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2021

11

Feb

Ashley Graham in a Magazine Still Fat of the Day

This is the media brainwashing you into thinking fat chicks are worthy of being featured in the Wall Street Journal’s fashion insert because the fatter society is…the more they can control us….keep us sick, keep us lazy, keep us unhealthy….Fast Food on every corner, eat shit, be “empowered” die prematurely…fear COVID…

It’s all pretty idiotic, but it worked out alright for this fat chick who gets paid millions a year to be a fat icon, they need as that beacon of fat hope, to keep people fat….instead of saying “that fat thing will fucking KILL you bro, maybe get fit and learn hand to hand combate, it’s an apocalypse ya know”…

Either way, I am only posting this to fat shame this bitch as you should fat shame all the fat people in your life, but know deep in their souls they already feel the shame, their whole empowerment is just hyping themselves up on soical media to give themselves an angle…it’s all they have to work with…

FUck Ashley Graham but not like the black guys who find this hot…Stop fetishizing sick people.

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2021

11

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I would never have considered myself a Tan Line Fetishists, but Tan Lines are fucking hot….

Maybe it has to do with spending the last year indoors, but I’ve spent years before the last year indoors….so the idea of looking at a healthy, sun kissed body isn’t really a fetish of mine typically….but I guess it’s better than being into vampire bitches…not to mention half these tan lines are probably IMPOSTER tanlines in that they are created by a SPRAY TAN….but does it really matter…TANLINES the second best fashion accessory when taking nude pics of yourself…because the more naked you get the less accessories you have the option of using…the first best fashion accessory in a nude is BUSH….so girls grow that bush out, get those tanlines and here’s some tanlines…on a THURSDAY…CLICKBAIT…

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2021

11

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence Cleavage of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some LA rich kid born to LA industry people who was raised amongst the other LA rich kids of her generation….therefore she’s fucking shitty…

If you think 20 year olds in your area are annoying, lazy, whiners, crying victim while pretending to be woke, when really they are just vapid idiots who like masturbating to themselves in the mirror, because they are all so hyped on themselves….then you’ve never met a rich LA version of that…it’s far more entitled, bratty and annoying….

But the good news with narcissism and the children of narcissists who have basically won at life, not that I’d ever say KATE FROM DREW CAREY won at life, but I am sure she got paid being KATE FROM DREW CAREY….it was a hit show..so she won at life better than most who missed out on the 90s sitcom craze…is that these idiots are encouraged to just be slutty on the internet like all their freinds…and I guess it all started with those short shorts about 5-6 years ago when girls started walking around with their asses out at like 12…so by the time they are on instagram showing their assholes the parents are just happy they are doing it from home and not at some flophouse.

EITHER WAY….Charlotte Lawrence is another one of those fake popstars in training thanks to having a budget to record shitty songs…and her marketing of herself is half naked and I find her pretty hot and I guess that’s what it’s about…if you’re hot enough..shameless whoring is hot enough to ignore how low hanging the fruit she’s grabbing at is….and why not whore yourself if it makes those dreams come true becaus she’s allowed to dream even if she’s going to inherit millions after her mom dies of tainted BOTOX….you know LA things…so luxurious…

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2021

11

Feb

Loren Gray Wants to Be Fucked Like a Slut of the Day

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Loren Gray was the most followed person on TikTok before it went viral and all the celebs hopped on for China helping make TikTok the annoying but oftentimes slutty good time it is….not that I would ever have that app on my phone…but I see the highlights and girls are WILD…

Anyway, this one had millions of followers, the industry figured they’d sign her because of her audience to get some of that money off their followers, and she now exists as a “Recording Artist”…which is obviously a superfluous or overhyped way of referreing to clickbait….but if you say it’s “Art” and that she’s an “Artist” then it MUST be art….right?

That’s how the commercial, mainstream BRAIN washers posture it…and I don’t fucking care….I am just here for the racy content that keeps getting racier because I have very low expectations for content creation in this era of clickbait…

I guess it worked out alright for this one, since she was the most followed on the app, because she’s still getting paid, where as all the others who could have been are just being forgotten since there’s more important people to watch dance half naked….like Jessica ALBA…

Anyway, Loren Gray, the over filtered, possible AI BOT that isn’t even a real person, but rather created by CHINA to win over America…LIKES TO BE FUCKED LIKE A SLUT….when texting and I guess diddling herself…only to show up and not put out…because people don’t fuck anymore, they call sex RAPE now…you know population control programming…

Either way, I don’t think she’s human…

Either way, why are girls listing to music about being fucked like a slut…then getting mad when you refer to them as sluts…

SLUTS>

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2021

11

Feb

Amanda Cerny is in the Shower of the Day

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I wonder if the #metoo movement applies to posting up content that girls produce for their ONLYFANS….that they are only producing on ONLYFANS to squeeze money out of their loser followers who are there for the tits….you know the kind of guy who followed a bitch back in 2013 and waited it out until she gets back to her core strategy of being a nude model….which I guess CERNY is doing…

I remember her as a barely anything Playboy model…she wasn’t a big deal, viral and no one cared because she lacked that hotness a Playboy model traditional had…

She was clever enough to realize that she wasn’t going to make shit as a nude model and that the strategy was to go mainstream and she did it with the VINE KIDS…so viral she fucking went, cashed in is what she did…and I guess that wasn’t enough for her…

