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2021

06

Jan

Christie Brinkley New Year New Hip of the Day

I saw 300 year old Christie Brinkley in some tropical destination because COVID doesn’t get in the way of rich people, when people are going into lockdowns and facing government sanctioned curfews, all because a handful of people are in hospitals, instead of just letting people die the way nature intended…it’s really one of those peanut allergy in the school so no peanuts for anyone situations…but that’s a whole other debate on whether the government should let us get any virus we fucking want to get if we choose to get it…but that’s a whole other discussion..

This is about old as shit Christie Brinkley still living the overpaid bikini model life, this time showing off her hip replacement she said she needed due to her helicopter crash, but that she probably needed cuz she’s old as shit….despite all the plastic injected in her…she’s old as shit..

So as poor people are struggling to survive, Christie’s out getting hip replacements and going on boat trips at her Caribbean home, because life is better for the rich, obviously…

I’d just like to see all these travelling idiots get cancelled, black listed, fired, forced to resign, because it’s irresponsible and it’s showing the fuck off and no one likes a show off…fuck em all.


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2021

06

Jan

Jordyn Jones Reminding You that Dancing is Idiotic of the Day

Like Kim Kardashian getitng with some CNN / Prison Reform / serious intellectual talking head for the clout, rather than some outspoken rapping attention seeking celebrity….you know crackdown on the crazy and get more serious….

Jordyn Jones is out here reminding us that dancing is idiotic..so that ya’ll can stop doing it now….TIKTOK can end, we’re over it let’s move on….

Unless this is her dancing in ways she’s impressed herself enough to share….

I mean maybe she’s officially turned her back on dance despite dance being the only reasons she’s famous. Her white trash family sent her from Michigan to LA at the age of 7 to do child dance reality show that you know is fucking perverse…

She has since gone onto amass a huge audience she sells scandalous pics to, not porn, just scandalous shit, cuz she’s from Michigan and her other option was sucking dicks at the trailer park…

I do expect her to end up diabetic, 300 pounds and footless, which could be a good thing so she stops this idiotic dance shit…

I like that this looks like it was shot in a double wide in 1995 on some serial killing meth addict’s video camera he stole for that meth money…trash.

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2021

06

Jan

Fart Girl of the Day

I know, I am still a firm believer that women don’t fart or shit and if they do, that it should be kept secret, because farting and shitting is such a “dude” thing to do…and who wants dudes as women….I mean besides the entire world that is trying to steal everyone’s gender from them in order to depopulate the world….

I like to think the asshole is strictly for fucking…but not in a gay way or in a bro “girls don’t shit way”…but in a “I’m triggered by girls farting because it reminds me of all the times I’ve had to wipe my fat disabled wife’s ass when she shits herself” kind of way..

It’s like I know girls fart and shit, but I want to forget…and when scrolling the internet for nudes, the last thing I need is to be reminded of that….you know that’s the wrong part of the Girlfriend Experience….that’s the part we don’t even want when they are our girlfriends…it’s not some sign of being comfortable with each other and intimacy deepening… it’s about being too comfortable, you know that give-up level of comfort…even if dudes find it cute or funny when the farter looks as good as this fart girl…who I guess you could argue is a little too fit and likely spends a little too much time farting with the bros to realize it’s not cute or funny, but vile…keep it to your damn self motherfucker…

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2021

06

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I had an argument with someone the other day who was saying that weed being legalized is the worst thing that could happen in the world….his theory is that weed makes people lazy, means they make less money, makes them sloths…or whatever…

This person is an anti-covid lockdown person who thinks the governemtn shouldn’t meddle in him going to the grocery store…but because he thinks weed makes people lazy….they should meddle in that…

My theory is that there really isn’t all that much to do in life, so you might as well be stoned, and the idea of chasing money or the “hustle’ or the “grind”…is just lame…what are you trying to prove over acheiver…that you can buy a better house or car than me…good job winner…

There is nothing wrong with lazy, if anything, it’s the reason all these girls get naked on the internet, because they don’t want to do real work when there’s so much money in selling nudes….and if WEED helps that laziness, makes things more fun and creative, then it helps all of us.

