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2021

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if the pandemic has taught us that tight pants are awesome, because you’re either alone at home not surrounded by women in tight pants, and when you do leave the house, assuming you are in places under lockdown, you don’t really get to see the tight pants, because they limit the number of people who can go into a place, so the whole idea of activewear going through the roof and all these brands making small fortunes because bitches need slutty comfy outfits for ZOOM that they probably wouldn’t wear to the office while pretending to be professionals for 8 hours a day, doesn’t really impact us that much…but KNOW in your soul that many tight pants and tight shorts are out there, in circulation, being worn for you to not enjoy…but like anything, there is a large percentage of girls buying tight pants posting to social media, since social media is their own TV show that they are the host of, where they can be their best ELLEN or whoever the fuck…..and with that means tight pants get worn on social…..for those of us not getting TIGHT pants in real life…even though some could argue that social media is real life and that real lie is a distraction from social media…weird society but I’m into the tight pants…

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2021

Jan

Woman Caught Stealing Purse Says it’s her Coochie Lips And Other Videos of the Day

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Parasail Fail

Dude Feeding his Pigeon at the Market

Hand Vs Firecracker Demo

Skillful Helicopter Rescue

Vietnamese Phone Snatcher

Synthetic Alcohol Explodes

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder when people will realize that old politicians are assholes who don’t give a fuck about them, despite the shiny messages of hope they spewed on you idiots to win you over based on some weird idealism….or using the right words for the general public to be like “I like that guy, he’ll change the fucking world”…only to do what every other politician has done in the past…not give a fuck about the people…

It’s like this whole CURFEW thing going on here, or lockdowns going on everywhere, where people are like “they are doing it for us, what benefit is it to them”….well the benefit to them was to make themselves look like the heroes taking measures to do a lockdown, to curve the COVID cases, only to direct the anger at Trump to blame Trump for all that is wrong in the world, only now that there is no Trump, no one left to blame, so start opening up like they did in CALI despite having more cases in ICU and sick than they did in December when they did the lockdown….it’s all so nutty.

Not that I care about politics, more about humanity, it’s like you show these people this idea, this polished idea, that they like and they ignore everything else and just want that shiny thing….MOTH to flame shit, only the FLAME is marketing and selling you morons on shit you don’t need.

It applies to all aspects of your life…SELL or BE SOLD…and you’re all being sold…

Idiots.

Ana De Armas is Single and Hot
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In Bed with Nude Model Patricia Marina
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Jay Cutler Spotted With Hot Blonde in Miami
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Underground Bike Parking in the Netherlands
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Old Man and Dog on the SeeSaw
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Crotchet Bernie On Sale for 17,000 Dollars
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B.J. Penn Arrested in Hawaii on Suspicion of DUI
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Messed Up Cracker at the Storey
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Jessica Alba Fails the Buss It Challenge
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Model Natalia Sobieska in some Casual Apartment Hangs
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Weird Scooby Doo Supercut
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UFC Fighter Mike Perry Uses His Girlfriend’s Booty to Work on His Hands
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Man Earns Big Ups
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you can game them, you might as well game them, the general public is so fucking stupid, you might as well take advantage of that….create that lie and build on it.

After 16 years of DrunkenStepfather, calling out all the bullshit out there that is obvious, annoying, or ridiculous….has been the wrong fucking strategy…

I should have seen the bullshit working, hopped on the bullshit, and spewed the bullshit too…you know to get my piece of the action…instead of sitting her with an AD supported site that has NO ADS….

So, I suggest if you’re looking for that retirement money, remember that society is filled with idiot consumers just eagerly waiting to spend money on what they are told to because they are mindless idiots that need to be told what to buy….so figure out how to be the person telling them what to buy so you get your piece of the action…

If you can’t profit off how idiotic people are, you’re not living right….now I’ve always known I am not living right, but that doesn’t mean you should live right…you deserve it.

Maybe that’s why social media is a giant infomercial filled with people fighting to get brands to pay them to sell you shit you don’t need but will buy because it looks so good…the infomercial of the generation that thinks it’s being “SOCIAL”…or living their true version of themselves despite being photoshopped to shit when it’s just whoring products…people just scrolling ads all day….what a waste of fucking time….

