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2016

02

Sep

Christina Milian Milking It for the Paparazzi Like an Attention Seeker of the Day

Christina Milian is a shameless mother of some random ethnic background – who envies the Kardashians hard…and who despite being rich, having a pop song, and an ex husband and baby daddy who also has a lot of money…she still goes out every chance she gets in bikini, or in these short shorts, shamelessly trying to maintain some level of sex appeal, despite being old…and I guess with an ass like this, she’s suddenly more interesting than she has been in many years…I mean sure when these sluts get the paparazzi to shoot them fake hiking is at the level of Vegas Pool party Hosting gig…but at least she’s trying…to relive the glory days when she was almost Nicki Minaj…with her “dip it low” song…that people jerked off to – since it was pre-internet…

Either way…good times…

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HERE ARE SOME OF HER ATTENTION SEEKING SELFIES…

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2016

02

Sep

Cara Delevingne without panties of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of some feminist amazing project where they put flowers between their legs – to celebrate having vaginas – or a GARDEN in her pants – that Cara Delevingne’s may be more than just floral, but also filled of bacteria…maybe some aquatic animals..a little yeast and herpes and disgustingness…you know the kind of garden you find growing behind some septic run off…with the lone flower blowing in the wind…or maybe the kind of garden made in a lab – on petri dish working on finding the cure to AIDs or some shit…because despite her scam that got her in movies, and despite her being fun and lively to the rich people she hangs with because she too is rich…there’s something vile about her..and as a dude who likes street hookers…that’s erotic as fuck to me…

We just need more labia! If you’re gonna show your pussy as a flower- show your fucking pussy bro.

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2016

02

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence Gets Paid by Dior of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is a bullshit celebrity – who is on the highest paid celebrity list – even though I find her dull – uneventful – barely hot – despite her great tits that were stolen and posted everywhere that finally gave her a little edge in her otherwise vapid, useless, used as a tool to get bigger budget life….you know a sell out before she was even 18…cashing in hard…winning all the awards…designed to bring in attention, talent, fill seats…because HOLLYWOOD knows how dumb people are…and they’ll buy into anything..

Well the Fashion industry follows their lead – and probably paid her 10 million dollars for these garbage pics…

We allow this world to fucking happen – we are all a bunch of idiots…some of us, like Jennifer Lawrence just happen to win at it…I think it’s cuz of her tits…it’s always the tits.

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2016

02

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Titty Update of the Day

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These instagram girls think they are so fucking important..like Charlotte McKinney doesn’t even update her instagram anymore – which is the only reason she existed in the first place – I mean besides her tits…but now that she’s been on TV, amongst the stars…dancing..she feels like she doesn’t need to be low hanging – low level like that….she can just call the paparazzi and they’ll come while you cum..

It’s an interesting moment when the isntagram model – doesn’t update the instagram anymore – pretty cocky, pretty edgy, pretty racy, pretty stupid…because this bitch will never make it as an actor…just look at the horse face..there’s no way….titty fetish videos – sure…but not Hollywood – but then again – Hollywood has created a lot of dog shit – they always do…so there is hope for her…and for us….that she inspires hotter big titty girls to follow her rich kid, entitled brat, moved to LA to be famous lead…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER OUT WITH HER TITS CLICK HERE

HERE SE IS OUT IN A TIGHT DRESS:

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER OUT IN A TIGHT DRESS CLICK HERE

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2016

02

Sep

Kaley Cuoco Titty Flash of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco, the icon to nerds who watch sitcoms everywhere, pulled her tit out on snapchat – because it’s a purchased tit – and like all girls with fake tits – they love showing the shit off like it’s a new car or something…

It’s some vapid materialistic, shamelessness that fuels our society….

