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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The worst thing about the internet is being exposed to everyone’s inner thoughts…every desire, trauma, instinct, bullshit idea that is trending that comes to their mind….their depression, their abuse, their hopes and dreams, regrets and failures…it is fucking tedious….I think how lucky people were in the 50s when they didn’t ask questions, didn’t volunteer information, your social interactions were polite, because SMALL talk despite being the worst, is the perfect about of interaction we need….

But I guess people are follower fucks and the fact 90 billion ppl watched Brigerton is proof…I put that shit on for a solid 45 seconds and turned that shit off….

The Game is Rigged…I don’t know why people don’t realize this….unless you’re a rich fuck with lawyers and the best accountants…you’re a peasant being fucked behind the bleachers like the fun fat girl from high school who likes attention as much as she likes being gifted cookies…

YOU ARE ALL SUCKERS…

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Hailey Bieber in a Hot Fitness Campaign!
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Actress Ella Purnell’s Topless Eating Ramen
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Swedish Tennis Player Julia Keranovic is Worth a Look
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The Evolution of Demi Moore…..is Wild.
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Australian Tennis Player Angelina Graovac Catching Some Rays in Egypt
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8 Funny T-Shirts for these Times
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Youtuber Tana Mongeau Flashes!
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Ass Slap in Costumes
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Backstage with Bella Hadid
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Hot Bali Model Inka Williams
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Andre the Giant Amongst Men
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Model Kourtney Kellar Shows Support for the Denver Nuggets
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Rita Ora Offered Restuarant $7k to Break covid Rules
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Olivia Munn Flashing her Bra!
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Britney Spears in a Throwback Shoot!
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Yoga Babe in Little Shorts and a Crazy Pose
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Lili Reinhart Fails at Roller Skating
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Madelaine Petsch Selfie with a View
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NBA Players Talk First Time Playing Kobe…
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Broncos RB Phillip Lindsay Popped the Question
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Uncle Makes A Very Awkward Dating Profile For His Nephew
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Tom Brady’s Rookie Card Sold At Auction For $555,988
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FEDEX Driver Pranks!
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Rainey Qualley in a Photoshoot
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Model Alessandra Rizzo Shot in the Mirror
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Throwback Thursday – BOAT CRASH REMIX
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Deshaun Watson Has Officially Requested a Trade
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Bear Seen Chasing A Skier
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What the Gamestop Situation is Like
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Bridgerton and The Crown fight for film locations!
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Dude Puking Out the Car
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Charlotte Lawrence is Behind the Scenes of her New Video
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Amazing Model Julia Moreno Montes at the Topless beach in this Artistic Shoot
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Youtuber Talks about Stalker Incident
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Throwback Thursday – Dog’s Disgusting Fart Makes Cat Puke!
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Some Weird Starbucks Order You’ll Hate
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Some Camping Energy with this Nude Model
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Car Carries the Biggest Load on the Roof
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Base Jumping From The Top Of Burj Khalifa At Night
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Hazard on the Ranch
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Fashion Designing Instagram Model Poses in her Outfits
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Mike Tyson Talks Sex in Prison
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Dak Prescott Signs a Long-Term Deal!
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Dog Gets A Breather While Waiting In Traffic!
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Slow Motion Fail
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The CROWN Cast Dances to Lizzo because Society Sucks
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Robbers Fail
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Katherine McNamara is On Set!
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Tom Brady Planning to Play Beyond Next Season?
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Guess the Teen!
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Kaia Gerber’s Skinny in Leggings!
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Hailey Bieber’s Booty in Leggings
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings
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Naomi Campbell on the Streets
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Cara Delevingne on the Streets
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Victoria Silvstedt Asshole Flash
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Sharna Burgess in Leggings
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Chrishell Stause Dog Walker
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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Innie Pussy Demonstration
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9 Acts that Make you a Whore
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Nice Tits
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Some Vag
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2021

Jan

Sophie Mudd Naked of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a set of big tits who I guess wanted todo the whole instagram influencer thing and had a hard time pulling it off until realizing that the bikini pics would MAKE everything better…as they do…

Unless her goal was to be a bikini model…I mean Sophie Mudd and I don’t know each other and never will…and I’m good with that because any trash trying to hustle social media is not interesting to me…it represents all that is wrong with the world..

That said, she used her massive tits the way she should use the massive tits, did all kinds of “share for share” with other girls who get naked on the internet…and built up an audience of 2.1 million followers that she puts content out for…

There was a minute when she tried to game the pervert followers by doing “fashion” and regular non sex worker influencer shit…which obviously sucked because she tried hiding the one marketable thing about her…the tits.

I guess during the pandemic she realized that her trying to be an influener wasn’t paying shit, so going back to the slutty content selling nudes was the better strategy for her.

Or maybe her parents / sugar daddy cut off her allowance…I don’t know Sophie Mudd….

Sometimes it takes time to get a girl to embrace her destiny as a low level sex worker, or a high paid sex worker if you think about it, selling nudes for a lot of money cuz you’re on instagram, easy sex work and with tits like this EVEN easier.

