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2016

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend wasn’t meeting some hippie 70 year old woman who made sex toys out of drift wood that she wanted to lure me back to her tent camp to watch, which I would have done if she wasn’t homeless and covered in what smelled like feces….not to mention I had plans to go to the gutter stripclub where the girls were the most broken, who couldn’t work the other strip clubs because of their bad Behavior and anger issues, only to see one of the better shows of my life where a very large Stripper did acrobatics before bringing a guy in stage, carrying him around like a purse by his underwear waistband before ripping his underwear off and shoving her shoe heel in his ass…not really a dream of mine to witness but to say the artistry of striptease is dead is wrong..and it felt good to know it’s being kept alive by man hating, possibly molested, women.

Short White Shorts
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Julianne Hough Must Fuck her Brother
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The Crazy Save in Baton Rouge
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Skinny, Smokjng, Starving Madonna – in 1978
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Chloe Khan – Big Breasted Big Brother Big Who Gives a Fuck
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She Thinks She’s Faster than Usain Bolt
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Blake Shelton – Racist Homophobe…
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Rita Ora – Nude Dress – Not Nude
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Employee of the Month
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2016

14

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Staged Beach Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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Stephen Dorff’s groupie pussy, that along with all his groupie pussy, since he’s a notorious womanizer, who is no longer with Stephen Dorf is trying to navigate…they broke up in December, as if they were every dating…not that you should care about what she sticks in her pussy, but maybe you care about her hot shoot from Decemeber 2015, when her and Stephen Dorff were splitting up…for GQ – CLICK HERE

Or maybe you’re into her – at an event the other day – all big tits CLICK HERE …

Or maybe you like staged paparazzi of her awesome tits, tits so awesome they could feed an african village if they were milk filled – and not bullshit fame filled – tasting like broken dreams, desperation- but with a hint of fame – because she turned her insta big titty for the pervert Florida based modeling to getting cast on a TV show about stars…before ever being a star…

I’m not against her, just don’t love her horse face, but if you saw some of the faces I’ve fucked, from rashes to missing crucial parts, I don’t hate it so bad…..she’s good, just not good at anything…but maybe letting dudes who can hook her up stick their dicks in her…and not cry “sexual assault”….you know a short skirt wearing who wants the rape if they can do a barter…

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Here’s some “bonus” lingerie pics..

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2016

14

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Birthday Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner making dreams come true – for her mom…and probably not herself, but she’s a vapid cunt with a vapid cunt and a really cartoon like body thanks to jacking up her face and waist and ass with sugeries at 18…because that’s the world we live in – and I guess when your older sister is a fucking scam, lie – and your dad can’t even secure a gender…you’re left with misguided ideals…

So at 19, looking 45, with paid paparazzi, cashing in on the most basic formula as a family that doesn’t disappear – because like rats, infesting your basement, they just keep breeding and pestering us….all in a bikini with a clown body…posing like a pro because this is all she knows, like all these Olympians following their Olympian father / it’s lead…only the media whoring way, not the decathalon, that shit’s for fucking losers…while posing like a model – for you fans…that shit’s for easy money and money is everything to those with no souls or substance – who do no good and who perpetuate a lifestyle girls now expect, want and do sex work to get…GODO JOB…we need more hookers…never enough hookers…give me more hookers…

Look, she’s staging photoshoots on the beach of some magazine quality beach on her birthday….on my 19th birthday I was sleeping in a bus station wasted and hoping one of the street punk girls would invite me back to her squat to bang, only when he did, she was on her period and it smelled so bad as she had some satantic experience…. convulsing from the drugs…only for me to sneak out after trying to wash myself with a sink that had no running water…keeping that street kid period on me for a week…and that’s how I spent my 19th birthday…challenging HIV…

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2016

12

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Pandering as she Whistles of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale wanted to demonstrate how she whistles for her fans…you know the creepiest fucking dudes who obsess over women who have been in movies ever…

I don’t know why she draws in the weirdos, but I do know that this picture probably destroys them in their testicles and makes them shit themselves thanks to the rupture / rapture that happens to their prostate…and spending their life sitting / gaming / doesn’t do good things to prostates…

That said, she knows exactly what she’s doing – the cocktease – the aggressive cocktease – like every girl I’ve ever talked to or seen that hasn’t let me fuck her…those temptress whores..

Yeah – whistling…not looking like she’s sucking her juices off a set of fingers – before being forced to gag on those fingers while getting slammed – whistling is all I see in this pic…HARLOT!!!

