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2020

24

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Earlier today, I ready that pussy is not an xmas present…but that butthole is..so here’s some asshole behind thong for those of you tired of pussy but still into lady holes…so long as you’ve got the same hole so that you can truly understand the kindness of them letting you up inside them.

I don’t know what the obsession with asshole is, I figure it started with selling nudes, because after you get the pussy pic, there’s only one place to go from there…that’s not to say I don’t eat or fuck ass when the opportunity presents itself…it’s just that anal was always the back-up plan, the birth control plan back in highschool, the virginity plan for Catholic girls…it was a period pussy alternative…you know a functional and practical thing not all girls were into…but those who were wasn’t anything special because you were still getting shit on your dick…hence the pussy being the better option….but people are fucking excited by assholes…now more than ever…the gateway to soul, the unifying orifice we all have…the genderless fuck hole…you know what I am saying….

The thong is the gateway to the asshole pics, the barely need to pull it to the side to show the asshole because the thong isn’t thick enough to cover it, allowing girls shy about their asshole to give a peek into their asshole…without it being a straight up asshole pic…it’s a thong pervert…ignore the shit hole stain…that’s just a consequence of THONG design…I’m into it.

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2020

24

Dec

Barbara Palvin Tit of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the Victoria’s Secret version of a plus sized model, because she’s thick….so thick that there was a period between the brand using her as a patsy to cover-up that Miranda Kerr fucked a 17 or 18 year old Bieber by saying that Palvin did…she was 18 and had just come over from Eastern Europe to solidify her place in the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking world….they used her a lot the first year, then basically dropped her for her friend Stella Maxwell, who was skinny, until the brand basically fell apart thanks to not being inclusive, so back to PALVIN they went….

She’s not overly fat, she dates one of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody stars, but not the one who plays Jughead and seeing her grab her tit is pretty hot, because she’s hot, fat or not…which is rare but then again her “fat” is not actually real fat…it’s what I would call Hollywood fat before Hollywood went woke…and really who fucking cares, she’s grabbing her tit, did you need me to waste my time on this intro…I mean there’s no joke here other than that this is what I do with my Christmas Eve..

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2020

24

Dec

Amber Rose Nude of the Day

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I am sure Amber Rose is loving the OnlyFans thing because she can have other rappers that she’d never fuck, but that have money and want to contribute to her life as a stripper turned sugar baby or baby momma to the stars….because they are into women that fisted Kanye…which always confused me about rich guys…it’s like so many of these women who are known for just dating rich guys…get passed around amongst the rich guys..think any girl who has dated Leo DiCaprio…all these other rich guys hop onto them and fight to be the next in line….I am not saying that I am only into virgins, that’d be weird especially based on the age girls lose their virginity, but if I was rich the last thing I’d want is some bitch tainted by some celebrity cock…you know, not a selling point to me, but a fail..

ANYWAY…Amber Rose, who luckily isn’t Amber Heard, who killed Johnny Depp who was a REAL fucking talent….is showing her pussy to her paying customers like she was still stripping or trying to seduce rappers and it’s probably a fucking joke to her, a little pussy flash and girl gets paid…I like the energy.

Not to mention, she gets the whole selling nude hustle so unlike these other girls using OnlyFans to scam dudes out of money, she’s actually got her tits and cunt out there. That’s important…so this is Amber Rose gifting us some goodness…on this special Holiday..

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2020

24

Dec

Inka Williams Hot Underwater of the Day

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Inka Williams is some BALI raised model who thinks she’s so important because she went to elementary school in Bali, you know the kind of person who needs to tell you how they were first on basically any trend because they are fucking visionaries…where they look down on the people around them who have since hopped on the trend after they did…and not because they are influential and inspired the trend…they just caught wind of it first…you’re not that important…even if you’re self important and don’t want to think you’re just a follower too.

So as all these hot Russian influencers go to BALI to do their pornographic shoots, despite it being a Muslim country that should get them all arrested, this one’s been there for 20 fucking years, not because she’s a trendsetter, but because her parents like the tropical vacation life and posted up there….

But at least she can look down on them and call them “tourists” in her native tongue, before popping off hot bikini pics in paradise too…and all this to say Inka Williams is hot…this was my love letter to her…I hope she likes it.

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2020

24

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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With less people traveling due to COVID because they are chicken shit and let the government and media influence their fun by guilting people tp stay inside like it is the responsible thing, tan lines may be at risk of being far less abundant this year for people from the north who normally travel south this time of year…..

However, there are obviously still those self involved sluts, sugar babies, and travel influencers who are a bit of both…who still travel, because they have “clients” who need them on their arm for New Years parties as the rich have different COVID rules and restrictions…if anything they have to celebrate all the money they’ve made off the market, bitcoin, or even in their own businesses thanks to the pandemic, and tropical places are good for that.

PLUS there are tanning beds, spray tans and other slutty things for sluts to get that tan line, just to show you where clothes are supposed to go…but aren’t currently….it’s some stripclub stripper shit and I like it….So Tanlines will survive COVID along with 99.8 percent of people who catch it…

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2020

24

Dec

Sophie Mudd Bath of the Day

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I know that I document a lot of these low level trying to be famous internet girls who have millions of followers thanks to their lewd content, but I don’t really pay that much attention or care what they’re back story is or what their strategy is…

I do know that Sophie Mudd is an LA based version of a trying to get famous thanks to instagram, who has that following because of her monster tits, at least for her size that she built that audience she’s got from showing them off..

