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2016

16

Aug

Ashley Judd in The Good Kid of the Day

Ashley Judd is pushing 50 years old, she’s around 48 or something, yet still looks like this, because I guess not all the family Genetics are Wynonna…

You see, because this one went hot chick in Hollywood, while the other one went fat chick in Country music and I’m glad for that, because I’m old enough to remember all her low level work over the decades being the hot chick and I remember always thinking “I’d totally fuck that”…but then again I’ve had the same feeling towards loose meat sandwiches…

This movie is called GODO KIDS…where Four high school students look to redefine themselves after graduation…sounds like dog shit…dog shit that fucks hot 50 year olds…unless this is a body double…in which case that’s too bad…you know…stay fit, it’s not like there’s anything else to do when you sit on your pile of country music inheritance..

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2016

15

Aug

Lohan Gives Herself an Enema or Practices Suicide of the Day

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Here is some Lohan giving herself an enema – at least according to Lohan:

“Free fall (I probably shouldn’t of gone into a seated position for the fall) lol ????”

In her defence is not that much effort and doesn’t require jumping off yachts onto her ass…she’s been raped figuratively by her family so hard that it manifested into a loose asshole…you know one that she’s cleaning out for her abusive fiancé and their makeup sex, that’s where he cums during herpes outbreaks, make up sex that they have probably already had since girl likes to keep things at a high intensity…it feels passionate….

I like that no one gives a fuck about her being abused in video, while everyone is boycotting Johnny Depp for boycotting his hooker…no one gives a fuck about a fat lohan…expect me..

I wouldn’t go as far as to say Lohan is Porno you should jerk off to, especially not now while barrel bellied, or fat as fuck and haggard, but she is the nostalgic porn worth giving another chance when bored, like revisiting an old crazy friend with great tits who was once magical before that magic was robbed from her but I believe she still has that spark and everyone deserves a little magic sometimes….

If I wanted to see Lohan get an Enema…I’d want it to be with my tongue…

I guess this could be her throwing in the towel, building up the confidence to kill herself, doing some trial runs….at least that’s what the Russian will want us thinking, you know that it’s self inflicted and not some Natalie Wood situation when he loses his temper with her again…anyone who knows lohan knows it will be with pills..

I am still a fan. I still think she’s GOD. Perfection….and here are some dramatic bikini selfies to prove it..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

15

Aug

The Fappening Part Two Seems To Be Happening of the Day

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I don’t know how authentic this story is, I don’t even know where the original Fappening was originally leaked. I remember Reddit, a Conde Nast company, making a lot of fucking money off ads during that time, but I assume the hackers were posting shit everywhere…so somewhere on the internet, a place filled with perverts who like leaking nudes of famous people, and email hacks, and government documents – since nothing is really all that secure and everyone is posting more and more sleazy shit to their “cloud”…like idiots who don’t realize nudes should only be done on polaroid like the 80s…

So names of famewhores including in this release are Demi Lovato, Emily Bett Rickards, Emily Osment, Erin Andrews (Lol), More J.Law, some Kat Dennings, other bitches…Lea Michele DIck Shots, Leighton Meester and who the fuck cares, all this shit is staged for the most part…

So if you’re a low level celebrity, you may want to start taking your nudes to get posted around the time the leak happens – so that you seem important enough to be part of the movement…you know get that press where you can – perfect opportunity for the Victim card…

I guess these is the shit I should be excited about, but don’t really care either way…I guess my passion in celeb pussy has turned to social media pussy – because celebs aren’t that interesting at all now that they are out marketing themselves all the fucking time…amongst a world is filled with fame whores…and random girls who take pussy pics…but I’ll still look and laugh and judge them based on how meaty their cunts are from their real hard work at getting to this point in their careers…

Posted in:SFW|The Fappening

2016

15

Aug

Ariel Winter Still has a Fat Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter loves showing off her ass -it’s hilarious. I don’t know who advised her that mooning the world – or that she’s 5 sizes smaller than she actually is, so that her long ass is barely covered – or maybe it’s her attempt to be a normal teen at the mall, this is how they dress, but overall it is pretty amazing.

Now I don’t love teens with fat asses, I just see what they will look like when they are 25….but I shouldn’t be like that, I should be happy her fat ass isn’t too fat yet, it’s not like I am going to marry her or her average at best face….I am just going to stare at her cellulite thickness – that she’s willingly showing the world….owning her body, because being rich and famous and on a TV show isn’t enough self expression for her, she wants dudes jerking off to her…and dudes are jerking off to her, mainly weridos who watched her grow up like the Neighbor’s daughter…but I’d assume some black dudes are too…

It’s all in good fun, I think all girls should dress like this, body positive makes for better content for my eyes, looking on confused as to why it happened…but still looking..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

15

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Bike Ride of the Day

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Bella Thorne hasn’t been whoring as well as she whored around her 18th birthday, it’s like it worked for her, dudes jerked off and left hilarious and perverted comments on her feed, giving her the confidence, reminding of the praise her parents used to give her when she was first getting into the scene and they needed her to be confident and producing – showing up on set with a smile – delivering decent performances – securing her place in the entertainment industry…

So It’s nice to see her out in her bikini top on a bike…like she was still hungry for followers…now that she has all the followers she’s losing her edge – but still looks 40 playing an 18 year old to me…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

15

Aug

Rhian Sugden’s Bikini of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene or that it is even a Glamour Model scene anymore..I mean it was a dated thing when the internet happened and 10 years ago it was already done – but a few of these girls, like this one – who is now 29 were able to get in on the final years, when it meant something to have silly tits you’d show off in shitty shoots…opening doors for reality show casting, pervert fans who still buy calendars and soccer player boyfriends and husbands…

I am not in the UK…but can say putting tits in the daily paper is the best hting they’ve contributed to the world…in the history of the UK….this is their peak…I mean finding hot girls with all their teeth who aren’t grey skinned is the countryside is up there with colonizing the western world…

She’s 29 and represents and still has huge tits..