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2016

12

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day

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Ariel Winter is overrated and oversized – but she’s wearing the shorts every girl under 25 – with her full ass exposed, in my time these were called panties….there were barely any thongs and you’d see less ass cheek than this when you were fucking a bitch…but today it is called style, style that doesn’t restrict chubby girls from participating, its one of those should be self regulated – but when you’re over celebrated and paid – you just assume your pervert fans what to see this – and they do, they’ve been watching you grow up on TV and feel like they know you – and in knowing you – showing ass cheek is the only way to keep them involved…

I just see this ending at 340 lbs in the next 10 years when her show is canceled, but like all 18 year olds, worth fucking before they get too broken and bloated – even if a life in entertainment has already broken this one…she’s not so bad yet…but she’s not so good either..

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She did it again – Later that Night….shorts too short…shorts too tight…shorts…too good…shorts…that would look better than

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2016

12

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day

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Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence…

Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie…

The fact is…she looks good….

Here are screenshots….

Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie…

Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen…

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2016

12

Aug

Kaia Gerber Modeling of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is 14 or 15 years old…and they think she is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents….the parents who are Cindy Crawford and Gerber babyfood heir Randy Gerber…

The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, her dad has a trust fund and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, for pervert marketers, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 17….back in the 90s

Maybe mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…or maybe a celebrated daugher makes her feel good about herself, you know because she sees herself in her daughter, and her daughter is probably all about it because like all girls her age they need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated…

It’s weird…

Here she is for Teen Vogue…a new icon / leader in the making..

Here she is from instagram….

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2016

12

Aug

Mariah Carey on Her Yacht with Huge Tits of the Day

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I saw this video of Mariah Carey talking about “his and her” yachts, because she’s obviously obnoxious – it’s all part of her hustle, that was having the voice of an angel – and the ego of the worst woman in the fucking world – who would be so annoying to have to deal with – so annoying that her fiance – the billionaire – keeps her on her own boat so that he can fuck the young social media sluts / models who really love yachts..it makes for great selfies…you know leave the old fat chick in sight but not in close quarters on your massive freighter – because she’s the worse…but clearly better than Miranda Kerr, his last girlfriend…

This isn’t exciting, it’s just funny to see what type of interview Entertainment Tonight is pulling, what garbage – sucking up to her in a weird and uncomfortable way – and people actually watch this shit, but at least she’s in a bikini – her big old tits make her interesting – because without them she’s just some medicated weird, tacky, rich woman.

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2016

12

Aug

Jessica Lucus Bikini Pic of the Day

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Jessica Lucus is some Canadian actress, who is half black – but you won’t notice – because you are a social justice warrior who sees us all as one species, the human species…one color…beige…unless it comes down to being a pain in the ass trying to defend the rights of other cultures you don’t understand – defending them against how the white masses portray them in the media, or how the white masses view them…when really normal people, like me, don’t give a fuck about anything a bitch does, or where she’s from, or how tanned or asian or mexican she is…we just care if she’s half naked and looks decent half naked and this Jessica Lucus from some show called Gotham looks alright to me in bikini selfies she’s using to help her marketing…

This picture is from April – but I guess it finally penetrated the mainstream – like the mainstream penetrated her…

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2016

12

Aug

Tyga Struggles with Sea Monster Kyle Jenner of the Day

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Kylie Jenner paid the paparazzi, or maybe the paparazzi paid Kylie Jenner to let them shoot her birthday bikini party with Tyga and other idiot rich kid brats that other kids seem to idolize because they are dumb and eat anything they are fed thanks to growing up on this shit…and being mindless, chipped and tracked, idiots who think they are free thinkers and creative geniuses, but are really all the fucking same.

It actually impresses me that a girl so ugly, so monstrous, so large that her athletic boyfriend struggles to lift her, maybe her boner is hitting him in a pressure point in his back, or maybe, he’s a pussy…unable to swim…but I guesss that Swimmer who won last night shifted that race sterotype…

But seriously, liposuction, lazy, sloppy, with a flat stomach because she’s 19 and gets the fat re-instated to what looks like a mom ass…all while rocking a troll face…is what leads the youth in their decision making…

This isn’t hot, interesting, inspiring or compelling, but I guess vapid and apathetic is what we’ve become…NEED MORE CLICK BAIT…NEED MORE SMUT…DISTRACT AND DESTROY…

Garbage…

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