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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2021

Jan

Halsey Got Knocked Up of the Day

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Halsey is an attention seeking dick sucker, who I guess also allows for internal creampie cumshots, as that is what the kids are into these days to have any semblance of intimacy…in their empty and meaningless sex filled lives thanks to porn….I say this because I see how hyped people are on creampie porn and there’s gotta be a reason for that..because cumming out is now out of style, it means you’re scared to be a fucking man, scared to want to knock a bitch up, even if the whole purpose of sex for most men is to not knock a bitch up…

The real question you must have is how does a shaved head dude who looks like one of those trannies on Oprah or Dr Phil who have beards and UTERUS, who decided to go off hormones for 9 months to make what will be a totally fucked up baby….MAN-Pregnancy weirdness…it happens….but yeah how does she get knocked up, well it’s a pandemic, she’s a whore, and one more abortion may put her over the edge, or making babies may seem like the right thing to do to expand her brand and mooch off the attention of people…

But yeah, will the MILK make it through the IMPLANT…or will she has a wet nurse for that because like all these other young mothers, they have staff to handle the whole baby thing when the baby isn’t being used as a prop on instagram…

Halsey is always with the clickbait.

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2021

Jan

Dua Lipa Panties of the Day

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I always find this selfie, which is one of the selfie poses in the “How to be an influencer” book of selfies, where girls for whatever reason feel it’s so important to show people what they look like on days they aren’t bloated…

It’s like they take their laxatives or a giant dump after a night of drinking water instead of eating food, and they want to show everyone what looks like a toned stomach, all serious faced….while hiding the fave behind the selfie because they either look like shit from just taking a shit….or because that makes it more edgy…

I don’t mind the slutty selfie, I just think it’s funny that ALL these bitches are basically facsimiles of each other and yes I used the word facsimile because I have this dream that social media gets replaced with FAX machines…it was a simpler time where people were less about being clone fucks and more about being clone fucks with the people in their own communities..

So instead of dealing with little pockets of different people, we’re dealing with EVERY bitch being the same….

Dua Lipa is just better an being like everyone else because she’s a top selling popstar, but that doesn’t mean she’s not just being like everyone else..

It is funny that marketing yourself requires panty flashing…it’s like how girls with no money got their drugs in high school…on this bigger scale…like she’s got budget to do good content…but this panty selfie converts better…obviously…

Again, not mad about a girl taking a panty selfie for attention, it’s just funny.

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2021

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Getting Gay of the Day

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I talk shit on Charlotte Lawrence because she’s basically a nobody with famous and successful parents….trying to launch a music career because what the fuck else is a rich kid raised in entertainment to do…

I like to think it’s one of those things where the parents see themselves as artists, despite being sell outs who make sitcoms, which basically zero fucking artistry, like all the famous fucks in Hollywood, no matter how many BERETS and SCARVES they wear…

So they have this kid, who’s a little on the wild side, as kids are these days, and figure she’s got no other options and if her whole music thing works out, how great that would make the family look…you know gift your kid her dreams…so hire a PR company and let her do nude shit to find her brand image….and I guess this TIT ON TIT is part of her marketing campaign..

So edgy, she eats pussy like every girl her age…

I am obviously not AGAINST this approach, I just find it funny that mainstream rich people have become this trying to be edgy naked shit…it’s silly…

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2021

Jan

Michelle Monaghan Fitness of The Day

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I guess MICHELLE MONAGHAN is getting in on the viral stunts, because she took her skateboard to her treadmill in something that you’d probably want to see end in disaster, at least I do, because whenever people do their lame as fuck PARKOUR circus shit on video, I think to myself “that asshole needs to eat shit” so that he stods doing dumb fucking things that annoy me…like PARKOUR.

I realize that this isn’t PARKOUR and maybe I am just triggered by fitness…..you know being fat I look at people on fitness equipment and think “you’re nuts”….but it’s actually more triggering for me because the side of my arm has road rash from an elementary school prank. I was invited to some rich kid’s birthday, it was the 70s and they had a state of the art gym, the other kids were all fucking around and I got on the treadmill where they jacked the speed to full speed…my 10 year old arm hit the fucking belt before being thrown into the wall and I have forever been mentally scarred like a MILLENNIAL…you know so much trauma that I was forced into alocholism and obesity.