TO SEE HER TITS IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE 130 Pages of Page 3 Girls CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rhian Sugden|SFW

2016

15

Aug

Rita Ora’s Panty Flash of the Day

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It must be nice for Rita Ora now that she’s made it on TV, after making it with a record label despite no one having ever heard any of her songs, to be in a position where she only needs to flash her panties to get attention and where she wants, instead of actually having the slide them to the side to take dick in her to get ahead…you know to pretend that she likes it..

Not to mention, her duck face doesn’t have to be a basic duck face, you know a poor girl with selfie cam on looking all Jersey Shore, she can use make-up artists to fill up those lips, so that when she poses with a half open mouth, attempting to be erotic, she doesn’t look as desperate as we can all assume she is – since she hasn’t really made it yet…

????

A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Aug 14, 2016 at 3:07pm PDT

I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s got great tits.

TO SEE HER TITS IN A GOLD DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

15

Aug

Ashley Benson Tits in a Bikini Top While Covering her Gut of the Day

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Juicy Ashley Benson…still hasn’t taken advantage of the on set trainer and nutritionist…because she’s in a bikini and covering her gut – focusing on her tits – like EVERY fat girl does…because we all like tits…great tits, shitty tits, we are men and we like to objectify girls and determine their worth by their tits…especially when they are smart enough to just tight crop the tits – so we don’t need to see the rest of her failures..

I guess what I am saying is that I like this Ashley Benson – so here’s a titty grab complete with her sleep apnea neck…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

15

Aug

Dakota Fanning’s Paddleboard Ass Eats a Fried Twinkie the Drinks Coconut Water while her Sister Promotes Coca Cola of the Day

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Sometimes, you just need to check in on the creepy Dakota Fannings – you know if you remember her as an oscar nominated kid who is now a broken adult with a lot of money – public display of Paddleboarding on the lake, in the lamest of butt shots, because with the older sister syndrome…she’s not as confident as she should be…

Then she ate a fried Twinkie….probably (obviously) paid for….

And she washed it down with coconut water….all while her younger hotter sister who was riding her coattails to get to this level of success, booking the better and higher paying jobs – thansk to the parents mastering the exploiting of their children so well with Dakota…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

15

Aug

Selena Gomez Fucks on Stage of the Day

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Subtle…

She’s doing the Taylor Swift – pandering to loser chicks who can’t keep dudes because they aren’t hot enough – and don’t suck dick enough – because there’s always another hot chick around the corner out to use you for your money, celebrity, cock, etc…down to suck your dick because you pay her – or because her dad didn’t love her enough…making putting up with a whiney Selena Gomez, spoiled Disney Kid Selena Gomez…something not worth doing, unless you are an opportunist trying to get your own level of fame and fortune on her back…see cuz it’s hard to go viral on social media these days…..

So her song is called “Feel Me”…but people call it the “I dated a fuck boy anthem”…
So her lyrics are like :

“No one loves you like I love you
I never cheated, never lied
I never put no one above you
I gave you space and time
And now you’re telling me you miss me
And I’m still on your mind”

Shut the fuck up you broken, emotional needy caricature we know is making all that up…trying to connect with other girls who don’t look in the mirror and take responsibility for getting cheated on or dumped…

Her lyrics go onto:

“Every time your lips touch another
I want you to feel me, I want you to feel me
Every time you dance with somebody
I want you to feel me, I want you to feel me”

I mean…by feel me does she mean “jerk off to the sex videos we shot when you’re bored and revisiting the past”…or does she mean “I’ll still fuck you – proven in the fact that I write songs about you”….

There’s more…remember she didn’t even right this song…so it’s all vapid meaningless words that are based on her bullshit relationship – but that have nothing to do with her actual feelings, since she’s a puppet with no feelings – trying to cash in at the expense of dumb girls…

So….

“When she ain’t giving you enough to get you through the night
I won’t be caught up in the middle
Through your highs and your lows
Baby, long as you’re not with me, you’ll always be alone.”

Pretty much what I already said, go to the ex girl when you don’t want to throw off the new girl, or when you’re in the mood to get off to old pussy, it usually happens on Sunday nights…

I love that people are writing about this – like it’s news, like it matters, like it’s real, like it’s not vapid smut – without the close up penetration pictures…garbage..

I love that I just read Selena Gomez song lyrics she didn’t write..like they fucking matter…to prove a point that doesn’t matter…like that Rage Against the Machine was owned by Sony Music which was the Machine…if you know what I mean…

Here’s a recap of her instagram fight with bieber – people – not us – but people – care about…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

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