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2016

02

Mar

GUESS? Swim of the Day

The models are:

Bojana Krsvmanovic, Liz Turner and Denise Schaefer

The song is:

The fucking worst…

The pics of half naked – relatively trashy – instagram looking models who you know will fuck if you have enough money, it’ kind of been a consistent theme will all Guess Models…remember Anna Nicole Smith? Exactly…

But in Guess? defence, the owner is some pervert who likes chicks with big tits, has made a ton of money off of them, and has probably banged out all of them, because that’s how these creepy company owners do, just strategically, so they don’t get charged with rape – since everyone is so quick to call rape these days and have no really concept of VICTIM…entitled bastards…

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2016

02

Mar

Emma Stone’s Killer Fitness Pose of the Day

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I think this is probably the best picture I’ve seen of super famous, not quite sure why, mainly because of the weird thing she does with her mouth when she talks, that I’d call a lisp, but that virgin loser comic book fans are too busy masturbating to to notice…

The reason this is probably the best picture of her…is because her average looking face isn’t in it…

That’s a fit fucking ass, squeezed in nicely by her leggings, because all this girl has to do to fill her days – is hit the gym, count her money and read scripts she’s already got the job for, to decide what the best way to Oscar is…

Actors are fucking lame, but this one’s won some kind of lottery, so I appreciate her, because I can tell in all her roles that she’s thinking “why the fuck am I here, how the fuck did this happen, I just did an indy movie and WTF, I went viral”…and viral, at least when it comes to pussy is all I know…

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2016

01

Mar

Britney Spears Porn’s Up V Magazine of the Day

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The other day, Britney Released a bunch of mom in her panties dance videos to her social media, ( TO SEE HER PANTY DANCE VIDEOS CLICK THIS HIGHLIGHTED HYPERLINK – THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED – HYPERLINKS )to which I said “damn, I’d like to K-Fed that Like I was K-Fed, even though when K-Fed K-Fedded Her she Was Hotter”….because girls in their mid 30s just aren’t hot to me, especially when they all try to stay young with caked on make-up and botox, especially the rich ones, and with their fake tits, and faces, it becomes this porno look, and I hate porn, but then again, I like down on their luck hookers, who also look like this….because even good surgery is bad….

This is just the cover, but it looks like it may end in spread ass pics!

I mean she’s been sexualized since she sucked off Mickey Mouse in the 90s, this is all she knows, so being a veteran, well paid sex worker / sex doll, puppet to her family…getting sleazy…sees so good…because it is.

I guess what I’m saying is – I don’t want to leave Britney Alone.

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2016

01

Mar

Katy Perry Sports Bra with Her New Boyfriend of the Day

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I always wonder why people get excited by the penis that any popstar is putting in them….

All these people cycle through the same people, which is probably why herpes are rampant.

So whether Katy Perry is fucking Orlando Bloom or Taylor Swift or Diplo or whoever else she’s dated that I can’t think of…oh right Russell Brand…they’ll all be at the same parties, in what is just one giant, horrible, rich kid high school….you know since they have the maturity of a 12 year old thanks to being rich and coddled…

I guess the media just hypes it up, and people don’t actually care, since they don’t even really want to fuck Katy Perry or her big sports bra tits…I mean they would if they were there to be fucked…but tits on snapchat and instagram are far more appealing…and accessible…

You know, celebrities…fucking suck. They aren’t cool or interesting…so let’s hope one of them gets AIDS…but not Hollywood AIDS that doesn’t kill you…80s New York Gay Aids….just to eliminate what the world doesn’t need…which is more of this noise, coming out of more of these assholes…

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2016

01

Mar

Bella THorne in Some Lingerie Lookin’ Bullshit of the Day

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Remember when I said Bella Thorne is 40 and it made someone really mad even though he didn’t know who Bella Thorne was…

You don’t? Right, because you don’t read this bullshit…

But because of a guy who got mad about Bella Thorne being 40, I like to bring up that she looks 40….but a fit 40….like the kind of 40 year old who spend the last 20 years as a sugar baby because she got knocked up young 40…so her body bounced back and her hefty child support checks allow for a solid trainer…

