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2021

12

Feb

Chelsea Handler Naked in The Snow of the Day

Here’s some Chelsea Handler in her retard helmet, you know because one more head injury will put her retard brain into a coma or some shit….promoting books before the government decides to ban books…in efforts to prove that despite being a retard she can still read….or at least post with books in hand at some ski trip she’s on because rich people have better lives than normals…who have to work to pay rent in their shitty apartments that they have been locked in for months thanks to COVID, because they don’t have the money or luxury to go to a winter retreat ski trip like they were Chelsea Handler…

I don’t know why this old bag of shit feels the need to get naked all the time, but she’s having a good time doing it, and I’ll look at any bags of shit naked, no matter how old and unfunny, overhyped, obnoxious, irritating they are….I’d just prefer if she was actually naked so we could see how meaty her cunt is…but instead I see a different kind of holocaust…

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2021

12

Feb

Rita Ora Cleavage of the Day

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Rita Ora is the set of tits that pretend they are a popstar when really none of her music has ever been heard by anyone despite having been a popstar for a long fucking time…far longer than any of the need breeds of popstar that all seem to be from Albania like Rita Ora….

I’ve found her tits pretty consistently hot, even as she nears or crosses the 30 year old mark….so I encourage any of her sleazy titty content whether it’s as part of marketing campaigns, bullshit hosting jobs, or even her music videos since that’s the real reason she came to america in the first place…riding on a Jay Z record deal squashed by Rihanna….as well as on Rob Kardashian’s dick…

It’s weird that she’s never had any major hits, considering she’s been doing this for so long and that she even fucked a bunch of producers who make hits…but I guess it doesn’t matter because thanks to social media she exists…and looks good…even when in idiotic costume..

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2021

12

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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To a panty fetishist, all panties are created equally…as long as they are dirty….or worn for three days, pissed, shat and discharged all over, because panty fetishists are weird…

But not as weird as the STIGMA of the FULL BACK panty, that I guess is making a comeback through annoying instagram empowerment, where women are banding together like full back panties are armpit hair and making a big deal about the sexiness of a full back panty…because I guess people have limited things to do …and when you create some bullshit activism around something…it makes it seem less whorey while being whorey…WORKS FOR ME…

As a dude, not a panty fetishist, but I’ve jerked off to girls in panties as much as I’ve jerked off to girls nude, I have never cared about the style of panty, the excitement was that it was underwear…so whether the bikinis are skimpier and worn in public or not…they ain’t panties though…

And the fact girls though Full Back panties were shit, or that panty lines were shit, and bought into THONGS because it made underwear companies millions…just reminds us that people are idiots…and do what they are told..

So do what you are told and give me money.

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2021

12

Feb

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own export who I assume is probably too important for Canada, because the second a Canadian makes it in LA they come back here like any celeb going back to their small town, acting like a big deal…when the reality is none of this shit matters, but they are so into themselves they only see themselves matter…

Anyway, she’s recently launched a TEQUILA company, this is the photoshoot for that, and she’s in a one piece showing a pretty hot body for a bitch who just had a kid, but I guess when you’re an over-achiver, getting fit is part of that discipline….and I appreciate that..

There’s nothing worse than a bitch who has kids and pretends she can’t get rid of the baby weight because all she does is eat pizza, cake and sit on her mom ass feeling sorry for selling her soul to child birth…

The proof is in the celebs, that if you’re vain enough, you’ll get that body back…maybe not the pussy…but the body…

So whether this is her before body or as good as the before body is pretty irrelevant, because it’s looking good enough for me….

If you want to see her before body, she posted this bikini clickbait on her instagram from pre-baby making…because in the event you didn’t know, she got filled up by a Canadian TV hosts creampie and decided to keep it…which I guess worked out nicely for him because this bitch is an earner…she just monetizes from every angle, from her acting, to Youtube, to brands she’s launching…to books she’s published…

I hate to admit it but I actually respect her hustle….because she’s gone above and beyond being an annoying actor or influencer by getting her hand into all kinds of revenue streams, not that I think money or success is important, but it’s better than her just existing waiting for her next big role, she keeps busy and gets half naked…and even looks good…despite being a mom and likely the fucking worst…

So here’s that pre-baby bikini body….

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2021

12

Feb

Halle Berry Bra of the Day

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Halle Berry may be old as shit but she’s smart enough to follow all the other bullshit celebrities and find herself a “YES MAN” to run her own digital network about health and wellness…because I am sure Halle Berry is an object of health and wellness and not some shitty celebrity that rips lines of coke while getting fucked up the ass in hopes of feeling some kind of emotion they can channel into their bullshit act where they play their contrived version of “themselves”….

i assume this is some idiotic podcast that they put together for the Halle Berry health and wellness brand….where her co-host, the Yes Man marketing girl is doing her best to keep Halle thinking she’s worth keeping around….you know bringing that personality and laughing far too much at Halley’s bra flash…

In their podcast, or live, they talk about their assholes being in a vice….which Halle says she has felt, just not in Child Birth…

Halle, may be old as shit but she’s still a star with hot tits who I’ll let pretend she broke boundaries and inspired young black actors, even though she’s pretty fucking white and her whole black act was to pander to that to keep the racist hollywood people seem less racist…

All this to say…I still like her tits

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2021

12

Feb

Kendall Jenner Potential Pussy Lip of the Day

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Kendall Jener is promoting some tiny thong underwear for valentine’s day I guess….like the slut that she is…

