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2021

01

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is a low level actress who was on 90210 or some shit..and has since done basically nothing,..even though 90210 the new class was basically doing nothing…

She’s got a set of BOLT ON tits that she’s showing off here, and like I’ve said before, a girl with fake tits is zero impressive. Anyone can go out and buy fake tits, even me….

They aren’t even that expensive, for the most part they are under 5k….maybe they are upwards of 20k for celebrity grade fake tits from some overhyped surgeon but still only worth 5k…

So if anything, they are 5000 dollar accessories, that on their own are still worth 5000 dollars but on celebs when you factor in their personalities…are worth far less…

Even if they can use them to get some ROI like she was a barmaid reaching for tips…with her tits…they are still pretty fucking worthless…

That said, LOWNDES drinking wine like a white girl….in her pussy hugging high waisted mom jeans since she’s likely mom aged by now.

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2021

01

Feb

Julianne Hough Sweating of the Day

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Julianne Hough the Mormon who has potentially had sex with her brother as Mormons do…the professional dancer who managed to not work as a stripper despite being professionally trained, but rather as a mainstream TV dancer on Dancing with the Stars, which makes no fucking sense, as the whole idea of being a professional trained dancer is either to have that skill to bust out the moves at the club or at weddings if you’re rich enough or educated in more than just dance or to strip…the idea of actually breaking through the barrier of hollywood with her brother to be huge TV stars from dancing is fucking twisted, weird and shouldn’t have happened. I want to know who’s dick was sucked by both of them…..I know it was Ryan Seacrest, who I’ve heard has done cocaine of assholes before fucking them, something he may have learned from this MORMON gone wild….but then again, maybe he only got into the system in Season TWO…who knows…

Hough, who is older now, has a fit dance body and little tits to go with it and as a lover of LITTLE TITS, because little tits come with smaller vaginas, not necessarily in Hough’s case, but I’d be down for her to demonstrate how her dance makes her pelvic floor muscles stronger…that kung fu grip squeeze small cocks need….so I am not against this..but I also know that dancers have the stamina and ability to get their fuck on proper…so with that as the footnote makes her slutty selfies that much better….cuz dancing the way she dances means she can fuck the way she dances…and as stupid as that looks it’s better than just laying there under a sheet with a hole in it like she would if she was still in the Mormon cult she was in….

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2021

01

Feb

RIP Motherfucker the Dustin Diamond Edition of the Day

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I used to do an RIP MOTHERFUCKER post on this site where I’d celebrate the life of a recently dead celebrity by making fun of them…because the “What too soons” were the highlight of my comedic existence as it’s never TOO soon…

I didn’t stop the RIP motherfuckers because I got soft…I just stopped caring about when people die…because people die….

In 2009, I did an interview with SCREECH, this was at the time when I almost decided to do interviews, but thanks to the trainwreck that was Dustin Diamond interview, he was pretty rude to me, I was like fuck it….I’ll go back to blogging blogs no one reads…

So I did my sophisticated editing…..and never did an interview since…and who knows…maybe interviews were my calling…all ruined by Dustin Diamond…probably a good thing for society….so he did accomplish something in his life…

CHECK IT OUT HERE….I hate promoting anuything I’ve done,….but if I don’t post it now, when would I post it, now that he’s dead…

So the cncer he was diagnosed with a week ago, has taken him out….and it’s always sad when people die prematurely….and 44 is too young to go, Dustin could have turned things around, won that Oscar, saved the world, but he is no more…

On a level, that’s a tragedy and Cancer definitely sucks, maybe some of that COVID money should go into CURING cancer, since it’s more of a pandemic than the pandemic….

RIP Motherfucker…the Dustin Diamond Edition, gone too soon but talking shit with the angels on greener pastures or some shit….but you know, at least he was something beyond the weird guy who works the grocery store, all quirky and awkward and shit, thanks to Saved by the Bell exploiting him as the nerd weirdo…I am sure his life was enriched by that show and hot pussy would fuck him for the novelty of it all…so a life well lived…or some shit…who fucking cares.

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2021

01

Feb

Miley Cyrus Nude and Easy of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be some mainstream product designed to confuse and manipulate the masses, but she’s naked in the bath with a caption “for a good time call…”….like she’s a late nigh infomercial I used to jack off to….or like she’s scratched into the public truck stop bathroom…when really it’s just Disney manufactured shit…you know MAINSTREET at Disneyland is just an optical illusion…it’s an experience…augmented reality before computers…so anyone that comes out of their stable is going to be a fake media manipualter too.

