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2021

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday may be a preview of your Fishnet Valentine’s Day if you’ve got the right kind of bitch who dresses sexy for you on the most romantic day of the year, that is actually not the most romantic day of the year because it’s some contrived corporate holiday that takes any joy out of a day your wife feels obligated to fuck you…but probably won’t fuck you…because you disgust her…but at least you have porno or girls of the internet catering to your fucking fishnet needs in fishnets…

BUT in an ideal world, you’d have women in your bedroom wearing fishnets for you instead, but since real life has taken a back seat to internet life…let this be your romantic VALENTINES DAY….I am glad I could be a part of it…now what did you get me for Valentines? This one sided relationship makes me feel like a cuck.

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2021

Feb

Bear Does a Dance for Chinese Tourists and Other Videos of the Day

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The Wind VS a Pharmacy

Truck Brake Failure…

She Staged This Fall…

Bizarre Crash!

Dirtbiking Wind

Texas Mom Tackles Pervert

Subway Pole Dancer

Opening the Gate like an Idiot

Sheep Getting Sheered

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I am all for conspiracy theories. I am the first to call Hollywood evil….and to say that the rich and famous are typically untouchable and over the years have done very fucked up things…and that they could all be Satanists, I know about the Disney Free Mason ties and all that other shit….

But I watched the Cecil Hotel documentary last night and people I know are saying how it’s a cover up by Brian Grazer and Ron Howard, who are likely two people with satanic alters in their mancaves at their palatial estates..

I know the conspiracies, the cover-ups, the internet sleuths trying to make ties to biological warfare, to the Cecil being a hub of evil because people die there and serial killers live there…

But shit is in the middle of Skid Row, a fucking cesspool of filth….throwing some emotionally stunted coddled asian 21 year old who seemed more like a 12 year old…with her silly delusions…is the kind of thing that would make a bitch freak the fuck out end jump into a water tank to hide from the “scaries”…especially when weening off her anti-psychotic drugs that fuck your whole brain up.

I am sure you’ve all come across at least one nerdy Asian girl who thanks to her dragon mother was so fucking awkward, yet too fucking chatty….you see them everywhere…coffee shops…in libraries…public transit…they just chat you the fuck up and talk crazy overly excitedly about stuff you don’t give a fuck about and you have to hide from them if you’re lucky enough to notice them at future encounters…

So yes, Hollywood is Evil, the Cecil Hotel and Skid Row are fucking disgusting, and weird first generation asian girls in all their multi-lingual, badminton expert, computer programming for fun, classical piano playing glory…as fucking weird..

So I wasted 4 hours of my VERY important time from my very OPPULANAT life….to find out a mental case did an idiotic thing because she was a stunted and annoying idiot.

Yes…I am a terrible movie reviewer, film critic, not the next SISKEL or EBERT…but at least I still have my jaw…for NOW…

Here are some morning links…

Kendall Jenner in a Mocro Bikini
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WWE Girl Shows her Bikinbi Body
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Britney Spears’ Childhood Home Sells…
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Cart Narc Gets Gun Pulled On Him
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They Call Him Handsome Homeless Guy Until he Eats off Your Face….Probably Staged…
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Wall Street Trading in the 80s
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Ariana Grande’s New Video Abotu Squirting
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is Ending – I hate Andy Samberg
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Bella Hadid Loves New York
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Eminem Congratulates Tom Brady
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Gorilla Glue Hair Spray Girl Gets Ponytail Cut
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if it’s an American thing, where everyone is so fucking money obsessed, and everyone loves bragging about money, and everyone’s got their price to get that money….which usually isn’t even that high…

So all these women are willing to do crazy bottom feeding shit for money….you know shit they shouldn’t be proud of, that is beneath most people, but because there’s money involved they fucking do it…it’s pretty discouraging…or disgusting…you’re all whores….all for the pay day….

It’d be nice if people had decency, souls, self respect, modesty, subtlety, you know if they were “normal”….with normal interests, hobbies, goals and aspirations..you know suburban middle of the road, like everyone else, just living…..

But instead we’ve got girls doing the dirtiest shit to get ahead….being perverts for perverts for the money…and without that…we’d have nothing…

So I guess money grubbing, money obsessed, famewhore, low lives is our future…which makes things more fun to watch..without them…how empty we’d be…how boring it’d be….so thank the slutty girls in your lives tonight…wish them a Happy Valentine’s Day from me.