Don’t ever forget the family empire was build on the fat sister getting fucked by a big black cock….only to spin it thanks to deals with whatever devil into some bullshit multi billion dollar scam that reminds me how dumb the general population is…why reward the trash and make them into these cultural icons that bring nothing but terrible fucking energy to the world…..I’ve been calling them terrorists and I will continue to call them terrorists whether they are better direct to consumer marketers than QVC or not….I don’t give a fuck if they can peddle products to idiots like a Flea market carni selling leather belts….I just think they suck…especially with the normalizing of muppet faces …and surgeries that people should be ashamed of but instead think make them hot…

So thanks to the ugly Kardashians, ugly girls everywhere are acting or thinking they are hot…it’s terrible…

That said, Kendall is the hot one in the family, even if her body in this thong looks weird to me….that pulled up to her neck, waist to hip ratio that doesn’t look natural, but could be natural, I can’t confirm or deny it is natural, I mean the most natural thing in the family is Bruce’s labia….

That doesn’t mean I won’t stare…angrily since there’s no bush peeking out…because bush would at least be noteworthy, viral and exiting…for bush lovers like me…instead it’s the bald Kardashian bikini wax look they have because without it, you see their true barn animal furriness.

I don’t buy into this trash being a top model, but at least she’s long and skinny while half naked…making the world proud or at least the mom proud as another kid shamelessly whores herself out for the cause….or for money…same thing.

All this to say, keep on inspiring your generation to be whores…it’s doing great for the content stream…so much slutty content out there….a win for us all and this bitch had her hand in it because people are fucking followers and follow these idiots…hopefully into posting their own micro bikinis…the skimpier they get the sooner IG will be about labia empowerment…let’s start with Bruce.

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2021

12

Feb

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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The one thing you have to appreciate about Americans is how conditioned they are to be like each other.

It’s like they are all into the same pop music, the same movies, even when they hate each other based on nonsense ideas, they are just being the fucking same by taking sides about irrelevant shit, thanks to the media telling them to…

So the Anti-Trumpers vs the Trumpers are basically the same McDonald’s eating idiot who knows all the words to a Katy Perry song…or all Katy Perry songs…even if they didn’t want to…it’s brain washing tactics..

But yeah, in finding comfort in being the same, you know vacationing in the same places, eating the same chained restaurants, buying the same brands…comes a pretty funny concept of posing in the same slut pose…

So Friday’s slut pose, which I think is an awesome slut pose, is a trendy slut pose, all the girls wanting to put ass pics on the internet for money or a cheap thrill or empowerment, which is just another marketing name to justify being a slut….sex positivity…feminism…you know what I am saying…and that is that a bitch can’t just be “I am posting pics of my ass” they need to make a big thing about it like it’s part of a bigger movement,….and they do the same with their slutty poses…because this is called FROG BUTT…where butts look rounder when kneeling…and if all girls are FROG BUTTING…it makes it feel ok…because there is comfort in being like everyone else….

So all that marketing, mass appeal, critical mass popularity shit annoys be, just not when it involves girls being swayed into the dark side of posting LEWD pics online…I’m into that.

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2021

12

Feb

Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Monaghan is some 44 year old actress from some Mission Impossible movies, which I guess is the kind of movie that is the only movie you really need to push your career to where it needs to go. I mean even if you only did one Mission Impossible, you’d be pretty fucking set and this s bitch has done 4….

She’s currently on some Netflix show called Messiah that I haven’t heard about, but it was cancelled after 1 season, so I guess she’s not currently on it.

In the even you were wondering, I am reading her Wikipedia, because I always confuse this bitch with the bitch from Lost…

All this to say she’ sin some nice looking beach front place that is nicer than wherever the fuck you are.

She’s in a bathing suit, because women of all ages are sluts and like to trick you into thinking they are hot, or into jerking off to them…

In this series of pics, she’s clickbaiting by showing you skinny mom ass, and as it turns out when you don’t know the ass is 44 years old or a mom of 3, it’s far better…so most old ladies who still workout should crop the face out and let us draw our own conclusisions without the backstory…

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2021

12

Feb

Erika Christensen Braless of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Erika Christensen is a sloppy looking bitch…but with sloppy looking bitches comes sloppy fucking tits…just big and hanging globules of fat with nipples attached to them…and that’s exciting to the four people who jerked off to Erika Christensen in Swimfan…back in 2002….and who in 18 years haven’t strayed from their love of her….

Celebrity fans are a little too fucking loyal, it’s creepy.

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2021

12

Feb

Sara Sampaio’s Anal Sex Window Panties of the Day

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Sara. Sampaio is some overrated, average looking, even sloppy looking Victoria’s Secret model who I like to think they recruited to replace Adriana Lima, back when Adriana Lima refused to fuck off…because she wanted to ride her Victoria’s Secret flotilla til it fucking sank….you know because she could….

Which means that Sampaio never hit the critical fame she probably could of and now she’s older, but still with the brand, still with some rich dude who is into fucking Victoria’s Secret models, as they tend to be….because we’ve all be told these bitches are the hottest they come, even when they’re not…

But she’s still working with the brand, like in this Valentine’s Day panty that is designed for romance, you can tell by the heart cut out, assuming you think romance is easy access to anal sex….a window to avoid any pesky and annoying panties getting in the way of that Romantic Valentine’s Day portuguese fish shit on her rich boyfriend’s dick…assuming he’s not one of those rich guys into weirder shit…like being the one in the panties…getting fucked up the ass without the pesky panties getting in the way of his anal…either way…Victoria’s Secret makes panties with anal sex windows…because everyone’s a freaky pervert now….

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