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2016

07

Jun

The New Ghostbusters do Elle Because they ARe Women of the Day

I don’t have any issue with the modern day feminism.

I am all for keeping women happy so they shut the fuck up and stop complaining. I understand that women are the deciding force, especially when it comes to going to movies, so now movies are being produced for women, empowering them, whatever…because guys are just as happy sitting on the couch jerking off….going to the theatre takes away from that….

I don’t even care that they took “iconic” characters from our youth and repurposed them for women – girl power or some shit…

I just think it looks like a shitty cash grab for writer / creator and original star Dan Ackroyd, who was writing this movie when his BFF Jon Belushi died….cursed…and more importantly…it looks like garbage….

But let’s put them in ELLE magazine, even the fat ones….because women read Elle and they need them to get in the damn theatre dammit…they have money to make…

So here’s Kristen Wigg – the hottest who isn’t that hot one…and the others…who gives a fuck what their names are…

Posted in:Ghostbusters|SFW

2016

07

Jun

Tranny Model Hari Nef for Some Purse Company of the Day

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I prefer my Tranny Models to be in my classic Corvette….but if I have to fixate on the other kind of Tranny, who would have at one point been in Brazilian porn – helping perpetuate the aids virus, and/ or on the side of the street turning tricks for hormone money, before Trans becoming trendy, I’d rather see them spread ass with boner, not because I’m into Tranny Porn or trans hookers, in fact I find it weird, not quite human and anyone with a tranny fetish, which is a lot of fucking people, pretty fucking terrifying….even if they like tranny on woman porn because there are 4 sets of tits instead of one set of tits with standard porn…

I have worked in porn, in the late 90s, and trans was top selling category back then…

I have known men who love tranny porn, which would make sense because it is the top selling category…

I know people who have fucked trannies, some who hadn’t even had their tits done yet, like dude – that’s just a dude with long hair…

I have no problem with any of that…but seeing this Tranny Model named Hari Nef isn’t very innovative, it just looks like she’s playing a girl for fashion, I mean…let’s push some fucking boundaries…and get a little more controversial…more than just a brand thinking “let’s cast the tranny for press”…getting press…MAKE some noise…

Hair Nef is a great name for a tranny BTW…reminds me of a hairy pussy…which is what it would have thanks to being born with a cock.

Posted in:Hari Nef|SFW

2016

07

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room.

These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win.

Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit…

Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

07

Jun

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day

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I call this Bitches on Bitches..

Girls fucking love these internet dogs…it’s crazy…the most obscure dogs and cats go viral thanks to clever owners into exploiting the fuck out of their dogs and cashing the fuck in on it, some of these dogs make multiple millions of dollars a year, which is far more substantial than my dog – who makes shits for me to pick up, usually on people’s gardens that make them yell at me….but I guess you can’t put a price on the joy they bring…

Since girls love these internet pets, creepy dudes create their pets into internet pets, because it’s the new walking a puppy in the park for pussy, this shit brings you international pussy while paying the rent all while other creepy dudes only like pics of internet pets – so that when girls click to see what other pics the dude likes – they only see cute dogs pics – making them seem less threatening. It’s the modern “candy in my van” trick…

But the only creepy going on in these pics of Sarah Hyland, who we can assume is competing with the busty costar Ariel Winter, who is far more youthful, but about 4 times her size, but not the only one with Cleavage…one just jacked her tits up while the other deflated her tits, all while both are stage parented weird, childhoodless egos with a lot of money…and both have won…

What I don’t love about Sarah Hyland is that she looks 12, but that’s probably what you do like about her, it’s legal if they are 18 and look 12, but not 12 and look 18….remember that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Maybe you prfer her in a bikini top from Memorial day that I don’t think I posted because I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

07

Jun

Selena Gomez Slutting Out her Over Produced Music of the Day

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She released a video called “Kill Em With Kindness”…which I guess is a good strategy, since she’s not killing us with good quality songs – with natural and amazing singing talent…with lyrics like an autotuned “put down your weapons and kill em with kindness” that she repeats over and over again…as she poses for a photoshoot – because that’s the depth of this cunt…

Let her have her fun and make her money with such low grade garbage, because she’ll be killed by LUPUS…not kindness…

Obviously she’s in underwear, making dramatic facial expressions, while her over produced anthem seems more like a rich person’s attempt to rebrand herself, from Disney to “artist” with new tits and everything, even though she’s just commercial shit…but at least she’s trying…even though I’m sure after listening to her music, music no one has ever celebrated, or complimented because it’s known it’s just garbage, you wish she hadn’t tried…

This isn’t music, this is cheating, but in 2016…nothing is real…

SEE HER CONCERT PICS HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

07

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Fail at Beach Pics of the Day

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I guess Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson are best friends – not that these kinds of people have any feelings besides self love – but they can pretend they are best friends because they are actors and can pretend that only they understand each other – you know overpaid not quite hot enough to deserve all the attention they get – but they probably don’t realize that…in their delusions and constant feedback by the parents who made them and their careers…both being in the industry from a young enough age to have parents who robbed them of their youth…coupled with an insane amount of executives who pay them and suck up to them and market them – because they make exponentially more money than they do on their performances…but they don’t know that, or care, because they always had money – and have lots of money – so it’s like not having money at all..it doesn’t exist to them….

