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2007

28

Jun

I am – Marisa Tomei Topless in a New Movie of the Day

I came across this clip of Marisa Tomei Topless in a new movie. I don’t know when the fuck this is from, so it could be a new movie from 5 years ago, but I haven’t seen this clip before so I figured I’d post it because it’s new to me.

I have been trying to get my friends at the park to write for the site, some of these guys just sit around drinking all day with nowhere to go and nothing to do. I don’t want to out them on here individually, because I know you just care about tits, but one of the dudes is some paranoid schizophrenic who is heavily medicated to the point where you’d think dude was retarded. He just sits next to the bench on a motorized wheel chair scooter thing and yells at the squirrels, there’s another dude who is about 30 and always talks about when he fought in the Vietnam war, even though he wasn’t born when the war was going on and dude’s fucking Canadian, but he is convinced that he was there so I just listen to his war stories that I know he makes up. There another dude who is completely anti government, he talks all this political shit that I don’t really care about but when he goes off on how the government is watching him and has him probed and he starts having a fit jumping in the bushes and smashing his hand on the ground to get the chip they implanted out makes for a good fucking time. The last guy who is around the park and who is always fucked up on something is convinced that he is an amputee, even though he has both his legs and he tells me about the accident he had that took his leg away from him while walking around normally. I’ve tried to tell motherfucker that he’s walking around normally and they he has both his legs, but he won’t listen. There’s another dude who wears a snow suit all the time, even when it is 100 degrees, motherfucker stinks like shit and doesn’t talk much but I am sure he has a lot to say. He is the guy who always tries to break the law to get arrested because he can’t afford food and thinks of jail as a vacation….

Either way, none of that really matters, here’s that Tomei Tit clip from a movie that is new but probably from 5 years ago and is out on DVD. You’ve probably already rubbed one out to it, on pause, on slow motion and even in fastforward to see if you could cum that fast. When you are as lonely as you, masturbation takes on many different forms to keep shit interesting.. I get it.

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2007

27

Jun

I am – Michelle Marsh Has Huge Tits of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Michelle Marsh trying to cover up her tits while running down the beach yesterday, I was going to post them, but realized that I never break stories, no sites link me, so why bother rushing it. I woke up today and saw them all over the place, so maybe it was my big break, but I doubt it.

Michelle Marsh has retardedly big tits. I am not really a fan of huge tits because they are usually either fake and remind me of dudes who get off to Anime cartoons and those guys make me feel uncomfortable, or they are on a fat chick and fat chick tits are fat tits and fat tits are usually pretty dumpy. I also like living in the future, you know thinking about where the fuck things are going, instead of just enjoying shit for what it is today and every time I look at these fuckers I see a 80 year old woman with the biggest fucking hangers around. But I guess I shouldn’t be so against this bitch just because she’s stacked. It’s not her fault that she feels like having basketball tits is a good thing, and so do you and that’s why bitch has a career, so who I am to really say anything….

I was on the bus the other day because I take the bus sometimes when I have places to go which is pretty much never, but I was bored and thought it would be a good 2 dollars of entertainment. You see in the summer bitches wear less clothes and some days while lookin for inspiration, I like to get it out of everyday people. Anyway, this one girl, who must have been a stripper, but a bad stripper, because real strippers have black drug dealing boyfriends drive them around, had these insane set of tits. Her face was busted up bad enough for me to think she shoulda invested a little less on the tits and more on a new face, but that’s not the point because no one was looking at her face. These things were half exposed and everyone stared, so I guess if you’re a chick, you can get all that attention you’re craving by exposing your tits. It’s a pretty simple life lesson. You could also get attention by not wearing panties an short skirts, by fingering yourself in public or by talking about how badly you like taking it in the ass.

Michelle Marsh does it well, take her lead and send me pictures.

2007

26

Jun

I am – Britney Spears Tit in Public of the Day

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I bet you feel like an idiot for thinking this whore had fake tits. I think it’s pretty clear that she’s stacked like a fat 13 year old girl who just got her period. Shit’s not made of silicone, it’s made of donuts and loose skin from once being filled with milk.

I had so many different things to write about today, I was sleeping and so much shit came to me that I was dreaming about how inspired I was, I had at least 10 amazing stories that I didn’t write down so I am drawing a fucking blank and that’s probably one of the most frustrating things in doing this site.

If more girls were like Britney, I’d be spending a lot more time in the changing room at stores around the city. There was a time when I’d get drunk with my friends in the morning and we’d have no where to go so we’d hit the mall and watch girls buy lingerie, bikinis, and shit like that. I never saw tit slips but I was escorted out of the mall by security after they got too many complaints from stores. It took them about a month to catch onto me though.

Seeing Britney stage a tit slip and not being able to jerk off to it because it’s not hot enough for you is pretty depressing. Not that I could have really jerked off to it with my not being able to get it up issue, but you know what I mean. There was a time when this was the fantasy of many, but now that it’s out there it’s not as good as you’d want it to be making the fantasy over. It’s like bringing home that hot chick you’ve always wanted, fucking her and finding out that she sucks in bed and did things you couldn’t fucking stand, and now that you’ve done it you never want to do it again, not that you’d know what that feels like, virgin. What it comes down to is that tit is tit and this is expensive tit and we should just appreciate what she’s doing instead of rippin’ into her for not being in her prime anymore, because that is usually happens when chicks have 2 kids.

