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2021

01

Mar

Tits At the Golden Globe Awards of the Day

I don’t consider myself an entertainment reporter or a film critic, despite having this retarded website that is 90 percent about celeb tit for basically 15 years or more…and either does anyone else, since I didn’t get my Golden Globe tickets I’d refuse to accept because fuck celebrities, entertainment, hollywood, and idiotic AWARD shows…

I also didn’t watch the Golden Globes, despite it being on free digital antennae, because I find the whole thing pandering, ridiculous and trash…

But I did see enough of it through pics, clips, etc, to know it is exactly what I expected it to be…

When you reduce the production value and turn it into that of a podcast put together by two college kids on Youtube, where celebs are staring at their laptop cameras being a little TOO real…reminding us that despite the lies they’ve pulled off to get into the mainstream conversation…so why the fuck would anyone want to waste time watching idiots compete over meaningless awards when they have all collectively sucked over the last year of movies because they are empty shells of humans…who are there for the money…just trying to stay relevant to not lose the money because all they care about is money…

THEN you have to see the Hollywood Foreign press shaming themselves with their diverse members for not having black people in the group, instead of just organically having black people interested in being part of their group, join the group…acting like they were involved in a lynching when…publicly spanking themselves…only to nominate and award enough black people and women to make you think they are just doing it to save face, scared to not award the non-black or non-woman….in this woke era of “CUT OUT THE TONGUES OF THOSE WE DISAGREE WITH SO THEY CAN’T DISAGREE”…

If anything, I find that whole thing racist, like rich white people finding black people to fill their agenda…and the black people must be asking themselves “did I even deserve this or am I a pawn being played”…

That’s not to say the Parking Patois guy didn’t deserve the Win..

He’s awesome, it’s to say that fuck these celebrities and their pandering, it’s pretty fucking obvious that they are professional liars and don’t give a fuck about anything but themselves…

That said, Norman Lear did social commentary, diversity, inclusivity right….through comedy….and whatever is going on now is some ghetto shit…

But the sluts did come out, and I am here to show them…

I know that I don’t have any influence on basically anything, I don’t exist, however I will still say that Hollywood still sets the tone, and they are doing it pretty irresponsible, even if no one actually cares, I am sure no one watched the shit show that was the Globes, but this woke and inclusive shit is so forced, so uptight, so boring and all an act, these people don’t care about inclusivity, or women directors, they are pandering, they are liars, some have had 30-40 year careers….so they set the tone for people to be uptight, Boring, eager to cancel….

When things should be less serious, more fun….let’s go back to fun and forget all these outraged fucks….or let’s just stare at their tits…

Tiffany Haddish looking for Common

Vanessa Kirby in the peek a boo dress but still showing zero tit

Sydney Sweeney deep throating ice cream

Salma Hayek looking hot

Margot Robbie another year older

Lily Collins showing off her hard earned rib bones

Keke Palmer Booty Shorts

Kaley Cuoco the Billionaire

Julia Garner with the deep cleavage dress… not so deep cleavage tits

Gal Gadot secretly pregnant in this photo

Eiza Gonzalez post nose job

Amanda Seyfried off the farm

Skinny Anya Taylor-Joy being skinny

Elle Fanning Showing TITTY

Rosamund Pike sticking to her character

Emma Corin doing some weird shit

Last but not least, Sarah Hyland’s new clone

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2021

01

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The essential workers, like all the vaccine pushers out there, are the victims of COVID, because they are so overhyped and overvalued, making them think they are important….when really when all these COVID marketing ends…they’ll be forgotten.

Luckily, a handful of the medical workers out there know that this is a short lived moment of opportunity for them to cash the fuck in and they are doing it the OnlyFans way….

In previous years, when medical workers were as important as they are for the health of the population, they’d be in trouble for posting nudes online but now that they are “heroes”….monetizing those nudes by dudes feeling like buying their nudes is doing their part is supporting the pandemic…you know like OnlyFans is Gofund me….

Nurses, more than a fetish….

Not to mention, the Pandemic LOVES bigging them up, as does the media and Hollywood….where any and all events from Super Bowl to the NYE Ball Drop, to your ball drop last week at 40, you underdeveloped weirdo…..to the GOLDEN GLOBES….are all for the “essential workers”….maybe pawns out of them by using them in order to still do their bullshit rich person things like throw events…

But they see it as the industry finally recognizing them, not using them, but at least some know it’s a money making time that they can bank their fucking money and if the rich who are not phased by COVID, who are probably monetizing off covid, can use them all they want, so long as it keeps the NURSE dream alive….it helps with the sales of their nudes…and is a great stress reliever when you have a ton of money for getting naked for dudes to jerk off…in a stressful time for them and this is their release…

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2021

01

Mar

Kate Hudson Crotch Shot of the Day

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Here’s a Kate Hudson crotch shot that you can safely observe through your computer screen, because you know that it’s dangerous in person, radioactive or just polluted…the Asbestos of vaginas…have you or your loved ones suffered Mesothelioma….or maybe we call her the Round-Up pussy because that’s got their class action lawsuit going too…and I think Kate Hudson may be responsible to the equal number of deaths…at least based on Owen Wilson trying to suicide back when he was dating her….something I’ll never let die because Owen Wilson is god…and anything that tries to take down our blonde rich kid surfer bro from texas is an enemy….

