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2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tit of the Day

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I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.


Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace


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Posted in:Boob|cleavage|Lindsay Lohan|Tit|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan's Hot Tit of the Day

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I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.


Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace


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Lohan’s Hot Tits in a Blue Dress Pictures
Lohan’s Hard Nipples in a T-Shirt in Rehab
Lohan Pickin Her Wedgie and Showing Off Her Tits in a Bikini
Lohan Tits in a White Bikini

Posted in:Boob|cleavage|Lindsay Lohan|Tit|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Katherine Heigl Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

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I told a girl over the internet that I loved her and wanted her to get me pregnant so that I could get her abortion. She never answered me back and it broke my heart that such genius statements get overlooked by people. It makes it hard to get to the top when people just discount that shit, without actually considering the poetic beauty of the shit I say, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that Katherine Heigl is picking her wedgie or scratching her badly wiped ass because it’s starting to burn, itch and make her feel uncomfortable.

When I was growing up, I knew a girl who constantly scratched her snatch. I never really understood, because we were in High School, but every change bitch got she’d be going at her crotch like shit was on fire and she had to put it out. She wasn’t very popular with the other boys, but I was committed to finding the source of the problem, I am a humanitarian like that. One night after drinking a bit too much, I started giving her attention she never got before and getting her pants off was about as challenging as taking off my own pants, I almost regretted it when I saw her greenish/yellow stained panties and smelled death, but then I came and forgot about it and decided to keep her around for the next couple of years.


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Posted in:Ass|Katherine Heigl|Picking|Unsorted|Wedgie

2007

19

Oct

I am – Katherine Heigl Pickin' Her Ass of the Day

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I told a girl over the internet that I loved her and wanted her to get me pregnant so that I could get her abortion. She never answered me back and it broke my heart that such genius statements get overlooked by people. It makes it hard to get to the top when people just discount that shit, without actually considering the poetic beauty of the shit I say, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that Katherine Heigl is picking her wedgie or scratching her badly wiped ass because it’s starting to burn, itch and make her feel uncomfortable.

When I was growing up, I knew a girl who constantly scratched her snatch. I never really understood, because we were in High School, but every change bitch got she’d be going at her crotch like shit was on fire and she had to put it out. She wasn’t very popular with the other boys, but I was committed to finding the source of the problem, I am a humanitarian like that. One night after drinking a bit too much, I started giving her attention she never got before and getting her pants off was about as challenging as taking off my own pants, I almost regretted it when I saw her greenish/yellow stained panties and smelled death, but then I came and forgot about it and decided to keep her around for the next couple of years.


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Katherine Heigl at the Emmy Awards

Posted in:Ass|Katherine Heigl|Picking|Unsorted|Wedgie

2007

19

Oct

I am – Elle Macpherson's See Through Top of the Day

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I hate girls with short stubby legs and I don’t know why. I never really had standards in my life and I was never a leg man in but every time I go out and see these long torso bitches with these thick short legs they instantly turn into dudes so that I don’t even notice them anymore. It even happens when they are ridiculously hot, I just can’t stomach the thought of them aging into this fat short legged dumpy ass bitches. I guess it’s because long thin legs, usually leads to a nice tight ass, and a nice tight ass leads to a nice tight vagina and a nice tight vagina leads to a nice stomach and at that point tits just don’t matter. It’s all built from the ground up.

Elle Macpherson may be older and not as hot as she was in the 80s, but if you were the dude who was banging her in the 80s and you knew she’d end up looking like this 20 years later, you probably wouldn’t have let her dump you ass for someone with more money, you probably would have kidnapped her and kept her in a cage so that she never ran away, but you’re weird because just knowing I slammed Elle Macpherson in her prime would lead me to a life of only fucking hotter girls than her, she set the bar and the good thing being is a guy is that there is always someone younger and fresher and stupid enough to sit on your dick and by your dick I mean someone with enough game to land Elle Macpherson not someone who lives in a basement apartment and works at a post office by day and a professional RPG player by night….if you know what I mean, which you probably do….all too well.


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Posted in:Elle Macpherson|See Through|Tits|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Elle Macpherson’s See Through Top of the Day

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I hate girls with short stubby legs and I don’t know why. I never really had standards in my life and I was never a leg man in but every time I go out and see these long torso bitches with these thick short legs they instantly turn into dudes so that I don’t even notice them anymore. It even happens when they are ridiculously hot, I just can’t stomach the thought of them aging into this fat short legged dumpy ass bitches. I guess it’s because long thin legs, usually leads to a nice tight ass, and a nice tight ass leads to a nice tight vagina and a nice tight vagina leads to a nice stomach and at that point tits just don’t matter. It’s all built from the ground up.

