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2021

Jan

Rihanna’s Lingerie Promo Twerk of the Day

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Rihanna makes a shit ton of money off of her now trending lingerie brand that basically replaced Victoria’s Secret with an edgier approach, perfect for all the insta thots out there in need of affordable, Rihanna approved, Agent Provocateur inspired, mass marketed like Victoria’s Secret – lingerire…

I mean it’s not like she needed more money, but if you can build out a billion dollar brand, and she fucking did, why the fuck not get it….it was probably not all that difficult to pull off also…I mean she’s the perfect celebrity to push a racy lingerie line…

Anyway…at least in Rihanna getting richer off lingerie, she’s contractually obliged to promote the lingerie…and in doing that we get to see her shake her older and fatter but still Rihanna ass in that lingerie….

It’s Valentine’s Day, the second most popular day of the year for Lingerie brands, so girl is GETTING IT….knowing she’s probably going to sell it off in a year or two for stupid levels of money…

It’s a real success story, from child sex worker in Barbados, to Top Pop Star, to Beat up and Angry Pop Star with edge, to lingerie kingpin…funny how some people win while others really fucking lose…

here’s some low level actress who should be more popular being one of Rihanna’s Ambassadors to help build that empire out…she is not Rihanna…but Rihanna is using her to sell lingerie on the internet…

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2021

Jan

Jordyn Jones Slutty Selfies for Hire of the Day

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Jordyn Jones sells exclusive content to her fans that probably looks a lot like these pics, which is where I assume they are from. You know a hero out there signed up to her “FRIENDS ONLY” feed for a fee and on that “Friends only” feed she posts her salacious content for her “friends”…where she tries on leggings and bikinis while pretending it’s not for dudes paying her for jerk off material…because she’s higher brow than that….you know being from gutter trash part of Michigan, where she would have been a Walmart cashier if it wasn’t for the fact that her mom had bigger dreams for her and got her cast as some dancer on a reality show at the age of 5 or 6…making her dreams come true….I guess….

I still think she’ll end up back in Michigan on meth in a trailer park, I don’t have big dreams for her, or her fetal alcohol syndrome looking eyes….but for now, she’s important with 6 million IG followers she’s trying to get money out of..cuz she knows they are just there for her dancer ass…

This is her dancer ass….

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2021

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I know that all you hear about are these stories of the hospitals being overloaded, the people who work in hospitals being rebranded FRONT LINE HEROES as they take on the INVISIBLE enemy….risking their lives everyday…assuming they are the 1 percent of people who will die from getting COVID…

But through these stressful times, where they are all overextended and jealous of their friends who chose different careers and get to work from home, they’ve managed to take time out of their busy FRONT LINE HERO schedules to get naked in their scrubs…at those overloaded hospitals because heroes don’t let things like being overwhelmed by all the COVID cases that they are seeing get in the way of a good time…and you know for a lot of these “ESSENTIAL WORKERS” which seems like such an important title…they aren’t actually on the front line of anything, but instead basking in the lower influx of patients coming into hospitals because they don’t work the COVID ward and routine screenings, elective surgeries, etc don’t happen anymore….and either does the FLU…

So as they sit their bored, they figure they should try to be ACTUAL heroes to men by giving them something to jack off to…their nudes…for the nurse fetishists…who I am sure give them FAT tips for all their hard work in the healthcare system on their onlyfans…so that these heroes can retire from NURSING and focus on their porn production dreams…

If they were as scared of COVID as they pretend they are in the media to get paid more….they probably wouldn’t put their pussies in front of it…

You know you hear stories in the media of the nurses who change in their cars to not bring covid home, meanwhile their cunts are full of it…and that makes no sense…

But nurse fetishes, make total sense, so here ya’ll go.

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2021

Jan

Dove Cameron As Nude As She Can Get of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some very famous Disney kid who is all damaged thanks to her dad’s suicide and the whole being sold to an industyr that is EVIL and destroys lives, but it’s all so Glamourous, I mean what’s a little destroying of a soul when you can be all famous and shit…right…that people who you don’t give a fuck about giving a fuck about you is not as anxiety inducing as it sounds…..even though it FUCKING should be…I mean it’s probably a substantially better life not being known by basically anyone but these people are conditioned to think it’s better the other way cuz you make more money that way….anyway, all nonsens….

