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2016

15

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski’s 1800 View video of the Day

I like tracking irrelevance…especially when that irrelevance is in the form of an ego, who thinks she’s important and of value, and who charges brands a lot of money to promote their products, like a bootleg Kardashian who likely has the same plastic surgeon, because of that whole being LA thing…

So Em Rata was an instagram model, who wasn’t even really that good at instagram, who cleverly did a nude shoot because she has great tits, and those tits changed her fucking life, they got her in a music video, put her on the map and got her fucked by Ben Affleck for his movie, totally legitimizing her…garnering millions of fan…not including me, since she blocked me…

And now this mall brand called Express put out a video of her 14 days ago, which is a lifetime in internet terms…

And it got 1800 views…

1800 people out of her “engaged”, obsessed, fan base watched the video…because no one fucking cares bitch, just keep showing us the tits..

At least, for her, she managed to trick this brand to probably bay her 100,000 dollars or more, when she converts for shit…

The end is near…because she’s not even hot…she’s just a fucking lie…a lie no one believes in…except maybe her boyfriend she probably cheats on….for opprotunity…because take what your bird face can get…right…I say stick to showing us your tits.

Here are the shitty pics..

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

15

Mar

#stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day

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We partnered with brilliant, young, fashionable, current, amazing, lovely, mouth oriented photographer Nastia.jpg ….and dry leaf portable stylish amazing vaporizer FEZ …..and together we made some mouth art….because mouths are the most erogenous, romantic zones…because mouths are hot, not only kiss, suck, eat, lick, bite and swell up when ovulating, to seduce…but a good mouth, like good tits, is something women strive for at the plastic surgeon’s office…big lips sink ships and speak to my soul…when suckcing on a vape…being all erotic and shit…seducing me and shit…tongues everywhere and shit…without the shit because that would be gross!

FOR SOME COOL FUCKING VAPES VISIT CLICK HERE

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2016

15

Mar

Courtney Stodden Endorses Bernie Sanders in the Weirdest Way of the Day

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The Highlight of Courtney Stodden WAS HER SEX TAPE that wasn’t a sex tape, but rather just a reminder of the caliber of talent she is….a hooker who TAkES BATHS AND MASTURBATES WITH HER CLOWN TITS …

Not that there is really a highlight to Courtney Stodden, no one even knows who this bitch is, she was in tabloids for being some “teen” bride, despite being 40, with some Actor from LOST or some shit…but the general public, people who don’t pay attention to tabloids, never really happened…even with the SEX TAPE …

Yet she still happened…only now, she’s having a harder time tricking us into thinking she’s young, seeing as she looks 100 fucking years old and broken…she’s Terrifying…but I thought that when she first happened….

She’s attaching herself to anything she can to get some buzz, like this “Bernie Sanders” clip…where her husband wears a Bernie mask and she sings “TALK BERNIE TO ME”…

Crazy, but not really as crazy as Donald Trump winning the election with his half statements because he’s working for Hilary Clinton and/or the media, and the media has created him…I mean if he says boo, all these idiots start to analyzing it, he must be laughing with the free publicity. Just hearing quotes from him is jokes…but seeing people read into it, is even more hilarious. I’m Canadian, so none of this matters, except for the desperation and trashiness in Courtney Stodden’s fake lips and tits…that shit is golden…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

14

Mar

Rita Ora’s Earning Her Keep of the Day

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Rita Ora knows her place in the world…The whore of the party….who at the right party..may get a record deal or a feature on a song….this is really how I assume her entire career – from dating Rob Kardashian to getting “famous” played out…and I appreciate the effort she put in…because I like whores.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

14

Mar

More Kate Upton Monster for V Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton is a monster – in both black and white and in color…

A model, who was lucky enough to have a rich family pay to create her…and Sports Illustrated needed young big tits…to sell issues of a declining magazine pretending she wasn’t fat…despite being fat…only to fade into being whatever it is that she is…but I’ll still put up pictures of her in some kind of fitness pose, that looks like she’s struggling to get up, like she is probably used to everytime she gets off the couch…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

14

Mar

Emma Stern Nielsen Has the Best Mouth in Modeling of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen is the new, who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her…but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…

The kind of girl I would watch masturbate, or have sex, or even eat a popsicle on a hot summer day from a park bench looking on, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will do that to any girl…

But Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking..

Posted in:Emma Stern Nielsen|SFW

2016

14

Mar

Anne Hathaway Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

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The first time I saw ready to drop porn was…disgusting…It made me terrified of mom pussy…

But then about 20 years ago, I was drunk, alone, depressed that I had no women willing to make me babies because I repulsed them. My love life a series of prostitutes and crazy girls…always leaving me high and dry….where I walked into a grocery store and saw a dad buying his kid a chocolate bar or something and I felt empty…turns out…I was just hungover because I am always empty and this would inspire or make things better via being disgusting but felt inspired to watch pregnancy videos or birthing videos on youtube…just because I wanted to see the loop hole … loop hole…literally…to getting pussy on video on youtube…

I ended up doing a yearly series of birthing videos EVERY LABOR DAY to remind myself how gross birthing is…because it is gross…but not as gross as when it is Anne Hathway’s birthing video…because she’s a famous Oscar winner…and by default hated…but she probably won’t release them – this is as close as it gets…and it’s as disgusting…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|SFW

2016

14

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day

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I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck…

Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts..

I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

14

Mar

Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day

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Rihanna wore a see through dress…because she’s subtle…while singing the dumbest fucking songs around…that people fucking love and that made her worth hundreds of billions of dollars…and the right to attend events in see through dresses…something we shouldn’t hate…because that would discourage this kind of behavior when all I want is for it to be more spread vaginaed….

Here she is in a magazine called VOGUE

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

14

Mar

Rhian Sugden Big Tits of the Day

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Instagram killed the Glamour Model star…

Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that that scene matters or that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene….partially because I am not in the UK…but mainly because it is a scene that I hate since topless girls are meant to be strippers, and not given fame and fans that make them think that they are real famous models….especially with social media that proves we don’t need to pay girls to get naked on camera…especially when they look like this and should be banging on camera…because they look and probably act as classy as porn chicks.

But instead they marry UK soccer players who see this as status – which is weird – but happens..