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2016

11

Aug

Lais Ribeiro for Love and Lemons of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model.

She’s got huge tits, and is being used in some premium lingerie brand’s lookbook, but she’s best known for being a Brazilian that the evil Victoria’s Secret empire cultivated in their Brazilian training facility, where they abduct women or buy women from their family, to have cheap and amazing workers for their catalogs…and if you’ve seen brazil, her family doesn’t notice, they are too busy trying to stay alive / attending Olympic events…Brazil pride..

I find it weird that Love and Lemons would use a VS model, when they can use other models who don’t work for the bootleg lingerie made in China…it’s like getting a TV commercial reality show actor to star in as your President….

But she’s all ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….my staring at tits, not anything else, these are just sex dolls that get sold to rich dudes and nothing more, but they can take over my staring at their tits in these pictures of her…it’s their talent, what they are paid for…

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2016

11

Aug

Em Rat Cow Whores Up the United Nations Fund Dinner of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Em Rat Cow doesn’t care about the United Nations, Philanthropic efforts, or anything related to doing good in the world…because if she did, she wouldn’t be a vapid, nude model, who flashes her tits to get followers…

She’s like the Sugar baby on snapchat who just got a nose job from a dude who paid for her nose job, crying because she’s on meds and watching Syrian refugee videos…

She’s out for her damn self, she thinks she matters, that she’s got talent, that she’s got more to offer the world…and the UN event was just a good way to get on a red carpet, a good way to get her tits out to the paparazzi, an a good angle to pretend she’s not a calculating, superfical scammer trying to scam…because she thinks she’s hot enough…

Great tits though, tits for charity, even if intentions are for their damn self, are still tits…

What a joker…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

11

Aug

Hillary Holmes Does Fat Chick Modeling Right of the Day

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Hillary Holmes: Fat Chick model, doing fat chick modeling right, because she’s officially just a larger girl, and not a slob who looks like she’s got diabetes, high blood pressure and will be in a motorized scooter in vegas – going from slot machine to slot machine….waiting to die prematurely..

Now I don’t love fat chicks, I married one, and wiping her ass is disgusting, but I need to do it before eating her out so I don’t get ecoli.

I don’t like gross fat chicks, especially entitled ones who don’t act like they are fat, but rather like they are hot. All loud and annoying. I don’t mind gross fat if it’s broken and sad and lonely and willing to suck my dick…

But I do like handsome, substantial, large and strong women, with toned stomachs and massive hips and asses, but probably because I can’t fuck them since my dick doesn’t reach…or penetrate the egg hole…but I still like lookin’ at them…so here’s some fat chick model who does plus sized right..

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2016

11

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day

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This family is such fucking garbage…but they are masters of illusion, the David Copperfields of our generation, because they have managed to use some science, make-up, medical procedures and strategic hustle – to convince millions of people that they hot…

Moving fat from her 18 year old gut, to her ass, to make some weirdly shaped non-human human, something her family is into, they are all fucking monsters…

Yet…brands pay them millions and millions of dollars….why can’t brands just say no…cut them off…and move society and humanity forward. I mean it’d make for an interesting scrambling I’d like to see from the family…trying to fix what is broken…but instead – everyone keeps giving them what they want and they continue to give me nothing I want…not with them, or not with all the other young sluts that now look like this…it’s fucked…

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2016

10

Aug

Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day

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I forgot about Michelle Jenneke, I mean hurdling is not really in my day to day thought process – and a girl who had a cute dance in her warm up before doing some hurdles back in 2012 – isn’t quite enough visibility for me to really give a fuck, and even now, when we are knee deep in Rio, I don’t give a fuck, but she’s been posting slutty Australian uniform selfies, and that’s the line of work I’m in…I am a believer in all things slutty – especially when it is topical….even if this athlete isn’t as hot as she looked in that warm up video, she’s still fit as fuck and accomplished which is more than we can say for all the other whores I actually follow on this social media bullshit…

I guess what I’m saying is – this is what puts me in more of they Olympic spirit – when Female Rugby has made the Olympics un-jerk-off-able…

9 days! #Rio2016

A video posted by Michelle Jenneke (@mjenneke93) on Aug 7, 2016 at 5:01pm PDT

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2016

10

Aug

Garbage Can Kylie Jenner Turns 40 of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a puppet for her egotistical, materialistic, shameless, whore of a mother – who is living her dreams through the kids that have been shat out of her massive, very fucking massive, it’s gotta be massive vagina…

The kind of woman who attracts trannies and men who kill their wives – while dating a wallet…who can only instil shitty morals and values in her uneducated, vapid, money making garbage kids – who for some reason is “famous” or an “influencer” which is code for bullshit, because bitch doesn’t do anything but hang around, jack up her face by stapling flesh to it, looking 40, all dumpy and porny, which has created a trend that you’ll see if you leave the house of other 18 year olds looking this dumb as fuck…and the whole thing has no value, substance..but shit can move sneakers and lip liner…

She’s in a bikini, because that’s what whores do, and you can’t really blame her for being born into this, and riding what everyone wishes they had, you can only blame her for not killing herself yet….but it may happen, they can’t be this relevant forever…and dealing with that rejection will destroy her…let’s help destroy her…she’s their golden ticket…we need her and her doughy clown vibe eliminated

happy birthday to me

A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Aug 10, 2016 at 7:00am PDT

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2016

10

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

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Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con….

Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use…

Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken….

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

10

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

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When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara….

I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns…

Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits…

The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy…

The worst…

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Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2016

10

Aug

Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day

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I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish..and I could be wrong about you, maybe you’re rich and awesome and get laid and come here to feel better about yourself…so you could know who Leven Rambin Parrack…but I don’t…I am sure I’ve done posts on her before – but can’t be too sure – this is all on repeat…

Well she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that…and now she’s in a see through dress…

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2016

10

Aug

Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney was the jailbait in Olympic Gymnastics that was white and possibly worth jerking off to – as the pervert you are – with pride for your gold medal team….and she’s missing from Gymnastics this year, which is all 4 foot 8 boxy midgets running the USA dream team of zero angelic or erotic use of that flexibility, and 100 percent little tanks designed to do really ridiculous freak show shit…

So Mckayla Maroney got into her fame and fortune from the last Olympics, decided she pleased her family that forced her into this shit, and could focus on being a social media whore…and fans…that she’s spent 4 years slutting out on…

HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK

In being a social media whore, she’s been doing squats all fucking day, knowing her sex appeal, knowing her fans are pervert dudes and loving it…all while being clueless enough as to what men are actually into – as she turns herself into a Kardashian or Jenner…the cool kids of her generation…

And I’m OK with this ass…it’s so big and awkward and amazing to think she’s been working on this for the last 4 years..while her teammates were working on winning another gold…

She looks like she’s got face filler also…typical…