The paparazzi scare the fuck out of me on this one, this is some climbing up the telephone pole with a telephoto lens creepy voyeur shit that’s got me arrested a few times…and the quality of the picture is so fucking good it doesn’t even look like bitch has a nipple, shit’s so grainy. Either way, I am posting them…

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2007

20

Jun

I am – Natasha Hamilton Topless Pics of the Day

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I posted these Natasha Hamiton Bikini Pictures last week or some shit. But it turns out that bitch doesn’t mind getting topless and where there are topless girls on the beach, there’s people like me looking for pictures taken of them to post here, because I don’t have the budget to follow these people around or spend my days on the beach and if I did have that budget, this bitch wouldn’t be one that I’d follow around.

She’s in Atomic Kitten, some UK Spice Girls the Next Generation group. She’s a red head and I am recently a fan of red heads because I alienated them for the last 20 years because the concept of red pubic hair made me feel sick to my stomach, but I guess as you get older and marry fat disgusting women, things change.

I was talking to some dude today about Drag KIngs, these are dykes who dress up like dudes and perform. He was telling me that he is pissed off that they don’t get enough media attention and I told him that that is because no one really wants to see chicks with hormone therapy beards, grown out armpit hair, dressed like dudes because Lesbians like chicks who even if they are masculine lookin’ still don’t pretend to be men, fags like dudes and hate the fact that these Kings have pussies, straight guys generally like tits and bisexuals are just too emo and confused to really count. My advice to all you bull dykes out there growing a mustache is to shave the fucker off now, because as long as your packin’ a uterus no one wants to see you pretend to be men.

That said, topless beaches are probably the best thing invented and girls who aren’t ashamed of themselves enough to cover up, like Natasha Hamilton’s tits save all of us money by not having to go to the strippers.

2007

13

Jun

I am – Petra Nemcova Topless Body Painted of the Day

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Here are some Petra Nemcova topless on the runway body painted pictures.

If I was an art student in college this would be my career goal. When all the pansy artist hippie motherfuckers with their potluck dinners, ratty thrift store clothes and bohemian trying hard to live the artist way cocksuckers would try to get all introspective and analytical on my airbrushed canvases of flames, a bikini, a t-shirt and every other thing I’ve seen airbrushed on a bitch, I’d just look at them, smile and say “art fag, i am going to be a body painter while your living in an artist loft smoking opium your rich art school friend bought with their daddy’s credit card, I’m going to be turning pussies into a pair of fucking boy shorts”….knowing that when that loser has dreams of being the next Picasso, I’ll have the best excuse to stare a hot chick’s naked without looking creepy. Fuck romantic idealistic bullshit when you’ve got smut that you can pretend isn’t smut by claiming it’s art…..

I don’t really know where I am going with this, but becoming an air brush body painter is a weird fucking life goal but I am glad someone’s doing it, because it motivates chicks to get naked and anything that motivates chicks to get naked motivates me to look at them get naked and remember – there’s nothing wrong with wearing pants that look like white trash beer drinking RV Camping beach towels.

2007

11

Jun

I am – Sharon Stone Topless Pics of the Day

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So here are some pictures of a slut your grandmother’s age topless on the beach. The thing I like about older chicks is they are a little more liberal with their vaginas than younger girls. It’s like they are overcompensating for being haggard and trying to hold onto the dream that all the younger girls are living. I guess that usually means they fuck harder and dirtier, they dress sluttier and talk sluttier and act sluttier behind closed doors too. They are the kind of girls who shove 2 dildos in their asses instead of one. It’s probably easier for Sharon Stone to be topless considering she invested some money into these obviously fake tits.

Speaking for fake, I watched the Sopranos Series Finale at my friend’s house yesterday and didn’t understand what the fuck happened. Did he get shot, did he get arrested, did meadow get gang banged on her way into the restaurant. If you have any inside scoop let me know.

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2007

18

May

I am – Sophie Howard’s Selfshot Topless Pics of the Day

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Here are some candid topless selfshot pics of Sophie Howard, some slut from the UK.

I am not really sure when these hit the internet, it’s probably been a while, but that’s ok because I am still going to post them, that’s how committed I am to this shit. It’s Friday and I figure that since you won’t be getting any tits over the weekend, this will be an online substitute for you to jerk off to, and I love thinking about dudes jerking off to my writing. Reality is, if you can get off to a set of tits, you’re probably 12 years old and shouldn’t be looking at boobies on the internet, that’s what National Geographic and late night cable is for….

I am pretty happy digital cameras were invented, they have allowed every single girl who owns one to take nude pics. For the most part they get deleted or only sent to the lucky few who end up posting them on message boards for people like me, who don’t talk to anyone outside the computer, to look at….making the internet a creepy place that I call home.

These may not be leaked pics cuz she’s wearing 2 pairs of underwear and there’s photo equipment behind her, but it’s good enough.

Thanks ZINI LOVE

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2007

18

May

I am – Sophie Howard's Selfshot Topless Pics of the Day

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Here are some candid topless selfshot pics of Sophie Howard, some slut from the UK.

I am not really sure when these hit the internet, it’s probably been a while, but that’s ok because I am still going to post them, that’s how committed I am to this shit. It’s Friday and I figure that since you won’t be getting any tits over the weekend, this will be an online substitute for you to jerk off to, and I love thinking about dudes jerking off to my writing. Reality is, if you can get off to a set of tits, you’re probably 12 years old and shouldn’t be looking at boobies on the internet, that’s what National Geographic and late night cable is for….

I am pretty happy digital cameras were invented, they have allowed every single girl who owns one to take nude pics. For the most part they get deleted or only sent to the lucky few who end up posting them on message boards for people like me, who don’t talk to anyone outside the computer, to look at….making the internet a creepy place that I call home.

These may not be leaked pics cuz she’s wearing 2 pairs of underwear and there’s photo equipment behind her, but it’s good enough.

Thanks ZINI LOVE

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