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS…

Bella Hadid’s Weird Topless Model Shoot
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Liz Hurley Racy in her Topless in the Snow Pic
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Camille Kostek Puts a Thong On for NFC Championship Game…
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J.Lo Recreats Love Don’t Cost a Thing Video
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Young Girl Busts Open the Wine and Freaks Out her Mom
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Vanessa Hudgens Tribute to her Wife in Bikini
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Elsa Pataky Pokies!
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Poor Millionaire
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IG Model Bri Teresi Sinks a Hole in One in a Bikini
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Jordyn Jones as a Brunette
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Rumer Willis in Lingerie
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Kate Upton Busty in a White Top
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Man Earns Big Ups
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Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Spark Reconciliation Rumors After Posting a Picture Together
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Stripper Pole Fail
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Salma Hayek in a Swimsuit Being Amazing
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Anne Winters is hot in Lingerie
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Jenna Dewan in a Towel
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Coach K’s a Dick!
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Dad Proposing while Son Keeps Eating
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Chico DeBarge Charged with DUI
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Woman’s Tap Water Lights on Fire
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Cat on a Slippery Slide
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Trailer for Godzilla VS Kong
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Kendall Jenner is Starting a Tequila Company – How About some Bikini Pics
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Aaron Rodgers Spotted Crying to the Refs at the End of NFC Championship Game
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Chantel Jeffries in Lingerie
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Tesla VS Garage Door
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Ellen is Potentially Being Replaced by Kelly Clarkson
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Runaway Boat – Can’t be Caught
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Scooby Doo Supercut that Isn’t for Kids
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Liz Olsen is in ELLE Magazine
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Topless Model on a Piano
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Trey Songz Involved in an Altercation With Police at the AFC Championship Game
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Don’t Trust Anything on the Web
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Kourtney Kardashian is Dating Travis Barker
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Train in India Gets Hosed Down
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How Airplane Banner Ads Work
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6 Stars Practicing Self Care – Not Self Love
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Topless Model in a Shark
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Reality TV Star Madison LeCroy Posted a Picture With Jay Cutler
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Crazy Bridge
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Jojo Siwa Comes Out
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Kickboxer Breaks Baseball bats
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Ex Gang Member Sees herself Without Tattoos for the First Time
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Madison Beer in a New Video in Lingerie
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Nude Model is Red on Red
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Hailey Clauson’s Braless Show of Support for the Packers Wasn’t Enough
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Animals are Crazy – Watch it Jump
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Natasha Bure is Pantsless!
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Why Women Live Longer than Men
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Cat CHooses Evil
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Emily Ratajkowski’s pregnant in a Bikini
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Heid Klum’s Side Boob for German’s Next Top Model
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UFC Fighter Mike Perry Uses His Girlfriend’s Booty to Work on His Hands
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AJ McLean Recreating the Risky Business Dance is Freaky
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Lena Dunham is LUSTING for Hunter Biden….GROSS AS FUCK
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10 Best Deals on Amazon Today
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Ambrosio Looking Hot for an Old Bitch in her Bikini
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Victoria Silvstedt Got her Tits Out…
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Madelaine Petsch Dog Walking…
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Jennifer Lopez Old and Gross in Leggings
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Camila Cabello Gross in Leggings
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Sofia Richie Walking in Leggings
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Kim Garner in a Bikini
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Some Nobody named Ella Rose with Hard Nips
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Jessica Markowski in a Bikini…
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Bella Hadid Weird Topless Pics
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Miley Has Nipples
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Heidi Klum Side Tit for German’s Top Model
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Ariel Winter looking homeless
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Olivia Munn in Leggigns!
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Liz Olsen in a Magazine…Unfortunately not a Gaping Ass Magazine…
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Topless Body Shot
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Girl’s Vagina Comes with Bonus Skin
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Scumbag of the Week
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Sluts in Public
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Violet Summers Lesbian Sex Tape
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Amira West Nude
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Big Tits are Better Naked
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Nude Model Does Circus Tricks
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A Whole Lot of BOoty
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It’s GAME DAY!!!
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Hot Girl and her Big Tits
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Hot Girl Shows Off Tits
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The best TikTok Transition You’ll See Today
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Headbanger
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Girl Fucked Outside Gym
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Booty Beating
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Butt Sex
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Mental MOndays
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Suction Dildo Riding
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Veiny Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Panty Peel Time
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Sluts in the Kitchen
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Fat Ass Gets Washed in Shower
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Do you like to Creep on Bitches
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Amatuer Sex
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Girl Gives us a Body Tour
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Side Boob
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Model and her Dildo
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Today in Peeing
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Slutty Girls in Pajamas
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They Say this is a Tinder Hook Up
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Girl Sprays the Camera
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Titties Out in this Fight – THrowback
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2021

Jan

Rihanna’s Lingerie Promo Twerk of the Day

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Rihanna makes a shit ton of money off of her now trending lingerie brand that basically replaced Victoria’s Secret with an edgier approach, perfect for all the insta thots out there in need of affordable, Rihanna approved, Agent Provocateur inspired, mass marketed like Victoria’s Secret – lingerire…

I mean it’s not like she needed more money, but if you can build out a billion dollar brand, and she fucking did, why the fuck not get it….it was probably not all that difficult to pull off also…I mean she’s the perfect celebrity to push a racy lingerie line…

Anyway…at least in Rihanna getting richer off lingerie, she’s contractually obliged to promote the lingerie…and in doing that we get to see her shake her older and fatter but still Rihanna ass in that lingerie….

