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2016

09

Mar

Sienna Miller in a Terribly Boring Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know who this company is, but I do know who Sienna Miller is, and in the early 2000s, she was in fucking everything…she was the rock and roll model from the UK, who I guess Cara Delevingne of today’s generation is most like, only Sienna Miller was more deserving, hotter and a reminder that not all girls in the UK are toothless trolls with grey skin married to Chimney sweepers on an all porridge diet…or stripper looking, fake tan trash from the cheesy fucking lad mags…and that this hipster, natural looking always naked bitch with a hot accent can and does exist..

I guess this campaign reflects that she’s old and lazy now, 10 years for a woman is like 50 years for a man, she’s probably even a mom but I’m not going to look into that, I’d rather google pics of her bush from her glory days….

I’ll post the pics for old times…

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2016

09

Mar

Sophia Bush Possible See Through of the Day

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I love bush. I adore bush. I tell every girl I know to grow bush, because I am a feminist and believe a woman shouldn’t be manipulated by other women to think that men don’t like pubic hair, unless the woman is being manipulated by the other women’s vagina…and I’m watching…the fact of the matter is that dudes don’t care about bush, no matter what they say, that’s just some Kardashian imposed myth that happened in the late 90s…and has become a billion dollar business because historically…men will stick their dick in anything…

I don’t love Sophia Bush….or what is supposed to be her nipples in a see through dress that could just be shadows but they happened and brought a great conversation on bush to the table…so I don’t hate her either..

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Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2016

08

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Mooch Sister of the Day

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A day is not a day if I don’t post fame whoring, self promoting, shameless yet casually low level slutty in her content, calculated cock tease, always in the gym, pretending to be 18 but actually in her late 30s and a mom of three who does this when she’s not helping the kids with their homework…

I am repetitive on this fit body only because I have fucked 18 year olds in the last decade and none spend their lives in the gym and when they do, they don’t look like this…but maybe, it’s hormones in the food, hitting puberty at a young age due to stresses caused by her family whoring her out…

But I still post Bella Thorne everyday, I don’t feel compete if I don’t…she’s manipulated her way into my content cycle…clever thing…for International Women’s Day…reminding girls they can be commodities…

She’s already recruited her hipster sister, who I am convinced is actually her daughter, to pull off the same hustle…cash in when you can….with fitness porn…because you’re still hireable in you slutting…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day

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Ashley Graham was filtered to shit in this Canadian campaign for bridal lingerie, and I guess to some people, people I don’t understand, so is Ashley Graham….

I mean I understand why the Canadian plus-sized clothing chain this is for are excited about her, I mean the fatter AMerica is, the sicker America is, and the more fat chick clothes they sell, so they fucking love this…as does the pharma industry…

I know when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, shit hits way too close to home, and I remember thinking when I married my fat wife that it was just a phase and she’d go back to her old hot self…well it turned out the marriage was a good excuse to get fatter and fatter….to the point you don’t get in the way because her dying would be the fucking best…at least I get to fuck other girls…because if I was forced to stick with fat, I’d probably be the one killing myself more aggressively than I have been all these years…

And when I see a fat chick in lingerie, I feel badly for any bastard turned on by this, or who gets turned on when their fat wife tries to let loose and be sexy in a way far easier than changing her diet and exercising for 4 months, because that dudes life fucking sucks…

And when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, I wonder what kind of asshole is marrying the pig, and if he was like me – down on his luck and in need of someone who covered the rent so that he could run a titty blog…because I can’t imagine even the skinny dudes you see with fat chicks like it…

I guess she’s not terrible, it’s disgusting, but not disgusting enough to say no to if it stuck your dick down her throat confusing it for a cocktail wiener….Ashley Graham gets laid…probably a lot but it’s still representative of all that is wrong with America…we need skinny girls to be our idols…not empowered fat girls…who claim they are healthy despite science telling a different story..

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Gigi Hadid for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is so played out…and now she’s in CR Fashion Book, because all these people buy into her bullshit, they need a story, they need a focal point, and she’s not a Kardashian, even though she’s an honorary Kardashian, possibly financed by or hiring the Kardashians to be her PR team, giving them a cut of her money, but still not rocking the same shitty name…or genetics…meaning anyone who wants that audience but doesn’t want to be an obvious sell out with the vapid cunts….while still being a sell out and reaching the same social media audience – that was paid for, but happened, making her a legit model…while it was just some rich girl fantasy job….because that’s the world we live in..

People idolize this twat who has accomplished so much in such a short period of time, being featured in everything, everywhere…for NO fucking reason beyond being the better of two evils…

Either way…garbage…

HERE’S THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO WITH A BUNCH OF THE OTHER TRICK’S THEY USED:

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

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I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole….

But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole…

Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage…

Either way, this is her best work…fine here’s her panty flash for attention because she’s a fucking hack who needs her tits and pussy to get her paid attention to…

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Here she is stuck in an elevator:

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

08

Mar

On Set for Baywatch of the Day

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Other than the pussy that Leonardo DiCaprio violated, in the pose he did it in, because he’s gay, and probably didn’t really violate, but rather was violated and just made relevant, because otherwise she’d just be some bikini model..for some nothing magazine, and instead she’s on Baywatch – Kelly Rohrbach….