Elle Macpherson may be older and not as hot as she was in the 80s, but if you were the dude who was banging her in the 80s and you knew she’d end up looking like this 20 years later, you probably wouldn’t have let her dump you ass for someone with more money, you probably would have kidnapped her and kept her in a cage so that she never ran away, but you’re weird because just knowing I slammed Elle Macpherson in her prime would lead me to a life of only fucking hotter girls than her, she set the bar and the good thing being is a guy is that there is always someone younger and fresher and stupid enough to sit on your dick and by your dick I mean someone with enough game to land Elle Macpherson not someone who lives in a basement apartment and works at a post office by day and a professional RPG player by night….if you know what I mean, which you probably do….all too well.


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Posted in:Elle Macpherson|See Through|Tits|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Ass Cleavage of the Day

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The thing I like about Britney is that she proves that people love trainwrecks. She’s done everything in her power to make the world hate her or feel sorry for her, or laugh at her, or want to fuck her and she’s still got the number one song out there, so no matter what you say about her being a bad mother or drug addict or crazy, none of that really matters because she’s famous and successful and that shit goes a lot farther than being a good parent.

The other thing I like about Britney is that she’s a fat chick I want to bend over and smell like we’re a couple of dogs in the dog park. I just have a thing for trying to figure out what she ate for dinner the night before.

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s untouchable. She’s one of those celebrities who you will never be able to seduce, not because she isn’t a desperate stupid girl that would probably be impressed with by a shiny new quarter, but because K-Fed has damaged her and from this point on it’ll be impossible to be the next K-Fed, which is too bad because it was kind of a retirement dream of mine.

She prove that so much can change in a person from the age of 16 to 25 and she’s pretty much doing everything we all hoped she would do, like showing off her tits and pussy and rockin’ jeans that don’t fit because she’s living the dream that she’s still a size small. Unfortunately it’s about 10 years too late, but I usually take what I can get.

Here she is with some ass cleavage.


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2007

19

Oct

I am – Adriana Lima and Airport Security of the Day

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So Adriana Lima is like you and me, except she’s good looking, gets paid to be good looking, and travels the world to make obscene amounts of money, but she still gets searched by security, proving that all that other shit just doesn’t matter, because what it comes down to is that she’s not some fantasy, she still takes shits, and she’s probably just as annoying as your last girlfriend, but not because she’s in the fifth grade, but because she’s probably only got a fifth grade education, before being poached by a modeling agency and taken to the top. That was a fucking long sentence and I guess nothing I say really matters, but what does matter is that if I was the security card, I’d definitely demand a full cavity search, with my dick, because you can never trust those South Americans, they are always up to cocaine smuggling and being lady boys.

Here she is at Airport security, making dude’s shitty 10 dollar an hour job all worth it.


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Airport|Model|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So some girl who reads the site wants to meet me and take a bath for me. She keeps sending me heavily erotic emails about how badly she wants to eat my cum and how badly she wants to suck my dick and how tight her pussy is. I know that this person is someone who wants to kill me and are trying to lure me with images of tight little blond chicks getting off to me so I asked her to send me a video to prove that it’s her. If that comes through I will know for a fact that I am the next big thing to hit the internet, literally, unfortunately for you, if it comes through I am not going to share it with you, because no one ever sharces naked pics or videos of their girlfriends with me. Reality is that it is some 45 year old dude with a dildo in his ass, wearing lipstick and sharpening the knife he’s going to kill me with, but at least the fantasy’s there and so are my links…cuddles.