HOWEVER, Dover Cameron who looks like she’s a porn chick, has done a softcore dive into the slutty nude selfie, but posting up a pic of her nude body’s shadow, where you can see how perky her tit is, assuming it is her tit, in some new obscure, even creepy kind of nude….SHADOW porn…like SHADOW boxing…only you look like less of an asshole doing it…plus more people have jerked off to the shadow nudes than shadow boxing….but those who have jerked off to their shadow boxing, back lighting themselves, probably appreciate that their distorted dick shadow from the right angle looks like an actual penis and not a big clitoris they are used to…I mean you’ve all gone outside on sunny days and your shadow makes you look like you’re 8 feet tall…same thing but for dicks…

What I am getting at is this subtle instagram whoring through shadows is what campground shadow puppet show dreams are made of….I wonder what her asshole’s shadow looks like and if her asshole sees it’s own shadow does winter last 12 more months????

Maybe this is just that, Groundhog Day fetish content…you know keeping the nudes thematic…since Groundhog’s day is in a week or two….or maybe it’s a way to show tit without getting dropped by your label…agents…etc as they try to clean up the internet because it’s gone too PORNY…

I don’t have the answers, because I don’t even know what I just rambled on about…and I barely know who DOVE CAMERON is.

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2021

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence See Through of the Day

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You have to wonder what is wrong with society when some celebrity kid who has two rich parents, both her mom and dad have done shit in Hollywood and not bootleg made one movie shit, her mom was on two hit sitcoms and those motherfuckers get paid for life for that shit….so you have to wonder what is wrong with society when some celebrity kid who was raised amongst other celebrity kids in these mansions in LA and Malibu and oftentimes BOTH…you know since you need that beach house when you’re other house 45 minutes away in Beverly Hills HAS no OCEAN, and you know there is no point living in California without at least one oceanfront property…that’s the whole point of celebrity..

Anyway, you have to wonder what is wrong with society when the kid of rich and famous and connected people launches a singing career because everyone needs to continue their bullshit celebrity life for the family and their egos….and no one actually needs talent to make music thanks to computers…and she has to show her tits like some backwoods stripper in a MINING town trying to get paid by the miners on pay day.

It’s just weird, she could as easily launch a career without showing her tits…and I guess that’s less a “WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY” and more a “I’m glad society is broken on this level”…because this girl is a rich kid, showing her tits, for attention, clout and to market herself…when she could easily hire someone to do all that shit for her but there’s less fun in that than the empowerment and liberation from showing tit I guess.

I don’t know, the internet is weird and has bred some WEIRD fucking people…and I am a firm believer that REAL life people who aren’t on social media are actually the winners in all this…because anyone drawn to scan social media, which is a lot of people, are just fucking losers…but at least there’s tits there now, when it didn’t include tits, I was like “WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LOOK AT ON THIS SHIT”….I don’t care about your vacation, your diet, your workout, but tits…actual tits and not just bikini tits..I can fuck with…

All this to say, Charlotte Lawrence doesn’t like being posted on this site, so HIIIIIII….

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2021

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILF MONDAY!

I used to work for some porn distributor back in 1999 or 2000 when I realized that I hated the porn industry, you know you make it your job and it loses it’s appeal, because prior to 1999 I was all about porn, I thought it was hilarious and amazing and saw tons of opportunity in it as I was a pervert…and I know, I have a porn site STEPSMUT but that it’s not a real porn site, like I don’t make money off porn, so it doesn’t count…

But yeah, working in porn in 1999, TRANNY titles were the MOST popular and MILF titles were the second most popular, I figured TRANNy was the most popular because in 1999 people were closet cases and this was a gateway to gay porn without admitting to yourself you were gay….you know wanting two dicks and a set of tits in couple sex is gay….tits and hair extensions don’t change that no matter how mainstream it gets…it’s dick on dick…then there was the idea that trannies were on a level freakish human, not real standard human, so jerking off to their dicks wasn’t as gay as actual gay because they weren’t 100 percent dude, despite being 100 percent dude…it was the late 90s, things weren’t all that different then….

Then the whole MILF thing confused me, it’s like you’re probably married to some nasty ass mom, hence the porn addiction to get you off, why the fuck do you want to see 40 year olds down on their luck or finding their sexuality in porn when they are 20 years too late…it’s a weird fetish…

I thought, maybe they are into moms because they didn’t have a mom, or because they were momma’s boys, but the idea that a momma boy would seek a momma partner is weird, because they’d have to share attention with the actual kids…not getting the attention they’d want….so the whole MILF thing was probably for lonely fucks who never found a girl to have kids with creating an imaginary storyline in their head of being married and a dad in the suburbs with a 40+ year old woman who fucks dudes in videos….

Then I thought, maybe they like it cuz mom’s are supposed to go to the PTA meetings, they are supposed to volunteer at Girl Guides, they are supposed to run the house and fucking on video is the opposite of that…you know being a BAD BAD mom….

I don’t have the answers, but it gives new live to women who have been banged out and had given up on themselves being the hottest sexual beings they could be, taking another stab at it…by being as hardcore as they can in public so you don’t just blow them off as PTA moms that aren’t worth fucking..