I believe that the government making weed illegal is exactly the same reason the government has locked us down…they run off whatever science appeals to them…fucking over the rest of us in the process….because weed is a plant that can be easily grown, it may or may not have health benefits, but it has fun benefits…and in terms of drugs…for anyone who has done drugs…weed is barely a drug…

All this to say, despite being a drunk, how could you not support a plant you can fucking smoke and get a buzz from….a plant that has helped girls realize lazy is good….a plant that gets em naked…and here are girls getting naked with their weed so you know how into weed they are…or maybe so they get dudes into weed into them…who knows…the whole ceremony around weed is lame to me…but tits aren’t..

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2021

06

Jan

Bella Thorne Bikini Tits of the Day

Bella Thorne Bikini

Bella Thorne posted up some lame ass bikini pics for what I assume is her Only Fans, but who fucking cares, if it is for her Only Fans it’s a totally misuse of the platform, a scam really….

WHERE ARE THE TITS….

The least she can do in this era of everyone naked on the internet is show her tits….it is not like they are real tits anyway…or that we haven’t seen the tits..

But since she’s a clout chasing poser, she does only fans to be relevant, not to produce content that will make her an official whore of the internet….because then Hollywood won’t hook her up with projects, even with that following….

So she’s treading lightly with her bullshit….clout chasing, relevance chasing, money grubbing because she’s an important celebrity with so many fans….cashing the fuck in…

Without the movie deals, brand deals, marketing deals, cashing the fuck in on a mainstream level…she loses her value….and selling straight up tit pics when you can get away with selling bikini pics of her looking at her tits that you know she’s turned on by, because she’s the kind of girl who masturbates looking at herself. It’s pretty obvious.

My issue with the whole Only Fans hustle, is I know it’s designed to target old perverted dudes with credit cards who are rooked in by these girls….so it’s a targeted attack they all laugh about…

I doubt young people are buying this shit, and if someone paid this shit, they should be mad about it….feel scammed by it…because you know it came with some caption like “See me play with my big tits busting out of my top after getting fucked all night”….or some other insanity…

But I’m out of touch, but not out of touch to know this is really weak content, whether I know Bella Thorne is a money grubbing phony poser or not, this is just a shitty use of her muppet tits….but I guess it serves its purpose cuz she’s the rich one getting richer…in Mexico because COVID doesn’t negatively impact the lives of the rich and famous….even when they are bullshit.

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2021

06

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I think I’ve failed you on Workout Wednesdays….because this was really designed to be girls working out slutty….you know being slutty while working out…BUT….for whatever reason the girls aren’t doing slutty workouts, or getting naked in the gym….but instead showing off their fitness bodies because I guess they workout…but everyone works out…even fat ladies workout…so the idea of getting naked after your workout…or because you workout,

As it turns out….that works too because girls who workout or who are bold enough to post nudity to workout groups because they think they are fit enough or like their gains or SWOLE…

No Fat Chicks ALlowed…the mantra we should all live by….so here are no fat chicks not working out but who likely workout…

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2021

06

Jan

Kaia Gerber Rides the Railing of the Day

Girls love to rub their pussies up on random things, whether it’s those pillow or stuffed animal fucking girls you see all over the internet, to girls getting off on grinding against your leg like a dog in heat, or girls who like to ride motorcycles or horses because of the pressure it applies to their cunts….because orgasms don’t always need a mouth, dick, fingers or vibrators…even crossing legs the right way can make a girl with the right level of fuck cum…

I’ve known girls who press up against the door frame rhythmically, who ride bikes in a very specific pussy on the seat kind of way…I mean I HAVE SMELLED THOSE SEATS AND KNOW…

So seeing Kaia Gerber up on the banister, like some retard kid, because she’s likely a retard kid on some level, thanks to her mom selling her to a shitty industry despite the family being worth a few hundred million dollars, all starving her out to be the best model she can be to make mommy proud….on some Kardashian level shit because Cindy Crawford’s era of old pussy is into whoring out their kids to a sleazy industry….but stunted or not…we should get a better angle so that we can spot the WET SPOT.

