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2016

01

Sep

Kate Moss in a New Ad Looking Hot of the Day

Kate Moss is a goddess….

Sure she is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 20 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model….doing coke all the time….

And yes, I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, willing to pay you back for the attention with great blowjobs….but for some reason I want to smell Kate Moss’ genitals to try to experience where the places it has been..

Maybe it’s because she’s fashion and clearly a high maintenance, egotistical cunt…a cunt that I’d like to taste…after smelling it to experience all the dirty places it has been.

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2016

01

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty and Ass Flash Shopper of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio tit hanging out while her ass is hanging out of a dress … for the paparazzi while shopping is what one could call great fashion sense, or maybe someone would think it was an older mom trying to reaffirm the world that she’s got what it takes, and not just implants but an ass too…and that just because she’s had a couple kids with rich guys…and just because younger girls are way hotter than her…doesn’t mean she’s not a contender…..or maybe when the world has seen you naked, you stop bothering trying to cover up, it’s like when you fuck a girl with your little dick, eventually you’re good with her seeing the little dick, cuz she’s seen it before…fascinating..

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2016

31

Aug

Britney Spears Eats Ice Cream of the Day

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Do you ever sit outside the ice cream shop for 8 hours at a time – to watch all the babes coming out with their ice cream cones…slowly caressing them with their mouths…AND TONGUES….white creamy substance dripping down their faces…all while wearing fitness gear like they just worked out…

You know the kind of mom treating her kid to ice cream in what looks like she’s trying to reclaim the excitement of sucking a new cock…by using the ice cream as that cock…but not her husbands boring old cock, a cock that gives her joy – in a sweet and frozen variety…

Filling her empty world….the same wife who just wastes away as her husband works and makes money for them – emotionally eating her face off due to sadness when alone but pretending she doesn’t eat carbs or sugar or meat in front of people – saying no thanks to birthday cake…just lettuce…but bitch I’ve seen you when you’re alone…enjoying that moment of lust…with ice cream…and it is erotic erotic…

THIS IS BRITNEY DOING THAT…OMG

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2016

31

Aug

Diane Kruger is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

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40 year old Diane Kruger has a 40 year old face – but she’s recently single and she’s looking pretty fucking great – her body is pretty fucking rocking – her nipples are pretty fucking youthful – and as much as I hate 40 – modern science has made it not so bad to jerk off to – sometimes…

My brain tells me she’s an old lady, I know she’s an old lady, we can’t hide that she’s an old lady…but not having kids and being of the Aryan German DNA that we can assume was modified to created a superior race – paid off…

This is good..single life at 40 baby..I’d fuck it.

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She did a not so shameless video on the beach..

A video posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekruger) on Aug 27, 2016 at 10:56am PDT

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2016

31

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the non-fat ambassador of the modern modeling world. She’s also one of the products being exploited by the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…

I like to think they are up to no good over there at the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND head office and that Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese…..in what I think could be a clone or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her and made this creature in her image…who has similar face…

The assumption is that they they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….which is why Sara Sampaio is so skinny..

I’ve said this theory before, but no one has listened and it would hurt my feelings – if I wasn’t a sociopath.

TO SEE HER TOPLESS ON A YACHT – CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Hailey Baldwin’s Deep Stretch of the Day

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Sold her soul to the Kardashians…there is no way they built her up, brought her to all their events, helped create her instagram, pawned her off to Beiber when she was 17 like the MADAMS they are thanks to their mom being less of a Madam and more of a straight up pimp ….and that they aren’t TAKING a cut of this cunt they created…

Not that Hailey Baldwin had a soul, she was just a vapid rich girl who thought she was hot, and now thinks she’s a model, because that’s the struggle these idiots go through – instead of getting an education – they show their Ballet flexibility they still have for their fans which are young dudes who jerk off to them – and make them feel more valued than their dad who is too busy being an egotistical cunt of his own to bother…

I don’t find her hot, but she’s not that bad – and really at least she’s not Ireland – the big bulbous baldwin…

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2016

31

Aug

Emily Didonato for Pop Magazine of the Day

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Emily Didonato may have a dirty ethnic sounding name….but Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this slips through the cracks…and looks fit, or skinny, like she’s not part of this body positive – even though it’s a negative body – on all aspects of health…and you’re only being positive about it because you’re a lazy cunt…situation…

Here she is in a magazine…

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2016

31

Aug

Emma Roberts Topless for her Towel Series of the Day

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Do you care that Emma Roberts is participating in the TOWEL SERIES by fashion photographer Mario Testino – because it means Emma Roberts is topless in a towel, hiding her nipples..

Or would you be more interested in figuring out a way to get in touch with her, and manipulate her knowing she had no dad growing up, he was too busy being a deadbeat Oscar winning failure…so that she trusts you and feels like she needs you…so that you can turn around and K-Fed her….

Well, all you’re getting is the towel pic…

Fine…and this….SEE EMMA ROBERTS SHOPPING IN A WHITE TANK TOP CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Iggy Azalea in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a monster…and a lie…and so is her ass and sexy appeal…

But her friend is naked…also a monster…but a naked one…making her suddenly more authentic than anything IGGY AZALEA…even with all that rugged plastic surgery…

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2016

31

Aug

Lucy Hale Has Herpes of the Day

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Lucy Hale is on some pretty little liars show, so by default is very famous – since kids fucking love this pretty little liars show…and the only gossip I have on her, because she virtually doesn’t exist in my world, but for some reason came up in conversation the other day – with someone with a very reputable source…because Hale dated someone she dated…is that Hale has Herpes…

Now I can’t confirm or deny this, and I know every little it girl – on all scales of relevance in the entertainment industry have herpes, it’s a right of passage, but I like to expose the gossip as I get it, I mean what else would I write about Lucy Hale…

The fun thing with herpes claims is that her legal team can sue me – but will have to prove she doesn’t have herpes – and with outfits like this – even if I don’t care for her – she can use my face as the litmus test…SMEAR SMEAR SMEAR “it doesn’t taste like herpes, I’ll take the post down”….

I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S WALKING AWAY FROM, BUT I ASSUME IT’S FROM HER HERPES…

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