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2007

02

Oct

I am – Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Pictures of the Day

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I am getting a lot of slack because this email was sent to me yesterday that had pictures of Anna Nicole rockin’ some kind of overdose puking all over herself. I was under the impression they were taken the day she died and that it was her corpse and I am not into dead bodies at all but it turns out that they are from a previous overdose that went down in the Bahamas….

No one really knows who took the picture or where it came from but I wasn’t going to touch it because I have some serious issues about posting dead people on the site. I figure that she died already and she should be left alone. That doesn’t make sense to most people because they think I have no limits, talking about rape, sex, racism, teenage pregnancy and all the other trash I talk, but I don’t think it’s a moral issue. I think it’s gotta do with Karma.

I have had people die, I have seen people overdose, I know addicts and the whole thing’s pretty sad. People self-destructing is all fun until they actually die and bringing up a dead girl a long time after she died in the process of overdosing leading up to her death is not really my thing.

Either way, I did think I should let you guys see the picture, since I emailed it to all my contacts and have been answering at least 5 emails about it which is huge volume to me, so I guess it’s newsworthy and a big deal.

I still think that this shit is some stripper in middle america making a joke with her drug dealing boyfriend, but who knows…

So here’s the Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Pictures – It’s safe to say that it’s not a very sexy topless pic

GO

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2007

25

Sep

I am – Nicole Scherzinger's Baby Love Video of the Day

So this Pussycat Doll is launching her solo career and her new video involves her laying in bed in her panties, I guess she’s singing too but I kept shit on mute because I don’t like exposing myself to shit unnecessarily. I used to fight with my stepdaughter about the jiggy club anthems she would always listen to. I’d try to get her to turn the shit off because if I wanted to listen to jiggy club anthems, I’d go to jiggy clubs and order a bottle of Grey Goose and hustle chicks by giving them free drinks and showing off my jiggy tattoos and jiggy muscles while living the jiggy life….when I am not in the mood for that Jiggy shit, I’d rather listen to good music.

Either way, she’s showing off her body, because she’s not stupid and realizes that her body is her number one talent…The topless bikini scene is worth pausing…..lyrics like “you’re my baby love, you make the sun come up on a cloudy day” is just too deep for me to grasp (yes I turned on the volume) but tits and ass, I understand.


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Posted in:Bikini|Music Video|Nicole Sherzinger|Panties|Pussycat Doll|Topless|Unsorted

2007

25

Sep

I am – Nicole Scherzinger’s Baby Love Video of the Day

So this Pussycat Doll is launching her solo career and her new video involves her laying in bed in her panties, I guess she’s singing too but I kept shit on mute because I don’t like exposing myself to shit unnecessarily. I used to fight with my stepdaughter about the jiggy club anthems she would always listen to. I’d try to get her to turn the shit off because if I wanted to listen to jiggy club anthems, I’d go to jiggy clubs and order a bottle of Grey Goose and hustle chicks by giving them free drinks and showing off my jiggy tattoos and jiggy muscles while living the jiggy life….when I am not in the mood for that Jiggy shit, I’d rather listen to good music.

Either way, she’s showing off her body, because she’s not stupid and realizes that her body is her number one talent…The topless bikini scene is worth pausing…..lyrics like “you’re my baby love, you make the sun come up on a cloudy day” is just too deep for me to grasp (yes I turned on the volume) but tits and ass, I understand.


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Posted in:Bikini|Music Video|Nicole Sherzinger|Panties|Pussycat Doll|Topless|Unsorted

2007

24

Sep

I am – Margaret Cho Nipple Tassle Dance of the Day

If you are into washed up, overweight Korean lesbians, than you are probably into Margaret Cho. I knew a fag who used to be obsessed with this bitch and would constantly put on her video whenever I was over, so I can only assume that he did that when other people were over too. This guy lived and breathed Margaret Cho and constantly dropped her jokes in any social situation. We weren’t friends for long, he just always hooked me up with drugs, but that Magaret Cho shit just pushed me away, because no free drug was ever strong enough to mute her voice in my head…I think I used to even have dreams of her fat face imitating her Korean parents.

I assume that her act is suffering, because here’s a video of her doing some Nipple Tassel dance.


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2007

18

Sep

I am – Penelope Cruz's Cousin and Sister at the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz’s family on the beach somewhere without Penelope Cruz. I have posted about her sister Monica Cruz before, she’s sin the thong, but I have no idea who the topless chick is. The message board I steal my pictures from say that it’s her cousin and it doesn’t really matter who she is, all that matters is that she is living the life, sitting on the beach all thanks to Penelope’s hard work. I guess this is a lot like when they were living in Spain as kids and they’d sit at home all day and send Penelope off to mow lawns, clean houses, work at the local cafe so that when she got home they could steal her paycheck and buy themselves ice cream.

Reality is that I don’t care how she’s related to Penelope Cruz because I just like topless beaches and would post that shit whether bitch was famous or not. I have this fantasy of grandeur, living the life with an above ground pool and a backyard where my stepdaughter and her friends will tan topless while I just sit back and drink beer. All the 18-20 year old hot girls will come over to take advantage of the only pool in the ghetto and I will be a happy fucking man….

I guess the point of this post is that the cousin’s tits are uneven and there’s nothing sexier than bringing a bitch home, taking off her bra to find that shit was being balanced out with a pair of socks and you’re really dealing with some one tit bigger than the other shit that is a lot like driving with a flat tire.