So she’s back to mooch off her fans by upselling them barely nudity…meaning her instagram is pushing to a porn site…meaning she’s a pornographer…so if you’re a brand looking to hire influencers…remember this one has turned her back on being a pitch man like Ronald Ragean or the SLAP CHOP guy for shit she’s clearly paid to pitch…and going direct to consumer with the product she’s got to sell..her body…

This is really not exciting content, but Amanda Cerny, is trying a little harder, even though it’s some lame ass cocktease regardless of her stepping things up a little…like the squiggly lines to cover her asshole make it art…or less slutty behavior…clickbait cash grabs…and such….it just makes it annoying…

BUT if the people keep paying and she’s making that million a month some of these OnlyFans girls make, we will see actual BUTTHOLE eventually…

And really, I respect a bitch selling herself, instead of selling skinny tea any fucking day….I HATE all the ads on instagram…I prefer shameless “BUY MY PANTIES”…but I guess I have been into sex workers since my youth…so it is more my language…

Either way…SHITTY shower time.

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2021

11

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Wanna know my favorite sound?

When a TITTY DROP…

I mean not really, I actually don’t give a fuck about big tits because I like all tits, even shitty tits….but I do like that girls have figured out ways to flash their tits and make a fun game out of it so it just seems like hopping on a social media trend…instead of flashing their tits to the internet for a thrill or attention….you gamify that shit…

In this series of titties being dropped…you will see girls dropping their tits for the internet of all shapes and sizes…some terrifying…some hot…all worth watching because they are tits being dropped man…do you really need me to walk you through this…

I mean I could caption each one with my famous, world reknowned, award winning, visionary wit…

But they are tits being dropped…that’s all there is to it…a

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2021

11

Feb

Wheelchair Run Down… and Other Videos of the Day

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CLOSE CALL

Let’s Dance

Girl Changes her Hub Caps

Lion at the 5 Star Hotel

Insane Mountain Decent

Razor Scooters are Gayer than Roller Blades

Escaping Police Custody

Trolling Mask

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2021

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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COVID CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION….

If getting COVID, along with the bad fever, loss of smell and taste, chills and aches and pains, that wasn’t strong enough to kill off Ellen despite her having the Gay disease…but yeah…if getting COVID gave men raging boners for hours at a time…especially older men…so that their horny bored wives could get their fuck on in their retirement…NO ONE would give a fuck about the 1 percent of people it killed…they’d be too busy fucking…

That is how you know, COVID is a marketing machine designed by who the fuck knows, for who the fuck cares why…since 99 percent of people survive it….

Not to mention, we’re supposed to be all for inclusivity, doesn’t anyone care about COVID’s feelings….putting him out there like he’s worse than AIDS or CANCER….or EBOLA…poor guy…why’s the world so against him….he’s like “I started out as a COMMON COLD…now I am here”….where is the “PEOPLE FOR COVID” movement…or the “COVID MATTERS” group….you know that underdog man…you kind of have to feel his pain…

All this to say….COVID CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION…you should try it some time…

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2021

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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RIP Larry Flynt…

I don’t respect or appreciate anyone, but since I’ve been running a website forever, that features titties, I’ve always had a respect for those who came before me in the titty game…

From an Esquire writer like Hugh Hefner who intellectualized nudity at least in the beginning to be able to sell his nudie mags in the magazine stands as a culturally relevant voice of the american sophisticated man…to Bob Cuccione who was an artist and a photographer who revolutionized nudie pics with Penthouse…which were probably the two magazines I had the most access to as a perverted kid growing up….to the master of it all…the unapologetic, got SHOT and paralyzed fighting the good fight for LEWD, NUDE, INDECENT, SMUT…a fucking HERO in the face of free speech…..from Strip Club owner to billionaire….the guy who lived an oppulant white trash life…because motherfucker showed the PINK…

Times have changed..people are all fucking perverts now…but I recognize what was done by the greats so that people like me can upload WET SPOT WEDNESDAY every fucking Wednesday…

Hustler the brand will live on forever…and so will Larry Flynt…

He was an icon, inspiring to a guy like me who is never inspired…and now he’s off to greener pastures…

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2021

10

Feb

Jordyn Jones Mexico Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is struggling her way through the pandemic with her money she makes off charging her fans to watch her instagram stories…because she’s sent herself to Mexico…you know to avoid that whole COVID thing by rolling around in the sand in a bikini…

She’s in her early 20s, COVID really shouldn’t be stopping anyone under the age of 40….and if you are the 1 percent of people who die of it…maybe it’s just your time man…but yeah, if I was 20, I’d be drunk in a ditch at every party I could get to, this whole staying home thing, wouldn’t be a thing….fucking pussies…

If I was rich, I’d be in fucking Mexico on the beach also, because you gotta fucking live man…so those angry at celebs and rich people for being rich and living better lives than them…I mean…where have you been all your life…that’s the point of being rich…

Then they think these idiots have a responsibility to push agendas and bullshit that the government imposes, instead of just living their rich lives…when rich people typically are the worst, self involved pieces of shit around…so why would you expect them to do anything besides things that benefit them…dummy…

All this to say, we need the bikini pics, Jordyn Jones the popstar, reality star, Michigan white trash living the dream….has a DUTY to bring us those bikini pics…since her hot dancing body won’t last forever…genetics are not on her side..I think average weight for a woman in Michigan is around 220….so let’s just focus on the good times….

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