Some Model Falling on the Runway Video
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TV’s Best Nymphos
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Daxter From Some PSP Game in the Crazy Chamber Because You Like Video Games, They Are Your Friends
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Check Out the Girls in the FHM Hometown Honey Search Because You May Know Them and May Have Banged Some of them But I Doubt It…
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Carrie Underwood Showin’ Off Her Single Legs
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Ainett Stephens Has a Nipple Slip in the Water
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Sex On a Bridge The Movie
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Amy Winehouse Fuckign Wasted in Video
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Interview With a Whore Named Ceara Lynch
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Some Hot Chicks and Some Hot Cars
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Lohan is a Homewrecker and Her New BF and His Fiance He Left For Lohan Have It Out on Myspace. It Is Funny because Everyone Knows Lohan Will Dump This Fucker Leaving Him All Alone and Sad….
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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking For Work…I’ll Hire Her To Get on Webcam For Me For a Couple Dollars
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Kim Kardashian Is Wearing a Corset Because She’s Fat
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Hilary Duff in Mexico Not Naked or Squatting Enough For This Mexican
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Claire Danes is Crazy and Has Been in Therapy Since She Was 6 Because She Was Scared of her Imaginary Friends
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Some Extreme Beer Pong for You Frat Boys
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Britney’s Got an Ironic T-Shirt Because She’s So Poetic
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Sharon Osbourne Grabbing Some Tit
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Cindy Margolis Showing Off her Cleavage in a Skimpy Outfit Like This Was the Internet in 1997
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The Hegre Girls on Vacation Naked and Hot
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Watch This Crackhead Singing the Song From Dreamgirls…Did You Know…You’re My Jennifer Hudson?
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Slash Talks About Hallucinating After Shooting Cocaine
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Joely Rchardson From Nip Tuck Is Skinny As Fuck and You Love Anorexic Bitches So Check Her Out…
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Jennifer Aniston Hates Brad Pitt
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Donald Trump Hates Angelina Jolie
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Ass in Some Tight Skirt
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Some Fat Kid Falls During a School Play
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Jessica Biel is a Fucking Man and Here She is Without Her Tranny Make-Up Lookin’ Like a Man
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John Goodman Checks Out of Rehab…Next Stop…McDonalds then Fat Camp
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Victoria’s Secret Christmas Pajama Party Pictures
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Jaslene Proves that America’s Next Top Model Doesn’t Know How To Pick ’em In Some Sheer Top
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Some Ice Skating Topless Chick Prank
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Amy Winehouse Got Arrested….
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Steve-O Does the Cooter Hop Over Some Naked Chick
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Hot Wedding Dress When You’re Marrying a Whore
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Some Hot Chick Named Patrycja Mikula Lookin Hot in Panties
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Some Homemade Sex Tape
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Some Flexible Russian Chick Bending
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Deshawn Stevenson from Some Sports Team Likes Lohan nad is Offering 10,000 dollars to get in Contact with Her….I’ve Got Some Serious Competition in Trying to Get in Her Box Right Now…
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American Apparel Turns Sleazy Artistic with Tits and Reindeer
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Lohan’s Uncle Was Busted for a DUI
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JK Rowling Has Trouble Keep Her Harry Potters in Her Dress at Press Conference
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The Hot Girl in Girls Aloud Showing Off her Hot Body
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Obie Trice and Saigon do a Remix for “Wanna Know” for Entourage and This is the Video
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Some Slut Rubbing Her Tits in the Forum
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Daft Punk Alive – Album Download in the Forum
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Eminem Presents – Re-Up – Album Download
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Japanese Ice Skater Because Japanese People are Crazy
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Download Bruce Springsteen – Magic in the stepFORUM
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Hot Lesbian Sex at the Beach
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Girl Sticks Paint Brushes in her Ass
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Sophie and Kylie Making Out in Lingerie Video
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Some Girl On Photobucket Showin’ Off Her Ass
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Some Band I’ve Never Heard of Versus Halo 3 – for you Gamers
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Some Reader’s Hip Hop Mix Set
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Look at this Picture Because It’s Fucking Sick….and Funny….All At the Same Time….
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Find All the Latest In Celebrity Pussy Here
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Some Girl and Her Fucking Machine Orgasms….
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Sex on the Tanning Bed Video
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Find the Best Sites To Jerk Off To
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Use this Shit if You Like to Fuck
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The Longest Webcam Video I Have Ever Seen With Teen Girls Dancing in Bras and Underwear Trying to Be Seductive Like They Are in a Hip Hop Video…If you Know the Girl In Black Have Her Email Me If She’s 18
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

18

Oct

I am – Uma Thurman See Through Dress Picture of the Day

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So Uma Thurman was at some fashion event and decided to show up in some see through dress and you’re not complaining because it’s been a while since you’ve seen a nipple in the flesh, and this is almost the next best thing, but not really because you are still sitting at home alone in front of your computer, crying on the inside.

I am just teasing man, I don’t want you to kill yourself, but I do know a few people who should probably kill themselves and one of them was this dude I saw the other day having a fucking fit because a dude let his dog piss on his grass. The guy came out of his house screaming and started throwing fists at the dude with the dog and I just stood about 10 feet away watching and laughing because I like watching problems unfold before me, like I am watching TV, even though it was real life. I also went to a bar the other day and wanted to know how much the tequila was, and the bitch just looked at me like I wasn’t even in the fucking place so I moved in on her and asked her if she could speak or if she was just a mute bitch because I could tell she was stupid but didn’t realize she was that stupid, she wasn’t impressed so I moved onto 2 fat chicks who were dancing and asked if they were professionally trained, because that’s my pick up line, feel free to use it. They were doing the running man and had about as much rhythm as my dick coming in and out of erection, which isn’t very much. Either way, they tried to snob me out so I decided to introduce every fucking dude who walked into the place to them like they were famous until they got their boyfriends and friends to come after me and get physical, but not Olivia Newton John physical, I’m talking trying to rough me up….

Either way, here’s Uma Thurman’s tits in a dress that is fashionable to me because it’s see through and I am still waiting for all clothes to be see through. I know you like her because she was Kill Bill and that shit’s as close as movies get to being a comic book and you relate well to comic books.


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