It’s Valentine’s Day, the second most popular day of the year for Lingerie brands, so girl is GETTING IT….knowing she’s probably going to sell it off in a year or two for stupid levels of money…

It’s a real success story, from child sex worker in Barbados, to Top Pop Star, to Beat up and Angry Pop Star with edge, to lingerie kingpin…funny how some people win while others really fucking lose…

here’s some low level actress who should be more popular being one of Rihanna’s Ambassadors to help build that empire out…she is not Rihanna…but Rihanna is using her to sell lingerie on the internet…

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2021

Jan

Jordyn Jones Slutty Selfies for Hire of the Day

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Jordyn Jones sells exclusive content to her fans that probably looks a lot like these pics, which is where I assume they are from. You know a hero out there signed up to her “FRIENDS ONLY” feed for a fee and on that “Friends only” feed she posts her salacious content for her “friends”…where she tries on leggings and bikinis while pretending it’s not for dudes paying her for jerk off material…because she’s higher brow than that….you know being from gutter trash part of Michigan, where she would have been a Walmart cashier if it wasn’t for the fact that her mom had bigger dreams for her and got her cast as some dancer on a reality show at the age of 5 or 6…making her dreams come true….I guess….

I still think she’ll end up back in Michigan on meth in a trailer park, I don’t have big dreams for her, or her fetal alcohol syndrome looking eyes….but for now, she’s important with 6 million IG followers she’s trying to get money out of..cuz she knows they are just there for her dancer ass…

This is her dancer ass….

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2021

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I know that all you hear about are these stories of the hospitals being overloaded, the people who work in hospitals being rebranded FRONT LINE HEROES as they take on the INVISIBLE enemy….risking their lives everyday…assuming they are the 1 percent of people who will die from getting COVID…

But through these stressful times, where they are all overextended and jealous of their friends who chose different careers and get to work from home, they’ve managed to take time out of their busy FRONT LINE HERO schedules to get naked in their scrubs…at those overloaded hospitals because heroes don’t let things like being overwhelmed by all the COVID cases that they are seeing get in the way of a good time…and you know for a lot of these “ESSENTIAL WORKERS” which seems like such an important title…they aren’t actually on the front line of anything, but instead basking in the lower influx of patients coming into hospitals because they don’t work the COVID ward and routine screenings, elective surgeries, etc don’t happen anymore….and either does the FLU…

So as they sit their bored, they figure they should try to be ACTUAL heroes to men by giving them something to jack off to…their nudes…for the nurse fetishists…who I am sure give them FAT tips for all their hard work in the healthcare system on their onlyfans…so that these heroes can retire from NURSING and focus on their porn production dreams…

If they were as scared of COVID as they pretend they are in the media to get paid more….they probably wouldn’t put their pussies in front of it…

You know you hear stories in the media of the nurses who change in their cars to not bring covid home, meanwhile their cunts are full of it…and that makes no sense…

But nurse fetishes, make total sense, so here ya’ll go.

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2021

Jan

Dove Cameron As Nude As She Can Get of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some very famous Disney kid who is all damaged thanks to her dad’s suicide and the whole being sold to an industyr that is EVIL and destroys lives, but it’s all so Glamourous, I mean what’s a little destroying of a soul when you can be all famous and shit…right…that people who you don’t give a fuck about giving a fuck about you is not as anxiety inducing as it sounds…..even though it FUCKING should be…I mean it’s probably a substantially better life not being known by basically anyone but these people are conditioned to think it’s better the other way cuz you make more money that way….anyway, all nonsens….

HOWEVER, Dover Cameron who looks like she’s a porn chick, has done a softcore dive into the slutty nude selfie, but posting up a pic of her nude body’s shadow, where you can see how perky her tit is, assuming it is her tit, in some new obscure, even creepy kind of nude….SHADOW porn…like SHADOW boxing…only you look like less of an asshole doing it…plus more people have jerked off to the shadow nudes than shadow boxing….but those who have jerked off to their shadow boxing, back lighting themselves, probably appreciate that their distorted dick shadow from the right angle looks like an actual penis and not a big clitoris they are used to…I mean you’ve all gone outside on sunny days and your shadow makes you look like you’re 8 feet tall…same thing but for dicks…

What I am getting at is this subtle instagram whoring through shadows is what campground shadow puppet show dreams are made of….I wonder what her asshole’s shadow looks like and if her asshole sees it’s own shadow does winter last 12 more months????