Here’s some stepLINKS…

Shay Mitchell’s Sexy Silhouette Challenge!
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Isabella Fonte in Lingerie
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Torrie Wilson is Being Sexy in a Swimsuit
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Revealing Stupidty!
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Trying to be Cute on the Beach Fail
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Texas Mom Goes Viral After Form Tackle on Peeping Tom Suspect
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Addison Rae in a Tight Black Top
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High Res Pics of Maddy Petsch in Cosmo
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Gym Girl in Shorts Fails
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Bella Hadid is Working her New Look
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Model Inka Williams is Soaking
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Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson Have a Podcast
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Bikini
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Kristen Wiig confirms she is MARRIED to Avi Rothman
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Alessandra Ambrosio in the Water!
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Billie Eilish and her Puppies
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“Bachelor Australia” Star Brittany Hockley Went Instagram Official With Tennis Player Jordan Thompson
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Rebel Wilson’s dog grooming show coming to US
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Rebecca Black Releases A Remix Of Her Song Friday For It’s 10th Anniversary
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Icy Roads!
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Weird Asian Fetish Waitress
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Karreuche Tran’s Booty Chronicles
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Playboy Model Megan Samperi in a Hot Shoot
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‘9 to 5’ reunion! Dolly, Lily and Jane together again!
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Dog Farts While Sleeping, Makes Cat Angry!
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Looking Into Why Electric Plugs Have Holes In Them
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Nasa’s Keyhole Rocket Surgery
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Emma Roberts Turns 30!
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Miami Jazz Singer Zoe Fromer in her Underwear
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You’ve Heard this Story By Now – But Gina Carano Has Been “Fired” for a Social Media Post
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Dog Drops By Food Store For Some Food!
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Eagle Owl vs Hawk
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Megan thee Stallion Working on a 4 Pack
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German Ski-Jumper Juliane Seyfarth Poses Nude for Playboy
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Former FBI Agent Decodes The Body Languages Of Dating!
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Kacey Musgraves in Rolling Stone
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Kate Upton is Justin Verlander’s Woman Crush Wednesday
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Drunk And Maskless Tom Brady Throws Lombardi Trophy Off The Boat!
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Last Day on the Job
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Shia LaBeouf Denies Abuse Charges
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Model Haley Kalil is Off to the Races
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Ireland Baldwin’s Revealing Shirt
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8 Products Your Dog will Love
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Ava Phillipe in a Sports Bra on a Jog Looking like a Pale Reese Witherspoon
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Halsey in ann Ad Campaign…
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Ashley Tisdale is Pregnant as Fuck
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Tight Dress and Slutty in a Magazine
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Paris and Saweetie Back with Juicy
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Kendall Jenner Skinny at Dinner
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Katy Perry in a Tight Dress
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Shay Mitchell Side profile
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Hamlin in Lingerie
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From stepSMUT!!

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Suction Dildo Silhouette Challenge
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Words of Wisdom
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl Flasher her Naked Body
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Getting High Pre-Fuck
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Pool Tricks
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Gas Stations are Magical
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Hot After Shower Routine
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Tinder Sex
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Beauty Influencer’s Make-Up Tutorial
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Moustache Rider
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She’s Trying to Die..
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Josephine Jackson in Socks…
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She takes off at the wrong time
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Hot Titty Reveal
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PDA of the Day
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They Call her the Vending Machine
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Boobs and Bush
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Masturbating Lady
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Nude for Penthouse
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Pee Stunts
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Uma Jolie Naked in the Backyard…
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Titty Jiggle Dildo Ride
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Bong Rips and Dick Sucks
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They Call this the Grip
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That Was Unexpected
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2021

Feb

Battle of The Asses of the Day

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We like having fun over in these parts because everyone takes their lives too fucking seriously and that’s idiotic in and of itself, we are insignificant and we all die, get over your uptight, oversensitive, whining cunt self….not to mention this is the fucking internet…the escape from your shitty life where you shouldn’t bring your baggage from your shitty life…but instead watch porn, play FLASH GAMES like Jake’s Booty Call or whatever we did in the early days of the internet…and send your friends some weird stileproject puke videos or some shit….instead we’re all crying about people being deleted off social media, or crying to get people deleted off social media…you fucking children fucks…

SO in loving to have some fun, here’s a little throwback to better times, but in modern times, as Paris and this rapper girl help relaunch Juicy Couture back into the trendy athletic gear and Paris better be part owner in this shit because she basically put Juicy on the map…and not because of her wetness in her sex tape…but in actually helping the brand become billionaires long before random ass idiots were becoming billionaires for pushing made in china shit direct to consumer on IG like it’s late night TV…

You know back when billionaires matters, meant something or were respected for their ingenuity, hard work, drive and success story…instead of “my sister had a sex tape and I lazily sat around as a team of people uploaded pics of me, until one day they said we should do a beauty company and I was like ok and now I am a billionaire…yay”….bullshit..

