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2016

28

Jun

Cindy Crawford’s Teen Daughter in Bed for Fashion of the Day

In the first minute and a half of this video for MIU MIU, a huge fashion brand, you’ll see the talent they cast for the video is Cindy Crawfrod and Randy Gerber of Gerber baby empire daughter Kaia – laying in bend…in soft focus…gripping her sheets….before walking around the pool in a sheer pool dress, I mean I don’t need to recap this if you just watch the fucking video, before stripping off her clothes, facing a children’s toy and jumping into the pool in a bathing suit, they don’t really show because they focus on her body parts…

I am not a film analyst and I am a pervert – who sees sex in everything I look at…but I would never produce a video like this with someone under the age of 18, because all though it’s not graphic teen erotica – it’s pretty racy or eludes to teen erotica – and that’s just fucking weird – especially when the girl is rich, her parents rich, and has no need to be doing anything like this…

Weird…

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

28

Jun

Ali Michael by Jason Lee Parry of the DAy

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I don’t know if I’m still facebook friends with Jason Lee Parry, but I was for a long time and I always appreciated his pictures for what they were. He was one of the first in modern time to do that instagram vibe – hipster vibe – girl in the desert topless with bush – having a bon fire and running around amongst cactus – hired by brands and urban outfitters to get that 70s, Manson family, sitting around drinking or doing psychedelics on the ranch, typical rich kid looking for purpose shit..

It’s pretty California, played out now, but when girls get naked thinking they are hippies for a dude who takes pics on film like a hippie, I’m more interested than fake photoshoots for instagram – with the hopes of getting enough followers to promote skinny tea detox shit and protein powder – living the dream.

The world is dumb

This model is Ali Michael. She’s done some topless work with pretty important people, but you’ve probably never heard of her, or if you have you can’t place her, since not everyone is meant to be remembered even if they get naked…

Posted in:Ali Michael|SFW

2016

28

Jun

Chloe Graceful Cameltoe Moretz of the Day

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David Beckham’s son may have beat the fuck out of Chloe Grace Moretz’s pussy so hard it’s swollen…

Or maybe she’s just got naturally fat pussy lips…that whenever she slides into leggings that are one size too small..that she jacks up into her pussy because she likes the way it feels, she likes the way people look at her, and she just feels at home with her pussy out there, without putting her pussy out there, because that would make her look like she was having some kind of rich kid turned famous – spoiled and entilted brat – breakdown and this is the next best way to be that exhibitionist…that “HERE IS ALL OF ME, TAKE ALL OF ME, I HAVE SOLD MYSELF TO YOU, FOR MY EGO AND THE EGOs OF MY PARENTS”….

Or maybe, her pussy’s just hungry and eats anything…shoved into it, whether it is offering a movie role or not…

WHO KNOWS…WHO CARES..IT HAPPENED and that’s all that matters to the creepy grown men obsessed fan boy on this Chloe Grace Moretz 18 year old train…who love this shit….but really LOVE her slit…

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER NIPPLES IN A SHEER SHIRT – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Mariah Carey – Not Wearing Pants of the DAy

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Mariah Carey is a crazy person…who is old and bloated like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river after being dead for 10 years, only her death is more gradual, and I guess she’s attempting to slow it down – by showing up places pantsless, or own it and laugh about it, or maybe these rich vapid superstars just don’t realize that they should keep their pants on, because they’ve made it, and can do anything and everything they want now that they don’t have anyone to impress, and when you start out as a whore fucking execs, whoring is pretty much all you know….even if you don’t need to ho no mo…

There’s no rational explanation for her face…or this outfit choice…making noise like a trashy monster…but I guess when it comes to being pantsless, who needs rationalization….we should just stare and not try to ask questions…if you do – it may talk to you – and that is probably more terrifying than this..

I find this fucking odd….across the fucking board…from face to outfit…odd…but odd makes things more fun to fuck…

Fine..it was a leather and lingerie party…her face still has CRAZY eyes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Lohan is not a sea monster – she’s just a monster and I guess it makes sense that Lindsay Lohan, who has jacked up her face, and looks like a beat up stripper, because that’s how she feels on the inside of her life as a puppet her family exploited…would be out in a bathing suit doing the cheesy of cheesy fucking photoshoots – in a bathing suit – for her instagram – because she’s obviously taking a shot at being a gutter, low level prostitute Glamour model – because they are the biggest thing in the UK, and there’s a pretty easy barrier of entry to become one of those….

Next step…Big Brother, but not the Celebrity version..I believe it could happen for what was once the hottest, talentless, not that hot, but hottest freckled star..

