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2021

26

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I haven’t met any dudes that hate small tits, that’s some elementary school bullying shit that gives girl’s complexes for life….sure the big titty girls always get all the attention…and there are dudes that will do basically anything for big titties…like ignore the bitch’s 300 pound belly…because big tits have that level of impact on a motherfucker…and sure all kinds of celebs from Pam Anderson to Kate Upton and every big tit in-between….shout out Anna Nicole…RIP…has been able to get ahead for having big tits…and sure girls in the corporate world, stripper business, bar business, Hooters Waitresses business can say that tits get tips and opens doors because they are hypnotizing…

BUT that doesn’t mean we don’t love compact tits as much, they are just less show boaty so nothing to go MENTAL over, but still apprecaite grabbing, sucking, cumming on…staring at…

So as idiot girls get implants like HALSEY…thinking it’ll make their lives better…I’m here to say….TINY TITS are great…KEEP EM….and they usually come with a hotter ass than their bigger titty counterparts…which is more important than a big floppy novelty tit.

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2021

26

Jan

Pia Mia Bra of the Day

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Pia Mia is some mainstream success story who I guess was a big youtuber, who may not have had as much mainstream success as I thought she did, but had enough to move stateside from Guam to be a celebrity and it worked on some levels….

She slowly climbed the ranks of future Disney Kid…to VIDEO VIXEN with fake tits and a booty in rap videos, which is basically where she’s at now…

She’s got an OnlyFans, which is a reminder that there’s so much more money in selling nudes when you had some level of celebrity where dudes want to see your nudes….there’s millions to be made in porn if it is done right…

On one side I think Only Fans is a brilliant business idea, pay creators for creating, and encourage them to sell nudes…it’s an idea I wish I launched for no one to use….

But on the other side I think it’s idiotic, why pay for the nudes or the exclusive content when it’s all over the internet…

However, if a girl is going to get naked for money because it’s easier to get paid like that than to work, then throw that money at her….everyone has a price, we need the fools to get them their price, so we an get the nudes for free…she deserves it, she’s getting naked….I would just never bother paying if I can get it for free…

I don’t support girls getting naked like that…I don’t fall in the trap…and I know they aren’t the ones DMing me…but rather some INDIAN CALL CENTER worker pretending to be them…which is a scam…

But I do support girls getting naked on a top level….not that this is Pia naked..

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2021

26

Jan

Isabella Fonte Bikini of the Day

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You probably don’t know who Isabella Fonte is and I don’t really either…but I’ve seen her on the sites and I’ve seen her in half naked dance and I think she’s great….so you don’t need to be on that annoying social media bullshit, or have chinese Spyware on your phone….you can just see that shit in other places….crazy concept, but not as crazy as a bitch getting paid to dance half naked on the internet….actually that’s the only thing I understand about this influencer shit. I come from the stripper school of thought where you pay that cover change to see their pussies and pay that premium to grab their tits…so paying to see babes is in our fucking blood….it’s the other influencers who don’t get naked enough, or who don’t dance provocatively enough that I’m like “Get the fuck out of here”….waste of space..

So I support all this girl and all the other young sluts out there in what they do….they make sense of this whole over paid tiktok star thing for a guy who spent his life paying strippers….

Plus she’s pretty hot.

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2021

26

Jan

Halsey Bolt Ons of the Day

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Halsey is as bullshit as her tits…if you need a reference of how bullshit her tits are…here’s the before and after

She has this fake overinflated bullshit storyline about being some homeless drug addict party girl who miraculously got a record deal and a vocal track on some successful DJs song…putting her on the map…

I don’t doubt that she was a party girl and knowing DJs being a girl who fucks the DJ as he rolls through, one of his pitstop girls, as they all have…I mean they tour town to town they need pussy to get their dick wet with…pussy that is into being with the overpaid nerd at the center of the room….pussy that doesn’t care that they are the side bitch, they just care they they get to drink backstage….I know these types, I’ve seen these types…it’s not an accomplishment, and for the most part, it’s not even the hottest girls at the club….hence Halsey’s success with it…

I am sure she believes her own hype, her own story, she basically plays any angle she can and figured out that rich people like stories of homelessness, it seems edgy and interesting…like out of a movie…because that’s likely where the story originated…

She uses any angle she can to get any level of attention, basically what you’d expect DJ whores to do…I’ve seen them…looking for purpose, attention, celebrity and sometimes it works…

I mean when BLM happened and diversity was being pushed, she was the first to fight for the right for black hair shampoo options in hotels, since she’s half black…something else to exploit….

So now she’s got tits that she bought with her celebrity money and if fake tits impress you…you’re an idiot…dudes can literally buy a set of the same tits….and look the fucking same as this bitch…but if you like fake tit cleavage…you can fucking have it.

