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2007

20

Aug

I am – Christina Aguilera's Crazy Fucking Cleavage of the Day

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Being the slowest site to update out there, I am sure you’ve seen all these pictures before, but it’s Monday so I don’t really give a fuck about giving you what you need and how fast you need it, I am still trying to wake the fuck up and deal with the fact that my life is pretty fucking shitty, especially when I am sitting here cropping pictures of a bitch with big tits, like it’s fucking newsworthy or relevant to the world.

I am more fascinated with milk filled tits than I am with fake tits, lucky for use Augilera has both since she’s knocked up and a highend stipper or pornstar who doesn’t need to fuck on camera or get naked on stage for some dude’s pocket change, she does it behind closed doors but she still has to live up to the image by getting fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, and a manager boyfriend type who is ready to exploit her the first chance he gets to make a dollar, because that’s just what his kind does….

I once knew a stripper who made breast milk a huge part of her act. The stripclub was in some small town in some barn and the girls were all pretty strong from working the fields all day and the pole all night. This one bitch they called Creamy Clementine would get on stage and hose the locals down with her tit milk from having numerous kids and a breast pump that kept shit going well into her 40s. Anyway, I originally didn’t understand why all the grown men were going crazy like she was the Kool Aid guy and she just broke through their highschool cafeteria wall, but they were fucking hooked. I am talking pushing each other down and beating each other up to get to the stream of milky goodness squirting out of her tit.

I never took part in this show because it grossed me out and I didn’t research what kind of diseases a diseased whore can spread through her tits so I just kept my curiosity at bay until this guy I knew with the hottest wife around asked me to babysit. I know asking a drunken pervert to babysit seems fucking weird, but I love kids and we had a good time, the only problem is that she had about 4 bottles of her milk set aside for the kid and I couldn’t help but taste it thinking about old Creamy Clementine from years before.

I got hooked and I drank all 4 bottles, shit was powerful and I needed more so I’d show up unexpected a couple times a week and down all the tit milk I could find….that was until they caught on and I was blacklisted from their home and banned as a friend of the family, but I still remember the smooth flavor that touched my lips and slowly dripped down my throat and every time I see a bitch with milk filled titties I get all excited to get a taste, for some reason asking for a taste never goes over as well as planned cuz girls just think you want to suck their tits and end up slapping you or having their husbands defend their honor, but I promise I’ve got good intentions….

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|cleavage|Pregnant|Tits|Unsorted

2007

20

Aug

I am – Kimberly Stewart Bikini Pictures of the Day

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The weekend is always pretty dull for me. I end up going out on Friday and getting carried away with the drinking so that on Saturday I can’t fucking function and end up passing out by midnight on the kitchen floor, and Sunday is always the day I have set to do shit like the dishes or the laundry or whatever around the house but it never fucking happens, I always get distracted or end up at my wife’s shitty tea party with disgusting bitches who can’t get dick, but trust me they are fucking trying and by the time I figure out a way to get the fuck out of that shit, I try to hit up the strippers to get a couple of lap dances to inspire me for the week of work, because new titties always make for new ideas but my wife had no money for me to steal and I was forced to stay in and smell her from the other room. I was considering posting all the new pictures that are came out over the weekend, but since it was the day of rest, I decided to sleep for 14 hours instead.

Here are some Kimmy Stewart pics in some booty short type bottoms riding up her ass….I always write about how this bitch looks like she’s been hit by a fuckin bus because her face is so fucking busted but she’s got a good enough body for me and I’d still watch her shower because I’d pretty much watch anyone shower, but that’s the kind of guy I am, I call it non-discriminating, and I should be an example to all you fucking bigots. Reality is bitch has cellulite an should be rocking a pair of those body contouring shorts that hide that shit, but if you’ve seen my wife, you would realize that a little out of shape skinny girl in boyshorts is a lot better than a morbidly obese fat girl in pretty much anything. So be a little more positive about things, asshole.


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kimberly Stewart|Unsorted

2007

19

Aug

I am – Tranny and Her Snake of the Day

I will never understand transexuals because it’s weird. I was reading about a dude who cut off his own cock in the UK because he thought he was a woman and not because he was fag. It’s all very strange to me and I am not a big fan of trannies, but when there are no women around they are a lot better than hairy men….especially this tranny because it had it’s very own set of tits that I didn’t get on video because I suck at life…

Either way, the only thing better than a tranny with her own set of tits is a tranny with her own set of tits and a snake. This post may suck but my wife is harassing me to go to some stupid get together with a group of fat whores with no husbands that she knows from the church who smell like cheese and crackers…

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

18

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got drunk last night and I don’t remember anything exciting happening, but that is probably because I don’t remember my night, but I do remember seeing a bachelorette party or stagette or whatever the fuck you call the parties that girls who are getting married go on as an answer to Bachelor parties. This bride to be was fucking disgusting and her crew were also disgusting. They were all drunk and pretty fucking easy because they were jealous that their ugly friend landed a man by probably sabotaging his condom on a one night stand, but then again, I don’t know who she is marrying and he could be equally ugly as her….but I like to assume that the whole thing was some weird joke on us, like she wasn’t really getting married at all, she just went out like that as a tool to get dudes to talk to them. Unfortunately, it wasn’t working very well for because no dudes wanted to take part in their stupid party games like buying her lollipops or signing her thigh, they would just walk by annoyed, as if they were being attacked by a homeless crackhead for change. I saw one poor drunk guy get sucked into her trap and he didn’t know what the fuck he was doing or what the fuck he got himself into but it looked like they took him back to his hotel room, making me believe that no sex is better than an orgy with ditch pigs…

Here are my links….