I am still a fan of this comeback and I”m ready for more, I’ve unfortunately documented her entire life and I am the unofficial Lohan biographer…from Parentrap to Sam Ronson’s Pussy Trap and everyone in between…I remember…and think she’s amazing, there’s real emotional connection for me – when I see her pics – and I anxiously await her OSCAR – because I know that as long as she doesn’t die, she’s still young enough to get back at it and make that Oscar happen…she just needs to hire me as her assistant – because that’s a purse – I’d be into holding..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW|Uncategorized

2016

27

Jun

Olivia Munn Has Pulled Off the Scam of the Day

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Olivia Munn posted these staged selfie bikini shoot pics for her fans – a group of people she manipulated HARD – thanks to being on some NERD show – Talking NERD shit – back when NERDS watched TV – in a NERD era – when NERDS were all the rage – and NERDS mattered….

It allowed her to get into hollywood movies, through proper navigation – now this…From zero to fucking hero…created by her fans…not all that hot – but clever enough to manipulate the world into giving her what she wants – so that she can afford the luxury of sitting by a pool in selfie bikini shoots…

Good hustle deserves reward…so stare at her photoshopped body – and love it like she wants you to…

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Ariel Winter’s Butt Shot Pose of the Day

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I see you arching that lower back on your party boat…

On your knees with the bathing suit bottom jacked up her ass – in the best way she could…

Her stretch marks are smoothed out – because the world photoshops themselves like a bunch of misleading liars who crave being famous and live their life trying to get famous – because when they aren’t famous they fell inadequate and when they are famous, like Ariel Winter, they are just trying to get a sense of normalcy by whoring out like the rest of the people on instagram – a porn site – that doesn’t market themselves as a porn site – even though all I see is sluts in slutty pics…because tits get hits…

From child star whored out by her parents, to trained by whore Sofia Vergara, to having big tits that pervert dudes liked watching grow up, to now working on promoting her ass – ON HER KNEES…without the round face to distract….this is just weird….

It’s a shameless but shot, but why, bitch gets paid and is on tv..the whoring should be for those trying to get on TV…

But I guess this “empowered by being a whore”…is universal and applies to those who are rich, those who are poor, those with fans and those who want fans – in some basic HUMAN behavior…

In other creepy child stars in bathing suits on boats news – here’s some DAKOTA FANNING…not quite slutty enough for her own post – but still in a bathing suit on the boat – so trendy.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day

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I know you’d assume that Madonna’s daughter couldn’t possibly have nipples, like every human that hasn’t had a mastectomy has….because Madonna is some slippery snake, who tricked the world into thinking she was some Lady Gaga artist of her generation with pop songs and glamour- all sexed up that spoke to the ever loyal and passionate gays – who helped carry her geration to generation since the early 80s….but apparently she breeds humans…latina humans…who don’t wear bras because no one wears bras – this is the selfie / instagram / self involved / porn generation…bras are a sign of the oppressive past, except for the 60s and 70s when no one wore bras, or the 80s when bras didn’t have underwire…

Posted in:Lourdes Leon|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Fergie’s New Single Cover “Milf Money” of the Day

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Fergie’s back and on the hustle, making fun of the fact that she’s old and has kids, but also that she’s got a good dermatologist and photoshop retoucher – that makes her look like she wasn’t the haggard meth addict we all know that she was – after her Disney / child star stint…before the whole Black Eyed Peas shit happened for her – and propelled her to super stardom…

Because 10 years ago, she looked 10 years older than this…and there’s only one thing that logically makes sense…and that is that she’s a fake bitch manipulating all of you through catchy song and dance that isn’t good song and dance but that has money behind it and that can hire scientists to determine what people will respond to…

We live in a world that can cure virus and disease..treat insanity…and there’s no doubt in my mind that billion dollar media companies don’t know exactly how to get loser drone idiots like us to buy into shit…

Even I know how to push product…it all starts with the tits…

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Christen Press’s Ass for ESPN Body Issue of the Day

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Christen Press is a Soccer Player..who I guess is going to the Olympics and who ESPN could use for their body issue to offer something remotely sexy, since most pro athlete women are monsters….with really big legs…ready to eat your soul thanks to the roid rage they have from performance enhancement drugs that were calculated properly as to not

I don’t watch sports – but I do think strong ass, strong legs on a bitch is hot, because I am the opposite of an athlete and like the women who ride me to have the endourance to keep me interested, not that I deserve to be ridden by any girl – but if we’re gonna have sex – I’m not going to be able to get through 5-10 thrusts before passing out – so now I look for fitness, versus crackwhores too lazy to run…

Posted in:Christen Press|SFW

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