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2016

25

Aug

Imogen Thomas is a Big Girl of of the Day

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Imogen Thomas is some Big Brother UK contestant – from early big brother days – who has taken her time off big brother – to make babies and get big…real big… But probably not in the way she wanted to be big when she first got on tv and thought the whole world was her oyster before eating all the fucking oysters …and everything else in the room…

It’s safe to assume she’s married a soccer player – there are a lot of them in the U.K. that like big Titty models who weren’t always big across the fucking board…and who cares about this one….

It’s about big girls confident enough to get into bikinis because they are still treated like Sex objects because dudes are perverts…myself, self proclaimed fat chick hater even stares at fat chicks at the public pool in bikinis – just trying to understand how anyone fucks them making me want to fuck them….while being terrified of them…

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2016

25

Aug

Taylor Mary Hill Booty for V of the Day

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Taylor Hill is a model for an Evil Underwear Empire who I guess they are trying to promote and create as a model of her own – so they are using their PR team to get her in magazines where she showing off her ass while grinding up on a dude – which is just further confirmation that she’s a girl – willing to get naked for a dream or a little money – like a stripper but one her dad can be proud of – knowing his baby is considered hot and dudes everywhere jerk off to her catalog pics – while actual strippers don’t have dads…

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2016

25

Aug

Rat Cow Nude and Slutty of the Day

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Emily Rat Cow is garbage. Last week’s kitchen garbage. Just played out, used up and already past around and exhausted…that pussy is prolapsed hanging halfway down her leg after the gangbang that is running train on her…

But she’s still working it, keep this alive as long as she can, don’t let it end just yet – she still has followers so keep them happy….with her ass…

An ass I would lick back to health after that gangbang because this love is real.

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2016

25

Aug

Rachel Yampolsky by Collin and Jessica Stark of the Day

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Rachel Yampolsky looks like some kind of instagram model ….she’s got 100,000 followers which in the instagram model world isn’t very much…but with a series of “travel and lifestyle blogger” images…I believe she can go for lame and boring Salsa dancing to the titty showcasing top….

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These girls understand that Titty modeling / TITS and Ass / Being subtle sluts is th answer to all their dreams, but when you’re white and little – you don’t want to go that fake ass / fake face route…what would your fans who don’t give a fuck about you think….so you just do basic bikini pics…but ensure your bikini is jacked up your twat….so the world, ideally rich guys and marketing agencies see what’s up…

It’s amazing this is a job…even when you’re a nobody…it still gets you that money…

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2016

25

Aug

Kim K’s Wtf Body and Her Terrible Clan of the Day

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Kim Kardashian and her nips are fucking shameless, disgusting, weirdly shaped thanks to all her surgery, old, a mom, vile…fat sucked out of stomach, injected into her ass, creating a new and horrible unnatural look for women everywhere to feel insecure about and think to themselves that this is what dudes want…when no dude that I’v met anywhere wants this gutter porn look on anything…maybe black dudes, pitching it the “urban market”….because urban market is what the rich white Jewish kids follow…this shit isn’t good, it’s offensive, trash, and should be taken out back and shot, but instead bitch gets paid…thanks to Social Media…and you perverts…the worst…I know you all know this already…but like you…I still look at the tits…knowing I’ve seen dick enter her…we are so close…like old friends….

Brands still support porn trash – if it has lots of follows…this world is crazy…

In other garbage Kardashian news…here are more pics of Kylie’s “Daughter of a Tranny” birthday party in Turks and Caicos by their Instagram photographer…Renell Medrano…featuring famewhores who have made it….Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, Kendall Jenner & Kylie Jenner….but to keep things semi positive…Kendall’s got a good ass…and Bella Hadid’s good too…I guess I just don’t like fucking monsters…except on Halloween or when they are hiding in my closet or under my bed after having sex with them because I can’t stomach looking at them…but tell them it’s the best place for them in case my wife comes home…it usually makes them peace the fuck out…..

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2016

25

Aug

Morning Hangov3r Dump of th3 Day

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Th3 L3tt3r 3 brok3 on my k3yboard. Fuck.

It is amazing how many tim3s you hav3 to us th3 l3tt3r 3….

Today is going to b3 h3ll and not just b3caus3 i wasn’t flash3d any vagina last night…but bcaus i hav3 to typ3 lik3 this…

Goodby3 last r3ad3r. I lik3d you….

This is so fuckin annoying…..

H3r3 ar3 som3 st3pLINKS in th3 Morning….


Solid Truck Troll…for a Win (I’d say TH3 Win- But Hav3 no 3)
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Naya Rivera’s Abortion on a Day Off from Glee is Awesome….
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Don’t Forget Christina Milian Has Tits…Never Forget….
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Birth in a Creek – the Movie
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Swimming Lochte Joins Dancing with the Stars…
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Larry King’s Wife is Cheating!
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Dog on Giant Wat3rslid3 / slip and slid3
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Dad Confronts Principal for Taking His Kids Phone
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Leighton Meester is Lookin’ Old and Rugged
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Talent Doesn’t Win Awards – Money Does…
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Bella Thorne’s Lesbian Coming Out is Silly…
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Pornstar VS Child
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This Brit K-Fed Pic is All Things….
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Slutty redheads….redheads slutty….
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2016

24

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Top in Nature of the Day

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Bella Thorne is on with nature – at least according to Bella Thorne who wrote “just busy being one with the earth” when she posted this picture…which must mean that she’s at one with nature….otherwise why would she say it…right?

It’s not like she’s some vapid commodity – that is marketing herself to be sold, bought, paid for a peddled..

It’s like all these older celebs you hear about – trying to get in touch with life, the world, earth…whatever hippie bullshit they spew…while living in a 30,000 square foot house on each coast and one in Hawaii where they ‘get away’…flying private – or driving their fleet of cars…to meetings where they negotiate million dollar deals…yes…getting in touch with nature you cunt…

Even her parents naming all the kids some hippie shit, like some commune van driving weirdos, still exploited them all to Hollywood…which isn’t very FLORDIA at all..

However, I will look at pics of her tongue out, tits out, legs out, because I’m more pathetic than any of them…but at least I’m not bullshitting about it..

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2016

24

Aug

Crazy Girl Lindsay Lohan’s Bathing Suit Photo of the Day

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I wonder what sucker is financing Lindsay Lohan’s Yacht adventures, because you know it’s not her paying for shit. I am surprised she still has the celebrity power to command getting free everything, but I guess she is Lindsay Lohan and that’s something that stick with you for fucking life….but more importantly, I wonder what the motivation of her posing in these dramatic photos from her iphone..in bathing suits sucking in her gut…showing off her botox face…is it because of her love for the art, the love of being on camera…the love of performing…or is it all the narcissist knows…

I guess there is no sense when it comes to Lohan – because she’s crazy – but I’ll still follow her around because I’m old and nostalgic and convinced she’s perfect…and everyone else is just flawed…you know like how no one cared when her boyfriend beat her up…and just collectively felt she deserved it…that was amazing moment in feminism and this down with the patriarchy movement…of “well if bitch is crazy, maybe she needs to get beat”….fascinating social experiment this Lohan has been…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

24

Aug

Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day

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Rihanna is getting fat…I guess the good life is catching up to her, all these women turn 25 and they can’t really escape their destined path of big girl. If you’ve been to Barbados, you’ll know that 1 in 1000 of the women are thin, the rest are big big and it would only make sense that the same fate happens for Rihanna….even though she was abducted from the island at 14 – to make this happen..

Watching her develop as a crazy rich and successful performer hasn’t been interesting, but she’s definitely gone way darker than her first candy-coated shit I remember…all these gutter tattoos and bad attitude…it’s got the point of her jerking off her mic like a dick…and I guess there’s a group of straight guys who like being raped by women who are loving this…thinking “Omg, I’d love her to strap that mic on and violate me until my prostate explodes”….we call those guys faggots…but I just find it weird…mainly because her audience is 12 year old girls…

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2016

24

Aug

Lily James Not Naked Enough for Burberry of the Day

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Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes…

I guess it was a good fit for British brand Burberry to use her in their campaign – that I guess targets rich older women who would watch the show…but keeping things edgy and fashion by stripping her down to her panties…something they apparently wear in the UK, despite what all the GLAMOUR models would lead you to believe…..

The pictures leave me wanting more spread eagle shots…but…I’m sure at least one of you, there is more than one of you out there, right…will appreciate it..and I do this for you baby…

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