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2016

16

Mar

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Bikini Vacation Porn of the Day

I guess Calvin Harris decided to secure his K-Fed of Taylor Swift, by showing her bikini body off to the world…saying “look my 2 x 4 of a girlfriend is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and has been working on her booty, hopefully via pregnancy, because I need that Child support check for when the world realizes 40 year old DJs are pathetic, lame, and creepy. It’s also a good diversion from all the hookers I fuck on the road, if I post her pic, it’s like I don’t stick my dick in everything with a soul, since I am dating something without a soul and it gets exhausting trying to pretend to care about her money grubbing scam, until 50% of that money is mine, which is the goal”….

At least that’s how I read into this cheesy, but not as cheesy as being a DJ bullshit pics….

All I smell is the Herpes all these fuckers have…

All this to say, what’s with her weird instagram booty pose, this is Taylor Swift, the conservative slut in high waisted shorts…what the fuck is she instagram modeling for..oh right..the DJ…Weird.

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 4:59pm PDT

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2016

15

Mar

Rosie Huntington is Good on HUNGER Magazine of the Day

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Rosie Huntington is on all fours..

That’s all I have to say about that…that is all that matters…that is everything…

I just don’t understand how the cover is so good – and the insides are so shit….but I guess that goes for most models…in terms of their look versus their personality, but maybe I am just angry at them because they all hate me…and don’t grease me or charm me with their best act since they don’t see me as a Sugar Daddy contender…

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2016

15

Mar

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder what kind of weird sex Julianne Hough has had with Ryan Seacrest, seeing as he’s this coked up homosexual in the closet who bangs through every low level model, even offering to buy them tits, to make them his ass fucking, coke snorting sex slaves…at least that’s the story I heard…and the story I heard…is always right..

If America new what their self involved, narcissistic host, who seems like such a good guy was actually like with women…would he still be America’s favorite…I mean probably, he created the Kardashians..they eat that shit up despite how horrible it is…maybe that should be the premise of this whole Make America Great bullshit..

Either way, Julianne Hough is in a bikini.

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2016

15

Mar

Elizabeth Turner in a Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Turner is some whore from Georgia…at least I assume she’s a whore – because that’s what girls who aspire to be bikini models are…

Maybe I am just bitter because in ONE year ago in 5 Days she messaged me asking to feature her on the site…and I never did…but here she is now…her Big tits, too big for me, my window of opportunity closed…left alone to stare at her bikini…

I missed the time I needed to take advantage her, when she needed followers and craved standing out, and was willing to do anything to get there…Now she’s got 100 of thousands of followers…and I’ve failed.

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2016

15

Mar

Juno Temple Tits from Vinyl of the Day

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There’s a show called VINYL, that I’ve never seen because I don’t watch TV, but Juno Temple, who has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works…pretty fascinating, but we are just primates addicted to porn and everything is fucking porn now, even TV shows…good.

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2016

15

Mar

Bella Thorne Pops That Booty of the Day

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At least Bella Thorne Gets it…

I know what you are all thinking but I was realllllly trying to climb in that bird cage ..

Can’t hate a girl with a sense of humor using social media to win, in the most basic of ways, if anything all girls should be doing this…and I guess all girls are doing this…as they should…

They call it the dumbing down of America, just a group of primates excited by a tit because all they do is watch porn all day… but I call it amazing….

Here is a video of her asking for sex…

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2016

15

Mar

Ava Sambora CameltoeHits Rock Bottom Before it Even Starts of the DAy

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Ava Sambora is this amazing, cute, young, youthful, babe that Heather Locklear shat out of her during her Melrose Place Bon Jovi groupie years…

She’s rich, she’s got a budget to be creating content and her own career as a lifestyle blogger, like a Kardashian only less troll like, and more blonde, fit and youthful on the beach…

You know Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween… who may not even be troubled, but just part of the era of social media stardom, and is now taking her modeling to the bottom of the fucking barrel…

You may not know this, but this water company, who I avoid always, since it is owned by an evil paparazzi dude who tried to sue me at least once, understands that staged shitty paparazzi pics on the beach – get picked up by the press…

They use that basic, bottom of the barrel fact to get girls into working for them for free, sometimes even promising them the “billboard” on the Sunset Strip which is a whole pile of bullshit…

The girls they get are washed up, playboy cyber girls and other bottom feeding paparazzi whores…normally escorts…But the pics get picked up, since dude owns the pap agency and blogs like bikini pics…

So it makes absolutely no sense, why a connected girl would look at this route and think it’s good strategy…

She should just call me – I can help.. This is the equivalent of a finding out your daughter is on heroin…not just weed.

Bad. So bad. Hot ass though. Hot young ass though…

Ava…Answer my instagram message.

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2016

15

Mar

Diane Kruger in a Magazine of the Day

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Diane Kruger is almost 40 and she’s pretty fucking hot…

She best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson, because Dawson’s Creek makes American Dreams come true…

Maybe she is also known for her own stab at hollywood by being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and National Treasure 3 and a bunch of other shit she’s getting paid…whatever else she has done before this a photoshoot…

What it comes down to, is she is German..therefore dudes shit on her….and she likes it..

Oh and she’s a Nazi…or from Nazi roots, but with a name like Kruger, maybe she was more from a concentration camp survivor roots…either way…let’s stick to the getting shit on storyline..

Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2016

15

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Pregnancy Fitness of the Day

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I heard a rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant…and that Karlie Kloss, despite her hopes and dreams since Taylor Swift is a good sugar baby, the kind you befriend and let play barbie with you, because she’s a more solid client than Victoria’s Secret, and throw a kid in the mix so guaranteed income comes into the mix for the next 18 years…solid..

But at least they have the shitty poetry of their gym…to hold their cheesy mainstream bullshit rich as fuck lives together…

The charmed life…

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2016

15

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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In an era where everyone is a fucking lesbian, or a hipster with lesbian tendencies, because pussy is fun, especially when wet…and being about eating it rather than getting fucked by dick…despite lesbians loving dick…even though they hate dick…but stick things in them like a dick…and use sperm from dick to make babies…despite hating dick..but loving dick…because guys are gross…is the trend…

I don’t know one dude who ever said how hot or feminine Kristen Stewart is. I haven’t even met Twilight fans who wanted to fuck her, they were about the hotter one…so seeing her kissing her lover is more a question of who takes the more dominant role…while both look equally masculine in this gender fluid world…

I do know that lesbians, like Vegans, love when people know they are lesbian…it is good for business.

Nothing hot here, her love is some French singer named SOKO who can be found at the bank cashing in on this press.

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