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2016

30

Aug

Rachel Mortenson for Treats! of the Day

Rachel Mortenson is some low level model, who calls herself a mom-del, because she’s allowed someone to ejaculate in her at least more than once and has kept the kid, dude must be rich…

Why else would a budding 30 something year old woman in the low level Instagram model game allow that to happen…

Why would she throw away her non career or potentially throw away her non career with the destruction a baby does to a pussy…

She didn’t know she’d bounce back, she didn’t know she was going to pull it off, but I guess she’s thinking she’s hot, has one last attempt at breaking 100k followers,’doing some smutty internet photos that are packaged as “art”…but are really just tittties in a wet Tshirt…big titties in a wet shirt…which is probably a better angle than her spreading her mom pussy. This is classier and more acceptable at social functions….

Posted in:Rachel Mortenson|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Liz Hurley’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Even Liz Hurley is on the getting half naked on social media for some male attention – because there is no reason for her to be posting her tits in a bikini on social media…there is no reason for any of these girls to post tits on social media – because just posting on social media takes work, takes effort, takes time – enough time to look at the tits pic they are about to post and say “this one is a good one people will love this”…even though she’s 100 years old…because she still looks good…and wants you to know it…

Sure, Liz Hurley is a bikini entrepreneur, owns a bikini and lingerie company but it’s pretty clear she’s just being shameless…like all these bitches….look at their tits…it’s what they want…they are basically posting billboard to announce it…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Miranda Kerr For Swim of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is photoshopped to fuck by the good people and whatever the fuck this swim or underwear company is that is using her.

I assume they are Australian – using their own who has escaped their island to make it in America for an international brand, before landing a pregnancy with an international celebrity, before ruining her marriage by fucking Beiber, being dropped by her contract with a brand, only to struggle, taking random jobs, doing random press, but clearly the right amount to get herself a billionaire tech giant…who could do way better…

These models are crazy, but the people who buy into them are crazier because the girls want their money, they want the girl’s brand name, when really there is so much better Pussy out there…

She’s also out shopping with her billionaire john’s money…braless…since no one wears bras these Days…seriously…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Stella Maxwell’s See Thru Dress of the Day

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Stella Maxwell went to the VMA after party because she’s an it girl or at least wants to be one and being an it girl or in wanting to be one – you must attend all the events where celebrities attend – you know to help solidify being a top level promo model working for the evil empire that bought her soul for 500,000 – 750,000 a year…

She’s maximize her association with celebrities by getting into a see through dress so that the people knows she cares while pretending to not give a fuck because all these kids who don’t give a fuck are selfie-Ing that they don’t give a fuck by even wearing shirts that say “idgaf”…which is all calculated and giving a fuck….

I’ll still look at her skinny ass

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

30

Aug

Spike Jones Directed Ad Featuring Andie MacDowell’s Daughter of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s rich kid trust fund daughter who will pretend she was raised in Montana like a Willis sister – but is really just an LA rich kid. She just has a more down to earth storyline, thanks to her parents only working 8 weeks a year for millions of dollars, allowing them to hang in the mountains and ride horses – unlike all their Beverly Hills counterparts…who had to stay in Beverly Hills because their parents were tv hosts or agents who had to live in their LA mansions….the same Mansions they pretend they didn’t grow up in, but went to the second they could…to be actors and models of their own…it’s a good scam…

Well she’s in this new Spike Jonze ad with her dancing that people are loving so love it…because Spike Jonze and his fatboy slim remake because they remake everything…Hollywood…such bullshit….

Posted in:Margeret Qualley|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Hannah Ferguson for Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is one of the Sports Illustrated Instagram models who I think is on hooker program. But I could be confusing her with every single other sports illustrated model, or really all models….whether actually getting paid to get fucked…or they are fucking rich guys to get paid in the divorce – same thing….

Well she’s doing magical bullshit catalog shoots for brands making a little money without Sex, but with nipples so that people and I mean rich guys she’s trying to bang to get knocked up that she’s a working girl and not just a working girl!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Demi Lovato Concert Porn of the Day

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All girls slut out – for cash..or when they have the excuse of being bi-polar to pretty much let them get away with everything – when they are clearly doing it for cash….

Sexualized yourself after at least two years of playing the feminist angle of not sexualizing yourself, because it was a good angle when she wanted to be lazy and in love with that 70s show immigrant…

But now that she’s single, she’s been getting fit, and showing full ass shots on stage…because that’s what people care about and that’s what these dancing monkeys care about even when they pretend they don’t….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

From social..

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today, I experienced what hell must be….two girls in what appeared to be short dresses bent over in front of me…one was picking up dog shit…a fetish in and of itself…at 7 am when still drinking in the park…a lot of things can become a fetish…and the other was at a coffee shop pre-work….picking up her purse…and both….were wearing jean shorts…invisible when standing…too visible when bent over…and I feel like nothing in life is real anymore….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Slutty Canadians…
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Blac Chyna Nude Like the Mini Kardashian She Is…
CLICK HERE

Longoria Works Out in Short Shorts
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Hammer Through Mirror in Slow Motion
CLICK HERE

Adventures of Uber Driver
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Film Critics Rank Greatest Films of 21st Century…
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Teen Mom Farrah – in Wonder Woman Costume
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Beyonce Has Cleavage….
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Bea Arthur Tranny Center To Open…
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Rope Swing Idiot
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

29

Aug

Taylor Swift Cameltoe of the Day

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I love pussy definition…girl’s get mad at me because my sexting is all pussy definition based….Send your panties being eaten by your pussy, send your pants eatn by your pussy, for the big lipped girls I ask to send their jeans eaten by their pussy, and to the champion fat lippers…snowpants…the snowpants cameltoe..also known as the Canadian dream…

I love pussy definition so much that anytime a girl is near me in a bikini or leggings, I stare directly at their pussy, something thy are more accustomed to have happen with their tits…but pussy…is more exciting than tits. It’s where babies come from…it is why humanity exists…

Now Taylor Swift’s pussy is more a toxic, disgusting, very rich playground for bacteria, virus and multiple men, over and over, while society just allows her to monetize that pussy and pretend things were more than just filling her pussy…

She’s a fucking lie…but the pussy…well that’s something else…it eats up and spits out everything…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

29

Aug

Bella Thorne Tits for Snapchat from a Playboy Shoot of the Day

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Bella Thorne is doing Playboy, but not the good Playboy of years ago, the new playboy, that is less edgy than other men’s magazines…or fashion magazines…

So she won’t be showing tit, she will be “suggestive”…and “instagram whore-y”…but her whole acting career, besides the role her mom played exploiting her is based on “instagram whory-y”….being as slutty as possible while trying to not come across as slutty…basic marketing tactics for basic fan base…to basically double click every pic…tricking execs that you’re a big deal….not because of your body, the half nakedness, the horniness, the fact she looks 40…but because of her raw…manipulative talent….

She’s the it-girl right now, no idea why, but I get emails about her and I get emails about nothing, so that’s how I know…people really like whatever it is shes doing….

Here she is humping a dog…

VIDS

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