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2021

06

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Nude of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Nude

Ireland Baldwin is so fucking masculine…it’s almost gross to be into looking at her and her tall naked body and her not so masculine big tits trying to be edgey to get noticed….but celebrity kids are a fetish and Ireland’s really not that bad, it just seems like she doesn’t believe in her core that she’s not that bad…

I do think Ireland Baldwin is the punchline to a joke…so in efforts to keep the joke alive…I keep supporting her slow and steady quest for relevance, or attention, and as girls of the internet have known forever, that happens the more and more naked you get…

I think she’s a joke in part because her dad called her a pig, we all know that storyline and I’ve done enough posts on her to have established that she’s unwanted or unappreciated by her dad….he even went onto knock up some fake Spanish bitch 5 or 6 or more times to dillute Ireland’s value both on a monetary level by divvying up the inheritance, but also by hedging his bets that the fake spanish kids, who all have Spanish names, will offset the loss he had with her….it’s one of those DIVERSIFY your sperm so that you don’t have all your eggs in one disappointing basket…

I think she’s a joke because before the prison tats and the getting naked on the internet, she was doing the beachy influencer thing, before Kendall and Kyle were even hustling instagram that hard…she was early to it, but couldn’t pull it off…

Now I don’t use social media, but I can point to a lot of ugly fucking women who have mastered being influencers, without getting naked and NONE of them were Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s forgotten daughter…

She has budget, she has access, she has houses in various places to shoot, she could hire filmers, start a youtube…but instead she’s on the cusp of an only fans member site because she wants to be jacked off to…it’s weird.

I guess when you’re rich and have everything you want or need, the only thing left to do is dive into softcore porn…

It’s pretty disappointing, because she had the opportunity to do everything and anything, but instead is following the lead of a cam girl in Ohio with an Only Fans…

That’s not to say Ireland has an onlyfans but when you’re doing this shit for free, you might as well sell the spread ass version for a premium…

The only sad thing is when NO ONE will pay to see her naked because they don’t care…

It’s also not to say that she shouldb’t be posting nudes, I’d rather see her naked than clothed, but on a higher level, not all girls need to get naked to matter in this world, it helps, but it’s more exciting when they DON’T get naked unless it is for special occasions, or for special people. There’s nothing wrong with nudity, I am all for nudists, it’s just that there’s no need to be a nudist on the internet unless you’re just desperate to be seen….and there’s no need to be desperate to be seen when you’re rich as fuck with celebrity parents…and if you are, there’s a deeper cry for help here….

Ireland Baldwin Nude

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2021

06

Jan

Ashley Benson Ass Shot of the Day

Ashley Benson Booty Ass Shot

Ashley Benson has consistently had a shitty body, besides the big tits, the rest of her reminded me of a overweight native prostitute with big tits but no ass…all barrel built on two scrawny fucking legs, but since finding lesbianism with Cara Delevigne, I guess she also found the importance of starving her fat self out and fidning fitness, so that weirdly shaped body is a bit more lean….but girl still barely has an ass, but when brands are paying you to get some attention, impressions, clicks and fucking sales, you gotta step out of your otherwise boring as shit content and bring the heat…and I guess this is the heat…

I am not against a small, uneventful ass in a pair of slutty fitness shorts that are more like panties, that’s the style and despite being old and weathered, Benson is on it….keeping shit fashionable…

But when you’re more tit than ass, and BENSON is really JUST tits and no ass, the marketing people should have been more strategic and made this a bra top post instead of a scrawny, starving yourself out, maybe thanks to drugs to keep you entertained during covid cuz you’re rich, bullshit that looks zero fucking fit and not that hot to me…But I guess they’re the high paid marketing people and she’s the high paid influencer thanks to being an actress once….so they’re the pros..but I don’t think they are really pros, because if they were, there would be some PUSSY DEFINITION…like DO tight pants right you fucking fulls…

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2021

06

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I like to think I am slow to the gate on Wednesdays more than other days because of Wet Spot Wednesday. It’s this self sabotaging curse that I’ve put on myself that I originally thought was funny. Much like this site in general, which I started as a joke and didn’t expect to update 10 or more times a day for 16 years when I did it, the Wet Spot Wednesday was my troll…you know so people who land on the site realize this is no place for them…and people who come to the site regularly would realize I’ve lost my edge and it was time to move onto other things like social media….you know the straw on the camel back….

It’s not that I don’t like wet pussy, I mean I typically dry pussy up when I interract with it, making the wet pussy even MORE exciting to me because it’s like a mystical creature…but wet pussy without the build up looks more like a medical condition I don’t want to eat up and if you see this and want to taste each and every one of them…you’re probably new to the site because wet spots are your thing…which is the exact opposite audience I am looking to entertain day in and day out…but yet another reason why WET SPOTS are a fucking curse to me….

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