Not that I give a fuck, Miley is actually talented, her music isn’t terrible, she’s good…and I don’t find her ugly, her lame hipster edgy tattoos are, but overall she’s hot enough and in being hot enough, and then nude enough over the years, she’s inspired and influenced other girls to get nude as fuck, and I am all for the spreading of that kind of messaging….

You know, they bitch about viral trends that influence the stock market, that influence the election, that influence covid measures, that influence anything…but they forget the good that comes from girls not only thinking getting naked is ok, but also thinking it is necessary….

So Miley’s influence has done good….it more than just selling bullshit records no one needs…it has got girls comfortable with getting naked…

“we get more likes, more follows, and Miley does it and still has celebrity and career, therefore there’s no negative impact of getting nude”….

NICE…..THAT SAID…

Here is her sister Noah, the early riser…..Never forget when she called out some black woman for being a nappy ass bitch and pretended she didn’t know it was racist because she’s a coddled idiot of social media who listens to too much rap music thanks to being white as fuck and what white people do…not realizing that her hip hop twang from RICH LA, is also racist…

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2021

01

Feb

Natalie Alyn Lind Titty Shake of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky, which I’ve actually seen thanks to streaming apps existing, even free ones here in Canada, where I can watch ad supported TV like it was actual TV, only at my choosing of when I want to watch it….

The show is about Montana which I fucking love because I’m a fucking cowboy….but the show is pretty dumb as you’d expect by Disney Owned network TV…but I get what they are trying to do….

It’s some Human Trafficking, Dirty Cop working with a creepy trucker, abducting this bitch and burying her in a shipping container before selling her off…you know make a honest worker out of her while society frowns because they don’t think forced sex work is real work even though all sex work is forced even when the girls seem into it…because they are addicted to the easy money.

That was my TV show review, I don’t do them often, but when I do, you realize why I don’t…and why I am not part of the FILM CRITICS union or invited to the Golden Globes or Foreign Press awards despite technically being Foreign Press..

That said, Alyn Lind, was born in LA to an obscure slutty mom, who worked as an actress in things….she has sisters who are also actors…and she’s doing big things…but none quite as big as her tits….because they are big tits.

That’s all I got.

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2021

01

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess the nice thing about MILFs is that the older I get, the younger and younger they get. So what was terrifying when I was 20, looking at these 40 year olds, even the hot ones as damaged goods….is now old man me looking at 35 year olds thinking…oh to be young….

Then there’s the whole BOTOX, fitness, diet, HEALTH IS WEALTH approach to life, where 40 looks better than it did 40 years ago….

Plus with this whole young people being excited by getting cummed inside, it’s the closest thing they get to romance in an era of straight meaningless sex and porn fucking, you know cuz creampie porn is the romantic kind of porn, one that is more than just a one and done, bang bang than you mang….but rather sex that can last a lifetime…through child…..coupled with the whole Kylie, their overlord being a mom at 22 making it seem like a good idea for them…maybe making a prop out of their baby, stage parent them on social or at least make them “young mom bloggers” to sell to brands for money…you know why go to college, invest in being cummed in…

Making these MILFS showing off how hot they think they look, or how they got in the MILF mess in the first place, for dudes into moms cuz they like their maternal instinct or the fact that they’ve basically given up now that a medical room has seen a baby shit out of their cunt, meaning showing the internet their cunt is just second nature…point being…these are MILFS..if you’re into MILFS you’ll be into this….I am just into girls getting naked whether they have kids or not…because they are naked….even if I don’t like what I see or the concept of blown out pussies due to procreation…the being a naked whore on the internet OVERRIDES all that…

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2021

01

Feb

Guess the Pussy Slip of the Day

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Here’s a very fun an exciting post of a NASTY ass old lady in a bikini showing half her cunt….sure it’s not the good part of her cunt but at her age, I doubt there is a good part of her cunt….

I will give you a clue, many years ago she tried to sue this site and did sue other sites for posting pics of her midget billionaire married boyfriend eating her out in public….

I just couldn’t “NOT POST” these weathered ASSHOLE behind thong pics even knowing she’s a litigious cunt…while showing off her cunt…because sometimes that not very age appropriate sex working / sugar baby cunt….over rides the impending lawsuit from the cunt..