So her fans could rejoice, celebrate, pull out their credit cards, you know get in on the big tits before the rest of her ends up big as big tits tend to do to a girl…all while not showing her nipple, but getting racier than she was for a while..which is good because hiding tits like this to game the mainstream into taking you seriously as an actor or personality is dumb…game the system by showing how huge the boobs are….BIG BOOBS TAKE YOU PLACES and they also make her look better than she would without the tits….the tits are why she’s here, host body, don’t turn your back on them or try to steal their glory with you EGO…right.

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2021

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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They say, or at least I say, that the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul. I don’t really know why I say that, but it’s probably because when you get the asshole pic out of a girl, you’ve pretty much gone all the way with her, whether you know her personally or not….the asshole means you’ve seen it all…and sure you can build from the asshole pic to things like her fisting herself, her pissing herself, her fucking or sucking dick, you know it’s a sliding scale because the asshole isn’t entirely the most HARDCORE a girl can go…you know this, you watch porn, but once you’ve seen the asshole, there’s pretty much no where else to go…you know it’s a “But I’ve already seen your asshole”..

For whatever reason, the asshole flash is something everyone, especially this generation want to do, and the thong is a great garment to make those dreams come true, because it doesn’t fully cover the asshole, letting the asshole peek through…without being a blatant asshole pic….

I am sure the girls who figured out the thong selfie had asshole in the pics were really excited because showing the asshole is an exhilerating thing and not just for a gay dude…for anyone into asshole…which is basically everyone now…it unifies us as a species….since we’ve all got assholes…while being assholes…so here’s the gateway to asshole selfies…by hiding them behind thong..

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2021

Jan

Bella Thorne Ass Shake of the Day

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I don’t know if Bella Thorne is really the most relevant actor, popstar, influencer in the world, but she’s definitely done the right moves to turn Disney Fame into a weird media empire that includes:

1- managing and producing OnlyFan girls and their content through some production company her mom runs…her mom also has an OnlyFans so she’s gone from stage mother to den mother real quick….then

2- the mainstream work she gets as an actor despite not knowing how to act, that doesn’t matter she has young audience to that these people making the moves want off social media and on the streaming apps…

3- She’s got her relevant, trending, meme creating viral social media accounts, where she sells all her bullshit, but also gets involved in scandals, etc…..and I am sure along with selling her catchy pop music, her merch, her weed and whatever grey area and edgy thing she can sell…like her ONLY fans….

Then there’s weird brand integration like this VICTORIA’S SECRET AD on her OnlyFans Porn Site…..

Victoria’s Secret is STRUGGLING to stay relevant now that millennials think their shit is lame and have moved onto other things…desperate times or some shit….call for product placement where the younger generation is….on OnlyFans…or Bella Thorne…

They get in trouble for being called exclusive, not inclusive, their creative director fired for being a MAN who traded sex favors for VS opportunities which paints a nice picture of the models who have made it under his rule….they didn’t use fat trannies, and I guess using Bella Thorne is a loophole…

Not that I care about any of this hypocrisy chasing like views and sales shit….I just think it’s barely funny, since I’ve seen all the bullshit many times before…making all this content nonsense fluff, but at least there’s a thonged ass in it…because despite Bella looking like she smells like greasy farts…with her hard face she’s rattled with surgeries…along with her fake tits…she still has a body worth looking at in this era of everyone being a degenerate, sex worker, slut….even the mainstream gone dirty…

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2021

Jan

Jordyn Jones Bra and Panties of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is the inbred looking trash from Michigan who had a mom with trailer trash dreams of having her baby on the big screen TV that takes up half of the double wide’s living room wallspace, which is nice since it covers up all the mold stains…

I’m not saying everyone from Michigan is fat white trash, I am just saying that is where Jordyn Jones comes from…and at a young age the mom thought “damn how did this cutie crawl out of my cootie”…only to put her in dance class to sell her to the reality TV machine…

I don’t know if that’s really how Jordyn Jones got famous, I only got wind of her from her silly dances and half nakedness on social media, but the industry likes to mooch off their own, to run deals through their own, so we’ll assume that Reality show is why she exists today….

She’s basically doing the OnlyFans thing, you know make some pocket money off your fans by giving them access to you trying on bras, panties, bikinis, leggings, basically anything that shows off her dance ass before it becomes diabetic mom at Walmart ass…Get it in before you get your feet amputated from Diabetes when you become the true version of yourself…the REAL FORM…

She’s alright, but I like inbred trailer park trash, some of the best sex workers are categorized as that, only they don’t have the egos of having followers, money, having been on TV, a stage parent, etc….so they are more fun….but the idea is that this one lacks star powers to really get talons into the celebrity thing…so that she can do the sex work she was destined to do….and this is just dipping a toe in.

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2021

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop!!!

If you got titty, you better drop them on the internet, because otherwise what’s the point of having titties…if you can’t share them with your peers in a fun and playful gamified way….I mean you could just do tight shirts and t-shirts, but that’s not daring, risqué or adventurous…that shit is basic working in retail/bar trying to get tips and sales tactics….

