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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2021

Feb

Skylar Grey Naked of the Day

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Skyler Grey is a popster or a songwriter who has actually written some songs that have had serious radio play so she likely gets fat residuals for the rest of her life, allowing her to afford a life of luxury where she doesn’t need to ever actually work again, so she can focus on her craft, or her art, or her aesthetic which I guess involves showing off her shitty prison tattoos….while totally naked…

She is 34, she’s posted a pic of her ass because she’s likely one of those “I’m edgy and always naked” who would have been a suicide girl if her songs never became hits…now she can just do that instagram model shit which is fun, since she really doesn’t need to be showing her bare ass, even if she should be showing us her bare asshole…I guess IG porn isn’t quite there. yet..

Her hit songs include Eminem and Rihanna’s Love the Way you Lie and I’d hate to know how much money she got paid off that…because it will remind me that instead of updating this shitty site daily, I should write the shitty lyrics of shitty pop songs, it’s probably really fucking easy to do….because I want Residuals too…

So if anything, Skyler Grey’s ass has inspired me to be a song writer….so I can get naked on the internet for entertainment when bored with my pile of money from said songs too….LIviNG that LIFE…

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2021

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Taped Up Titties

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I don’t know if Jessica Lowndes the 90210-The New Class nobody who wasn’t AnaLynne McCord, but was the other shameless one who took every opportunity to get noticed seriously..has upped the size of her fake titties…but they look like they are about to fucking burst…which I guess is how you want your bolt ons…overinflated, otherwise what’s the fucking point of fake tits…to pretend they are as real as your face behind the IG filter…I mean if you’re going to be a fake, botched, plastic surgery and injected cunt, you might as well own it and go full clown with it…otherwise it is misleading to the young girls out there and that’s more irresponsible than the MALE CENTRIC MEDIA was…..when it came to body images….even though MEN will fuck anything..

I know, because I have posted 10 chicks a day for 16 or 17 years and the ugly ones get as much love as the hot ones…guys are desperate and pathetic….

Anyway, Lowndes, not Mccord, is now a Hallmark Channel actress, which unlike the industry as a whole, I am actually into….in part because I like my wholesome, cheesy, holiday themed movies to feature someone who looks like a straight up porn chick….it just makes the uplifting, wholesome Hollywood lie more obvious…

This is her basically about to fucking burst….

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2021

Feb

Nadine Velazquez Braless of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez was the token hispanic girl that was cast in a few movies and TV shows many years ago….She wwas in some Denzel Washington movie that put her on the map from what I remember, but I don’t remember much so I could be wrong..

What I do know is that Hollywood did cast people of different ethnicities over the years and this whole “HOLLYWOOD TOO WHITE” shit of the last 4-5 years seems like a lot of bullshit to me…but let the whiners whine…

She’s now 42 and taking her career by the balls by producing smut for social media… she’s been doing that strategy for a few years…I guess to remind people that Hollywood was inclusive 20 years ago when she got her start…or to remind people she still exists…and I guess when a girl feels the need to sexualize herself on the internet for attention…maybe because her IMDB has been pretty dull the last 4-5 years…maybe because she’s 42…I have no problem watching and sexualizing her with her….we’re in this together Nadine…

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2021

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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We live in a pretty sexualized world, where women who sexualize themselves yell at men for sexualizing them, you know patriarchy shit, or misogyny shit that the feminist push as part of their “make men hate being men so they all cut their dicks off” because that’s the new normal….

So you see these women who sexualize themselves find any angle they can to sexualize themselves while pretending they are not sexualizing themselves…but rather doing it for empowerment…to be proud of showing the internet their tits or assholes or whatever…which works for me cuz I love sluts.

