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2016

29

Aug

Charlotte McKinney on the Beach of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is Malibu Barbie, where she calls the paparazzi to come take pics of her in bikinis to keep her name in the media, since she’s pretty much irrelevant….but relevant enough to use those big tits to get to some decision makers in Hollywood…or at least to get in their beds at their Malibu retreats…while their wives’ are back in Beverly Hills fucking the pool boy…or tennis pro…or her vegan spiritual leader…ridiculous…

Charlotte McKinney seems like a typical, cheesy, horseface girl…who has a rich tax evading dad who sells diamonds in the bahamas…all spoiled, pretentious, into Paris Hilton quality “high end” over priced shit…but for some reason, I just see a bootleg hooters girl…

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2016

29

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Tits in a Bra of of the Deay

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I guess J-Lo plays a dyke cop with big tits on TV, unless sh’s just another crazy rich girl who thinks she can be anything – and has taken upon herself to join the force to patrol the streets in effort to find something of actual substance in her vapid bullshit pop star pushing 50 existence…e

Maybe this is actually some kind of J.Lo midlife crisis where she’s reverted back to Jenny from the Block and her childhood cop dreams…because sometimes when you have everything, you get weird and Nostalgic and turn into a Dyke…especially when your relationship to a 20 year old twink who is only with you cuz you’re J.Lo and he can supress his inner faggot until it runs its course and he cashes in…it’s better than being a rent boy on the street corner…plus this old bitch is busy, plenty of time to sneak dick in to AIDS up the place…

I guess what I am saying is the great thing about J.Lo is her ability to slut…even when she is a bull Dyke…talent….

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2016

29

Aug

Hilary Duff Bikini Top of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick…I don’t know why I am all about Hilary Duff right now. I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as jailbait – making all that cash…I wasn’t into Hilary Duff as a mom and wife…and I wasn’t even into Hilary Duff when I assumed she was used as Hockey Initiation cum dumpster for team morale…but as a divorcee, who I think got back with her husband, all thick and busty…broken down from being a mom…I think she’s glorious…in her strong leg and ass blowing out jeans or bikinis…I’m all about it…and it goes against everything I thought I was…I feel like I don’t even know my old pervert self and I’m not sure I am into my new pervert self, but I do like this Stuff by Duff…working it for the creepy snapchat fans…with tits…such a simple formula…

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2016

29

Aug

Jewel Kilcher’s Use of Cleavage of the Day

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Jewel Kilcher lived in her car…that was how they packaged her singer song writing career…randomly found at coffee houses in Alaska and the Pacific north, singing her songs of broken hearts before a journey to hollywood created a down to earth..artist…who is probably a tyrant, living in her mansion, or multiple mansions, all shallow and vapid like you’d expect a celeb to be, but one area on her “woman in song” life that is full, not empty..is the tits…

If the story of the living in a van in Hollywood for more than one night, or the drive down to Hollywood is true…which I doubt…she was probably servicing studio execs into giving her hotel rooms and record deals with these same tits…but it makes a less interesting story for an acoustic guitar player…in flannel, ripped jeans and no shoes…(all girls in entertainment are hookers, even the hippies, who don’t have armpit hair since they are actually – not hippies…but hollywood rich skanks…)

She can’t save my soul, but her angelic voice / cleavage in a small top could…

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2016

29

Aug

Maria Menounos Pants Off Party of the Day

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Maria Menounos is playing up the social media game with some “Pants Off” pics…that aren’t that exciting but she looks good in her shameless self promotion – she has no choice but to do at 40…when no one cares…it reminds me of when I get girls to show me their panties covered in cum – while they are on the toilet…

She is not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….not that I watch TV… they sold their souls out to be on….I just like knowing that they think they are important..and struggle staying important..while guys just jerk off to them…

I know her pulling her pants down makes you want to see her pussy, not cuz she’s Maria Menounos, but cuz she has a pussy…so let’s revisit… Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

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2016

29

Aug

Rat Cow is More Than Just TITS of the Day

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Rat Cow is 25 – I think, and at 25 is when the metabolism starts to slow down – and ass and tits and gut start to get bigger, unless you starve yourself…and there is always that window where things still look good, a bigger ass is fun, and since you’ve already over exposed them tits, and you don’t want to be seen as a tit model…it’s important…to showcase all your other talents…and for some girls, being something people want to fuck is as good as they get…no matter how hard they try to pretend they are more…it always goes back to the half naked, full naked, tits and ass…shameless self promoter…and there is a place in the world for this…I just wish there was more sex videos to back all this up….