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2021

01

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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This is not a lactation fetish site, if anything the whole pregnancy thing disgusts me, and I have no need to really see a tit in action, working how it was designed to work by the alien overlords that created us as a science experiment that laid the foundation to make us this ant colony from hell that we are living in…one where the ants decided to create some imaginary thing called MONEY to make all the other ANTS the shittiest fucking ants around…

Don’t get me wrong, the whole creampie, breeding fetish is all good and exciting to me, so long as there’s some contraception involved, or maybe timed properly so that your bitch doesn’t end up pregnant.

There’s fun in risk of knocking up a girl, and there’s intimacy of busting inside a girl the way nature intended…watching your load drip out of her knowing she’ll be walking around with that shit in her all day….reminding you how dumb she must be to have let you do that…is FAR different than actually bringing a baby to fruition…

Buy I assume 99% of these lactating women are confused as they are trying to reclaim their sex appeal after giving birth, because it is possible some of these lactating tits never had a baby, they just hormonally can lactate, for whatever reason…but assuming that the majority have had kids…they are obviously taking their husband’s excitement of their new tits to heart…not realizing he’s only excited cuz he gets a new set of bigger tits without having to cheat…which doesn’t mean the rest of us need to get in on that….since we’re not the ones in a monogamous relationship with these girls stoked on their tits being bigger….we’re outsiders perfectly happy with tits that don’t lactate all over the fucking place….but obviously weird lonely fucks, the kind who marry their sex dolls, are into lactating tit cuz their sex dolls lack that feature and lactating means a real woman let you knock them up….which for lonely losers is probably a big deal….while for the rest of us, it’s the WORST STD around…baby making…yuck.

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2021

01

Feb

Model with Chest Hair of the Day

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Here’s the worst trending story I’ve seen in a while but this model is being celebrated internationally thinks to GLAMOUR UK for having chest hair, despite being a woman, and the chest hair, that most girls would have had lasered off is not just a stray black hair on her nipple, which I am sure is a lot more common than we think and that I am sure I’ve encountered a few times and wasn’t grossed out by it, we’re humans, I get that, we have hair, I get that..and I am into BUSH, so it’s really just an extension of that, since a girl with a bush which is a girl I’d be into, is likely not waxing or removing hair elsewhere…

BUT…this chest hair is on a whole other level, it’s like that Bill Cosby cabbage clusters of chest hair, and being a hetero male, and not having as much chest hair as this, while knowing men with less chest hair than this also, it’s a little fucking much…

I actually gagged looking at the pics, which is my right….

Just because the model is empowered by it and love her chest hair…and Glamour UK is pandering to society by embracing the story for their own viral clickbait strategy…you know they are just pretending to be into this because it’s cool to fetishize things otherwise seen as “embarassing”….to show how woke we are….doesn’t mean my natural reaction isn’t going to
be my natural reaction of being grossed out by this on a physical level at my core, I don’t like it….and I don’t like Glamour UK for pretending to like it, when I know they are just hopping on board for clicks, mooching off her and her weird disorder….that makes her a body hair activist, because what the fuck else is she going to be when she has that level of body hair, so good on her…it’s just not for me but it may be for you…so check it out.

Posted in:Hairy|Hairy Ass|Hairy Woman

2021

01

Feb

Shower Sundays of the Day

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In the event you haven’t read my last 3 posts, I had big dreams about posting on the weekends at the beginning of the year, but like everything I set out to do, I don’t bother doing it because ultimately no one is coming here to see 100 pics of girls in the shower on a Sunday…no one fucking cares…

But since I have all these pics archived, it’d be a crime to not put them up, since they aren’t our weekend FAT CHICK POST to remind you that fat chicks aren’t hot even more un-hot when naked…

It’s girls in the shower and if you’ve ever lived with a girl, or had a roommate with a girlfriend, or if you’ve been near a shower that has women in it, you’ll know that drilling a hole in the wall or the door to watch girls shower is a lot of fun…

So that’s probably why these girls are posting up pics of their shower, they know we like watching them clean their assholes before licking it, even though that’s never been my pre-requisite, I like a bitch’s smell, maybe some post workout sweat…or some let me taste last night’s dinner bitch….I’m down for your traces of feces…I’ve done my research on gut flora and fecal transplants maybe your bacteria will make my digestion more efficient…

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