Then they do these campaigns like Free the Nipple arguing that breast feeding is a normal and natural thing that men shouldn’t be turned on by….because they feel the need to decide what men should be turned on by and what they shouldn’t be turned on by…when being turned on is kind of something that can’t be controlled…

So they fight for the right to breast feed in public, which as far as I knew, has ALWAYS been allowed…I have NEVER seen a woman in Starbucks asked to leave when feeding her kid…and I’ve seen public breast feeding…even though tits are tits and whether they are doing their breast feeding job or not…are still tits..

Then you see these lactacting women who take and upload lactating pics to the internet…you knwo for empowerment, when clearly they are targeting lactating titty fetishists…while pretending it’s wrong to sexualize milk filled tits…so don’t sexualize it…even though this is clearly designed to be jerked off to….titty stunts…or titty doing their job…and I don’t love it, but it’d be good to be stuck on a deserted island with…you know “we have no food or drinking water, so let me suck your tit”…survival shit…

So make sure your COVID apocalypse bunker has at least one lactating bitch invited…your life may depend on it….

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2021

Feb

Dude Puts Flammables in Fire…and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Shows Off her Bike Jumping Skills at the Trailer Park

No Masker in the Gym vs Coach

Girl Shows Off her Kick

Girl VS Escalator

Oil Truck Win

Amusement Park Ride Fail…

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope you all had a very romantic weekend, one where you could disconnect and masturbate twice as hard as you typically do, because the pressure of COVID lockdowns, a bleak future and all that is starting to get to you, plus no women want to fuck you, even those of you in relationships, since it’s an all around depressing fucking time, and when depression hits, some people lock their gentials up and emotionally eat, while others can’t stop the masturbation, either way….I feel all the “what’s the point” people out there who have stopped living because the government has told them to. No socializing, no outtings, not travel…all shitty things…being immersed in streaming apps…also shitty things…

But remember it’s not all bad, like you can easily go outside and have your own connection to a person, by picking up some of those random masks that are lying around sidewalks everywhere, fold them into vaginal shapes and fuck them, the way nature probably didn’t indent, but when life gives you COVID and Mask requirement, you make pocket pussies….it’s the only thing that is keeping some people out there going..

Here are some ROMANTIC the Day After Valentine’s Day…links!

Genie Bouchard on her Bikini Vacation with her Boyfriend
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Titty Model Eats an Apple
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Bebe Rexha in Lingerie with her Boyfriend
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Celeb PDA for Valentine’s Day
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Drunk Guy does MJ Dance.
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Smokepurpp’s Disappointingly Bad Freestyle Rap Performance
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Bloopers in the 1940s Hollywood…
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Vanessa Hudgens is IG Official with her Athlete Boyfriend
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Texas Model Does a Valentine’s Day Lingerie Shoot
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Stapler VS Car Jackers
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Nicki Minaj Dad Got Killed
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Madeline Wright Drops Some Only Fans Content
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always liked being vulgar for the shock value, because i guess at my core I am a pervert, who saw the perverted in everything and made a point of telling the prudes around me….

The pleasure didn’t come from saying the dirty or gross thing, it came from how offended and upset the people around me were…

Or their wives wouldn’t let them be friends with me…you know high impact vulgarity…

But vulgarity, talking about squirting, normalizing of sex, or making it something to brag about, and the dirtier you go the more “real” you are being has made being vulgar mainstream and thus boring…

Not that I didn’t see this slowly happening, or that I didn’t expect everyone to be porn addicts and have normal as an “Ok” thing and not some dirty little secret like it used to be….

I mean I am from the era of dudes claiming they didn’t watch porn to other dudes for fear of being laughed at…seriously…weird times…

But now….life as a degenerate with a dirty mind isn’t nearly as vulgar as the 20 year old today…so I’m no longer vulgar, I’m just an asshole, while everyone else is vulgar, but see it as not vulgar….making vulgarity boring….cuz everyone’s doing it….and seeing hollywood types talking squirts and anal fucks in podcasts…or in their new videos makes me feel like I am in a simulation…

A Simulation where the weekend starts now…and the links start here….