So here’s some MILFs..or women who consider themselves MILF, I just post what I find tagged MILF….I don’t do much background checks on it…

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2021

Jan

Jenna Dewan Bra of the Day

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Jenna Dewan can suck a fucking dick…

I mean it would go against her breeding, since she’s got at least 2 kids that we know about, only one of those kids with America’s male stripping heartthrob Channing Tatum, who I guess appreciated her for her dance body and ability to fuck like she was dancing…

You know all rhythmic and.for more than 5 minutes, which I would assume is the average length of a song, since this girl was a back-up dancer for major acts, she could probably give it like she was CRUMPING behind Janet Jackson or whoever she danced for….for at least a solid hour…

That’s a great skill to have when based in LA, because she could easily seduce men from all those lazy bitches out there who don’t have the energy to fuck you right cuz they aren’t eager back-up dancers with high energy a dancer needs…but rather gutter sugar babies with muppet faces who think their million followers mean they matter enough to just lay there and take it for rent money…

While Jenna Dewan was lucky enough to get into the right circles through the celeb she danced for and get celeb cum up in her because it pays for at least 18 years…

She’s 40, probably why this pic was taken from 50 feet away in the fark, but she’s in her underwear, which isn’t as good as naked, but she’s a mom guys, she’s gotta have some level of “I’m not a shameless whore”….unless this is being a shameless whore….damage done…might as well show us the before and after baby pussy pics bro.

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2021

Jan

Dakota Fanning Bra of the Day

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You may think this is a Dakota Fanning fetish pic because she’s in a sports bra but sports bra’s aren’t hot in any context beyond sluts at the gym working out, not that you can go to the gym, but you get what I am saying…that activewear shit that shows off most of a pussy and almost an asshole needs an activewear top to go with the set…but the sports bra on its own, something we’ve known since High School, even in the 80s…is that they fucking destroy tits…and only really work on girls with MONSTER tits to spill out of the way you want them too.

So the FANNING sports bra is not the highlight of this pic, her armpit is, because it is an erogenous zone when you smell and lick it, but also the upper body/ TORSO’s vagina that you can fuck provided you don’t have a fat wife who has fat folds you can fuck…

I have known armpit fuckers, it’s a thing, so this one’s for you….a shaven celebrity armpit to cum to….like your weird fetish for armpits internded.

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2021

Jan

Rowan Blanchard Stripper Wear of the Day

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The big question when it comes to these idiots is whether their bullshit “rebelling” when they try to branch off of their DISNEY KID reputation and become a “bad girl” as part of an act is actually by their design, because they’re tired of their parents controlling their career. One of those “I turned 18 and fuck all ya’ll mooch fucks for selling me off”…..or is it something that their high paid PR teams put together for them…in a “let’s rebrand you and keep you exciting and in the news since you have no jobs lined up, we can move you to Brooklyn, get you an artist loft, turn you bisexual which is trendy, then have you do nude hipster art as your new strategy”…..or is this a Disney created thing, since every Disney Kid goes through it….I guess we’ll never know…

The only real sad thing about it, cuz I like the whole turn them into edgy instagram whores anywhere on the spectrum from hipster weirdo to sugar baby muppet…cuz I like whores…it’s just too bad this Rowan Blanchard chick isn’t hotter…I mean it’s just such a waste when they go weird edgy and look like teen boys in drag…

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2021

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tits Monday is probably one of the worst ways to start the week, which is exactly why I do it. I mean I guess it could be worse, I mean maybe you have a shitty kid who has to wake up and get ready for school, or a shitty job, shitty wife, shitty life…all while dealing with shitty rules during the pandemic…and a set of MILK filled tits are the only thing you find joy in…maybe the peak of your relationship was the time your partner was lactacting because it filled those saggy tits right, it offered nourishment that once you got into the taste, really embraced the taste, because on some deep level in your brain, it was familiar to when you were breast feeding off your mom..

Or you’re like me, you’ve never got a bitch pregnant, you’ve never had to get off to a swollen ready to explode tit, you’ve never been fed by your partner or some whore who still lactates like you were a little baby….and the whole milk filled tits is weird to you..

Either way, it’s what tits are supposed to do…their intended purpose. Their biological designed intention….which doesn’t mean those tits are at their best, it just means it’s what tits do…

The idea that girls document it sexually like their tits are able to perform some sort of circus trick, some PARKOUR for titties, when they are just doing what they are supposed to do…is really the weird part…but they just had kids and need all the male attention to find their sexual being that they can….and dudes being perverts LOVE this milk filled titty shit…

Either way, I do this to maintain my status as a feminist site. You know free the nipples so we can jerk off to them…feminists.. .

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