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2016

26

Aug

Hailey Clauson for SI Swim’s Summer Shoot of the Day

Hailey Clauson is clearly a big girl, just not an offensively big girl, a big girl who can pull off not coming across as a big girl in her pictures because she’s proportionate…

She’s also Sports Illustrated celebrated vagina, she was on the cover, overtaking monster Kate Upton who was too busy out eating…

They are obviously trying to push her as hard as they can, and I guess trying to produce content in more than just February…

She’s probably best known for being a slutty 16 year old on set with her dad who sued Urban Outfitters for producing her child erotica – and won….my kind of girl….use that body to extort innocent unsuspecting men..with those tits!!

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful…..

Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic.

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Here’s her tattoo…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Definition of the Day

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Her name is Vanessa Hudgens and I am reaching by saying these are pictures of her vagina definition… But she is wearing a onesie, the magical piece of clothing that touches asshole, vagina and nipples all at the same time – something that is less magical when she’s drunk and trying to take a pee at 3 in the morning at the club…stripping naked and that’s perfect for rape culture…

She’s a legend for being one of the original nude selfie girls before selfies existed. My kind of naughty narcissist on her camera phone…that will always hold a place in my heart!

Vanessa Hudgens

A little dance?

A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Aug 25, 2016 at 8:55am PDT

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

26

Aug

Canadian Actress Katheryn Winnick in Mykonos of the Day

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Katheryn Winnick is a 38 year old Canasrian actress – and she is topless on in Mykonos like some kind of party girl…but too old to be a party girl…because the old party girl is offensive…maybe this is just the old woman on a spiritual journey of self discovery…

I’ve never heard of her, despite her being a Canadian, we don’t all know each other even though there are 12 of us, but I guess we are drawn to each other because I am doing a post on her despite never hearing of her before today…or any of the movies she’s been in…yes I made this about me.

Posted in:Katheryn Winnick|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Alba’s Hard Mom Nips of the Day

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I saw these Jessica Alba pictures yesterday and thought nothing of them. I thought “hard nipples on a mom”…I see that shit everyday. I just assume it is from all the lecherous parasites that ravaged their vaginas chewing on their goddamn nipples over the course of 4 years that just makes them more engorged and inflamed and scarred up and numb…erotic….

But there was a time I used to think hard nipples were everything – because they were everything – it was an era where girls didn’t show much skin and t-shirt in gym class thanks to cheap cotton bras and bouncing around in the fall weather would give the 15 year old me something to cum to…

So I guess what I am saying this magical Friday is that hard nipples are timeless, they bridge the gap of generations, they apply to young and old, sick and healthy, dead or alive…well maybe not dead, I don’t necrophilia, even one could argue the birth of a woman’s first child is her death…but some go getters, like Alba, power through.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old runs towards you in fitness gear and Skimpy Shorts…Her big tits in her sports bra bouncing as she comes your way…built as if she was a 25 year old instagram model….Do not make eye contact…look the other way…pervert..

When a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old with a bathing suit so jacked up her ass that she looks like she’s mooning you – don’t try to see if you can see her asshole ring…don’t follow her around…don’t even notice there is an ass 8 feet away from you….

That’s perverted..she’s just an innocent kid…being innocent…not sexualizing herself like a Kardashian….you sex offender…just give her that crucial week to ripen and hit “prime”….because a week may not be a long time, but with a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old – it is everything…

I guess what I am saying is it’s hard to leave the house these days without coming across one of these…due to hormones in food and fashion trends..they even exist in bars due to fake ID….they are an epidemic…but be happy you’re not a High School teacher…

Here are some morning Links…

Things That Bounce…
CLICK HERE

Frances Bean Cobain’s Husband Wants 300k a Year…
CLICK HERE

Ryan Newman Turns 18….Slut
CLICK HERE

Cuba Gooding Jr’s BTS Acceptance Speech
CLICK HERE

Kendall in a Skimpy Top…with Nipples
CLICK HERE

Hot Diver
CLICK HERE

Weird Jason Derulo Dance Off…
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Hooker
CLICK HERE

US Soccer hates Hop Solo
CLICK HERE

Motivational Body Changes…From Fat to Skinny
CLICK HERE

Girl VS Olympic’s Sponsorship RULes
CLICK HERE

ALba has a Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

25

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Baby Bump of the Day

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Taylor Swift, is the worst. Her finances would paint a different picture. As would her screaming and adorning brainwashed fans. But that doesn’t mean she’s not the worst.

She’s the fakest bitch in Hollywood and music industry. She plays the good girl victim. She manipulates sad fat girls to believe her. She fucks everyone but plays the good girl with implants and spandex being all suggestive because deep down inside she knows her fucking lie and that she’s a fuxking lie…but getting her pregant would be a good 18 year plan…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

25

Aug

Bella Hard Thorne Hard Nipple of the Day….

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Recently announced bi sexual because it is good for business – Bella “hard nipple” Thorne – posted some hard nipple pic to her social media because it’s good for business – like being bisexual – it adds depth and reach and relevance to the market and makes for a good excuse for her slutty Behavior – in a self discovery pitch rather that it all be shameless…the next step will be bipolar but that will only happen after a public episode when she hits her peak of bratty famous for slutty pics top…magical

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

25

Aug

Ariel Winter Tits Sign Autographs of the Day

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Ariel Winter is signing autograph’s on a tour for the TV show she’s on…and she doesn’t miss the opportunity to show off her rebuilt – still sloppy because she’s sloppy tits..

Tits…that she loves to show off now that she’s 18 and can run her own career – her own image – and why not go after the urban market as an Exhibitionist fat chick…

What these fat girls don’t get is that dudes like fat girls for one night stands, which is why they are all these empowered sluts, it’s the only way to intellectualize being used by dudes over and over again:

I know this one isn’t that fat, but she will be, so creepy fans who have been watching her grow up and puberty and all that, should take it in now, before it is too late….but as perverts I guess it is never too late!

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

25

Aug

Charlotte Mckinney Tight Shirt of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is in a tight shirt because she’s got no choice but to wear tight shirts – because without her tits or showing off her tits – she doesn’t exist…

If you have it in you to look away from them tits, check out that neck / weak chin, what helps make her look all horsey, as she trots through life in Hollywood trying to figure out her place as the getting a little old for this, but not quite too old for this…but at least she’s got the tits…to carry you….

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

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