Model Sara Sampaio’s Bikini PSA!
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Sophie Mudd Looking Amazing in this Shoot
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Jordyn Woods is Making Her OnlyFans Free this Weekend
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Top 5 Celebs Who Have Only Been Nude Once!
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Girls Shotgunning Beers
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Hailee Steinfeld Showing her Tongue!
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Dua Lipa’s New Video on the Titanic
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Kendall Jenner in her Lingerie!
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Gymnast Girl’s Big Booty Recovery
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Olivia Jade Does her best Aunt Becky!
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Ariana Grande’s New Racy Video
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Gina Carano is Producing a Film for The Daily Wire
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Fight Scene Bridal Dance
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Top!
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The Cart Narc Gets Gun Pulled on Him
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Alexandra Daddario Showing her Back After Cupping
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Christine Quinn Upskirt!
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Bella Hadid Loves NYC!
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UFC Featherweight Megan Anderson Plans to Confront Fellow UFC Fighter Over His Sexist Comments
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Good Shooting Cowboy
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Woman’s Nacho Trick is the Worst
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How Film Camera’s Work in Slow Motion
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Brooklyn Nine Nine is Over
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Kara Del Toro Romantic in Bed
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Extreme Slovenian Model in the Show
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Charlotte Flair Shows Off Her Progress in a Bikini
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Log Cross Fail
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Inventor Figures Out Solution to IED Threats
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Moments Before Avalanche Struck
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Britney’s Childhood Home Just Sold….
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George Mayer’s Artistic Nudes
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Rita Ora in a New Music Video
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Eminem Congratulates Tom Brady on His 7th Ring
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Justin Timberlake is a Pussy
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Woman with Gorilla Glue Gets her Ponytail Cut Off
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Homeless Man gets a Haircut and Shave and Now He’s an Internet Star….
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Amazing Fashion Model in Nothing but Jewelry
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Rebecca Black in Fetish Gear for Friday’s 10 Year!
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Playboy Model Daniella Chavez Supports a Chilean Soccer Team by Promising to Giveaway OnlyFans Subscriptions
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Where is China’s Billionaire Jack Ma Now?
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Wall Street Stock Trading in the 80s
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German Man Explanation of Baseball
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Kendall Jenner in a Micro Thong
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Sofia Richie in a Photoshoot
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Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson Have a Podcast
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Customer Service Has Left the Building
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Ashley Tervort’s Hand Bra!
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Top 5 Celebs Who Have Only Been Nude Once!
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6 Products You Need for that Hike!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Anna Kendrick in Leggings
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Dianna Agron Street Walking
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Lucy Hale Tight Shorts
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AnnaSophia Robb on Set
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Ester Exposito in Grazia Italy Being Hot
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Kourtney Kardashian on a Date
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Reese Witherspoon in Leggings
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Hailey Steinfeld on Set being Hot with a Bow and Arrow for the Nerds
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Laura Dern in Sweatpants!
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Some Golf Bitch Named Kathryn Newton
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Hailey Bieber Cleavage
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Ashley Benson Showing Leg for Some Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Double Dildo – Double Penetration
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Big Boob VS Small Boob
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Ginger Girl Fingers Herself Before Dental Appointment
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Hot Tub Fun with the Neighbor
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Big Ass Attention Whore in the Grocery Store
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Upskirts
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Dildo User Using her Dildo
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Russian Escorts are Awesome
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10 Acts that Make you a Whore
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See Through!
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Just a Girl Peeing On Herself
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Amateur Ass!
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Classic
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Babes Finger Each Other’s Ass
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
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Big Ass Dildo
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Lots of Boobies
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Amateur Fuck
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Deep Throat Bulge
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Girl with Big Tits Simulates Being On Top
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Dildo Sucker!
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Silhouette Challenge where the Lights Go On
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I don’t know about this Weirdo Dildo
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Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Holy Titties
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2021

