with big aspiring popstar who has been doing this too long to be considered aspiring and should accept her low level success tits…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is still whoring herself out – to help whore out her daughter – as these people who made a lot of money – just being themselves – it’s a solid scam – that opens doors and makes for a great life – that leads to billionaire husbands and world travel – because why spend your trust fund on your lifestyle – when brands can do it for you.

I guess it’s combination of Cindy Crawford’s daughter wanting to be a little Kardashian – who has a huge audience on social media – because that’s where the relevance, ego and everything lives – and these rich kids love that….

But it’s also got to do with Cindy Crawford finding a second life in modeling – riding her daughter’s youth…because all these people are narcissists and their self worth relies on it…

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