Beach Beauty Contest Paying Tribute to Hot Beach Bodies…
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Jenna Jameson Looking’ Like HIV Out and About
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Poor Girl Can’t Afford a Skirt
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Celebrity Catwalk for Charity was the Other Night and Some D-Lister Showed Off Her Ass…
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Suck My News…for the Week…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some 18 year Old Rides the Sybian
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Fall 2007 Collection Ads
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Jordan Likes a Shaved Asshole
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Some Idiot Girl Pretending to Be Lohan Pulling a David Hasselhoff and it’s Not Funny…
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Some Chick Is a Disaster as She interviews Holly Hunt
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Ashley Tisdale at Some Event Lookin’ Pretty Okay
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Lohan’s Tits Go On a Bikeride
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Fucks a Teddybear…
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What the Hell happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Amy Winehouse Shoplifting Pictures
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Hooters Bikini Pageant Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Got a New Nose
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Some Running of the Bulls Carnage.
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Toxic on the Ukelele
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Some Scared Cheater Ends Up Naked Hanging Outside a Window
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Jack Nicholson has Broken Saliva Glands
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Some Weird Women in Film Video
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Some Chick Named Larissa’s Photoshoot
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Rampage Jackson Farts on a Female Reporters Face
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Lilly Allen Leaves a Club is a Huge Plastic Bag….Because She Realizes No One Wants to See Her
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Whud’ya know about Christopher Walken
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Christina Aguilera Shopping With Her Family
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Some Webcam Chick Named Anabelle Doing Her Thing
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To Catch a Predator – Reunion Special
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Jay Z Has Crazy Money
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High Elvis On Stage Video I Fucking Love…
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Some Kids Destroy Some Dudes New Hummer
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Paris Hilton in the Same Dress as a 10 Year Old
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Some NSFW Dwarf Sex
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Some Girl’s Slutty Pics for her Boyfriend….With Penetration…
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Put Your Hands Up For Detroit Has Lots of Sluts Showing Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Does Some Crazy Tongue Tricks Video
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Some Girl is Not Cheap or the Porn Site Money Talks…
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FleshFlicks – Briana Banks Bangs Some Dude
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A List of Stage Names…
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Rhianna’s VMA Promo Shoot Shot by David Lachapelle
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Next Door Nikki is Knocked Up Nikki Because Sluts Always End Up Getting Knocked Up…
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Weightlifter Shits Herself When Trying To Lift Too Much
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Video Footage of the Earthquake in Peru …We’re All Going to Die the Earth is Out to Get Us…
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Chick Can Open A Bottle of Beer With Her Tit
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Burt and Ernie Do The Movie Casino…
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Some Kid Doing an Impressive Backflip
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That chick Luba Naked – Dressed Like a Gypsy and Fucking Hottest Body Ever…
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Some Mandy Moore Singing Some Umberella….
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

17

Aug

I am – Amy Winehouse's Dirty Underwear of the Day

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I once knew a girl who never changed her underwear. She owned about 3 pairs and would always rotate them every couple of days. Every time I’d see her, I would ask her why she always wore the same fucking pair of underwear and she said because they didn’t smell. I always had a problem going down on her knowing that her shit was wrapped in what was pretty much the equivalent of a used tampon, but for some reason she didn’t smell and I was pretty perverted at the time so I didn’t let it bother me….

Amy Winehouse looks like the type of girl who probably doesn’t wash her underwear, she looks like she’s too busy getting high in a one bedroom apartment with her friends and only gets up to get more drugs. I guess when you are laying high in a pool of your own piss, changing your underwear isn’t your top priority, but the sad thing is that I’d still go down on her, just to see if I would come out of the whole experience alive.


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Posted in:Addict|Amy Winehouse|Crack|Underwear|Unsorted|Whore

2007

17

Aug

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear of the Day

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I once knew a girl who never changed her underwear. She owned about 3 pairs and would always rotate them every couple of days. Every time I’d see her, I would ask her why she always wore the same fucking pair of underwear and she said because they didn’t smell. I always had a problem going down on her knowing that her shit was wrapped in what was pretty much the equivalent of a used tampon, but for some reason she didn’t smell and I was pretty perverted at the time so I didn’t let it bother me….

Amy Winehouse looks like the type of girl who probably doesn’t wash her underwear, she looks like she’s too busy getting high in a one bedroom apartment with her friends and only gets up to get more drugs. I guess when you are laying high in a pool of your own piss, changing your underwear isn’t your top priority, but the sad thing is that I’d still go down on her, just to see if I would come out of the whole experience alive.