Either way, I still don’t know who MICHELLE MONAGHAN is, but apparenlty she’s not on LOST, which is what I say she’s in everytime I post her…

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2021

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I actually forgot that it was WET SPOT Wednesday today…I blocked it out because I guess I’ve officially experienced trauma like all these whiner millennials who can’t hold a job so they smoke weed and sell nudes all day….I finally understand what they mean about how PTSD fucks with you…because I officially did not remember I do a post on WET SPOTS because I dislike them so much….or maybe it’s just dementia…

You may be asking yourself why someone would post 50 wet spots a week if he hates them so much and the answer is that I like fucking with you…giving you that “UGHHHHHHH” moment you’d get in early internet days when you’d get asian puking videos or other random insanity from stile project or whatever the sites of the time were…is stile still around? I don’t visit sites…

But yeah, you’d jerk off to the asian puke videos too, because once you get over the initial “GROOOOOOOOOOOSSSS”….you realize…hey, his is girls in wet panties, how bad could it be, it’s not like they’re trannies…and you’re right…it’s bad…just not THAT bad…

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2021

Jan

Mom and Daughter are Pregnant at the Same Time – SLUTS and Other Videos of the Day

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Pedestrain VS Snow

Robber vs Guard

Australian Biplane Crash

Street Bowling

Belly Flop

Girls Run Over Dude Trying to Seduce Them

Crashing his New Car

Posted in:stepLINKS|Videos

2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I see how idiotic people are such fucking suckers who just want to play the game like everyone else and either you’re one of the cool kids leading the idiots, or the cool brands selling to the idiots, or the idiots…

It has taken me 16 or more years of doing this site to realize the major flaw in why I am not living on a private island, not that I’d want to, but the older I get the more and more irrelevant a website is, not that I was ever relevant, but I am even less relevant now….I should have just played the game…

It was funny to me being the stoner drunk loser on the sideline with soiled sweatpants encouraging people to jerk off to the cool kids, you know it made me laugh….but in a society based on MONEY…I should have faked being INTO the celebs, influencers and sluts, instead of creeping on them or creeping them out for a bunch of creeps.

As it turns out the brain washed public want to believe in the lie of celebrity, they don’t want some loser calling it out, because it discounts their core emotional attachment to it.

Years ago a big celebrity site told me they wouldn’t link the site because I make fun of the celebs and their audience is there to celebrate celebs….at the time I was like “come on man, celebrate celebrity, they are called celebs cuz we’ve already celebrated them. it’s the same fucking word”…

But instead of saying, I’ll game the celebs and people alike, I was like, keep on being a stoner under the bleachers trying to look up the skirts of the audience/followers while talking shit about the people on the court.

SO…If I had only played the game right, maybe I’d be writing this from a private island, since I didn’t, I guess I’ll just keep on hating the culture, what the fuck else is there to do…but as I do it, I’ll remember things would have been different, IF ONLY I sold out..

here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Halsey is Pregnant and this is her Topless Pregnancy Reveal
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Removing 30 cms of Snow with an Excavator
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Girls at Golden Hour
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Cleaning a Fat Top Grill
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Girl In Leggings Handstand Fail
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A Graphic Picture of Chad Wheeler’s Beaten Girlfriend Has Been Released
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Car Accident of the Day
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Dude DJing for a Blackbear
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Elliott Page Files for Divorce
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Weird Fuckign Gender Reveal
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If any of you became millionaires on the gamestop stock that went from 2 dollars to 200 dollars or whatever, feel free to use some of that money to invest in me. I don’t have any business ventures and there will be no ROI, but I figure sending me money could be a charitable donation that doesn’t benefit sick kids or animals, just me…but I’m ok with that.

I watched a video comparing racists and woke inclusive and you should remember that inclusivity and racism are basically the same level of segregation….it’s not a we are all one people, the human people…it’s more the “they are “x” color, therefore we must give them “x” things, so that we don’t come across as racist”…instead of back of bus, it’s PLEASE join my social circle we NEED one of you….

INCLUSIVITY is racist, send me money, and sluts of the internet are great.