Feb

Liz Olsen in Super Hero Leotard of the DAy

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I don’t do that whole comic book virgin loser nerd shit, whether nerds are cool, comics are mainstream, and hot chicks are not opposed to the whole thing like they once were, it’s just not how my autistic-ish mind processes things, if it’s not realistic I feel like an asshole watching it and superpowers aren’t realistic…so I just avoid it as a whole…

But for whatever reason, I’ve watched Wandavision and I like it…probably because I like old sitcoms, watch reruns on MeTv and think of the glory days of TV….which the Disney show I don’t pay to access by the way, I use other people’s accounts, hit it alright….and the super hero shit becomes some shitty sitcom storyline so I don’t feel like as much of an asshole watching it…

Not to mention, Liz Olsen’s got tits…like so many girls before her…and after her…but she’s still got tits….not the biggest or the smallest….but tits…

So this is from tonight’s episode apparently, I figured I’d post it up, not to endorse the evil overlords that are the Disney People…or the show, but rather Liz Olsen, the Olsen Twin who still works because she’s not worth 500 million dollars…has tits…

Most importantly, I am an advocate of the leotard, it is the one article of clothing that touches ass, pussy and tits at the same time…a magical skill to have….so here’s that Super Hero Leotard Shit…

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2021

Feb

Bella Thorne is Racy in Lingerie for the Weekend of the Day

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I remember a time when models and actresses and celebrities needed a publication to get naked or half naked to…and it’d be a big deal when you’d see them stripped down….

You can probably remember in your own lifetime when certain celebs were cast in half naked shoots that blew your fucking mind because we were simpler people then..

Whether it was for Playboy or one of the men’s magazines or even a brand….it would be HUGE fucking news and reposition the celebrity as someone you thought you wanted to fuck to someone you definitely knew you wanted to fuck because you just spent the last 8 hours jacking off to her…

Well…those days have been replaced with celebrities producing their own half naked shit, that gets lost amongst the clutter of all the half naked shit out there, so they just keep on pushing the half naked shit as hard as they can to make it count, and Bella Thorne has been pretty masterful at that….I mean she got the tits, she has the mom who does the same shameless sell nude shit, she’s got the audience and the whole thing is almost more fun knowing it didn’t come with a big pay day from a brand or magazine, I mean Hef used to pay celebs real fucking big dollar payouts to strip down…but now these girls just have thirsty, desperate, losers throwing out their credit cards to get access to content that isn’t even nude..

Bella Thorne doesn’t get naked because she wants to walk to line of “edgy”….to seem like she’s not some Disney puppet…while still being edgy and I guess that works for me because I get to see a half naked bitch who looks like she smells like Chicken Soup…and butthole…and I guess it works out for her because she gets paid by the losers to continue this strategy….even launching her own OnlyFans management company for other whores she co-signs since the money in that good…and if it encourages more whores…and produces more half naked content…I dig it…

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2021

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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It’s Friday….and Fridays are for On/Off flashers…which is the on pic vs the off pic all the same time pic..

In this porned up generation of sex positivity, or what they pretend is sex positivity to angle as a reason for being clickbait people jerk off to …because it is less about sex positivity and more about being perverted fucking addicts into seeing themselves as sex objects….

You know fighting to be the girl amongst all the other girls that is being jerked off to by dudes to feel as validated as they already feel because they only masturbate and fuck in front of the mirror because they love themselves…

Not that I am against this On/Off flasher behavior, I think it’s amazing and I’ve wanted to see every woman I’ve ever met fully nude since as long as I can remember and now a good percentage of them are bringing it…..THANKS…

They don’t need a catch phrase or excuse to being naughty narcissists who like being naked…they can just do it knowing that If you are given the option to see a girl naked or clothed, we’ll all choose naked…and the clothing make for a good reference point for us to really know what we are dealing with….

It’s great.

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