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2016

12

Aug

Selena Gomez Takes Her Tits in a Crop Top Salsa Dancing of the Day

Selena Gomez, dying of LUPUS, has partnered up with Make a Wish Foundation and created this whole “I am not a low level actor with a huge fan base, I am a pop star”….and even after her Chemotherapy, a treatment that destroys little kids, makes them deaf, not just tone deaf, and a treatment she exploits to get sympathy for her “weight gain”…which is code for breast implants…just makes me hate her – not that I care enough to hate her – but you know what I mean – when I see her dancing around – I see a well trained puppet, dancing money, pile of garbage that has scammed the world thanks to Disney…and know she’s likely one of the worst humans, scamming the world with her lies, making money doing it….and that’s not what should be leading the kids who follow her…that’s what helps the kids become bigger pieces of shit than they’ve ever been.

Thanks Selena…maybe she’ll have a similar fate to the other Selena…maybe she will follow her lead already…as she has been…or maybe she’ll keep on fucking winning – and dancing about it…with her tits in a crop top….

TO SEE HER GRUMPY AT THE AIRPORT CLICK HERE

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2016

12

Aug

My Tribute to the #burkini’s Banned in Cannes France of the DAy

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The Burkini was just banned on the beaches of Cannes, so I decided to make a tribute video to the beauty of swimming fully clothed for the sake of religion, because you don’t need to be half naked to enjoy the sea…..

I’ve seen women rocking the burkini at the local pool, at the beach, in pictures and I find the whole thing ridiculous unless you have a sun alergy, up on some Ginger shit, mainly because I am a pervert who likes half naked sluts…

But then again, if everyone wore a bikini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…I won’t need spread asshole anymore…I’ll be reset and back to normal..

I don’t hate one religion, I hate all religion, get it together people, it’s called Science…so dressing like this in the South of France, the land of toplessness – should be banned for raining on our pervert parade…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

11

Aug

Katy Perry Panty Flash in France of the Day

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The highlight of my life wasn’t sitting on a couch next to Katy Perry, if anything it depressed me because she’s clearly confused about her fame and fortune – or what to do with it – and is trying to find some sense of normalcy that I should have presented her on my hand in the form of my load for her to insert in herself after rubbing her clit with it- to make me a child with a famous and rich set of tits…

I just felt she was easily manipulated by assholes who know how to manipulate weirdo girls who grew up in a cult…and that she was large, like real large, those tits don’t even look like the watermelons they are while presented against her broad back…

So seeing her flash her panties for Orlando Bloom – knowing he’s gaming her hard – to fuck with her head because he’s a manipulative spoiled entitled actor…reacting to his ex wife remarrying someone better than him…makes me sad…because it’s not her flashing her tits…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Taylor Swift Really Working on her Ass Cheeks of the Day

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Taylor Swift is on some PR hustle – because yesterday SHE WAS OUT IN LEGGINGS ROCKING THE MOST INSANE CAMELTOE SHE HAD TO NO SHE WAS ROCKING ….

And today…she’s in little skimpy shorts – she’s pulling her cameltoe out of…

And bother days…she’s been the fucking worst, a scam, a marketing machine who lies to her fans, and isn’t anything she pretends to be…because entertainment is deception designed to make people a lot of money in the process off the backs on insecure regulars…

But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate her attempt to go from mousy weird girl – to busty girl who spends everyday in the gym doing squats…because lanky skinny girls building out a body to fuck the world with a they fuck the world and pretend the world is breaking their heart…when they don’t even have a heart..is exciting….but not that exciting…it’s still Taylor Swift…the devil…

People are excited about this…I don’t get it…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

11

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Jump Fetish Video of the Day

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Bella Thorne is at the peak of her career at 18, despite looking 40….so let’s watch a video of her out in the sun, not melting like the two twin redheads I saw yesterday – burned the fuck up…because red heads can be hot when they aren’t freakish looking – but they are usually freakish looking…really fucking freakish looking….while this one is lovely in her subtle whoring, strategic whoring, accessible whoring, getting hired to be the new Lohan whoring, fitness whoring, hot body whoring, WHORING…

Doing cannon balls…like she’s not a whore…whored by her parents to the entertainment industry…not robbed of her childhood and still having fun….

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2016

11

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s Lazy Workout Video of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this fitness video because she’s not 300 pounds anymore – so she’s clearly someone who knows fitness, thanks to trainers and personal chefs and a million dollar weight watcher contracts that depended on her getting in shape, she even tried to get pregnant to get out of it..but she powered through – is still chubby, probably got some liposuction or stomach stapling – because based on her warm-up video for her fat audience that shop the Jessica Simpson collection at Walmart or Target – she’s never actually worked out before…she looks awkward and confused “this isn’t a turkey leg or pizza slice or baby back ribs, what do I do with it”….

But weirdly enough, I still like it…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day

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I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects…

So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this…

Posted in:Ashley Smith|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day

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Chloe Grace Moretz posted these black and white – romantic day at the beach – probably shot by rich kid David Beckham TRUST fund Spice Junior…

You know before slamming her up the ass like most of these non-committal youth that grew up on porn pass each other around, and perpetuate chlamydia through the halls of Senior Year high school…they grew up on porn and know how to face fuck….and it’s all so exciting..but not really, these pics are nothing like the selfies I want to see, or the amateur sex pics I want to see, oh baby nice upper back – I’m so hard….because pussy and asshole are just so fucking standard…we need to go obscure and high concept….step it the fuck up girl…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Malia Obama Smokes Weed of the Day

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The fact that weed is illegal is just stupid, the fact people are in jail, in the system over weed is ridiculous. I don’t smoke weed, but there is nothing wrong with people who do, plus it relaxes girls you invite over at 4 am to smoke a joint to get them to suck your dick like a good stoned girl..

So I don’t think there’s any issue with some rich kid smoking a joint at a music festival..she turned 18 a month ago, let her be her own person, and not a representative of her President father..

I don’t think her Twerking THAT I POSTED HERE was a big deal…and this sure as fuck isn’t a big deal…but I think weird Christians that make up America do…even if they are the same people having weird gay meth parties in the back of their evangelical churches…

IT’S WEED FUCK….not a big deal.

I wonder if posting this will get the FBI knocking on my door for showing how bad little hot Obama is…being like every other 18 year old…right..

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