The real thrill is pulling the tit out and when everyone else is doing it like an internet challenge, it’s hardly as thirsty or attention seeking, or shameless as if you were to do it out of context….there’s a purpose and that purpose is all the tits just waiting for that push to be pulled out…forming into on group of tits like the REDDIT WALL STREET BETS CHANNEL only for tits not beefing up stock prices….because there’s strenghth in numbers…you don’t need to flash your tits alone anymore…there are others out there wanting to flash their tits with you…..and more importantly, we’re here wanting to watch your tits get dropped…it’s the best or most important thing about a tit…seeing it…fuck mystery or modesty….get them titties DROPPED…

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2021

Jan

Josie Canseco Lesbianism of the Day

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I think Josie Canseco is pretty hot…so this is a demonstration of a friendly “Tongue Touch” which I guess is finally a thing, but has always been a thing where I am from….I’ve been the guy at the party trying to convince two girls to touch tongues at least 100 times…it’s the no big deal, we’re just having fun, method of creeping…you know make them think it is there idea….then there’s the whole trying to get a girl’s tongue in your mouth, when no romantic moment presents itself, you just need to gamify it…with a little “touch my tongue, let’s touch tongues”….it’s no big deal..and it really isn’t a big deal..especially not in this era of ass eaters, you know that tongue has been up inside at least one Paul Brother maybe both at the same time, between YOUTUBE video takes…so maybe that’s why her friend who I’ll call Selma Blair is a bit hesitant, but knows Josie is clout gotta lick that clout even if it tastes like Youtube feces…

Rich trash is better than rich class…give a ghetto baseball player from Cuba and a Hooter girl daughter over some old money hedge fund daughter any fucking day….am I right…

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2021

Jan

Lea Michelle Mom Nipple of the Day

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For the longest time I’d make Lea Michele being a man jokes, it was before everyone being trans and using the word TRANNY got you cancelled. Her hard face reminded me of a movie I saw when I was young called Sleepaway Camp, if you’ve seen it, you know how it ends…a girl you thought was a girl the entire movie with her dick out holding some head she cut off….it was pretty revolutionary at the time, and not necessarily in a good way…more in a “OMG SHE HAS A DICK”….a little bait and switch that made grabbing a crotch when making out with a stranger at a bar all so important…

So instead of turning everyone trans, thinking “oh so cool, I can live out like a girl even though I didn’t have a crazy aunt who always wanted a girl groom me into a girl”…I can pretend that I always felt like a girl instead….which I guess is what is going on here….but instead of turning everyone trans, it made us fear the sleep cell trannies who were hard to detect…

So Lea Michele, despite her muppet looking face, has always had manly features, her pregnancy could have been a celebrity spin, pretending the belly wasn’t prosthetic, I mean she is an actor…it wouldn’t be hard…

So her “mom” nipples you can barely see in this shirt, are hardly impressive enough for me to assume they aren’t man on hormone nipples….so until there’s a sex tape with an orgasm so we know she doesn’t still have a prostate…I’m calling this MOM who is a Man with Hard Nipples….for the trans community she could never come out to because they’ll be mad she faked it so long…

Either way, who gives a fuck about Lea Michele…

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2021

Jan

Sahara Ray’s Nip Slip of the Day

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Sahara Ray was one of the early influencers, which is funny because she didn’t really amount to much, she’s barely been on any radar in the last 4 or 5 years, which is basically 50 years in internet years, but there was a time in 2012 or 2013 when she was owning the topless young 20 something year old LA girl in artsy piss colored grainy pics that inspired Instagram Filters…..

She was doing nude shoots with all the big photogs at the time, she had big tits and it inspired idiots like Em Rata to bust out her big tits and cash the fuck in, only like most followers, Em Rata blew the fuck up and like most people who are the first movers, Sahara Ray didn’t…you know she was in it to show her tits.

I am sure she does only fans by now, you know since brands aren’t through stupid money at her, but she still shows off her tits, tits that I think are now implants, but I don’t think were, even though they were big…and I don’t know if this is exciting to you or really to anyone…but it’s a nipple and there’s something about nipples that makes them worth looking at.

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2021

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Canada is talking about upping the travel restrictions, not that I travel, but what an attack on people’s freedoms, if you want to go to the beach with either some bitches you meet on the internet because you can finally afford to pretend to be a baller with your free government money and the travel discounts, so you can take them to an all inclusive resort in cuba to fuck for like 1000 dollars for two…..just make sure they sign that release form / consent form, you don’t want that biting you in the ass…but no…the government doesn’t like you getting fucked, they prefer to be the ones doing the fucking…..so NO TANLINES FOR YOU….

But since we live our new existence through a screen, which isn’t anything new to me, I am actually already over it and hate the screen, but yeah…we don’t need to travel..we can just remain prisoners over a virus that BARELY KILLS anyone, that they are basically just going to phase out because they know it’s all bullshit, and that people will just be so happy to go back to normal that they won’t ask questions…

We are all pawns…tax paying pawns…

But luckily, while living in our own prisons, we can turn to the internet for a bunch of tanlines, because ultimately, you know as well as I do that you’re not going anywhere with bitches who have tanlines, not even the stripclub….so pics work and here they are.

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