They are so egotistical, self involved, they don’t even need to get in bikinis at their beach media event for the paparazzi, they can show up in blankets because they are just that fucking important..too good for fucking bikinis, and in Benson’s face, probably too fat…

I prefer girls who are less lazy and comfortable – who are getting in bikinis in the Midwest on a Sunny Day in March to get that bikini selfie for their instagram – that magical bikini pic that will open all their doors for them – like they were some other slut like Em Rat Cow – who went from naked fame hungry whore – to black dress at the CFDA last night ….dreams do come true…but once they do, all these bitches get lazy.

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

06

Jun

Shakira in a Bikini of the Day

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Even if her breasts are small and humble – she’s still Shakira in a bikini….nothing very exciting to me – but so famous on the international level, especially with the very fucking loyal hispanic community, she’s still masturbated to by more people than anyone should be masturbated to…and it would be negligent of me not to post these for you perverts….even if she’s too old for this kind of behavior…and a mom…but I guess that old rules of who can wear a bikini and who can wear a snowsuit to the beach – have changed as all these old bitches are about the two piece..and it could be worse, these could be pics of Amy Schumer…or other real fats who were never as hot as Shakira is now, even if Shakira now isn’t Shakira 10 years ago – even if that latin skin holds up to the elements…

What the fuck am I saying..I eat 50 year old ass that is actually disgusting on all levels, for all reasons an ass would be deemed disgusting – and Shakira ass busting out of shorts- is good at any age…at least when you’re Shakira…so take it in.

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Posted in:SFW|Shakira

2016

06

Jun

Hilary Duff’s One Piece of the DAy

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This Hilary Duff titty shot in a one piece bathing suit – should theoretically break the internet more than any dead gorilla or Kim Kardashian balancing a champagne glass on her ass for some magazine – because Hilary Duff has a massive audience of pervert dudes pushing 40 – who used to watch her on her kid’s show – and love her like some object of desire – all innocent….from an era when these girls wouldn’t do anything sexual in public at all – even thought they were obviously whores and they were some corporate controlled, morality clause contract holding, safe for everywhere puppets used to sell products to kids…SFW

She was the Lohan era, only she took the whole make as much money as possible – by branding herself – before getting married to a billionaire Hockey player and having a kid approach…instead of being a public drunken not hireable mess….

She’s old now, but was the wholesome Bella Thorne or Kyle Jenner or Ariel Winter or any of these other the underage girls who turned 18 in the media of today’s generation are….only today’s generation is anal and gangbang loving 12 year olds who grew up on internet porn…and social media whores…

But I guess she’s proving never too old to post up tits….gotta stay competitive and she’s not “that” old yet, not that she’d ever be “too old” to her creepy pervert fans who are in love with her…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

06

Jun

Rita Ora Does West Hollywood Pool Prostition of the Day

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Rita Ora is either in her house, that she affords thanks to hooking, or some dude’s house she stays at thanks to hooking…because her big tits from the UK have no hit songs, but have been in LA for a few years doing the rounds…from relevant party to relevant party….dating relevant people to dating Bieber…all while showcasing her massive tits that we all know are more interesting than her actual singing abilities…because she pretends she’s a pop star, but is really just some instagram whore…so it’s nice to see her posing with her ass by the pool, rather than seeing her try to be the Next Rihanna, because that Rihanna impersonation is boring, especially when Rihanna is out there being richer, hotter, more famous and more successful..not to mention better, even with shittier tits…in a bikini HERE ….because she’s RIhanna and not the bootleg Rihanna like RITA ORA…

But she does look good – and ethnic enough to market to white people…I approve of this behavior.

Maybe you’re more into her very small panties on what you’d assume was a much bigger vagina….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PANTY FLASH PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

06

Jun

Amanda Seyfried in her Underwear for Elle India of the Day

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When I used to talk to Lindsay Lohan – this was a long time ago – she fucking hated Amanda Seyfried, which is exactly why you should all love Amanda Seyfriend…

This was around the time when Amanda Seyfried was stealing all of Lohan’s jobs, as the new, more talented, less risky to hire because she wasn’t a fucking crackhead like Lohan..but knowing that it affected Lohan personally made Seyfried a lot more interesting than her really boring public image. From dating Justin Long, to leaving her house in her pajamas, and not the good kind of pajamas, she just fucking sucked – and was so fucking boring – but throw her in a movie and she’d get naked to maintain credibility as an actress – when not in her shitty Disney-like teen romance movies..

The point is – I’ve seen her tits…and feel like we are in love, sure it is one sided love, between me and her breast…but one sides love is good enough as long as you’re the physically stronger one…

Do people even read this shit?

I guess Amanda Seyfried is taking on new markets like INDIA where she’s posing in her underwear –

I am going to assume these are old pics from ELLE Magazine years or decades ago….but India is the bootleg version of elle, recycle those images, they won’t know the difference..however they are a billion people deep and probably have budget to do their own damn photoshoots…

WHO CARES…I know, the fact I spend my day doing this seems like I do…but I don’t…really…

ALl this to say FEET!! For the foot fetishists I am trying to seduce into the site – because they are a loyal crowd.