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2016

27

Jun

Valerie van der Graaf Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf is some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…

She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….

I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.

And now she’s in Playboy, showing her ass, and some tit, but not all of her tit, because this is Playboy the Instagram years, trying to give the instagram vibe – with no nipples…in the dumbest fucking business decision…they could have made…

The photographer is David Bellemere, who’s great, the model is great, but what the fuck is this no nipple..

Bellemere shoots for Victoria’s Secret…nipples – but NO – not for Playboy – that would just make too much sense…

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2016

27

Jun

Lise Olsen Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

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Lise Olsen is a Norway model and she’s in the lastest issue of Playboy, that’s non nude – because Playboy feels they shouldn’t show you naked girls – when you can just go to their pay site to see all the stripper trash willing to get naked for Playboy – but the magazine can remain artistic, with quality shoots, integrity – that is ad friendly and not at all what Playboy was or means to people – while Vogue and all the other men’s mags are going more naked…their advisers are like “let’s turn Playboy in instagram, you know shitty staged shoots of decent models by good photographers that looks like shit was pissed on because instagram is popular”…..So playboy has turned into Instagram….curated nonsense…

Posted in:Lise Olsen|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Jennifer Not So Pregnant Hard Nipples Aniston of the Day

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I guess Jennifer Aniston shat out her rumored bikini baby….because that’s what happens when no one wants to knock you up…but at least she’s still got her iconic hard nipples that made her famous on one of the most popular, yet horrible shows of all time, but it was the 90s, pre porn and hard nipples was good enough to jerk off to…

Because just because people get old, doesn’t mean her hard nipples get old, it just means they’ll probably never feed a baby – because menopause!

Why bother bringing a baby into the world anyway Jennifer Aniston, you’ve gone this long without one, the ego was more into self preservation by not destroying the pussy, and conveniently most men ran from her terror…so she didn’t have to bother with that shit…instead of the ego that wants little clones to stare at and worship…..when you can just show nipples in a tight shirt as your legacy…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Hilary Duff Strong Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff has pretty strong legs..strong legs most of her fans would love wrapped around their neck, being choked out as she rides their face, because seeing her fuck hole where the baby was shat out of excites them – because Hilary Duff fans are weird…

I think they are a little terrifying like Serena Williams but functional when her husband has his pro Hockey Team haze her to build moral…she can kick back harder and harder..as they destroy her in what may be the only way she can come…famous people are weird…the money, the praise, all that other shit…just gets to their head..

I have a big of a strong leg fetish, alone with my pee fetish, it’s pretty recent..and I don’t know why I like a nice big toned leg, maybe it is because I know the girl can squat hard bouncing on m dick – or maybe it’s because she can start moving heaving objects around for me while I nap…either way…they are good, even if they aren’t that good…

She posed a see through enough dress on social media for you to masturbate to..

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day

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Life.

Happens…or happened…

There was a time when Erin Heatherton was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…..That was the peak of her existence, but like most people, she probably had no idea it was going to end. She was a new face at Victoria’s Secret, she was being marketed by an A-Lister everyone wants to fuck, especially models – because his co-sign is the only co-sign…but then she got fired, feel off the map, went into a deep cookies and ice cream depression that she clearly at herself out of….the pressure of being a starving model fucks metabolisms…but luckily she’s in an era where fat models can exist, if anything they are all the fucking celebrated – by everyone but the person paying for their dinner!

Remember the good times…

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Posted in:Erin Heatherton|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Ugly Betty – Still Ugly of the DAy

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This just in….Ugly Betty….is Still Ugly….and she’s wearing a bikini…but still ugly…but in a bikini…so I’ll look…it comes with having no standards..and loving all women – even the worst women to look at…my instinct is to try to walk in and finger bang her when she’s drunk at a college frat party and claim she wanted it because she’s ugly and wants all male attention that comes her way because it is so rare!! #RapeCulture.

Jokes. Jokes…From what I remember from the weird indy film she was in, she’s actually a good actress and she is from an era where you had to be good to get a show of your own, especially when you were ugly, so ugly that you marketed yourself as ugly and owned being ugly, when there was no such thing as being body positive…something I hate…you plus sized models and your breeding confidence in women who shouldn’t be confident…

I fucking love bikinis on any monster, but even more when it is on unassuming, called herself ugly for a lot of money, embraced it so that she can run off an be on a beach – because her bank account allows it!

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Posted in:SFW|Ugly Betty

2016

24

Jun

Rita Ora Titty Party of the Day

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Rita Ora’s above picture is her promoting some bootleg netflix type device – because netflix isn’t the end all be all of streaming and Rita Ora is down to make any and all money she can because her singing career isn’t paying the fucking bills – but her tits are doing okay for her, they’ve got her at the right table, they’ve got her followers and followers means she can monetize…

She’ll never be the Next Rihanna like she tried to be, but at least she can use her tits at events…everywhere to survive and pull off this American Dream…

She does it for an independent UK…where this titties are from…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Sophia Bush in Jeans of the Day

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Here’s some Sophia Bush not showing her bush for the Sophia Bush fans who I assume are still people reading these kinds of sites – that existed when Sophia Bush was relevant and on a nerdy show nerds fucking loved – because I know the hot young kids of social media aren’t checking in here to read my amazing commentary about a mom aged mom in high waisted jeans looking like a mom in high waisted jeans….

Sometimes I like to give the people what they want…and what they need…to live a better life…because I am compassionate even if I think you’re the fucking worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2016

24

Jun

Cami Morrone Big Titty Grab of the Day

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Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged twat, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, she’s exclusive…and she also released nude pics when she was underage…daring…

Cami Morrone’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got big tits, a hard nipple, and is showing her ass and she hangs with famous people…sounds like she’s too good to be true…but unfortunately her hustle is more cheesy catalog pics….not sex tapes…

Posted in:Cami Morrone|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Kardashians To Distract from the REAL News of Day

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I am sure you’ve been hearing a few things on the news about the UK separation from the EU, because everyone is freaking the fuck out, even though nothing will really change and the UK has been an empire that ruled the world for fucking ever and UNIONS in and of themselves kill business and economy…it’s not like the EU is going to go to war with the UK, or not let UK people into EUROPE, or even trade or do banking in the UK…it’s not that big of a deal..plus why carry the burden of mismanged countries on your back, you got your own shit to deal with….

When people don’t realize what’s actually important…the VAPID hooker /stripper / sluts who make stupid money called the Kardashian Jenners who put up pictures of their mangled, jacked up faces / body / photoshopped everything…because they are disgusting pigs and America fucking loved disgusting pig…

We should focus on who they fuck, what they fuck, if they have testicles, how much their weigh, why they are important, as they cash the fuck in..

It’s WAY more important that the EURO economy crashing..

We all know the only thing that really matters is which Kardashian genitals are exposed today….

Here’s KIM and her CLONE Kylie….one white, one Armenian, both Spray Tanned..freaks…and not in a good way…

Here’s Kendall – the WHITE one – who is AVERAGE looking at best, doing a campaign for Estee Lauder….that looks more like a high school project, but that’s impossible – she dropped out of High School for this spokesmodel whore life…

Seriously – this is who Estee Lauder felt was the face of the make-up brand…I remember when models were iconic not bootleg but good marketers on social media..

Here’s Bruce Jenner import car Marketing….

Posted in:Kardashians|SFW

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