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsey Pelas is Amazing in this Video
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Salma Hayek is Being Awesome
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WWE Star Kelly Kelly Empowering Women on the Gram Half Naked
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Ella Rose in a Hot Dress
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Jenna Dewan in a Tank Top!
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Amputee Bikini Model Posing
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Jessica Alba Fails the Buss It Challenge
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Poor Millionaire
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Cindy Mello in Nipple Pasties for Adore Me!
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Gracie Hunt is Headed Back to the Super Bowl
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Victoria Silvstedt at the Beach!
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High Res Liz Olsen Photoshoot
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Weird Treadmill Bike
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Megan Thee Stallion Tries Pole Dancing
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Haley Kalil’s Valentine’s Day Photoshoot!
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Hooters Model Gianna Tulio in the Bahamas
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Employee of the Month
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Highly ‘Interesting’ Italian Athletics Indoor 2019 Pole Vault For Women!
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What Makes British Place Names So Hard To Pronounce?
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Elliot Page Files for Divorce From Wife Emma Portner
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Bebe Rexha Does a Little Leggings Dance
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Patrick Mahomes’ Brother Shoots His Shot With Sway Boy Josh Richards’ Girlfriend
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Cracking Open A Can Of 85-Year-Old Cream Corn And Tasting It!
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Backflip Fail
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The Wellerman Shanty, The Catchy Sea Shanty Remix!
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FKA twigs talks about alleged domestic abuse from Shia LaBeouf
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Seahawks Backup OL Chad Wheeler Was Arrested for Domestic Violence
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The Process Of Making Wigs From Donated Hair! For the Weirdos!
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A Bunch of Fails
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Creepy Fucking Bird Bath
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Russian War Veteran Talks About Their Crimes In Germany
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Crochet Bernie doll is raking in bids on Ebay
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Awesome Model Natalia Sobieska’s Hot Apartment Shoot
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Jay Cutler Spotted With Hot Blonde in Miami
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The Amazing Underground Bicycle Parking Garages In Netherlands!
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Faceplant
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Why Canadians Can’t But Finnish People Can Ride Bicycles In Winter!
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Matt Damon selling his zen mansion in the Palisades
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Nude Model Patricia Marina
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B.J. Penn Arrested in Hawaii on Suspicion of DUI
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Karen’s Rant Gets Transformed Into A Heavy Metal Song!
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Dude Catches Cell Phone in Midair
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Huge Avalanche Shockwave At Kapuche Glacier Lake
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Ana De Armas in a Photoshoot looking Awesome!
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Car Oozes Weird Sludge
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A Collection of Random and Interesting Photos
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Dog on the Seesaw
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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking for Loch Ness
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Candice Swanepoel in Lace Lingerie!
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Cardi B Puts on a Show While Shopping
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7 of This Week’s Customer Favorites in Men’s Style
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Selena Gomez Big Boobs in a Tight Shirt
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Lexy Panterra Bikini!
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Maria Wild in Leggings
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Heidi Montag Shopping in Tight Clothing
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Ashley Robert Legs
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Kimberly Garner in a Bikini
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Scarlett Johansson Ass in Leggings
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Charlize Theron in Leggings!
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Hilary Duff in Public…
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Selena Gomez Doing this Whole Look
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Glasses Shoot
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Delilah Hamlin in Bike Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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Weird Lesbian Sex Video
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Girl Gets It.
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Nude TikTok Transtion
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19 People Having a Shitty Fuckign Day
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Some Hot Lesbian Touching
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Big Booty
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Skye Blue and her Titties Masturbating
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Liz Hurley Topless in the Snow
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Big Boobs
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Strong Ball Challenge
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Amateur MILF Sex
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Live Stream Trainwreck
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Gag Reflex Demo
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Shay Laren Masturbates
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Nailing the Job Interview
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Some Car Vibes
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ROAD DOME
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Dildo Ninjas
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Big Titty Reveal
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Hot Model Posing Naked
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Hand Job Finisher
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NERD Boning Babe
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Pillow Fucker
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Tree Hugger
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They Call This Pussy Pass Denied
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Pussy Rubber
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2021

Jan

Kylie Jenner Weirdness Of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, or her team, since they run a marketing agency, content studio, with a team of people who do very aggressive photoshop work because they realized that for whatever reason, people don’t care if you blatantly cut yourself up into a cartoon version of yourself for the internet, they all jump on the trend too, it’s their time to fake looking they way they want to look, and only the 1% of people who follow them will know it’s a scam…FACETUNE..

Then there’s the whole plastic surgery office in their basement where Bruce got his dick cut off and the rest of them got ribs removed, tits implanted, some Frankenstein shit that people also embrace as real….

So a troll mutant like Kylie, can be this long haired, ethnic looking, weirdo fucking body and make billions, literally billions of dollars selling garbage to your kids while giving them fucked up body image #goals.

IT’s wild, but they did it, they figured out the way to control pop culture, all while not being actors or musicians, just professional reality tv stars on social media…it’s pretty fucking crazy, horrible, but representative of our society, they are only there because people wanted them there..

So I’ll look at Kylie’s weirdness and try to figure out why people think this look is hot..why the fuck not…

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2021

Jan

Miley Cyrus Fitness of the Day

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As it turns out, Miley is less interesting when she doesn’t have her tits or booty hole out on display being edgy enough to get noticed, to get that attention needed to sell product, after realizing being married and wholesome country was a fail, but the weird mouthed, tongue out, twerking sex fiend does, so make what you can when you can…it’s a matter of time before OnlyFans becomes part of her marketing mix….and you’ll all sign up for the dildo shows…it could happen, when you’re famous enough, you can do the porn thing to be as shocking as Madonna was in the 80s, you just need to go more and more hardcore and kill your brand in the process….like Playboy and Hustler did in the 2000s…”not enough views, partner with Pornsites and use nasty ass girls with Playboy Tattoos in our content”..

Anyway…she’s working out and looking for some dick…so if you’re in LA get on that trendy celebrity dating app that Adrien Grenier and Jeremy Piven have tainted all the sugar babies on….or maybe she’s just pretending to look for dick to remind you that she has sex…YES Miley, we get it…you and every other human who hasn’t been violently raped or abused like SEX….

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