Maybe this is just that, Groundhog Day fetish content…you know keeping the nudes thematic…since Groundhog’s day is in a week or two….or maybe it’s a way to show tit without getting dropped by your label…agents…etc as they try to clean up the internet because it’s gone too PORNY…

I don’t have the answers, because I don’t even know what I just rambled on about…and I barely know who DOVE CAMERON is.

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2021

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence See Through of the Day

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You have to wonder what is wrong with society when some celebrity kid who has two rich parents, both her mom and dad have done shit in Hollywood and not bootleg made one movie shit, her mom was on two hit sitcoms and those motherfuckers get paid for life for that shit….so you have to wonder what is wrong with society when some celebrity kid who was raised amongst other celebrity kids in these mansions in LA and Malibu and oftentimes BOTH…you know since you need that beach house when you’re other house 45 minutes away in Beverly Hills HAS no OCEAN, and you know there is no point living in California without at least one oceanfront property…that’s the whole point of celebrity..

Anyway, you have to wonder what is wrong with society when the kid of rich and famous and connected people launches a singing career because everyone needs to continue their bullshit celebrity life for the family and their egos….and no one actually needs talent to make music thanks to computers…and she has to show her tits like some backwoods stripper in a MINING town trying to get paid by the miners on pay day.

It’s just weird, she could as easily launch a career without showing her tits…and I guess that’s less a “WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY” and more a “I’m glad society is broken on this level”…because this girl is a rich kid, showing her tits, for attention, clout and to market herself…when she could easily hire someone to do all that shit for her but there’s less fun in that than the empowerment and liberation from showing tit I guess.

I don’t know, the internet is weird and has bred some WEIRD fucking people…and I am a firm believer that REAL life people who aren’t on social media are actually the winners in all this…because anyone drawn to scan social media, which is a lot of people, are just fucking losers…but at least there’s tits there now, when it didn’t include tits, I was like “WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LOOK AT ON THIS SHIT”….I don’t care about your vacation, your diet, your workout, but tits…actual tits and not just bikini tits..I can fuck with…

All this to say, Charlotte Lawrence doesn’t like being posted on this site, so HIIIIIII….

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2021

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILF MONDAY!

I used to work for some porn distributor back in 1999 or 2000 when I realized that I hated the porn industry, you know you make it your job and it loses it’s appeal, because prior to 1999 I was all about porn, I thought it was hilarious and amazing and saw tons of opportunity in it as I was a pervert…and I know, I have a porn site STEPSMUT but that it’s not a real porn site, like I don’t make money off porn, so it doesn’t count…

But yeah, working in porn in 1999, TRANNY titles were the MOST popular and MILF titles were the second most popular, I figured TRANNy was the most popular because in 1999 people were closet cases and this was a gateway to gay porn without admitting to yourself you were gay….you know wanting two dicks and a set of tits in couple sex is gay….tits and hair extensions don’t change that no matter how mainstream it gets…it’s dick on dick…then there was the idea that trannies were on a level freakish human, not real standard human, so jerking off to their dicks wasn’t as gay as actual gay because they weren’t 100 percent dude, despite being 100 percent dude…it was the late 90s, things weren’t all that different then….

Then the whole MILF thing confused me, it’s like you’re probably married to some nasty ass mom, hence the porn addiction to get you off, why the fuck do you want to see 40 year olds down on their luck or finding their sexuality in porn when they are 20 years too late…it’s a weird fetish…

I thought, maybe they are into moms because they didn’t have a mom, or because they were momma’s boys, but the idea that a momma boy would seek a momma partner is weird, because they’d have to share attention with the actual kids…not getting the attention they’d want….so the whole MILF thing was probably for lonely fucks who never found a girl to have kids with creating an imaginary storyline in their head of being married and a dad in the suburbs with a 40+ year old woman who fucks dudes in videos….

Then I thought, maybe they like it cuz mom’s are supposed to go to the PTA meetings, they are supposed to volunteer at Girl Guides, they are supposed to run the house and fucking on video is the opposite of that…you know being a BAD BAD mom….

I don’t have the answers, but it gives new live to women who have been banged out and had given up on themselves being the hottest sexual beings they could be, taking another stab at it…by being as hardcore as they can in public so you don’t just blow them off as PTA moms that aren’t worth fucking..

So here’s some MILFs..or women who consider themselves MILF, I just post what I find tagged MILF….I don’t do much background checks on it…