Here are those pics:


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Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Cousin|Monica Cruz|Penelope Cruz|Tits|Topless|Unsorted

2007

18

Sep

I am – Penelope Cruz’s Cousin and Sister at the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz’s family on the beach somewhere without Penelope Cruz. I have posted about her sister Monica Cruz before, she’s sin the thong, but I have no idea who the topless chick is. The message board I steal my pictures from say that it’s her cousin and it doesn’t really matter who she is, all that matters is that she is living the life, sitting on the beach all thanks to Penelope’s hard work. I guess this is a lot like when they were living in Spain as kids and they’d sit at home all day and send Penelope off to mow lawns, clean houses, work at the local cafe so that when she got home they could steal her paycheck and buy themselves ice cream.

Reality is that I don’t care how she’s related to Penelope Cruz because I just like topless beaches and would post that shit whether bitch was famous or not. I have this fantasy of grandeur, living the life with an above ground pool and a backyard where my stepdaughter and her friends will tan topless while I just sit back and drink beer. All the 18-20 year old hot girls will come over to take advantage of the only pool in the ghetto and I will be a happy fucking man….

I guess the point of this post is that the cousin’s tits are uneven and there’s nothing sexier than bringing a bitch home, taking off her bra to find that shit was being balanced out with a pair of socks and you’re really dealing with some one tit bigger than the other shit that is a lot like driving with a flat tire.

Here are those pics:


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Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Cousin|Monica Cruz|Penelope Cruz|Tits|Topless|Unsorted

2007

10

Sep

I am – Kate Moss Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

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I love Kate Moss. I didn’t always love Kate Moss because there was a point in her career where she looked like a tall, lanky boy. But as she got older and she got hotter and grew some tits, but she seems to have lost those tits and she is looking haggard, but anyone who can dive as graceful as her is worth a round.

She’s living the dream, with all her cocaine and her cool ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty’s drug addiction and her wallet still full of money for just looking pretty 10 years ago to some faggots who designed clothing and her constant toplessness that I am a fan of, because any girl who gets naked casually even if she’s a little washed up is worth lookin at. I had this fantasy of making it big and having topless hot tub parties with chicks that were probably a lot more haggard than Kate Moss, but that’s just because the only girls willing to get naked for me are the girls that no one else in the world wants, but it doesn’t matter to me because I have no standards, so one mans trash is my insecure, easy to manipulate to get naked treasure….and it’s still a lot better than anything you’re getting….

Either way, look at these Kate Moss pics because small tits are hotter than nipples that point to the ground…and white bikinis are hotter than any other color bikini because everyday girls wear them without realizing how see-through they are….pervert..


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2007

23

Aug

I am – Throwback Titty Thursday of the Day

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I got this email from the only guy who reads the site and emails pictures on the regular saying:

i’m unemployed again, so i’m just being silly, cause i got nothing better to do, besides go to my local bar and talk to the same idiots about the same shit over and fuckin over.

He attached these pictures of old celebrity tit pics and I decided to make his day by posting them. I like to call this stepDREAMS because it’s a lot like the Make a Wish Foundation – only for perverts and not for retards or terminally ill kids. I like to make losers sitting depressed at home, broke and lonely, lookin’ at their extensive collection of famous bitches topless, dreaming of days that were feel some level of importance, even if my site is a piece of shit no one reads, at least it’s something that may keep them from jumping off the overpass down the street from their mother’s house they never moved out of. ….So here are pictures from a better time….in hopes of better times to come….

I call this Throwback Titty Thursday…I don’t know if they are all real, I know they are all pretty shitty to look at, but I am just trying to save lives here…Cuddles….

Cindy Margolis

Daryll Hannah

Debbie Harry

Demi Moore

Farrah Fawcett

Goldie Hawn

Heather Mills

Julia Louis Dreyfus

Linda Blair

Loni Anderson

Roseanne Barr

Shannon Tweed

Susan Sarandon

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Posted in:old|throwback|Tits|Topless|Unsorted

2007

21

Aug

I am – Sienna Miller Topless Beach of the Day

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I just got back from having lunch with a group of highschool girls because that’s what I do for fun. They were telling me all about their sexual adventures and I was blaming the growth hormones in the milk for their naughtiness.

Either way, I got home and feel like I am dying, but came across these Sienna Miller topless beach pictures and figured I’d post them because you’re more into pictures of topless girls you’ve seen topless at least 20 times more than you care about horny teens and their sexcapades….


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2007

16

Aug

I am – Bianca Gascoigne’s Fake Tits of the Day

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I heard that this bitch had fake tits and that she was the daughter or stepdaughter of some footballer who obviously has enough money to land a slut a decent pair of tits for her 16th birthday if he really wanted to, but by looking at the pictures these are probably the worst set of fake tits I’ve seen in a while.

Sure they aren’t as bad as this whore I used to fuck who had one of her implants explode causing her all kinds of fucking chronic pain and shit I didn’t care to hear her complain about because I was paying her for her time but the thing I was concerned with was the fact that the one that had ruptured was fucking purple and black and looked pretty fucking infected. I guess the story goes that you get what you pay for and she learnt that lesson by buying cheap tits and I learnt that lesson by hiring cheap whores.

Either way, I love what fake tits do to a girl. They make them crazy. It’s like all their life they’ve been insecure about being topless, about low cut shirts, about whether guys will like them or not and they have blamed their small tits for their unhappiness so the second they can walk out with their new tits, shit hits the fucking fan and they go nuts. It’s overcompensation and usually gives me a headache unless their overcompensation allows me to look and touch their new purchase…

I knew this girl who got implants who worked a normal job, she was a receptionist or some shit and made a decent living. She had a nice place to live and she had enough money to put aside 5,000 dollars for new tits because one tit was smaller than the other and it really made her feel like shit about herself. She ended up getting the new tits and within 3 months of it she was stripping and addicted to meth. True story and that’s all I have to say about this.



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