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Archive for the Trash Category

2010

02

Feb

Sophie Reade and Her Friends Look Interesting of the Day

Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Sophie Reade|Trash

2010

29

Jan

Jayde Nicole is Trash That’s Made It of the Day

Jayde Nicole is the postergirl for the high school slut from a poor single home who doesn’t really want to become a stripper because she thinks it is beneath her but doesn’t mind getting naked because vagina has been her number one tool to get things she wants whether from teachers, rich older men in the small town they are from, bosses at the Walmart they work at, or drug dealing boyfriends who buy them all the fancy Ed Hardy they want, before realizing that Hollywood is where the real money is, so sticking in her shitty small town in Canada is a stupid strategy to get in a place where she can buy all the tacky shit she always wanted, at all the stores all the tacky Hollywood bitches she envied used to shop, so she takes some nude pics, sends them to Playboy and next thing you know, bitch is on MTV and shopping at Kitson instead of the shitty sex store in her hometown and the whole thing is like a fucking fairytale…a really boring fairytale that I wish ended in gangrape.

Here she is wearing a onsie like she was still that 8 year old in Canada too poor to get new pajamas that fit her…too poor to have a bed, forced to squeeze into a crib and play with old dirty rocks she found in the cemetary she lived next doo to..only a lot cheesier….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via LFI

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Trash

2010

21

Jan

UK Big Brother Evicted Guests Get Wasted of the Day

Some usless gutter piece of shit trash named Lady Sovereign and Ronnie Woods’ annoying mail order bride who he beat the fuck up because he realized garbage hipsters are more fun to beat up than to fuck were the first to get kicked off Celebrity Big Brother UK and I guess they went to celebrate how annoying they are by getting wasted and more annoying.

I’ve unfortunately been in the same room as Lady Sovereign at her concert. Bitch is not really a bitch but more a poor white dude from the trailer park. She was spitting and hacking and lookin’ for her Heineken and the whole thing was about as sexy as watching your fat friend take a fucking shit….

I don’t really know why I am posting this, but I can only assume it’s because it’s a slow news day and not because I am proud that I was in the same room as this piece of garbage, but I had nothing else to really write about when it comes to two idiots even their home country doesn’t give a fuck about…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Evicted|Trash|UK Big Brother

2010

19

Jan

Some Popular Porn Stars Riding Giant Cock at the AVN Awards of the Day

I generally hate pornstars because they think they are celebrities. They don’t realize that they are just the tainted cumshot drying on the face of the entertainment industry, they are bottom feeding prostitutes who realized that if they fuck for money on camera, they can’t get arrested for being prostitutes, essentially, creating an industry with “professionals” who get paid to fuck when being a “professional” takes little fucking talent, just no class, no shame, a pile of tacky stripper clothes and a craving for male attention….

We all fuck, we all know how to fuck and every girl I have ever fucked has given me a performance far more exhilerating than any porn scene I’ve watched, but I guess being someone who can get laid, even if it is by really ugly girls, automatically makes me not part of their target audience.

They want husbands bored of their wives and too pussy to cheat and virgins losers who can’t get laid, the kind of idiot who will make his way to their conference and stand in line for their autographs like they are some kind of famous……giving them a bigger ego and making them think they are more relevant than they back alley blowjob they are worth….

I’ve met Sasha Grey and she’s a fucking cunt. She thought she was more important than she was because she bullshitted her story into being some “Social Experiment on Sexuality” and rockstars, celebrities and other perverts ate her up, making her a total fucking cunt who thought she was more than a whore with huge bush. I’ve also met Jesse Jane and she’s alright , she just looks like a fucking alien thanks to heavy plastic surgery a life of no self esteem gave her…and here they are riding giant dick a couple of weeks ago for G4TV. A reader sent in these pics so you can thank him for their half assed quality….

And here’s Sasha Grey, Boring, Obnoxious and Half-Retarded…..


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Posted in:Jesse Jane|Porn|Sasha Grey|Trash

2010

15

Jan

This is What Russell Brand Does for a Living of the Day

I don’t really like Russell Brand at all. The only redeeming quality he had was the minor possibility that he was HIV positive from when he used to share needles doing heroin in the UK. I feel like I’ve mentioned this 100 times before, because I have….

Unfortunately for us, he bullshitted that whole heroin story when he was creating this persona that is clearly as authentic as his heterosexuality. This out of the box, cookie cutter act is just a fucking act and the whole half-homo, sexually ambigious “drug addiction” bullshit just solidified his failed rocker act.

Either way, here he is changing the world in his work, but simulating pissing on someone’s face while probably getting paid millions of dollars and anyone who says this bullshit takes talent is a fucking asshole who needs to be taken outback and shot. Seriously….look at these pictures and try your hardest to have any level of respect for this waste of fucking space “Funnyman”…..who is really just an annoying tight clothes wearing queer….

Hollywood fucking sucks. The scam is on us…We are the real fucking idiots for allowing these people to have careers…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hack|Joke|Loser|Not Funny|Russell Brand|Trash

2009

04

Dec

Sienna Miller Lookin Like the Trash That She is of the Day’

Sienna Miller always has the ability to look like her pussy always fucking stinks…..

Pics via INF

Posted in:Sienna Miller|Trash

2009

03

Nov

Evan Seinfeld and His New Porn Slut Trash of the Day

I hate Evan Seinfeld, not because he’s Jerry Seinfeld’s brother, because he probably isn’t, but because he embodies pretty much everything I hate in a person.

Sure, he was in the band Biohazard, something some of you idiots may idolize, because I remember stupid french kids and white trash flocked to that garbage.

He looks ridiculously fucking lame. He was married to, managed and starred with Tara Patrick a disgusting looking pornstar who everyone seemed to neglect was disgusting looking, despite the fact that she has no chin. Now he’s taken his tattooed, bald, jewish, shoulda been an accountant but something went wrong thanks to the way my parents raised me where I decided to tattoo my entire body and be in porn.

Here he is in Vegas because the city feeds off his type of cheese and so do dumb cunts and here he is with some new stupid sluts who think they need him to make it in porn, when all they really need is a fucking camcorder, but they’re too stupid to realize that, hence why they are trying to get into porn via Evan Seinfeld….

Here are the stupid pictures of the idiot….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Evan Seinfeld|Porn|Trash

2009

22

Oct

Caroline D’Amore is a Nobody, But She’s Got a Ripped Dress of the Day

I really don’t want to write about Caroline D’Amore, because she’s a fucking joke and her only claim to fame was going to Paris Hilton’s beach party a few years ago and that her dad owns 3 pizza restaurants.

She’s seriously a fucking nobody, but in being a nobody trying to be a somebody, she’s tried to do the whole DJ circuit to get seen, which is some serious bottom feeding, but not as low as her alternative plan being Celine Dion’s impersonator on Hollywood BLVD.

I have had the pleasure of meeting this cunt on more than one occassion, the first time when laughing at her as she DJed a few years ago, making her kill her set and try to get me beat up by the faggot rich kid pussy who booked her and when I told her who I was she changed her tune, hugged me, told her faggot rich kid pussy bodyguard to back off and thanked me for writing about her cameltoe, because I guess no one else writes about her and we all know anyone who thanks me for coverage is SERIOUSLY fucking desparate.

Years later, I decided to fuck with her on Facebook and coincidentally my account got deleted, it turns out her boyfriend’s a bigshot at Facebook so I officially hate her, but when I see a piece of tacky trash walking around with her dress all shredded the fuck up, I can’t help but post the shit, because that’s the kind of battle wounds I appreciate, especially on a cunt I want to punch in her ugly Celine Dion face.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Caroline D'Amore|Trash

2009

21

Oct

Daisy De La Hoya Fake Tit Trash of the Day

I am guessing Oscar De La Hoya’s been hit in the fucking head one too many times, because his idea of quality pussy, is pretty fucking twisted. I can only assume it was his first generation poor Mexican dream to end up with some quality fake tit, fake blonde pussy who graced the pages of Playboy because in the ghetto he was raised in, that was the sign of fucking success or some shit, because nothing else really explains why he would be fucking this whore, other than homosexuality, but then I realized that she isn’t a product of his cross-dressing homoerotic fantasies and she’s not Shanna Moakler or any of the other twats he’s seduced in his fishnets, but she is instead some reality show trash who is his niece and not one of his sex toys, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is disgusting.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Daisy De La Hoya|Fake Tits|Trash

2009

16

Oct

Jayde Nicole is a Piece of Trash of the Day

Jayde Nicole managed to live out her small town Canadian dream and become someone of real value to the entertainment industry and she did it by getting naked and ending up on Playboy, which opened so many fucking doors for her like Brody Jenner’s cock and a recurring role on the life changing show “The Hills”. I think she even does local event appearances, sues Girls Gone Wild Billionaires for beating her up like her dad would have beat her, if her mother wasnt’t he same kind of whore she is and could keep a man around for more than a couple of weeks and taught her daughter how to use her pussy for success and not for a receptacle like she did and I pretty much hate her since she is trash and smells like trash because she is trash, but the problem is that she doesn’t realize it and I do like me some trash, I just like my trash to know they are trash so that I can fuck their throats and cum on their faces, like trash likes to be treated instead of this phony luxury bullshit this trailer park princess is pullin with her Louis Vuitton purse. Fuck her.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Trash