The last year, I saw that she had representation with some agency called Untitled, which is a legit agency, like they signed her and had big plans for her, which I thought was funny seeing as she was doing the low hanging fruit thanks to her low hanging fruits…if you know what I mena…god I hope you know what I mean…it’s the lamest pun I could possibly write and I did it on purpose knowing you are retards who need that kind of thing…

Anyway, she legitimately thought she was going to go legitimate, did nothing legitimate and the second only fans happened, said, I’ll go back to my core pervert audience and show semi-nudes, it’s acceptable and bitch gonna get paid..

Now, she’s likely making a lot, all these girls are…some millions a month off the lamest fucking content…but it’s nice to see Sophie Mudd figure out her place in the world…a pornographer selling porn to people to jerk off to while pretending not to be porn..because it’s very lame porn….but people are lame and pay for it, I guess they like to be part of the movement…

BUT I rememebr a year of her barely showing cleavage, the ultimate fuck you to her core audience, before saying “fuck it, let’s get paid”….you see what OnlyFans has taught us is all these whores are official whores…they have a price, sell nudes, etc…

So here’s Sophie Mudd not showing you her asshole, but almost showing her asshole and I’d be pretty mad if I paid for this bullshit….so I didn’t pay for this bullshit…

I mean no nipples, no anus, no labia…no insertion…ghetto fucking content production you cash grabbing pig…

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2020

24

Dec

Madison Beer Braless of the Day

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Madison Beer is bringing the in the Christmas Season with non-Christmas related outfits and poses, unless you consider her plastic fucking face her doing her best impression of a Christmas Ornament some pre-schooler made at daycare out of his feces….which I don’t….but I do find the look a little dead and terrifying….reminding me of gutter strippers from back in the day…never really expecting the mainstream girls to do this to themselves…looking all cat like and muppet like because they are vain, vapid idiots trying to be hot even when they are hot…it’s unfortunate…UNLESS this is Madison Beer’s actual face, which would be too bad for her, because it looks like the myppet face they are all chasing and that muppet face isn’t hot to anyone with a brain, but I guess luckily for her, her generation is a bunch of idiot fucks who watch too much porn and just want to play with Butt Plugs….ideally with girls who have a following because that’s how social status is achieved now…

Either way, the Youtuber who used her tits while underage to appeal to the pervert fans, is still pretending her audience isn’t pervert dudes who have been into her tits since she was underage…because these girls hate thinking they are just a set of tits, but rather like to think they are relevant pop stars despite having no hit songs..

All this to say, she should be naked…I mean she’s gone this far…just two buttons to go…we could have had it all so easily but instead she decided to cocktease…what a bitch.

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2020

24

Dec

Christa B Allen Hangs Herself of the Day

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You know what they say…suicide rates are up this 2020 COVID pandemic…like TARAJI P HENSON CLAIMING SHE HAD SUiCIDAL THOUGHTS THIS PANDEMIC which I saw earlier today and laughed…in part because COVID is a joke for 99.8% of people who catch it, since they survive…sure it may suck the 3 days they are sick…but they get through it….and I guess it’s not a joke to the people who have lost family members…but people die, life is fleeting, if it’s not COVID it’s something else…which I guess for TARAJI P HENSON is suicide….I didn’t actually read the story, but I see this suicide rates are up because people miss going to restaurants or the grocery store without a mask…maybe they are lonely and can’t deal with being alone…but maybe they should learn how to be happy alone, in their rich person houses, watching streaming apps..it’s safe to say TARAJI is bullshit and using suicide as an angle because her privileged life isn’t as good as it can be because of COVID…fuck off…trying to take the shine from ACTUAL suicidal people thanks to being actually FUCKED from COVID…where as Taraji may not be working as much, but CLEARLY her investments are killing it cuz she’s rich..

Anyway, this is not about Taraji, it’s about Christa B, who if anyone would kill themselves it’d probably be Christa B Allen, for barely making it in the Hollywood industry despite having been in it for decades, she’s 28 but her first role was in 2004….but I guess she’s into a different kind of hanging because she’s doing it wrong for suicide but right for showing off her ass…which is basically all these celebs are good at anyway…not to imply Christa B is a celeb, but maybe she will be one day if she either wins the lottery or hops into porn…which seems lucrative for other low level celebs…

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2020

24

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops aren’t just for fat chicks, but it seems like a lot of fat chicks have found their stride at least in terms of internet content because the titty drop exists…because when you have big tits, it’s the best way to reveal those tits, in a gamified play along with the trending hashtag, what’s the big deal they are just tits rationalization that gets that mail attention because some people are tit focused, only see the tit and don’t pay attention to what is attached to the tit…

There are skinny girls who do titty drops too, but skinny girls with tits they want to reveal are far more rare that fat girls who only have tits going for them….but what matters is that it is being done….fat girls or skinny girls…show us the big enough to drop tits….because big tits are a wonderful thing, even when they aren’t and even if I support small tits more than big tits, I still like big tits too…what do you think I am…some kind of animal, or queer…I mean big tits you can suffocate on are exciting….on Christmas Eve and basically every day….so here are the titty drops.