That said, Kate Hudsons scam is really just being born to the right pussy, so that she could take all the jobs otherwise suited for Goldie Hawn…

She was nominated for a GOLDEN GLOBE in some scam of scams because Kate Hudson doesn’t know how to act, but it’s all political, unfortunately, literally POLITICAL…like SHUT THE FUCK up political…all you uptight fucks…

I guess she takes time off from being a dot com ecommerce billionaire at Fabletics to pretend she’s an “artist” and not some drunk Hollywood rich kid who’s been banged out alot..

I am surprised those shorts can contain the monster I am imagining lives in her 40+ womb….but maybe I’m over reacting to a garbage celebrity and her slutty shorts….

Kate and her golden globes because I needed to make a Golden Globe titty reference…in an “she bought em, so at least she’s using em”…titty content.

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2021

01

Mar

Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and all the Kardashians are either part of some agenda to keep people vapid idiots, you know give them a goal and objective to aspire towards as they destroy any personal and human relationships and turn themselves into products, or personal brands they are marketing to the world on social media….all in hops of popping off on some level, probably never at the Kardashian level, because I don’t think the future will allow another piece of shit money grubbing family to ever achieve what they’ve achieved……

I think they exist by a level of strategy and the right timing, but it could be a deal with the devil, who knows….but with the right teamsin place they were able to achieve the weirdness that they’ve achieved…

They have turned an ugly family into profit, turn bullshit noise into billions of dollars…

So as they keep on fucking bringing the product lines, the fake faces and fake bodies, the muppeteering weirdness that they’ve orchestrated and for whatever reasons, society has embraced….and are trying to emulate… they don’t just go along with it, they EAT it up and WANT it so bad and actually do what these trashcans tell them….

They pull out their wallets,they buy, they talk about them like their stories matter, despite the Kardashians as a whole being totally uninteresting.. they get the fake faces, they do the sleazy selfies….all forgetting to notice that the Kardashians are ugly trolls, even with their fake IG filters on… because they are all fake, and they are only here to get your fucking money….it’s pretty disgusting…but people have the power to unfollow and don’t…so we keep having to look at their tits in various sleazy shoots for likes, follows that they can convert into dollars, since life is all only about monetizing oneself….self promotion, marketing, you are a commodity…a personal brand…no longer a human…which is probably why society is where it’s at….not because of the Kardashians, but because it is why the Kardashians exist..

That said, Kylie’s got some monster tits though…I guess they’d have to be…to balance out the rest of her fat weirdness…and I hear rappers like it.

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2021

01

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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Mondays are for MILFs because it’s about the rebirth and you need a MILF, or at least a MOM to champion or be the ambassador of the rebirth…..so this is all ASPIRATIONAL….you know to keep you inspired like you are a slick with afterbirth and ready to take on the day….

MILFs, which I am using as a general term, because I don’t know if I’d want to fuck all these options if given the opportunity, cuz moms are relatively a disgusting concept…

But Milfs, in that they too are experiencing a rebirth, one that may be about not giving a fuck, finally embracing their true self and not worried about what the world has to say, while coupled with their higher sex drive from being a mom, you know being knee deep in unsexy mom shit, taking that selfcare time to shine….because masturbation is their only salvation, releases and eventually they want to help YOU masturbate to help THEM masturbate.

It’s all so complicated…but here they are….

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2021

01

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld Gets Gay of the Day

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This is a pretty important moment in cinematic history, at least for the Hailee Steinfeld fans, because she’s kissing a girl in the bath, you know to showcase how serious she is as an actor, and how she’ll put herself out there for her art, knowing that lesbian shit will lead to critically acclaimed reviews, plus it’s fun to dabble in lesbianism, even on set of some show, because you can be gay for pay and not have any guilt about it…since you know in this era of everyone being gay and diverse, no guilt is being had from girls eating each other’s buttholes for the internet, TV, TINDER, or fun….we’re all a bunch of heathen perverts into cumming.

That’s not the point, the point is that she’s looking hotter than ever, is reinventing herself as a serious actor who will eat pussy for a role, and we need more of that, even though everyone is that!

But yes, it’s a rebrand to make her or keep her A-List, relevant, and not seen as some candy pop bullshit star, she’s edgy….or soemthing…who cares…she looks good and most actors can’t say the same…so I’ll take it.