This girl works her social media, her own phone camera, like she loves herself and no one even knows what show’s she’s on…but she’s on shows…

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2016

01

Mar

Chick Playing Baywatch is Really Not That Sexy of the Day

Alexandra Daddario is the big tits from True Detective. She’s in the new Baywatch. It looks like she’s been starving herself the last 6 months, because she’s fit and those tits, even in their corporate sponsored wetsuit/surf shirt thing, don’t look as luxurious as they once were…

But maybe that’s because she’s a surfer now, at one with the waves of Florida bro, connecting with nature, and riding the wave like she was Patrick Swayze on some hippie spiritual journey…

She’s actually getting paid a million bucks…which I guess I’d pay to see this this bitch surf…if I was rich enough and trying to prove a point that these cunts who carry a surf board are hilarious…

However, if I had a million dollars, I’d probably rather pay her for sex, that’s the going rate for C-List sex.

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2016

01

Mar

Iggy Azalea Trying to Class Up her Image of the Day

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Iggy Azalea did Elle Canada, because I guess American media doesn’t give a fuck about some Australian phoney rapper, who does phoney ghetto shit, that she thinks gives her credibility, but that is just fucking annoying.

You may remember her as fat Aubrey O’Day…

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She’s not hot, she’s got that fat ass tranny face that everyone who is into the Kardashians love.

She had a minute of success, where she was shitting on the paparazzi, who she probably paid to be there.

She once spent a week in Ottawa Canada when sorting out her Visa that was the same week she blocked me on social media.

I don’t know why America turned their back on a fat ass white girl pretending to be hood, they normally like this fake ghetto nonsense….America has no taste…they create stars out of dog shit…….and I guess this is her struggling to get back to where she was…a few years ago when all her music videos went viral…

But I do remember all these fake hood girls go back to being white girls when they get busted for being fakes…

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2016

01

Mar

Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day

I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt filled by Bieber while being married and mom to Orlando Bloom, or as I like to call him, her meal ticket.

She has since gone onto do whatever it takes to land billionaires and in the last 2 years, there has been at lease 3, which statistically is a lot of billionaires, enough to make you think she targets them, because like all hookers, she fucking loves money…and the idea of breeding with it. She’s got one kid that pays the bills when things don’t go as well in her virtually irrelevant career that probably doesn’t make her all that money, why not do another one…

Her latest Billionaire is Frat Boy Snapchat creator, who could be fucking all the girls he probably gets BCCed on the dirty snaps, you know coded an algorithm that does some image recognition and drops the millions of nudes sent daily in his inbox. The whole foundation of snapchat was based on “trust me I’ll delete your nudes, I’ll even send a screenshot of my photos to prove it”.. yet he chooses this passed around “sally”…she’s not even a VS model anymore, when he could get a VS model….

I have no idea what these guys like about her or see in her, I mean the Snapchat kid’s last girlfriend, who has a snapchat tattoo by the way, is a fucking pig…but also a hooker looking girl, so it’s not about the past, but rather the future and why date a quality chick, or someone with talent or skill, when you can get one who is pretty transparent in her intentions….because when you date a whore, they usually know the system, and how to play it in their favor – where they can be strategic cunts, know when to complain and when to behave because you are staff…at least when they are as good at it as she is.

Either way, the video of her awkward fitness was funny to me..

Here she is at the Oscars – doing the “pretty woman” – the story of her life…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

01

Mar

Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

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I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works.

How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing.

The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts…

Here’s some videos…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

29

Feb

Olivia Munn X Men Ass of the Day

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Olivia Munn is the fucking worst and despite her series of plastic surgery and her hustle in Hollywood the last 5 years…and despite the successes her and her ego have had the last few years in movies…she will still be the equivalent of a cable access television host to me…She was the hot girl on G4TV, a defunct network, on a show called Attack of the Show, where she pandered to the nerds in the most accessible way ensuring a fan base…before mustering up the confidence to follow her dreams as a big hollywood star…in nerd movies for her nerd fans where she gets to show off her ass….despite being the fucking worst.

This is the kind of story that should have ended with “TV host can’t get work anywhere but on local television in Idaho”….not “she’s the hot pussy in X Men at 40 years old”….

Garbage.

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