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2016

02

Sep

Ashley Graham Still Fat for Elle Canada of the Day

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Ashley Graham was the clever, loud, strategic fat girl who got a modelling contract – based on creating some bullshit demand for fat girls to be models – as they are more representative of the general public – while model in general aren’t supposed to be representatives of the general public – they are supposed to be hotter than the general public – so when we look at them we think – god my life sucks I need this product….

But bitches like this come along – and try to upset the norms and try to reinvent the system – all to benefit their lazy, clearly very lazy asses, by trying to make it a bigger sociological thing – like “why am I called fat when I am beautiful”…because you’re fat – dummy.

Then there’s the whole “only my doctor can tell me I’m unhealthy”…and I guess anyone who has read any study on obesity – heart disease and other issues…you dumb fuck..preaching misinformation to fat girls who should be working out everywhere – instead of just fucking working out….take that energy and work out piggy..

But then she started working out and lost 50 pounds, that didn’t show, because she’s got another 100 to go…and her fans and loyal supporters turned on her, which was hilarious – because she was blatantly saying “everything I did to get here was a lie, a marketing spin and now I must get fit”…and that is funny…

Then good news for them – is that she’s still fat…she needs to be – since her only client is a plus sized model clothing company…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Tallulah Willis Hot for Instagram of the Day

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Talulah Willis is the more hipster, equally spoiled but pretending she’s down to earth, because she can afford to be with a less potato shaped head…daughter of plastic surgery ridden Demi Moore and the amazing action star Bruce Willis…and I ythink I am in love…

Not because she’s cute, even though anything with a vagina is cute to me at this stage in my life, but because she’s taking her trust fund in the right direction, she’s living the good life, and most importantly, she’s producing amazing content of either her ass…or her tits…I don’t really know what is what I didn’t look too into it…but I am a fan of these girls..

Sure I used to be mean about Rumer Willis, which was pretty basic and dumb as everyone was doing it…but for no real reason besides being assholes…when the reality is they all have hot bodies…and hot bodies is what matters for jerking off…they don’t even need faces for us to do that…

Not to mention…they grew up with egotistical parents – making them all kinds of fucking weird…possibly annoying and high maintenance…or needy and easy to impregnate…very important things to consider when looking at these pics..

Posted in:SFW|Tallulah Willis

2016

02

Sep

Izabel Goulart – Lingerie Model of the Day

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Izabel Goulart did some lingerie runway show – despite being old…she’s still got a few catwalks left in her brazilian hustle…these did the rounds the other day, I didn’t bother posting them because I was doing more important shit…like staring at the fucking wall…something I told someone I do at least 3 hours a day – and they thought I was fucking nuts…but I they underestimate what sleep apnea, alcohol addiction, diabetes, high blood pressure and possibly AIDS can do to an exhausted mind with hatred for most things but an unwillingness to kill myself because it’s all so funny…

I figure put these up a couple day laters because she’s not so famous, but she is so fucking ripped it’s almost disgusting…in a world of fatness, I appreciate a body that is fitness…coupled with a little starvation..

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Look she’s a modern day Jane Fonda…with a Brazilian accent and a dad who is the owner of a Lingerie Empire….not a famous actor….with an actual toned body…but same fucking thing…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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2016

02

Sep

Megan Williams for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Megan Williams is some instagram model with 150,000 followers so she must be really fucking important…because this magazine featured her..

I had never heard of her, I just assumed she was the white adopted sister of Michelle Williams from Destiny Child, you know cuz their Dad Montel Williams is just a good dude…and their mom Vanessa Williams loves to sing…while her sisters Serena Williams and Venus Williams play tennis..but it turns out she’s from the UK…and not related to them black folk…she is however a model who has worked with Victoria’s Secret, whatever that means, she was never their main bitch, but I guess she was one of the back-up dancers…and she also did stuff for GUESS? because the owners of GUESS? are fucking pervert Moroccans who fucking love big titty blondes…

These are from July, I apologize in advance for not being up to speed on a model I’ve never featured in a world of thousands of fucking models.

Posted in:Megan Williams|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Christie Leigh Lingerie in Boring Pics of the Day

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Christie Leigh is some bullshit instagram model – who probably thinks she’s really important – because the new “being a Disney kid”…is having a million followers on social media…allowing you to define your life, your career, and answer to nobody except maybe the skinny teas that are giving you 500 – 5000 dollars a post…silly…

The only challenge is getting to that 1 million instagram followers…it involves doing fake photoshoots for fake magazines that have fake followers to generate some buzz – to feel like you matter – and the nice thing about that hustle, that basic low level idiot hustle…is that a lot of these girls are cute, the world is full of cute girls…so getting them half naked – is a fucking win…for all the men in the world into seeing random cute girls half naked…it’s empowering…

Posted in:Christie Leigh|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Nina Agdal & Hailey Clauson Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Nina Agdal and Hailey Clauson are part of the Sports Illustrated summer program, where she’s showing her nipples in artistic black and white shoots….because this is art or some bullshit – at some event that Sports Illustrated is probably getting paid a lot of money for, otherwise they wouldn’t bother organizing this shit…unless they realized if they used their hooker promo model team more than just in February when they release the magazine, they can get content all year round…sure it makes the excitement that no one has for the magazine dwindle…if they get it everyday….but we get it everyday – from their hookers and other hookers alike..making none of this shit special, exciting or interesting…even when you can see the trick’s nipples…

Boring.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|Nina Agdal|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh for Some Magazine of the Day

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Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh in some fashion magazine as a reminder that behind every 4 million dollar a year model for some Evil underwear brand that no one really understands how she became a part of…other than that she was working the LA scene harder than the TAMPON ads she was booking…is a younger sister…we can also fantasize about having sex with – because sister sex is the best sex – for perverts who like the idea of sisters having sex – which is unfortunately every fucking dude out there…

I don’t know who Arpana Rayamajh, but this isn’t about her, it’s about Ruby Aldridge, my queen an old myspace friend who dumped me around the time her sister booked Victoria’s Secret, and her own career went mainstream, since no one wants a creepy pervert blogger as a friend, it’s a liability…it is also humiliating because blogging is pretty fucking pathetic…but I still remember the good internet times we had together….and for that reason alone…we all must collectively celebrate the enigma, the goddess, the skinny and tall…who looks like an actual model Ruby Aldridge….

Posted in:Ruby Aldridg|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Black Cop Daggering White Girls in the UK and Other Videos of the Day

Prostitute Offers Discount Because Dude’s Penis is Pinky Sized

Preacher VS Hooker

Dead Frog in Ice Cream

Carnival Cruise VS Marina

Right Light Runner…

Cyclist VS Motorbikes

Soccer Player Applauds Himself

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2016

01

Sep

14 Year old Kaia Gerber – the Gerber Baby – Plays Dress-Up of the Day

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I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – deeper than being down on her luck – mom decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. You know, she’s hit puberty, you can charge a premium, whatever…your life fucking sucks, you’re a disgusting degenerate anyway…why not add more fuel to your resume of gutter, rock bottom, low life trash…

But when Cindy Crawford a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…I don’t understand why at 14, they think it’s a good idea to throw their daughter Kaia Gerber into the mix.

I get it, people are attention seeking fame whores, people love social media, people love being published in magazines, and people are taking interest in her based on her name and mom alone…so the opportunity is there…but the opportunity will be there in 3 or 4 years when she’s legal, after she’s done school, maybe even when she’s in college during the summer…

But to get her posing, showing skin, pulling the Jardashian fame whore, attention seeking, create her into a brand other brands will pay for…just makes no fucking sense…it can only attract negative attention, bad decisions, and perverts like you jerking off to her…

She’s 14…she should be getting her first babysitting job, not her first magazine cover in a fashion magazine famous for putting nude pics of Kim Kardashian out there…

I blame social media for this…

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

01

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Taylor Swift has been working on her ass…and showing off her ass…and I guess her tits…in what I guess is a re-brand as a hot enough girl to justify all the cock that has been inside her…when before she was just a pretty average lanky bitch who was relatable because she wasn’t all that hot…and would be the kind of girl guys break, but when you’re worth 100 million dollars a year, you start to gets lined up and ready to stick it in you…hoping it sticks…forcing her fake songs to be not taken seriously – because clearly they are a fucking lie….and she’s just a slut…a slut…who like wearing tight pants…even when it doesn’t involve showing her cameltoe…

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