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2016

05

Sep

It’s Labor Day of the Day

It’s Labor Day – and every Labor Day I pay tribute to all of our moms who have gone into labor to create us – which historically is the whole point of Labor Day, take time off for yourself to reflect and have a rebirth in which you can’t wear white pants or some shit….the point is that I know not all of you like your mom, or want to watch birthing videos, but this joke was funny when I first did it and is jus gross and played out now, but who am I to shit on or disrespect tradition…happy Labor Day / end of summer / beginning of summer if you’re moving to Australia bullshit day off by getting drunk and date raping people more drunk than you

Noah’s Birth….

Emotional Live Birth…

Their Amazing Birth Video

Ryan’s Birth

Dog Gives Birth to Puppies!!

Baby is Born – Fully Intact!

Doggy Style Birth

Real child Birth…

Big Titty Child Birth

More Natural CHild Birth

Baby Birthed in the Hot Tum – Like So Many SPring Breaks

Floating Afterbirth Inflatable!

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2016

05

Sep

Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tit for Labor Day of the Day

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Here’s something exciting for all you fucking perverts, yes, I know there’s only one of you and your a bot from RUSSIA and don’t actually exist, but pretending to have readers allows me to keep this going, while talking to myself but not thinking I am talking to myself, because that’d be weird.

Her name is Mila Kunis, Jackie from That 70s Show, and she’s carrying the second baby from her TV Romance with Ashton Kutcher from That 70s Show, because they get each other, and because he went on to become a dot com investor who made billions and she went on to be some leading lady, who is now an old mom – and who we can collectively not give a fuck about, but when her milf filled tits pops out of her dress, while carrying a fetus or parasite leeching off her…something that isn’t porn to me, but may allow her weirdo scifi fantasy fans to pretend or role play or LARP or whatever the fuck they do when they masturbate that she is carrying an alien baby, or their baby, or some fucking nerd shit…that is not the demon that is Ashton Kutcher’s spawn…

Or if you’re like me – you can focus on tit…it’s not much of a skill…but it’s what you gotta do – when you see pics like this…

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2016

05

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bra of the Day

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Our girl Vanessa Hudgens…the leader of the celebrity nude scandals, if you eliminate PORNO HATING PORN STAR PAM ANDERSON and the other legitimate sex tapes….she was one of the first to have nude selfies, digital nudes from a phone, of her posing in a mirror naked, because she’s a narcissist, full bush because she’s half Monkey…not in a racist way, in a DNA way…or maybe it was because she knows I love bush…and has forever held a warm place in my dark cold heart…even through the fat years, and now through the fully shaved, waxed, there’s no beard on this bearded lady….where she leaves Yoga in a slutty sports bra..looking like early man…all head forward foraging for berries or some shit…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

05

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Holding a Shit in of the Day

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Either Charlotte McKinney has no ass, or she’s squeezing her no ass as hard as she can so that she doesn’t shit herself, especially not in the white shorts, on a day where she’s called the paparazzi to fixate on her hard nipple tits…that would be so embarrassing…

You can’t have it all, you know ridiculous tits on a skinny frame don’t always come with a strong chin, sometimes they come with a weak chin, and they sure as hell don’t always come with a nice ass, especially not when it’s holding in the free meal she got working the day shift at Hooters, thanks to having never made a dollar in the entertainment industry, she’s more a self-funded girl…who has a tax evading father to pay her rent…but if she didn’t have the actual father, you know she’d be a straight instagram hooker…hooking her way for more likes…but she doesn’t need to be…what she needs to be is doing squats….

But the good news for her is that she’s good enough to jerk off to…and has fans…but then again, I was listening to the Radio yesterday and her mentor an spirit animal Kate Upton was mentioned by the radio host as being the hottest girl ever…meaning…dudes who like tits, only see tits, and these are tits…where as dudes who like hot chicks…can see more than just tits…to focus on the flaws that is Charlotte McKinney, the non-famous who thinks she’s famous…

She also wore a white shirt -Fascinating stuff…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

05

Sep

Ariel Winter Won’t Be Wearing White After Labor Day of the Day

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I like to think the above picture is the most accurate depiction of Ariel Winter, because this is everything I see, every time she’s showing off her ass or still huge cuz she’s fat – breast reduced tits…

She’s not cute, she’s not hot, and you’d have to be a real weirdo who watched her grow up and developed an emotional attachment to her to think she is….she’s got no neck, she’s a midget, it’s circus freak shit, probably why her parents threw her into acting…it was that or be the walmart check out girl…acting paid more…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

05

Sep

Katharine McPhee Bikini top for Snapper of the Day

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Katharine McPhee wants to wish you a happy labor day…I’m just here to help her spread the message..

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2016

05

Sep

Elsa Hosk Wishes You a Happy Labor Day of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a nude model, turned VS model, turned money making model – who was perfectly happy being a nude model, and who kept on getting nude until the world recognized her as the next Candice Swanepoel….and in being an exhibitionist, just happy to get naked, who has been seen naked, by anyone who would care about looking at pics of her…she’s clever enough to bed over and show a bit of the gold, give all men what we want girls to give us when they wear their short shorts and drop their phones or anything – obvlivious to the show they are giving, or totally aware and still giving it – cuz girls are naughty like that…

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2016

05

Sep

Ashley Benson is a Jogger of the Day

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Chubby Ashley Benson seems to be working out – trying to get fit – since no one wants to be the fat chick – and she’s been the fat chick…life’s a little too easy when you’re famous, on set of a show, making money, and have access to all the donuts you want all day…especially in a body positive world where fat was ok, even though it’s not ok….it is never ok…except in fetish videos…which isn’t usually cast by hollywood agency girls…not those kind of agencies, but pretty much the same thing…

So she works out, with shit she calls pimple cream, but that you know is cum or cum to her…donut glaze…to carry her threw the run….like a horse being led to water with a carrot on a stick…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is god….and going into the weekend…remember that my friend, sloppier than she used to be, but still only 30 and magnifcent – despite her mangled facial injections….and bullshit scandals that all stem from having her life robbed of her by her opportunist parents…I’m talking about the one and only, spilling out of her bathing suit…LINDSAY LOHAN…the queen of my universe…has made a beach bathing suit appearance and I want to lick until it dissolves…which would require a lot of licking…is perfection…everything…bow down to her…she’s the real queen…

I’m a life fan. She is my life work.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Lea Michele in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I usyed to think Lea Michele was a dude…who dressed like a girl – but it turns out after much research staring at the vagina area in these bathing suits for the last 15-30 seconds that she doesn’t seem to have a dick…

She’s just manipulated us in other ways like when her fake hollywood boyfriend had a drug overdose – which threw off the marketing of GLEE…

I’m not sure why she’s decided to become an instagram model, or bikini model, but her ass looks ok…I guess this is what happens when dudes come across trannies before ever knowing they are into trannies…it’s like – “her tits were good”…or “her ass was tight”….then I saw there were balls…so as soon as I finished…I got the fuck out of there”…kind of thing…but she’s doing it…bikini shoots for everyone…this is the instagram vapid whore generation…where anyone in a bikini bikini photoshoots…

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