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The highlight of the behind the scenes on Baywatch set has been this ethnic girl named “Ilfenesh”….who is one some show called “BILLIONS”…becasue Hollywood is giving ethnics a chance…to try to shut up the politically correct people who hate racists..but mainly because the behind the scenes picture of her ass is more interesting than the shit the other girls are posting.

Daddoria was showing her flexbility and tit that seems smaller than on set also…since we like flexibility…

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Posted in:Baywatch|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Charlotte McKinney for Gosee Magazine of the Day

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America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it…

She was famous before being famous and is still not famous but is famous, which I know doesn’t make sense, but she did Dancing With the Stars without any star, and has since done countless tit photoshoots…and is still not famous, but has been on TV which still makes her famous enough…but still a fucking beat up nobody with huge tits….and huge tits in America is all that matters….

So here’s a trashy shoot with her, because every shoot with her is trashy, but these actual pics are fucking garbage, on some paparazzi looking caliber photoshoot..but that’s the best she’s got…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Selena Gomez Caged n Tits of the Day

Everyone gets excited over Selena Gomez’s tits….which is amazing, because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Selena Gomez. The biggest thing she’s ever done, was sex offend Justin Beiber, and that’s nothing to really brag about, but instead she’s going to the media crying about him, which in and of itself should make you hate the bitch….all while being bloated from her LUPUS steroids, possibly rocking a new set of tits, that we can assume are implants, but that she’s never confirmed are implants, and that are hard to decipher as implants, because the rest of her is boxy….but she will not just confirm that she had a mild chemotherapy…she’ll milk it with pictures of dying children with no hair messages imprinted on our brains when she uses that “C” word….but she doesn’t say that while getting Chemo she decided to not stop her life, tour or partying at all, and while at the hospital getting treated figured why not get a tit implant….but since last year has been milking the tit, not like she should, love lactation, but braless, hard nipple and all…because she’s a feminist….a feminist who likes as much attention as possible using her tits like a fat chick…right…

Yes I spend my days analyzing celebrity tit. I know it depresses me too.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Kim Kardashian Knows Her Ghetto Market of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is pretending her “nude” pic yesterday was a feminist liberated movement, so she posted this pic with the caption #liberated, shut the fuck up, bitch started out getting fucked unprotected and it made her 100s of millions of dollars, she doesn’t need to be nude to feel liberated, I’ve seen your fucking asshole bitch.

That said, Bette Midler wrote something like Kim would need to swallow a camera to show us something we’ve never seen, while Chloe Grace Moretz said she’d like to see a woman with as much reach as Kim be a better example to her young followers…because you don’t need to get naked to have worth…despite what Kim Kardashian has taught the nation as an uneducated whore…who shouldn’t be teaching anyone anything, except maybe her younger sisters how to deep throat….she has no skills, credibility….or credentials..

Doesn’t matter, here is how she reacted:

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Classy…International Women’s Day is a perfect day for women to call out a woman holding back the women’s movement, for that women to attack those women…it’s like black on black crimes, let them kill each other off so we can all be gay.

I’ve never read any Kim Kardashian tweets, pretty much in my entire life, just like I’ve never watched her show, or really paid attention to that much of what she does on social media or in magazines, other than look on confused as to why the public buy into this shit, and why the media buys into this shit, and why the brands buy into this shit…even though I know it’s all just marketing and she’s a puppet…who uses her fat ass, and really fat everything, like Donald Trump, pandering to uneducated retards who think she’s got something going on…beyond too much plastic surgery, a vapid and disgusting take on life, and really just a stripper who doesn’t realize she’s a fucking sex worker….and they buy into her, and they all start looking like her….in a very weird thing going on in pop culture right now…

But these tweets made me realize….she’s going after that WorldStar, hood, Amber Rose market…which seems to be what fuels music and instagram based on the memes alone…she’s the hip hop wife…and now she’s doing what they call “throwing shade”…which is normally done when she stands near you and her fat ass blocks out the sun….

I don’t know why I am posting these tweets, but reading them and seeing how ghetto they were, was some revelation that this Beverly Hills, daughter of a lawyer, plays hood because she knows black dudes like her and fat white girls who like hip hop use her as their beacon of stripper hope…

I guess what I am saying is that her words are as useless, trashy, tacky garbage as you’d expect….

The girl has a voice and audience and instead of good, she attacks a 300 year old woman and an 18 year old for calling her disgusting for posting a censored nude on social media…something that for the record has got me banned 5 times, but when this pig does it…the world rejoices..

These materialistic pigs are evil…and I think it’s pretty serious based on how dumb the people who follow them are…

I guess what I am saying is I liked her better when she was a urinal, getting peed on in sex videos 10 years ago…

Here’s Kylie Eating Her Feelings…Because She’s a Kardashian Puppet…and will one day explode…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW