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2009

12

Oct

Pam Anderson Panty Flash at an Event Cuz She’s Trash of the Day

Maybe I am being a little too traditional in saying that Pam Anderson is a piece of trash for showing up to an event in a panty exposing dress. It’s not like I’m Emily Fucking Post and an expert on etiquette or class. It’s not like I don’t wish every bitch left the house with her vagina lips sticking out of various clothing items, it’s not like I wouldn’t try to suck this bitch’s Hep-C liver out of her fucking pussy.

This isn’t trash, this is a fucking icon, a glamorous leader and inspiration to girls everywhere to bleach their hair and dress cheap while showing off tit and filming videos of themselves fucking, so instead of being mean to this expired woman, I should be celebrating her life, her accomplishment and her free-spirit and only complain that showing panties is a sign of her getting soft, she’s the type of aging pussy you’d expect to see fisting herself on the red carpet like she fucking should be, because it is a skill that may seem easy but didn’t comes easy as it took years of training and aging and beating that fucking thing up to lose the right amount of elasticity to make it so seamless….

Here she is not nearly naked enough as she should be, but maybe she’s waiting until halloween to scare the kids proper with that shit.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Trash

2009

28

Sep

Lala Vasquez is Washing Her Car Put Still Smells Like Trash of the Day

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Here is some fat pig attention whore named Lala Vasquez. She hangs out with Kim Kardashian and her vile sisters and I don’t know what she does, but it seems like she’s tied into VH1 as they are probably the only people willing to give her work because she must be blackmailing an exec there as she looks like fucking garbage you expect working the street corner and not on your TV.

In typical fucking trash styke, she went out to wash her car in her Ed Hardy clothes, I guess in efforts to get some paparazzi pictures taken of her, because when you’re a fat attention whore pig and that’s what you live for. She even went on to pour a bottle of water on tits her in attempt to be sexy or shocking or playful with the camera but It just looks like a joke to to me. She should probably just stick to eating, her body leads me to believe she’s real good at that and leave the sexy car wash to the highschool girls raising money for their graduation party in the gas station down the street from me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Attention Whore|Car Wash|Lala Vasquez|Trash

2009

15

Sep

Coco Brings Her Trashy Ass To Marc Jacobs of the Day

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Coco brought her fat ass to the March Jacobs fashion show the other day. Now, I’m no fashion expert, but I always thought Marc Jacobs was on some higher-end, trendy celebrity shit, I didn’t realize he catered to whores who go out in public in modified Ed Hardy t-shirts, like the common stripper she was before Ice-T got carried away at a lap dance he didn’t want to see come to an end, so he ended up turning it into a marriage, that I assume she still gets paid by the song for, you 10 dollars every 5 minutes motherfuckers….because otherwise, her broke whore ass would be working the scene finding other wallets to fuck, cuz that’s what whores do.

Pics via FamePictures

Posted in:Coco|Ed Hardy|Marc Jacobs|Trash

2009

02

Sep

Annalynne McCord in Some Stupid “Dominatrix” Outfit of the Day

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Here is Annalynne McCord still pretending she’s famous, you know milking her career and her tits for all she can, because she probably doesn’t realize she is just a one-hit-wonder, but the rest of us do.

I love that she’s walking around with a pen that I’m sure she never leaves her house with, because this taste of fame is her childhood dream playing out and she couldn’t miss up the opportunity to sign random things like people fuckin’ cared.

She is so fucking clueless that she’s even got some sort of finger protector, I guess cuz she assumes that just that many people will be asking her for an autograph, because she doesn’t realize no one cares.

You see, all the interest in her has got to her fuckin head because this is the kind of postive reinforcement that she thinks she deserves. I assume that she has been told how pretty and talented she is all her life, you know the prize pig of the small town community she grew up in, making the reality check that’s coming so exciting because motherfuckers will stop caring and it will all come crashing down and that’s far more enjoyable that her weak attempt at a dominatrix outfit with corset and leather bra, because I guess everything she does is weak.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Trash

2009

20

Aug

A Couple Old Whores Reunite for Dinner of the Day

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If you’re wondering what ex strippers with fake hair, fake tits and used vaginas turned prostitutes who got paid to give the same old, rich guy a “Girlfriend Experience” as part of his company’s overall marketing strategy, leading to spin-off projects and lots of money in their pockets all for showin a little pussy lip, are wearing this season, the answer is the obnoxious pink dress….I guess to celebrate the color their vagina once was before getting into this whore industry….

Posted in:Bridget Marquartd|Holly Madison|Trash

2009

27

Jul

Jayde Nicole is Some Canadian Trash of the Day

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I saw Brody Jenner once. I think he was 5 foot 4. I walked by him at some event where he was surrounded by pussy throwing itself at him. I’m talking the party was 20 chicks for every dude, and although leaving alone, it would have been a great opportunity for dudes chicks actually wanna fuck, and not creepy old fucks who have no business at Brody Jenner parties. Anyway, this is the pussy he pretends is his only pussy, she’s some Playboy trash from Canada and when I say trash, I mean serious trash, like her single mom is a cocktail waitress and hooters or a stripclub so that she can afford the fake Chanel so people don’t realize they live in a fuckin’ trailer, who taught her daughter the value of of getting naked for money, and is now lovin’ all the perks that come with it, like now they can finally wear real Chanel, or some shit…and here is Brody Jenner missing a perfectly good opportunity to end all the trash and throw the cunt down the fuckin stairs “accidentally”, in hopes she Natasha Richardsons’ or Christopher Reeves’, leaving him free from the welfare headaches, but unfortunately that storyline isn’t written into the script for The Hills….

2009

15

Jul

Some 90210 Trash on the Beach Almost in Bikinis of the Day

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The aspiring actors who are doing their training on the set of 90210 in some kind of paid internship were shooting on the beach, because they aren’t real actors yet, but they sure as hell are trying to be.

They weren’t wearing their bikinis, but Annalynne brought her monkey lookin’ ass out in something that shows off her skinny stomach, which is something some of you girls out there should look at closely then stand in front of a mirror to compare to what your stomach, to realize why she is on TV and you’re not, you fat piece of shit.

This Annalynne bitch proves everyday that you don’t have to have looks to get ahead, you just have to not be a fatass. So all you young girls take that in and think about it the next time you go out for ice cream you fuckin pigs. The only way a fat chick would get on 90210 would be to be made fun of by the skinny chicks and no one wants to be that girl.

Bonus – Here are other phony actors on the set of Gossip Girls trying to show the 90210 chicks up. They need to fight in a lesbian fisting death match….because Hollywood’s not big enough for this much talentless pussy…

Posted in:90210|Annalynne McCord|Beach|Bikini|Trash

2009

08

Jul

Megan Hauserman and her Trashy Everything of the DaY

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I don’t watch garbage TV shows like Rock of Love, but I do know tacky pieces of trash women when I see them. You know the cunts who live the fuckin fake tit, fake hair, fake tan, fake designer purses, ugly obnoxious dog cliche and there’s nothing hot about no money acting like a whore who married an old rich guy because they are lazy but don’t mind fucking a lot to get what they want and the whole thing is fuckin’ desperate, but I guess not as desperate as leaving your job as a cocktail waitress at a seedy stripclub to be on shitty reality shows that don’t deserve to be on TV but are on TV because there are so many fuckin’ channels and they need to fill the shit up somehow, but I guess when you have no shame and are a piece of trash, there is no thing as being desperate and instead you’re at the fuckin’ top of your game right now, right? I don’t get why guys find this kind of pudgy garbage worth lookin’ at, maybe I’m gay, but I think it’s got more to do with her not being worth stickin’ my dick in, regardless of me having no standards or not…

Posted in:megan hauserman|Tits|Trash

2009

18

Mar

Liverpool Fashion Week is Really Fashionable of the Day

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I’ve been covering Liverpool Fashion Week because I find it funny, not because I think Liverpool is a fashion hub or because I am a fashionable person who cares about what’s going on in fashion and keeping up with what city is celebrating fashion any given week. I’ve been covering it because it’s a fucking joke.

It’s like a combination of all the fuckin’ trashy working class people who managed to make themselves relevant in the UK, coming out to compare their herpe scabs and no name outfits while chain smoking or some shit.

It is a fucking disaster and I love it.

Posted in:Liverpool Fashion Week|Trash

2009

09

Mar

Kat Von D Looks Like a Truck Stop Bathroom Stall of the Day

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I don’t really get the appeal of alternative models, the fact that they are alternatives to models, pretty much means they are not hot enough to be models, so they go out and made a full category of their own and to make their below average looks more appealing, they go out and tattoo the shit up and piece the shit up and do other mods that shouldn’t actually be called mods because the only thing that shit modifies is how disgusting and used up a bitch looks, but

Kat Von D isn’t one of those alternative models, she’s just famous for being a tattoo artist who may or may not jack those alternative girls up, who I assume wrote a book and some creepy fan brought out some lingerie to give her at a signing, because he feels like it’s the least he can do since he’s been jerking off to her the last few years and figures she deserve a gift, especially one that provides new fantasies for him, because he can now imagine her in the panties he used to wear while watching her show, before washing and re-packaging them and giving them to her, if you know what I mean and since the only other person at the signing was her dad because she has no fans…it may the whole thing nice and smooth.

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