Bullshit you could argue Paris ALSO started but it would have happened anyway…blame the camera phone…

Either way, which JUICY ass is better, even though Juicy are not the kind of athleisure-wear I am into since it’s not skin tight leggings…but it’s still a BATTLE OF THE ASSES…enjoy….

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2021

Feb

Taylor Momsen Nude of the Day

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I am pretty sure I’ve posted at least one of these nudie pics of Taylor Momsen…it was probably closer to Christmas when I was reminded she existed after watching a trailer for Jim Carrey’s Grinch who stole Christmas where she played the girl who sang “Where are you Christmas”….iconic performace that over the course of 20 years has evolved into weird rockstar doing the Miley thing before Miley was doing it….tits out for the rock and roll fans…because she’s so fucking Rock and Roll…being a Disney Kid and all…was Grinch Disney? Eveything is Disney….but maybe it wasn’t…but it required the same level of “being sold by her parents” that would break a motherfucker for life so hard the never act again and do shitty music instead….

But we can all agree that as long as she’s naked, we’ll support any project she’s naked in…so long as we don’t have to actually support it and instead just stare at the pics.

All this to say, great marketing strategy…I’m sold….

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2021

Feb

Zoey Deutch Hard Nipple of the Day

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Zoey Deutch posted up these throwback bathing suit pics on her social media the other day…because when you’re an actress trying to maintain relevance, even one with famous parents, you best be putting your nipple on the internet in whatever capacity you can so that people actually engage with your content because that’s all we’re really into…girls posting pics of their nips in any capacity they can…meaning in bikini top, bra top, sheer t-shirt, topless…we don’t care…just bring the shameless attention seeking content for us to judge, jerk off to, judge and jerk off to, or at least have a moderately higher interest in the motherfucker cuz we’ve seen them in a more sexual context than not showing her nips…even if they are trying to desexualize nipples…they’ll never win…until they turn everyone gay and even gays probably suck each other’s tits…sexualizing the nipple…it’s just excuses to post nipples while basically winking at us….as they say it’s for empowerment or to rally behind breast feeding moms..

That say…I actually like Zoey Deutch as an actress and I will stare at her nipples anytime she posts them…not that I like any actresses, they are all hacks, but this hack doesn’t offend me as much as other hacks, so HACK away…ya hacks…

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2021

Feb

Grocery Shopper of the Day

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The only excitement I used to get was going to the Grocery Store where I would for the most part, stare at mom’s asses in leggings, because leggings are the norm and moms are the standard shoppers…when they aren’t fat bitches on disability who basically own a motherfucker and make him get her snacks…

I don’t bother leaving the house anymore, but this is a nice reminder of the asses of the grocery store…obviously a more modern approach since girls are more slutty, oversharing, exhibitionists…and when your mom’s a whore in leggigns, you got to level up to be hard…you can’t have a mom sluttier than you.

I am just disappointed this didn’t end with her squirting all over the canned goods….

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2021

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The fun way to show the world your asshole is to do it in a thong so it seems less obvious and more like a Janet Jackson tit being pulled out at the Super Bowl viral stunt that you could pretend was an accident…a little “Oh, I didn’t realize my asshole was in that pic, I was just showing off my thong”….because showing off thongs is a normal thing to do now…when girls in the 90s would be so embarrassed if they showed the top of a thong accidentally because they were bending over to pick something up….the whale tail before that became a trend…because empowering the upper thong and making it a fashion statement was the CURE to shame from wearing a thong…you see girls have done the empowerment thing forever….their DE-SEXUALIZING themselves by over-sexualizing themselves, until that gets boring and they need to go deeper….what was once a whale tail is now a full asshole pic…EVOLUTION motherfuckers…

I am into it.

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2021

Feb

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some MTV trash that I don’t think has pretended to be anything but trash, I mean unless you factor in that she speaks like a rapper despite being a white chick from Orange County…we call it black voice, which I guess isn’t racist when no one gives a fuck you exist, so they don’t notice you’re south central twang that she picked up watching rap videos from her suburban home…

Anyway, she’s apparently in Maxim because Maxim still exists and she pulled out her tits, a tit I’ve probably seen before but don’t remember because who gives a fuck about Chanel West Coast….NOT mANY PEOPLE…that is the answer…

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