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2021

26

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I do The Ratio Tuesday every Tuesday as a reminder to all the feminists out there fighting for inclusivity, empowerment for all disabilities, basically attacking the traditional model of what a HOT chick is, by whining because they want to be hot chicks too….you know the whole plus sized model movement that has basically pressured loser brands to fold and use men in their women’s lingerie campaigns and other insanity…

Well, SCIENCE has proven that there is a formula to hotness, and FAT chicks with the right body can fall into the right side of that formula, so long as they have a waistline, so it’s not so much a weight thing, but more of a shape thing, and that is THE RATIO…

Girls know that the RATIO exists, whether they try to GASLIGHT you or VIRTUE SIGNAL you or BLAME the patriarchy for it’s use of girls with a RATIO to brainwash us into thinking what is hot is just a construct of the media not brainwashing us into thinking the not hot is hot, which they try all the time, I mean so many ugly Celebs have been misgendered or wrongfully identified as hot, like Ashley Tisdale, when they clearly aren’t….but people just run with what they are told…

WELL SCIENCE – TRUST SCIENCE – Says…RATIO is fucking real, so I’ll run with that, promote that, endorse that, cuz I like a good ratio, it is what makes fucking a woman feel like fucking a woman and not a boy or a fat slop pile of shit equivalent to fucking the bean bag chair at that high school party in the 70s after too much weed smoking gave you that WEED schizophrenia…

Point being, RATIO…

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2021

26

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bra of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is the Moroccan Jewish girl from Canada with the big tits that gave you all boners in Entourage and whatever other low level shit she’s done…

She’s in her 40s at this point and still looking fit, because when you’re rich and vain that’s what you fucking do…

Luckily, throughout it all, she’s kept her tits….because without those tits, would she still matter…not that she actually matters but will chalk this up as “trying to matter” with some activewear porn instead of real porn…which is still porn when in the right hands..

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2021

26

Jan

Sammi Hanratty Bra Dance of the Day

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I post these Sammi Hanratty as charity, because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, but she’s trying so fucking hard to matter, just not quite hard enough sine I haven’t seen her VAG.

She is an actress who luckily got a job on Shameless, which is a huge show, that she probably was like “I HAVE MADE IT”….then they killed her off, or fired her, and she never worked again.

So she’s resorted to the low level attention seeking of dancing in tight activewear on social media to give all the fucking boners….only not quite hot enough to give the boners…so she’s given herself BLUE hair like she’s at a BLM rally in Portland…unless this is what they call ‘E-Girl’…which is like someone who watches too much Anime and does Asheago porn drooling on herself with her eyes rolled back…and tongue out…it’s a terrible fetish that you’ve seen Belle Delphine dominate in her porn career..now this one’s getting in on it…progress for humanity I guess.

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2021

26

Jan

Chelsea Handler Nude Again of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is some old as shit comedian who wanted to be more than some comedian but ended up running with it because at the time people liked cunty bitches who were cunty towards the celebrities she interviewed, it was an angle that wouldn’t work today, because you have to jerk everyone off with your hand and mouth so that they don’t get triggered and start crying like the weak victims they are….instead of just going along with the joke, they have to fight the joke, since we’ve all become robots who don’t know how to joke..unless it involves sharing a BERNIE meme….weird world..

I am not defending Handler’s comedy, I am just saying she was able to get where she got after failing as an actress because male comedians who helped her out, were into a girl with fake tits wanting to be a comedian and willing to fuck them in the process…

SHe is consistently half naked on her social media, showing off her fake tits, since they are an add on item she purchased and I definitely don’t think it’s something to jack off to, but if a bitch grabs her tits crying for people to notice her, it’s still worth looking at, even if it’s garbage…thanks to the whole tit thing…

Until we see a spread ass Chelsea handler playing connect the dots with her old lady hemorrhods, or HPV/HSV scars…I won’t think she’s falling deep into obscurity, but she will…we will get the sex tape or the masturbation scene…the next Maitland Ward over here potentially…it just all depends on how rich she got the 10 years she mattered….probably too rich….but fame and relevance is a hell of a drug and when you gotta chase it there’s only one easy way to do it…SLUT THE FUCK OUT…

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2021

26

Jan

Bella Hadid Silver Tit of the Day

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I guess Bella Hadid has probably realized that she’s disgusting looking, even after her boyfriend the WEEKND did some video making fun of bitches who are all overdone on the plastic surgeries and injections, looking like some porn star clown cartoon shit, instead of being their ugly self, despite all these rappers encouraging girls to look like this, with their fake asses and fake tits, only to say the real winners are the natural looking girls who aren’t on social media, despite only interacting with clown girls…but anyway…

She’s realizing that she’s naturally a fucking monster and when you’re ugly and an imposter pretending to be this hot chick, you gotta add props or paint yourself silver to divert people from seeing how ugly you are.

It’s obvious to me, and I hope most of you just how overrated and hyped this one is, how she should have never been a legit model the fashion industry embraced, but rather some rich kid doing only fans, but life didn’t workout that way for her, thanks to marketing…

I don’t mind staring at her holding her tits, because she’s still a chick, despite the hard face, let’s just hope a chick who knows being some Star Trek alien is a better angle than being her damn self which isn’t even her damn self…

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2021

26

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if the pandemic has taught us that tight pants are awesome, because you’re either alone at home not surrounded by women in tight pants, and when you do leave the house, assuming you are in places under lockdown, you don’t really get to see the tight pants, because they limit the number of people who can go into a place, so the whole idea of activewear going through the roof and all these brands making small fortunes because bitches need slutty comfy outfits for ZOOM that they probably wouldn’t wear to the office while pretending to be professionals for 8 hours a day, doesn’t really impact us that much…but KNOW in your soul that many tight pants and tight shorts are out there, in circulation, being worn for you to not enjoy…but like anything, there is a large percentage of girls buying tight pants posting to social media, since social media is their own TV show that they are the host of, where they can be their best ELLEN or whoever the fuck…..and with that means tight pants get worn on social…..for those of us not getting TIGHT pants in real life…even though some could argue that social media is real life and that real lie is a distraction from social media…weird society but I’m into the tight pants…

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