Hailee in a pantsuit = gay

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2021

01

Mar

Irina Shayk is Green in Vogue Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a Russian model who I used to think was the hottest model in the Sports Illustrated stable of models, which wasn’t saying much, because even before the whole inclusion thing made them stray from hot chicks and basically become a parody of themselves that I was planning to do back in the day but never had the budget to do, where instead of hot SI models, you use fat as fuck girls, but that parody became a reality thanks to enough people whining on the internet and media folding to the agenda…

But yeah, even though her being the hottest SI model, in an era where that didn’t mean much, cuz the other models were Nina Agdal….all thanks to playing it proper after being a beard to Ronaldo……only to become a beard to Brad Cooper knowing that getting knocked up by him after her decade struggle of basically climbing through the mountains of Siberia to escape communist Russia….to top the charts of bikini pics pervert american bros jerk off to….meant EAT THAT SPERM WITH THAT UTERUS HARD and FAST before it’s all taken away from you like it was for your grandparents when Russian went Communist…you know that sense of urgency..

Well, she’s back in Russia, at least in photos for their fashion magazine, because she’s one of their own…a reminder that Russian woman despite being cold and calculated are some of the best women…

This green shit is weird, but St Patrick’s Day is coming and it’s better than the Lucky Charms that turn your cereal milk green…but you can jerk off to both, one is just a better option…there’s a fetish in this…it’s just too bad that if she’s going to go all Irish, why not do some Riverdance….

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2021

01

Mar

Win a Pin-Up Book of the Day

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The story is that 100 nude photographs taken in 1950 were found over 7 decades after they were taken. They have never been seen publicly before and no one really knows anything about the images.

The negatives were found in a steamer truck at an Estate Sale on Long Island. The images had been untouched for 7 decades, the name of the photographer and the models are all unknown.

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2021

01

Mar

Ashley Tervort Does Yoga of the Day

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Ashley Tervort is some big titty model that you’ve probably never heard of, but should, because she’s got massive tits, and that’s all she really needs to be interesting and/or compelling in a society based on loving the big tits on the skinny bodies…

She does the whole IG, TikTok, Snapchat, Youtube, Twitter thing, but her primary focus is probably OnlyFans, because when you’re built like this, you best be getting fucking paid for your half naked content showcasing what everyone is interested in and willing to pay to see. It’s like genetics gave you the best birth defect ever and like a freak in the 1920s touring the Carnivals, she can charge an admittance fee to the drooling perverts to get a glimpse of what she’s working with…because monster tits are the best birth defect ever…even when they are done aftermarket by some plastic surgeon with a god complex…the freakier the more people want to see them…

I’ve always said if you’re a big titty bitch and not a millionaire, you’ve done yourself dirty, you’ve done wrong, you’ve been misguided…because big tits are a fucking currency, a lottery win at puberty….something that you can fall back on because men everywhere will be impressed by the tits, into the tits, hypnotized by the tits…and you don’t even need to be hot…so long as you got them tits…

That is why Breast Reduction surgery is so evil, it’s robbing women of the right to monetize….you know get that shit after you’re done MILKING those shits like they are big enough to be milked to feed an entire starving nation….send this bitch to famine ridden countries and let her SUPERPOWER save humanity…kind of thing….maybe I should write that graphic novel no one will read or publish….some “massive titty model from instagram saves the starving world and cures world hunger with her super power breast milk”….it is TITTY MILK mondays and I jsut came off that post…not an actually ‘CAME FROM THAT POST”…but I wrote it…with my VERY own fingers and the follow-up post is THESE TITS….they are massive…I am sucked in….because big titties WORK…

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Posted in:Ashley Tervort

2021

01

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I saw that there was a breast feeding ad for some women’s health company on the network televised Golden Globes, because breast feeding is natural and not something sexual at all….it’s feeding baby shit…

TELL THAT TO ALL THE DUDES WHO JERKED OFF TO THE TITS ON TV….in the first nationally broadcast breast feeding commercial….

I guess any excuse is a good excuse to get titties on tv for the idiots watching the Golden Globes…you know to give them something worth looking at besides a bunch of loser celebrities who have gamed the system, are richer due to their investments due to COVID, while pretending to give a shit….about agendas they don’t give a shit about…but can’t say they don’t give a shit about them…because that will get them cancelled and they can’t have that…so they just go along with the nonsense…

Not that this is my hate the Golden Globes insanity, but there was a nationally televised breast feeding commercial, so this breast milk thing is clearly a bigger fetish than I thought….

So as I am grossed out by the natural function of tits, ejaculating human dairy, in this case not sexually, but because it is natural…and engorged breasts filled with Milk is really only something a monogamous husband should get excited for because of new tits…or someone lost in the woods conveniently with a breast feeding mom…so that you can survive off the tit….

I am being PROGRESSIVE…even though NO national media cover my support of MILKY tits like they covered the MILKY tit commercial that aired last night…

RACISTS…