I have only met a handful of hookers who hate their fake tits and it is usually after they’ve had them for years and they are falling the fuck apart from every direction….but when any girl first gets the tits, even with all the pain…they fucking LOVE the fake tit…it’s just when the tits and life let them down…that they

But Kaley Cuoco is making 100 million in the next few years, has already made 100 million, I don’t think much can let her down – but the guys who she burns through – or who use her thanks to where she’s at in finance and career…

As long as she pulls out tits, flashing in a Look at me – cuz she’s an actor and they all want you to look at them…I’m down…with everything going on here…and will be well into her old age…where she’ll still be doing the same stunts…unless she dies of an overdose…

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2016

02

Sep

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo Got BOYZ…that her GIRLZ like….or GIRLS that her BOYZ like Sounds dirty…and it probably is – because all these girls are addicts, sex addicts…addicts…

She was robbed of her childhood – thrown into performing from the ghetto – left to her own uneducated devices – leading to relationships with dudes she probably had to support – thanks to being raised by her mom – the “cleaning lady”…which is code for hooker where I am from….

Well she’s back, and wants you to know it…back…with them tits..the way all girls should be always..

A video posted by JoJo. (@iamjojo) on Aug 31, 2016 at 1:31pm PDT

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2016

02

Sep

Daisy Lowe in Leggings of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is in leggings and it is exciting…but her back story I like to talk about every time I stare at her tits is exciting enough for me…

She’s got a nice level of thickness going on, and I’m into it, but I am more into the fact that she didn’t have a dad growing up – but when she found out who her dad was – he was some tranny fucking rockstar..and that alone is hilarious…and pretty lucrative for her life as a model…thanks to not needing to work…because of trust funds fuelled by guilt…and exclusive access to everything and everyone thanks to BUSH….not the right kind of bush…but the band BUSH…

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2016

02

Sep

Ashley Sara Haas by Kesler Tran of the Day

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Ashley Sara Haas is some instagram hooker…who apparently is tall enough to be an actual model at 5 foot 10…with agencies to back that claim up…and campaigns you’ve never seen her part of…but she is at burning man and she was rumoured to date a MLB player…so she’s got as far as she needs to go…right…

Here she is in a really exciting shoot for some instagram photographer – in a field…with flowers in her hair like some festival slut…which is good for her instagram account slutting…it gives her purpose…meaning and is relevant with the trends and time…at least for the mainstream – cuz the actual cool kids are all over this shit…

All golden…all average at best…but since she’s some instagram hooker….and this is the best video ever posted to social media – ever…

A video posted by Ashley Haas (@ashleysarahaas) on Aug 29, 2016 at 4:27pm PDT

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2016

02

Sep

Elizabeth Turner For Maxim of the Day

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Elizabeth Turner once hit me up on instagram, it may have been her – or it could have been her manager or PR person trying to promote her – because you know there comes a point in every new model’s career – where they think being on DrunkenStepfather is a decent idea to get 3 likes on their social media…this was when she had just moved from whatever state she moved from – I am going to go with Arizona, because Arizona breeds the sluts…..but within a week of that – she went relatively viral – thanks to her huge tits that I was trying to get a 10% management fee from…you know because like Kris Jenner – I’m an evil exploitative pimp…and she was never to be heard from again…until now…where Maxim took her on some Euro adventure, I guess she’s not desperate anymore, and the tits must stay covered…which always the downfall of minimal success..the whore factor drops substantially…not that this one was ever a whore, but she was eager and I’m sure capable of better performance than this..

I guess what they say is right…there is no god…and life is full of disappointments…

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2016

02

Sep

Elsa Hosk in Demin of the Day

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Here’s a total misuse of an underwear model…

Her name is Elsa Hosk, she’s now a Evil Empire Lingerie model, that’s why she gets all the campaigns and press that she’s getting – other brands love using the girls that the Evil Empire decides they should use – and the whole thing is pretty stupid – since before she was the Candice Swanepoel replacement – she was doing all kinds of nude model photoshoots – and here she is modelling in Jeans…the total opposite of what we want to see her in – unless some of you are weirdos with Demin fetishes, that I only find myself having when I am out in public in fall and a good ass in a pair of jeans is a good thing – but not when I’m looking at slutty model pics of a once nude model turned lingerie model – this is just a fucking outrage, a tragedy, blasphemous – how does this bullshit world of marketing bullshit products for too much money – especially since no one needs any of this bullshit – sleep at night….

Here are the pics.

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