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Posted in:Addict|Amy Winehouse|Crack|Underwear|Unsorted|Whore

2007

17

Aug

I am – Hayden Panettiere Gets a Ticket of the Day

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So people say that this bitch is the next Lohan. I say she’s the next Roseanne Barr. She’s like the girl who’s okay looking in high school but when you see her i few years later she’s about 40 pounds overweight and has 2 kids with 2 different fathers and you’re just like “what the fuck happened to her?”.

I guess I am kinda like Roseanne Barr too and I am sure if people from my highschool saw me today, they’d think the same fucking thing, but I guess the reality of it all is that I am not relying on my looks to get me ahead in life, but I am pretty sure Hayden is.

Either way, this is an email I got yesterday from some creepy Lohan fan….

Subject: Big fan of Lindsay Lohans

I was just interested in how you got her phone # I am not a stalker I have just been trying to get ahold of her through her people and nothing has worked I am disabled and simply want to meet her that’s all.

DJ Cochran

Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere’s Tits Getting a Ticket…..


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2007

17

Aug

I am – Pink is a Man in a Leotard of the Day

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There was a time when I was really into leotards. I am not talking about when my stepdaughters were five and taking dance classes because that’s not the kind of guy I am, I am talking about when they started to hit the scene in the last couple of years. I remember in the 90s girls would wear these things called body suits that had snaps in the crotch and would pretty much be these tight fucking shirts that made a nice change in scenery from bitches in over-sized t-shirts. I was always fascinated by an article of clothing that touched the ass, pussy and tits all at the same time and I guess I carried that over into my life today. I remember convincing my stepdaughters to wear leotards and walk around the house in them because despite not being able to get hard, my love for clothing that touched tits, ass and pussy at the same time never changed…and as American Apparel started pumping more and more of them out and girls from all walks of life started wearing them daily, I became a happy man….

That was until today, when these pictures of Pink wearing a leotard pretty much disgusted me. Her broad manly shoulders and the penis bulge that I can only imagine she’s hiding behind that skirt thing of hers is about as sexy as prison rape and that is why I am posting them for you, because I know you have a fantasy for prison rape. Don’t worry, it doesn’t make you a fag if no one knows you get off to men shoving their dicks in you violently….well, maybe it does…but just a little.


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Posted in:Leotard|Man|Pink|Unsorted

2007

17

Aug

I am – Hating Mimes of the Day

Every city I’ve been to in the last 3 years has had at least one of these fuckers. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t travel that much, but it seems like this is the trend in street performing. There are motherfuckers who spray paint themselves gold and pretend they are a statue or an Academy Award. I saw one motherfucker who covered himself in plaster to look like a real statue. I saw another fat lazy dude in Chicago once who was sitting there with his gangster buddy smoking cigarettes in preparation of his stupid street show that consists of him standing still until someone throws money in his bucket, where he will change positions and freeze until some other motherfucker gives him money then he’ll change positions again. I

I remember trying to make one of these motherfuckers dance because he was creeping me out with his no moving bullshit and I took a pocket full of nickels and threw them in his bucket one by one, so he’d switch position and I’d throw in another one and he’d switch positions again….it lasted for about 1 minute and then he got mad at me and stopped moving again…

I realize now that trying to look up this mime’s skirt is the easiest way to break her character. Or I guess you could grab her titties or really any form of sexual harassment will get her moving. The sad thing is that I’ve had women in bed who moved less than this, and yes they were still breathing and yes they were roofied up, but that’s only because that’s how I seduce women….it’s easier than going to the gym or having good conversation or buying them drinks…

Either way, here’s the video….

Posted in:stepTV|Unsorted

2007

17

Aug

I am – The Uncensored Vanessa Minnillo Pictures of the Day

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Do you remember when Nick Lachey and his girlfriend went to Mexico and frolicked around naked and fucked in the hot tub and it was all caught by some photographer that they had the Mexican government kill and forced all the pictures that were released off the internet so that in a couple months time it would be like they never happened because we would have all forgotten….it turns out that they weren’t forgotten and these pictures surfaced recently in some Spanish Magazine.

I am not an expert at spotting fakes, but these are pretty believable to me. I would assume that this Minnillo slut has a solid bush and I am okay with that because I am a fan of bush. I can never tell whether I am a legitimate fan of bush because I haven’t come face to face with one in years, not because waxing and shaving is what every 14 year old and her mother does now as scheduled as brushing their teeth, but because I am a married man who doesn’t ever look at his wife’s cunt. That said, I think girls with bush are breaking down the mainstream, they are saying no to the Chachi way of bald and owning their natural state and when some girls tell me over the internet that they have never shaved before, it reminds me of some kind of magical forest that the building developers haven’t started building on, or like a deserted island that no one has ever visited and that shit is hotter than razor burn.

Either way, I don’t want to get sued so I am going to just link this site that has the pictures loaded. Although I like seeing celebrities naked, I don’t like when they use some of the money in there huge bank accounts to get their revenge on me…..Even if they could be fake.

Vanessa Minnillo Full Nude Picture With Fat Tits Bush
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Vanessa Minnillo Side Tit
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Posted in:Bush|Mexico|Naked|Nick Lachey|Tits|Unsorted|Vanessa Minnillo