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2016

29

Aug

Ariel Winter in Fuck M Boots of the Day

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Ariel Winter, the girl I like to think was in contract with her parents who exploited her at a young age….robbing her of her childhood – and putting her to work..that if she keeps paying them until she’s 25, before being too fat to work, they will let her dress however she wants…on her 18th birthday…because girl turned 18 – and it was tits and ass – and not very good tits and ass – but exciting tits and ass to the many people who watch the show she’s on – where she doesn’t show tits and ass…and the whole thing was sloppy and weird…but not as weird as seeing her midget fat legs in fuck-me-Boots….it’s throwing off her proportion that was already weird…making her look like a fat 10 year old playing dress up on halloween…something I hope isn’t your fetish…but it would be my readers who put the blades in apples…jokes…I know I don’t have any readers….

I like the shirt, I think she means “DONUTS” not sushi though..

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Here she is with a dog…

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Here she is as a dog…

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2016

29

Aug

Danica McKellar in a Bikini of the Day

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If you are old as fuck, then Danica McKellar is probably jailbait you used to jerk off to, because you watched and related to some bullshit storyline of a kid in the 60s going through the same shit your suburban ass was going through in the 80s…like wanting to get this one drunk so that he could date rape her in the woods, but his damn brother kept getting in the damn way…or maybe it was Marilyn Manson…I don’t fucking remember, I just remember liking the blonde girl on the show better…

Well, this one is 41…and looking good….for 41….in a bikini selfie pandering to her fans…that you know are creeps because you’re one of them…

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2016

29

Aug

The VMAs Happened of the Day

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Obviously, I didn’t watch the VMAs, what the fuck is cable…but the fact that it is a marketing vehicle for a massive media empire…and their youth culture brand…that isn’t hitting the youth culture at all…since youth culture only cares about social media…something that will destroy quality content and continue to make kids vapid zombie robots…means I knew it was on….

I am sure it was horrible and based on the pics, looks like it was a comeback tour, a reunion tour, a nostalgic party for a bunch of old timers…

There is no new blood, because celebrity barely exists anymore, I mean I’ll assume it was their lowest viewership ever…but instead of using their millions and millions to do something innovative…they bring the same old, tired shit..and I’m not just talking about Beyonce….I’m talking about all these played out tricks…

Seriously….this is the last decade of VMAs, let’s hope it’s the last VMAs, we don’t need bullshit awards that are just a marketing activation for your sponsors…..

Nicki Minaj Monster – Monster shaped…

Halsey Nipples…which was the highlight, you need an ex homeless girl to bring it when she knows it’s a good media opp…

Britney lookin’ old, fit, empty and souless..

Jojo with some Nipple if you look hard enough and you will..

Ariana Grande looking like shit, but I appreciate her push-up bra…

Chanel West Coast also in a See through – make it count – you look like a stripper, be that stripper…

Rihanna ass…

Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora was also there…

Celebrity is dying… good…

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2016

29

Aug

Eva Amurri Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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Ready to drop picture brought to us by the not very famous -but her mom is and that’s all that matters Eva Amurri…

It’s labor day, and I’m prepping for my annual labor day birthing videos…it’s the best at the worst…

So this Eva Amurri chick did try to get fameous for a minute – by using her mom’s contacts and booking a show she got topless in – as a talking role…in 4 episodes…which was the peak…and really a gift because we got to see those Sarandon tits….

I guess it didn’t work out for her, so she did the less hot mom thing, but she still manages to low level show them tits….and that’s how we start the day here…

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